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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 12:27pm On Sep 09, 2015
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Speaking of "Hidden hazard"....

"It’s difficult to play as a champion because
everyone wants to beat you, everyone wants
to kill you"....Hazard on his shekpe teams as well as his own pathetic form in goal.com!

m.goal.com/s/en-gb/news/2896/premier-league/2015/09/09/15185282/hazard-everybody-wants-to-kill-chelsea-this-season

Olodo! Find another excuse! When man united won 3 straight titles twice (1999-2001 and 2007-2009)
Politics › Re: “Appointment Of More Northerners” – Buhari Finally Opens Up by funlord(m): 11:56am On Sep 09, 2015
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ALISMILE:
How is he a terrorist, scumbag?I think u re d scumbag!
Pay no attention to that pained and frustrated homosexual! I slapped some sense into his gay bunny brain earlier in today so he is now wailing all over NL in shame! If you read his posts you would feel sorry for his parents! Pay him no mind!
Politics › Re: “Appointment Of More Northerners” – Buhari Finally Opens Up by funlord(m): 10:29am On Sep 09, 2015
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Can't nigerians just wait for this chap to finish appointing his ENTIRE cabinet first before they criticise and start labelling his appointments lopsided? Na wa oh? This ethnic and religious bigotry has really made most of the people in this country sick with _stupidity!
Family › Re: If Your Ex Boyfriend Came To Visit You When Ur Husband Travelled, But You Lodged by funlord(m): 7:35am On Sep 09, 2015
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Romance › Re: Why I Had Sex With Over 200 Younger Men – 71-year-old Great Grand Mother Reveals by funlord(m): 7:16am On Sep 09, 2015
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Who on earth would want 2 _fuck ancient cob webbed _pussy? Horrendous imagery!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Built On Satanic Foundation, Says Fani-kayode by funlord(m): 7:04am On Sep 09, 2015
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bugzbunny:
FFK can feed ur generation...while u are nothing but another rat on internet... Get a life fool
I can feel your suffering from here ape! The price of rat poison has gone down in the market, why don't you do your parents and humanity a favour and sip some! You were born useless, your existence has been useless so far but at least your suicide will bring joy to a lot of people! _retarted piglet!
Politics › Re: Nigerian Troops Clearing Boko Haram Enclaves Within Sambisa Forest (Photos) by funlord(m): 7:00am On Sep 09, 2015
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Any living "boko haramish thing" found should be executed sharply! Our prisons are full as it is!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Built On Satanic Foundation, Says Fani-kayode by funlord(m): 6:52am On Sep 09, 2015
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bugzbunny:
Truth also hunts... My father is also a bastard on crack
Yes you are right! Your father is well known for his crack smoking exploits at yaba left junction! I'm sure you shall eventually join him and that demented harlot you refer to as a mother soon for your daily "crack flakes breakfast time"! Hopeless _moron!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Built On Satanic Foundation, Says Fani-kayode by funlord(m): 6:47am On Sep 09, 2015
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This is why you should never give apes crack to smoke!
Politics › Re: Nigeria Is Built On Satanic Foundation, Says Fani-kayode by funlord(m): 6:43am On Sep 09, 2015
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This bastard must have gained access to some new crack in the last 24 hours! Animal!!!
Politics › Re: We’ll Never Hang Buhari’s Portrait In Our Offices –PDP by funlord(m): 6:37am On Sep 09, 2015
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I wonder who cares about what these _idiots and their hopeless party do this days!
Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan At Dickson Seriaki's Re-election Campaign (photos) by funlord(m): 6:35am On Sep 09, 2015
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Na all this kind local settings politics fit the losers right from time! No be before when them go dey carry their world class foolishness dey worry person for abuja dey disgrace naija on top! AREA MAMA!
Romance › Re: I Asked Her Wat Her Pvssy Smells Lyk N She Stuffed A Used Socks In My Nose by funlord(m): 5:25pm On Sep 08, 2015
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jonaifame22:
Pls wat does dat mean?
That means you are about to _fuck a stinking harlot! Step your game up son!
Family › Re: Ordeal Of A Nigerian Prostitute In Russia by funlord(m): 5:17pm On Sep 08, 2015
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Mgbeke of the diaspora association of nigeria members! Try another hustle okay? Nonsense!
Politics › Re: Caption These Photos Of Goodluck Jonathan,Governor Dickson And Chief Tony Anenih by funlord(m): 5:10pm On Sep 08, 2015
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Association of failed and failing politicians!
Politics › Re: Seun Why Was My Thread Closed? by funlord(m): 4:45pm On Sep 08, 2015
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EgusiSoup:
Seun,

Please with respect to the freedom of expression right which I have and which all Nairalanders are entitled to I demand to know why the above thread created by my humble self "EgusiSoup" asking you to declare your assets in line with the current trend of asset declaration as postulated by our current President.

Please Seun, I humbly request that you clear the air on this infringement of the rights of Nairalanders to freely express themselves and air their views on issues posted on the site.

I anticipate your prompt reaction to this matter.

Thanks.

EgusiSoup

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Is seun a government official, your governor or a civil servant? I think you should be asking about how you can cure yourself from daftness instead of why your senseless thread was closed!
Romance › Re: Guys Will U Marry Your Best Friends WIDOW ? by funlord(m): 3:16pm On Sep 08, 2015
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osile2012:
Assuming your best friend who is a guy, got married and died a year later. Will you be comfortable to marry his widow wife ? huh huh shocked shocked shocked
Only If she looks like beyonce, kim k or amber rose! In that case 1 hour after his burial my ring go don enter her finger followed by my _cock entering her later that night!
Romance › Re: Please Help Me (am I Normal?)+18 by funlord(m): 3:11pm On Sep 08, 2015
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Na dis kind of nonsense threads dey make me regret why my ban ended today! Rubbish
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Flare Up When Asked These Two Questions? by funlord(m): 3:06pm On Sep 08, 2015
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Why should you even ask them these sort of dumb ass questions in the 1st place?
Politics › Re: Buhari’s 100 Days Of Incompetence And Abject Failure, By Femi Aribisala by funlord(m): 2:14pm On Sep 08, 2015
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Abeg who get red oil 4 this yeye thread!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:35pm On Sep 08, 2015
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The truth about hazard this season for the shekpes to ponder.....


Exhibit A:

"He [Hazard] was the worst tonight. I thought
about substituting him, but in the last 10 minutes
he always has the ability to do that. At the World
Cup, this was the case. I obviously expect more
from him, but he will grow as the season
progresses" - Belgium manager Marc Wilmots.

Exhibit B:

"If you are the best player in the league, I think it
should be a good responsibility to have a similar
season than in the previous season. I don't want
to analyse individual performances. In general
terms, it is difficult to have a consistent
performance when some of the players are not
performing at a good level" - Chelsea manager
Jose Mourinho.

During Chelsea's league campaign of 2014/15,
Hazard had a shot on target every 102.2 minutes and contributed a goal or assist every 146.6 minutes. So far this season, he has had two shots on target, 0 goals and 1 assist. He is also dribbling past players with the ball at a slower rate, averaging fewer touches per game and fewer passes too. There are plenty of candidates more deserving of criticism than Hazard for Chelsea's pathetic situation, but there is no doubt that the Belgian is currently falling far short of potential.

Dazzol!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 1:15pm On Sep 08, 2015
Mourinholic:
What records are you talking..... Like seriously?
Do you think at all before typing the nonsense you type on this thread, with every comment you beat the stupidity of your previous posts....You have been ridiculously dumb.....

You are sounding more stupid than Hazard made ur defence look at the bridge....
May your foolishness fade away than Your titles hopes did at the bridge ......Jerk
Erm....bros take a look at these records for posterity...."scoring 50 goals in 124 games
across all competitions for psv....emerged dutch league top scorer with 22 goals in 30 games, helping psv win the 2014–15 eredivisie title...Depay was a key part of the netherlands Under-17
team that won the 2011 european championship and already has 19 caps and 3 goals for the oranje"...

So he is already "a league champion, dutch golden boot winner and a european champion, and member of his national sides senior team" all at just 21 with a lot of time on his hands to get better!

Now I don't know if this your bitterness is as a result of hazards horrendous league form, or maybe coogar is owing you and you never see alert! But abeg he is right! Memphis depay is a very good footballer and on current form THIS SEASON he has outperformed that thing you guys call eden! Don't belittle the boy over bantz! And coogar abeg pay this dude so that his "soccer myopia" gets cured for good!
Celebrities › Re: Emeka Ike To Pastor Chris Okotie: You Are An Anti-christ by funlord(m): 8:33am On Sep 08, 2015
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Emeka? Na chris fault say you went ahead and married an ANTI WIFE?
Health › Re: Man Dies After Lodging With Two Women In A Hotel In Delta by funlord(m):
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Delta _bitches strike again! "Aunties migwor oh"!
Politics › Re: APC 'll Win In Bayelsa To Enact Buhari’s Change — Sylva by funlord(m): 7:33am On Sep 08, 2015
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No be yenagoa wey I sabi? Lives will be lost for sure in this struggle for the creek house! Sylva go buy better bulletproof vest oh and not okrika!
Politics › Re: Types Of People We Missed On Nairaland by funlord(m): 7:12am On Sep 08, 2015
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This politics section has gone down the toilet sha? Of what relevance is this topic abeg? Na wa oh!
Politics › Re: I Will Name My Cabinet This Month-president Buhari by funlord(m): 8:03pm On Sep 07, 2015
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Abeg make my bros or sister name make am into the list oh?
Politics › Re: We Will Soon Reveal Crude Oil Thieves, Says Buhari by funlord(m): 7:49pm On Sep 07, 2015
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Hurry up! Talk is cheap!

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