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Pataki:
LOL! Don't disappoint me!

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Patakshite! Go and ruminate about the pearls of wisdom I have given you this nice sunday morning! It is only a dumbo such as yourself that negates the facts on a public figures google or wikipedia pages and beats his chest about the information he gets from a rag and laughable paper such as the METRO!
You came here to troll and got your anus ripped apart by me and also your supposed facts were exposed to be nothing more than the hollow musings of an extremely dim witted ASSholenal fan!
I know you have felt pained since I ruptured your ego like a cheap pillow with my valid pointers, but what did you expect! You can't always run into a thread such as this 1 littered with champions, like a rabid hungry dog, foaming at the mouth, and typing hogwash and not expect to one day get slapped with the fury of angry mother kangaroo trying to protect its newborn! In this case the newborn was our united thread! And you got your deserved comeuppance so abeg deal with it!

We know your type here! When they have nothing else to say to hide their embarrassment they turn to the tried and tested "you copied or you have multiple accounts theory"! Your dwindling reputation is similar to that of your clubs own, so believe me when I say you are nothing but a running joke over here! Are you this jobless on a sunday morning? Did you bring up any debate that we have exchanged any banter over that has lead you to this point? NO? I thought as much! You seem eager to display your abject _stupidity for no discernable reason just like a kings royal clown does, and for someone always claiming to be an intellectual like your "picture snapping brother" you don't realise this is the attitude displayed by yobs on the street!

See you having emotional outbursts just like a teenage girl over nothing, or is your tampon itchy? I'm sure you must be one of the 1st men on earth that menustrates? Anyway your a "gayner", its a character flaw in most of you!

Listen braggart! I'm a boss which means I dictate the pace to subordinates and not the other way round! This emmission of frustration that you have been emitting since you logged on has even sent your rating further down societies totem pole even further and that's just sad! You are bland, vapid, and very similar to a big drum that sounds very loud from a distance! On closer inspection though I have only realised that you are nothing more than a meek little church rat, who feeds off the mob mentality due to your naturally bone deep cowardice!

I know In the small time you have known me I have enriched your pathetic soul by reminding you how to think intelligently and once more awakening the forgotten parts of your IQ that had been run over by cobwebs and maggots due to its dormant state! Don't worry it is my pleasure! Try not to think too hard about my eloquent way of getting my message across, after all I'm gnomic on purpose so as long as you get the basics you will be alright!


Now finally can you please involve me in a discussion related to my clubs match today or even your clubs transfer targets and not this local garage boy antics of trading barbs for no reason of which I'm sure you are an expert in due to your disadvantaged upbringing? If not then let me just say it has been my absolute pleasure insulting a hopeless cretin such as yourself this morning! Copy and paste THIS for posterity! Patak_SHIT!!!!

Pataki:
Go and fish for more copy and paste insults on the internet. Your intellectual capacity has shown when you are using words far beyond your comprehension. Deeper Life Otondo!

I am waiting for you to log-on with your alternate id here to insult me. Confused dolt.

Ok _IDIOT!

Siniza! your pained pet gayner ape is on the loose again! Too bad we have run out of bananas for it! Abeg bring your chain! Lol!!!

Pataki:
This boy sef! Keep quiet and stop drumming out idiocy. You be ju-man?

All these fake internet-rambos - what a mish-mash.

Come! small boy! read and understand! I used to think your trolling was cute before but now you are beginning to seem like a lonely raging homosexual to me with the way you are always trying to be up in my mentions!

I did not expect a _retard such as yourself to have been able to understand the sacarsm in my post due to you know, your mental handicap and all but understand this abeg, I'm not gay so ease up on your nut crushing okay! If you are still pained over your earlier humbling or of the vitriol shower I gave your "homie/ lover/ friend" elfie the other night then that's your problem, you can solve it by slipping into a coma or using the ropes you use in tying up your male lovers during your sexual trysts somewhere else like maybe around your scrawny neck!

Abeg ehn! Take am easy! I may have mistakenly given you the impression before now that I cared about your views or that you were actually alive and so I apologise for that! I don't give a _fuck about you, your hopeless club, your boring disses or your colonial trolling techniques okay! No vex! I have closed my subscription to your _stupidity! Now kindly take a hike or better yet a swim in a lagoon! Hopefully one that ends with you sleeping permanently with the fishes! You BORE me son!

Nihilist:
Buju?

As in Buju Banton? Was that his Nickname in school?

That makes sense now, I thought all his Patois was confra related before. Now I realise Nyabinghi is just a poor man's Ras Kimono

Confra? That one? If he was ever let into a confra it would have been in error, but by now I'm sure his own members would have lynched him before burning his corpse for single handedly bringing the name of the fraternity into disrepute with his senseless antics! Abeg let's not insult confra members abeg! Modify your post!

SIRcumalot:
You're right I just went through is profile.
If madrid agrees to de gea swap + cash I'll still take him.
I haven't seen enough Isco games to say this but based on limited viewing he fit better pass mata for than number "10" role.

Madrid is swapping nobody whatsoever! They believe their final offer of £29 million should sway united or they will bounce! The deal may happen this evening based on reports! We are getting NO ONE from real!

Pataki:
Yet again, you fail to comprehend the fundamentals of English before punching your keypad. Stop spewing tautologies here and there. It is intellectually nauseating. Save yourself from this embarrassing act of typing words far beyond your intellectual grasp. Thank me later.

So sleepy @ the moment........

Pataki:
Your jibber-jabber is nothing but pure absolute rubbish. You have this proclivity for incessantly spewing tautologies after copying and pasting internet insults.

Do you even evaluate your sentences before clicking on the ''Submit'' button?

My friend jump off with your _stupid self off my mentions! I don't spar with full blown idiots like you! You can protect your lover boy iyangbani when you guys are in the comforts of your dingy cave at home but not here! Now kindly get lost! I don't banter with hopelessly unsuccessful non united fans! Swerve!

LTSHANGY:
You don't have to reply that dude. By the way, i have d feeling fellaini is going straight to the first team line-up at the no 10 position ahead of herrara. I hope i'm proved wrong..

I don't think I ever will again! Now that I have confirmed that he is a completely "sick in the head individual"!

Anyway as 4 todays game, swansea deprived us of 6 valuable points last season with their direct play so I see van gall ditching that his sterile possession footy 4 once and bombarding dem with fellaini and rooney in attack! Herrera has always been a central midfielder so he can be paired there with either bastian or morgan either way we have to play like athletico to stand a chance today!

And since dem don tell hernandez to bounce, I'm hoping to see Lewandoski in red tomorrow evening! I get 1 of my dudes wey dey live for manchester and he plans on camping out with other fans at carrington tommorrow to see who go sneak come do medicals! Fingers crossed! Lol

Audu? Upon all the efcc and corruption cases against him! Kogi una don hear am oh!

nyabinghi:
Any sensible fellow and sincere people should start from where i posted Rooney's stats and who started these rancour, when illiterates like starboard, funlord and even that retard The Nonce this is what u get. Bring it on. I will take on the whole of these bastards, thank God "i dont go to church".

CHURCH? How can you? When you are a descendant of a fallen demon, you need to be bold and acknowledge your people back home in that republic of ritual killers you call a village. It's indeed pathetic that a man who is expected to be more enlightened in this day and age still depends on ritual killings to progress in life, buy mb, eat food or earn another degree.

Who would even answer the prayers of a gargoyle like you? When god always laments about your creation to jesus on a daily basis, and lucifer has your "beware poster" firmly stuck on the gates of hell! Hopeless _idiotic ragamuffin talking about god! Not suprising though since you suffer from a prima facie case of foolishness!

nyabinghi:
Ferguson: Still unafraid of handing out harsh treatment to established stars.Remember David Beckham? Ruud van Nistelrooy certainly does, and has had time to ponder the treatment meted out to his former team-mate while taking a watching brief in Manchester United's last three games.

Even Beckham, Roy Keane and Jaap Stam, others ruthlessly discarded by Ferguson, were not dropped for cup finals (Bryan Robson and Steve Bruce were but, in the twilight of distinguished careers, sentimentality would have been a major reason in the selection of either).

Ferguson himself was similarly treated in his playing days and said as much when preferring Louis Saha to his top scorer at the Millennium Stadium.

But as is often the case, the Scot's argument hardly stands up to scrutiny. He stormed out, whereas van Nistelrooy duly took his place on the bench and collected his medal, though remained a study in distancing oneself from the proceedings.

Ferguson had footballing grounds for fielding Saha; his inclusion also acted as reassurance to the Frenchman about his future.

So often the bridesmaid for the biggest games, Saha had finally displaced one of the untouchables in the United attack.

Moreover, as the leading scorer in the Carling Cup, his selection was an act of loyalty from Ferguson. It was vindicated when Saha scored in the 4-0 win over Wigan.

And, quicker and more mobile than van Nistelrooy, he is also genuinely two-footed and possesses a wonderful natural spring.

With seven goals in his last nine starts, he is arguably the form forward at Old Trafford.

He certainly looks a more credible choice as a United player than at any stage since the weeks that followed his transfer from Fulham. And Wayne Rooney, with four goals in his last three games, appears the beneficiary of partnering Saha.

This picture you are looking at aptly explains this your "swamp thing analysis" as well as what your brittle skull is "filled with"! Professor Olodo!

nyabinghi:
you dont know the meaning of etiquette, buy a gce form and be tutored in a sane clime ur useless brain would be used as a guinea pig u r non existent mofo

That currently disease ravaged prostitute that gave birth to you during a toilet run gone bad is actually the 1 that did not know the meaning of etiquette! Because if not when your roadside vulcaniser of a father asked her this question in the 1960's when her vehicle came to a stop at his shop...."Madam make I pump am?" the uneducated witch should have realised that he meant her tires and not her!

I bet you were up all night trying to come up this nonsense you typed. It's scary to think that people like you are allowed to vote or breed or actually graduate from universities.

You act as though your _stupidity is a right and a virtue. You are proof that evolution can go in reverse! I actually feel sorry for you sometimes, I think you actually require a "personality transplant" because you seem to have been blessed with that of a xenophobic _moron! Or do you want to die _STUPID?

Monday can't come soon enough then!

www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/transfers/david-de-gea-to-real-madrid-real-finally-get-their-man-with-29m-bid-for-manchester-united-goalkeeper-10478347.html

nickkylawve:
his angry because I mistakly unloaded my ex boyfriend's pics on bbm nd I removed it immediately, nd now his mad at me!! Just hope he forgives me from his heart

Have you had dinner?

I no send her, her husband, her lover and especially you o.p! Na una sabi!

easystudy101:
Did u read the topic properly?

Don't you watch your DSTV channels properly?

That's why they are called "biatch niggas"! Very easy to find on NL especially in this section!

Jack bauer, ethan hunt, jason bourne, ray donovan? Dem plenty na!

Bar man comot? I need big stout abeg!

ChelSHITE and LiverFOOLS! Gaddem!
See epic failure abeg!

The suicide rate 4 ass lickers may spike up tonight oh! Abeg we need ambulances on standby!

Next up....Nneka123 and Vaseline crew 2 on her birthday!....._Penis on Fleek Tinz....yummy...oh trap queen/king your so fleeky!!!!

Nneka 123 and joe cutie after a night of passion! If only the ass crack licker knew! Lolz

Butt lickers association of nairaland "batch b" are all feeling like this at the moment......"Oh Nneka123 you _bitch....sorry we meant son of a _bitch! why? So we are all confirmed homosexuals now! Chaii! A mans anus! Oh no?"

codedguy1:
I think Evans should go, but is Plato organising a replacement?

5i Maria, RVP and Nani gone and no replacements, now Evans and we don't know if he will replace. The Ortamendi deal would have made sense with this news but seems we never bided for him.

Anyways, we dey look.

Whether replacement dey or not he should kindly _fuck off! His pathetic nature affects the other players! Good riddance!

Thank goodness! At least some more deadwood out of the club!!!!

www.skysports.com/football/news/11698/9969663/manchester-uniteds-jonny-evans-set-for-west-brom-medical

softapples:
SHUT UP D CUNT U CALL MOUTH, follish beer seller

Cc: obinoscopy, farano, rocktation!