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codedguy1:
This just summarizes what happened! Mikel was never snatched from United. Infact man United were compensated to let Mikel go to chelsea because he had cried that Chelsea was his preferred destination.

It would have been ridiculous and awkward for man u to have insisted they wanted to keep a Mikel who cried on international TV that he wanted Chelsea. In order to let him go Mikel go Man u had to be paid, hence the 12M.

How can that be snatching?

Your parents did a good job as regards your home training! Its not easy taking time out to be civil to very talented _idiots! Respect!

"We have one point from two matches, I'm not happy at all. I'm not happy with anyone. I'm not happy with (Branislav) Ivanovic's form, (Gary) Cahill, John (Terry), Azpi (Cesar Azpilicueta), Eden (Hazard),(Cesc) Fabregas, and (Nemanja) Matic."....Mourinho!


www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9960211/jose-mourinho-unhappy-with-form-of-seven-chelsea-players


BRUTALITY!!!

tess1:
The same Mikel also said this before he was gagged, pressured and threatened after he signed for Man Utd.



http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/4499893.stm



Chelsea paid Man Utd £12million as the transfer fee for Man Utd to sell Mikel Obi to them because there was a legitimate deal between Lyn Oslo, Man Utd and Mikel Obi to join Man Utd for £4million before he appeared on TV crying that he wanted to join Chelsea.

The £4million agreed deal that Man Utd was supposed to have paid to Lyn Oslo which they held on to when the saga started was the £4million paid to Lyn Oslo by Chelsea to make the whole money paid by Chelsea £16million.



This is totally different because Pedro was still Barca's player when Chesea went to buy him but not Man Utd's. There was no contract between Man Utd, Pedro and Barca.



He wasn't snatched because there was a signed deal in place between Man Utd, Mikel and Lyn Oslo for him to join us in January. The resolution of the issue also showed that there was a legitimate contract in place before Mikel turned around.

You know your stuff! But to some people who have _shit and gutter water in their skulls instead of brain matter, your point meant to them that chelsea SNATCHED mikel but not before paying £16million In COMPENSATION to 2 clubs for no reason! Lord have mercy!

Pataki:
Fundunce, can you read? Instead of foolishly quoting wikipedia for me and trawling the internet for insult to post at me. READ and UNDERSTAND next time.

You have been schooled by a fellow Manure fan for free tonight!

If those are the pathetic excuses a brainless dolt like you needs to tell himself in order to make up for my exposure of your blatant _stupidity then please feel free to delude yoursel even further okay mong!

I will just keep blessing you with visual darts with all pleasure! Keep hanging your hopes on senseless vapid logic and continue hiding your pain, embarrassment and bitterness behind forced smileys! I know your type son! You battle like a girl! Not suprising anyway since you have displayed the mental aptitude of caitlyn jenner throughout today!

Very soon I'm sure you will accuse me of being your dad sef, or maybe of biting verses from the koran or of stealing your mb! Female ass nigga! Just pack it in! Its a wrap for you today! Try again tomorrow ya heard! In the meantime don't let your mind wander too far about how I was able to put you on the spot with such ease, It's way to small to be outside by itself! Numbskull!

Pataki:
You posted your foolish comment at 21:42hrs, Sir Pataki replied you by 21:57hrs. Yet this fundunce mathematically deduces it to be 15 hours?! Which school trained you in this wanton foolishness of yours?

You are using my word again in bold?! You are really a foolish goat.

Every time I read that audacity of foolishness of yours to post wikipedia as a source for Pataki in an intellectual debate, I feel you need repeated dosages of mental slaps from the local madman up your street.

I am seriously done with you tonight. Go to your romance section and get laid. Doofus!

Cosmic _retard! You are now the inventor of the english language! Look at all the "hot steaming pile of bull shite" you wrote down all in a vain attempt to make an iota of sense but as usual you only ended up looking like a newly inducted member of the 3 stooges!

What a sad sack! Please follow my advise _bitch and go and catch a movie or walk the streets like the homeless douche bag that you probably are! And in case of next time, If you're going to act like a limp _dick on this thread of champs, make sure you at least wear a condom on your head so that you can at least look the part! _FUCK YOU PATAKSHITE! Go stick a fork in yourself cause your done like the turkey in my oven!

Pataki:
You are living a deluded life. The same way you never knew I am an Arsenal fan. Same way you never knew Nihilist is a Chelsea fan. Yet you keep foolishly spewing irredeemable daftness from that fetid air vacuum you call a brain of yours.

I can see that you are a fast learner. You have now added the word in bold to your compendium of online insult. Thanks to Pataki schooling you today. You ignorant gnat!

If you had any inkling or semblance of intelligence inside that ediotic rancid brain of yours, you would have noted that even Nihilist is someone I have a clash with in-times past on this board.

How many people have schooled you today? Even fellow ManU fans have told you that Pataki is right. A Liverpool fan even came here to state the same. Nihilist a Chelsea fan told you the same. Yet your brain tuned to the wavelength of abject idiocy keeps bleating like a demented goat seeking for online rep!

Continue to excel in your immaculate idiocy!

There really are some _stupid people in this world. You just helped me realize it today! See what you used 15 hours to come up with? "Utter steaming balderdash"! Please kindly cancel my subscriptions to your fetid mentions, I'm actually sick and tired of your issues. Lastly I don't need a rep when exposing the folly of a world class dullard such as yourself! Can you even spell REP! Lolz! Go to bed boy, your idiocy is becoming infectious and we all can't afford to live that kind of glamorous _idiotic lifestyle at the bottom of societies totem pole like you and the rest of your familiy of inconsequential GONERS!

elampiro:
If Gaal and Woodward really wanted a player, I don't think they would need eternity to get the business done. The summary was that they were not fully convinced.

This is Woodward who paid so much for Fellaini, Mata, Herrera, Shaw, Di Maria, etc. They bundled Falcao to Old Trafford.

If however, it was a mistake they made in Pedro transfer, then it becomes a lesson to be learnt from.

Good point! No use crying over spilt cowbell! At least try to purchase dano! Woodward tho?

Odunharry:
na wah o.. so na pataki and funlord now?


thank God elampiro and coogar long argument and jabss don end

Bros! I don free the pained nigga since oh! He had to go and run and call his daddy and his entourage of failure specialists to arrange rigged votes in order to try and ease his pain! I dey try post united matter the gnat no wan let me rest again! Abeg can I live?

Pataki:
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Some one needs to get back to his "special guest speaker duties" for tonight at this highly rated summit being held in his honour at the moment !

Abeg who do we now believe? Heard van gaals side but now this?


www.skysports.com/football/news/11668/9959793/manchester-united-fell-asleep-in-pedro-pursuit-says-agent

Nihilist:
Pataki is Arsenal. I am Chelsea. Why would I side him?

Just admit it. Your bars are recycled and week. Reading your lines is an exercise in tedium. They don't even work.

What is a 'deluded orangutan'? Does that actually sound right to you?

Mate I've seen the best brawl on here. Some of the silent but deadly boys lurk on these pages.

It's not all about throwing big words and jocking a certain poster's style on here. Starboard does sarcasm and dry wit. Elampiro gives you AJ City style. JK gives it to you hood. Afrodoc....oh Lord don't even try that man. Dopejemi and Sinizia hit you with gifs that make you cry. Leggo gives it to you itemised and well paragraphed. Demola comes with that baba Agba style. SailorXY comes with the phallic references,

Their jabs work cos they're not forced and they're not trying to impress.

So don't hate me cos I said the truth baby. All your lines are bitten, forced and not funny. We're used to seeing graduation photos, not these weak over played hijacked words.

Step up or vacate the stage.

Your funny! Its funny how you had no reference for the "pat man in your list"! What has your case study "patakshite" said to me so far that has made any sense? Reference his style for me If you will! Not hating on you cause I have no need to, just wondering why you seem to have a small case of the single eye syndrome going on right now! Please enlighten me! Give me a rundown of his BARS will you!

Nihilist:
Pataki beat funlord in my opinion.

Funlord failed to prove Pataki wrong, and those diss words were not organic at all, and felt copied from elsewhere.

This is a thread that has seen more blood spilt in battle than Hiroshima in world war 2, and I'm still seeing basic lines like "I've seen more xyz with more Charisma than you"?

Before you drop a bar on this thread, you need to subject it to the Nyabinghi test and ask yourself:

"Is this line vicious enough to induce my opponent to paste his graduation pics?"

Not impressed at all. Pataki too was very weak but takes it based on his as at yet irrefutable point which stands true.

Let's hear your anonymous views though. Like for Pataki. Share for Funlord. Totally anonymous in case you don't want your fellow Manyoo brother to know that you think he flopped.

Your a chelsea or arsenal fan so your partisan opinion is null and void in the square of of public opinion! And since you have such a keen eye for analysing victory why have you not asked yourself that since morning when patakshite dropped his ludicrous post about what it means to snatch players from man united, NOT 1 SINGLE viewer has endorsed his mention but 10 have endorsed MY OWN COUNTER REPLY to him? So how come the generality of our viewers have been endorsing the newer guys opinion? Or do you now win victories by non endorsement! Or do you rate a fellow who claims that the info found on "wikipedia and google" are rubbish compared to the "almighty metro" I've told him to either prove me wrong or forever hold his peace and shut the _fuck up and he has been running around all day avoiding the truth and screaming out tripe without answering the query! If you want to find out if my pattern is forced then tell your deluded orangutan of a friend to get at me and let me show him what a bloody friday looks like! Nonsense!!!

parrotibaba:
Bia Funlord this battle is increasingly becoming one sided!!!


Pick up ur gloves man!!



I bet 20k on top ya head oh!!!

Bros this guy is just pained because of how I embarrassed him in the morning! He has accused me of being all the people that normally disgrace him here! So maybe I go soon change my name to neo as per na me be matrix! Lol! If he cannot defend my queries then let the goat kindly admit it 1st! Then he can challenge me to a proper duel and watch how I would proceed to peel his empty skull like an onion in the presence of all of you! I've given him a taste already! He is quaking in his boots!

Any similarity between this pathetic young fool named "patak_shit" and the rest of the human race is purely coincidental! The pain is so visible! Damn!!! The bottom feeder is doing all he can to save face and garner attention! Ayah! Sorry biatch! Not happening!

Since the baboon is so _stupid that he cannot notice that not even 1 person on the thread has agreed with his caveman analysis since he posted it in the morning! What hope is there for the _moron again? He will soon cry that its because man united fans have refused to support him I'm sure! Cosmic _idiot!

tess1:
How did they do the bolded?

I was actually waiting for siniza to reply my mention so that I could actually ask him the same question! Because this statement that you have just bolded is actually one of the reasons that that confused arsenal dimwit is hoping to use in a lame attempt to clutch onto straws! Even barn yard animals are not this difficult to converse with!

sinizia:
From the link you posted, Ferdinand confirmed Man Utd refused to pay more than the amount they felt Robben was worth. That's no snatching. Chelshit only paid more after Man Utd refused paying more and dropped interest.

https://www.nairaland.com/871307/official-manchester-united-fan-thread/1935#37182861

Chelshit didn't snatch Robben from Man Utd, but they snatched Mikel from us. As for Pedro, Man Utd dropped interest in him as confirmed by LvG.

Siniza! Pointing anything out 2 that child is pointless! Its like arguing with a bowl of pap in an empty house! I'm glad everyone can see thru his basket like logic! He's an goner sha what do you expect!

Pataki:
FUNDUNCE Mr. WIKIPEDIA

Where are your weblinks to prove Pataki lied?

Did the scumtwat actually run away?

Dj I'd like to dedicate "justin timberlakes cry me a river" to the chibok lad! We feel his pain!

See 1 basic _idiot 1 come dey form boss 4 where champions dey sip on gin and juice dey try kick back on a cool friday! Abrasive goats everywhere on this NL! Nonsense! How _stupid can a human beings reasoning be:

1: man united signed a player called mikel obi, chelsea in order to avoid fifas wrath paid man united £12M and lyn oslo £4M sharply, but to 1 goat this qualifies as chelsea "SNACTHING" the player from united!

2: psv wan sell robben, robbens comes to man united, fergie says we will only pay €7M or you waka! Robben and psv come waka as negotiations don end with united, then one desperate roman abramovich run come say let me pay €18M and you join chelsea! But to one reprobate that is also "SNATCHING"!

What logic! Only an _IDIOT thinks like this! Dude must be related to patience jonathan! Olodo is so pained see how he is barking out my moniker like a rabies afflicted bulldog! Pained MOFO!!! Lolz!

Pataki:
YAWNS! You typed all these to prove what? That you can insult? Almost an hour later, you came back with this gobbledygook you call a response. Even a pregnant lady about to deliver, I am sure is not hyperventilating the way you are doing right now. What an intellectual disgrace.

This trash you call insult do not even make sense. When you want to insult, at least show some creativity with it. From all what you have written above, it clearly shows you were that kid with the sharpest stupidity from your primary, secondary and tertiary education!

Where are your weblinks to prove that Pataki is a liar? The dunderhead is busy quoting wikipedia! Quote credible sources to prove that you are intellectually capable. It is because of dunderhead like you that Pataki has committed himself to monthly contributions into the Educational Trust Fund in Nigeria. Nigeria must be cleansed of the likes of fundunce!

No you god forsaken foolish _cunt! I'm just showing you that your hopeless moves at evading my queries or trying to taint me with slander because you are pained by my texts is futile! I will bury you whether it be in soccer banter or pure grime! And since I have been advised to ignore your baboon ass as you have no answers to my questions or queries after being exposed for the fraud you are this would be your last reply from me this afternoon!

I would have loved to engage you in a battle of wits but I really don't want to fight an unarmed primate since you lack any sort of wits whatsoever! When next you come here to spit your non factual ASSHOLENALform of hooey, lies and logic in order to score cheap points on this thread of champions, be rest assured that the FUNLORD will be on hand to "check you like a microphone during the sound check before a rap show!" Now please kindly swerve back over to your "sahara goners thread"! I wish you ILL for the rest of the day! Piglet!

Pataki:
LOL! I can see you are having difficulty keeping up with insults to type out. You have no more coogar's words to copy and paste? Have you disproved my comment so far about Hans Robben? I thought you were asking me for weblink to that initially? Idiota, I am going to spill your blood on this thread. You made a mistake throwing the first insult at me and I will show you why this ancient warlord is going to feast on your blood - you fundunce!

You diseased ignorant gnat, lets keep it rolling! Where are your weblinks to prove that Pataki is a liar?! Wikipedia?

Abeg we are done! This actually why I don't like to argue with _idiots like you, because you will just lower me to your level then beat me with your experience. Get the _fuck off my mentions okay gargoyle!

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dopeJemi:
Funlord and Pataki, you guys should kiss and make up, we are family Arsenal and man united

Chei! Bros no mind the _idiot! because I exposed the baboons ass with his straw man argument when he was trying to form pundit, e come pain am die! You know see as shame no let am wan face the topic? He wants to turn it into disses now! So watch and learn!

Pataki:
I want to spill blood! If that doofus had read my initial statement very diligently, he would have noted that I am hoping that history will repeat itself as Robben was finally shipped away to Madrid from Chelsea even against his own wish/desire at the end. And also, Mikel is now a regular bench warmer at Chelsea. The same Mikel that Chelsea had to pay £12m compensation to manure for.

Let the idiota keep talking. I have found a scumtwat to feast upon this afternoon!

Stop feeling bad! After all a lot of your fellow members of the animal kingdom have no talent so be proud of the fact that you can at least type! its not all bad for you! I would just advise you not to always think so hard to come up with smart things to say when trolling, you may end up spraining your brain!
And please stop sounding like a vampire with all this your blood spilling references! We already know that you are a dingbat! Vampires are human after all! But your not! _wanker!

Abeg who wants to see the decapitation of the sad goner troll who specialises in _sperm drinking and failure! Just like his club does? It seem since he has seen that he can't win on the footballing side and he would like to be granted a personal tutorial in disses! Your move harlot!

Pataki:
1. This idiota (fundunce) does not even know how to quote.

2. This idiota (fundunce) did not even know I am an Arsenal fan until he was corrected by another poster of his foolishness.

3. This idiota (fundunce) does even know about stories behind Mikel and Robben, foolishly quoting wikipedia to my face. The same wikipedia that his fellow ignorant gnat aka Christmas boy-boy (bigkesh) can easily log into and edit as he wants.

4. This idiota (fundunce) does even know that his birth certificate is actually a recommendation letter to seek help from the Mental Hospital!

Stop making everyone on the thread yawn! You are attempting to dodge and be evasive but I wont let you, you are even desperately jumping on even quotes that are not directed at me all in a lame attempt to save face! Sorry! It has backfired! You know you can't save yourself on football matters and your lame attempt at trolling only brought you to an epic fail . Sad!

Pataki:
You are IRREDEEMABLY DAFT!

1. You asked proof of my statement about Arjen Robben's dad. Yes or no? Atole oshi.

2. Manure offered £5m to get Arjen, Chelsea came on the stage immediately and offered £12m. Even Rio Ferdinand was disappointed that Chelsea stole Arjen from Manure. Yet this deluded doofus is quoting wikipedia for me. Idiota!

3. I told you even the ManU chief executive came on MUTV displaying a contract agreement that they had with Mikel Obi, yet Mikel came to London to openly state that he would be playing for Chelsea. Yet this disgraced son of a goat is here quoting wikipedia to my face. You should be an apprentice receiving daily slaps from the resident mad man in your street!

Pathetic or is it pataki? I'm sorry to let you know this in public and before all your various pals, but you are a very vacuous DUNCE! You can't assimilate concepts or even defend yourself! Just let it go! Sorry ehn! Anyone that reads my 1st post wll easily decipher your idiocy! Be patient!

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Pataki:
See this certified ARINDIN! First you asked me to provide you weblinks about Arjen Robben's dad comment, you even went ahead to be posting idiotic wikipedia webpages for me as reference, now you are switching goal post for me to defend myself over my valid point on snatching?


Are you your village jester? What sort of a troglodyte is this fundunce for goodness sake? I have schooled you about Robben's dad, you foolishly retorted that I was posting ''metro'' as my source, I even took a second of my time to show you the original transcript, yet you want me to compound and expatiate your idiocy further? Have you been terminally diagnosed with foolishness?

Small boy! You have been exposed! So I know you are pained! Please just shut up and _fuck off my mentions if you cannot answer my query! Go to the 1st post I made regarding your foolish claims regarding mikel and robben! If you cannot defend your stance anymore just calm down and wait till I corner you in another lie! But based on the type of reasoning you have displayed so far, it won't be long before you put your foot in your mouth once again and commit another epic faux pas! Your educational certificates may actually be apology letters from your past principals to your parents! Try to run a background check and be sure abeg! Jesus wept!

Pataki:
Lets not start with that yet. I want to finish fungoat today first.

Where is that abobaku of the devil aka funlord? Idiota posting wikipedia pages for me. Lazy dolt!

Olodo rabata! Prove to each and every fan here how robben and mikel where snatched from man united! If you like be hoping on the support of your fellow goners! I'm am waiting for you! See you bitter over wikipedia? So you want to compare wikipedia to complete sports? You are really pitiful! If you can't defend yourself just _shut the _fuck up! Thes argument is not about robbens father it is about your penchant to Lie and twist facts! Defend it!

Pataki:
You are dangerously daft!!! I have told you to READ! Read and understand, you won't. F@cking donut will rather spend time to be reading insults here and there. It add no value to your intellectual capacity. You demented goat!

Now here is the news report when Hans granted to Mirror in 2004 about his son. Did you even Hans was the Arjen Robben's agent?



http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/roman-lovesa-wind-up-blues-chief-1596898

Not only are you a _moron, but it seems you are blind as well! What sort of idiotic dingbat are you! I have said you should defend yourself over all the other valid points on SNATCHING that you were gladly hoping to spite us with and you are busy still beating around the bush like a missing congolese gorilla that has wandered off from the rest of its tribe members in the jungle! No wonder your name sounds like a reform school somewhere in mushin! "Pathetic PATAKI" should be your new moniker! You are literally too _stupid to insult! You are desperately trying to deflect attention like a bullet proof vest but I won't let you escape! Hopeless deluded primate! Even jesus thinks you are dumb! Lmfao!!!

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dopeJemi:
Somebody is trying to shift the attention and save face



*sips tea*

Pataki:
Another cyber dunce who knows no better comes here. So you have stopped laughing like a demented goat only to be frowning like a diseased Christmas chicken. Are you intellectually lazy to search out the comment? Scumtwats when they have nothing intellectually upstairs start rolling out the insults they learnt from the dictionary.

Here are two weblinks to cure your diseased soul - you ancient ignorant gnat!

http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/17/will-bayern-munichs-arjen-robben-finally-land-his-dream-manchester-united-move-4730626/

http://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/8-times-chelsea-hijacked-done-deals?page=0%2C1

See your sources? Metro? Okay let me pity you and grant you the fact that you have shown us the evidence of robbens fathers comments! Now secondly! Kindly explain the orginal points regarding how mikel obi and arjen robben were SNATCHED from man united by chelsea? Or you think these robbens fathers posts have given you any sort of breathing space! By the time I'm done with your reprobate lying rhesus monkey ass today, you would make sure your ipads google chrome website page Is open before making any other baseless comments here again! I wonder exactly how much _semen you had to swallow to become this _stupid? Bloody goner forming pundit when we all know you are one of these complete sports fact finders!

Pataki:
First, you goofed by saying I am a Chelsea fan. That is a clear expression that you are either bereft of understanding or you are rather too quick to start typing not minding that your words are liable for disgrace on the worldwideweb.

Now lets start with Arjen Robben. Here are the explicit words of his father:

"Old Trafford is the only place he wants to play and if he can't play there he would rather stay at PSV. In fact, he would rather play in their reserves than go to Chelsea. My son will not go to Chelsea. Over my dead body will he go there."

Did you know Robben flew to London to meet Sir Alex Ferguson in 2004? How old was Robben then? In fact, let me quote the words of Robben himself:

"It would be fantastic if I could play for Manchester."

So where are the lies in my statement? If Chelsea had a better offer in payment for him, how does that negate the fact that Manure had the first and sole interest in him up to the fact that Arjen personally met with Sir Fergie?

Now lets move to Mikel.

Did you know that the chief executive David Gill actually came on MUTV holding up a contract which stated that they had agreed a deal with Mikel and his representatives? Did you also know Sir Alex was already on the verge of travelling to Norway to sort things out only for Mikel to have mysteriously disappeared and travelled to London to tell the media that he is signed for Chelsea? Did you also know it was a three-club negotiations in which ManU had to finally relent and accepted a £12m payment for Chelsea? Stop lying that Chlesea intervened.

Simply put: Chelsea out-muscled your team like Bagco Supersac in getting Arjen and Mikel in times past. No shame in that. You cannot spin history to suit your lies. The records are there to prove you are a liar.

My friend shut the _fuck! Who cares if you are a chelsea, arsenal or watford fan? Is this the lame technique you want to use in order to save your blushes? My grouse with you is how you blatantly came here on our united thread to spew hogwash and lies about things you know little about! After all weedtaker has pointed out to me that you are an assnal fan, which is even worse! At least if you were a chelsea fan I would have been talking to an outgoing champ, now I'm stuck in banter with a specialist in failure and a perennial under achiever!! Post the links to the statements and save yourself the embarrassment or just follow the same pattern and gtfoh just like you advised big kesh to do! At this rate he even seems like soyinka compared to you! Bloody lying pederast! Nonsense


https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arjen_Robben

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Obi_Mikel


Read and weep _twat!

weedtaker:
na arsenal fan you de tell all dis things o. No be areaboi abeg

Whether na assnal or shekpe fan! Make dem no come dey lie anyhow 4 hia all in a bid 2 score cheap points! The message na 4 all of dem sef!