₦airaland Forum

Pataki:
I wonder why you manure fans never learn from history and pray that history repeats itself with Chelsea.

Is this the first time Chelsea will hijack a player from you? Absolutey not. They did it with Arjen Robben and Mikel Obi. Infact, I still remember Arjen's father swearing strongly that Arjen will never be a Chelsea player. How many seasons did the same Arjen play for Chelsea before he was shipped away? Mikel Obi today is a persistent bench warmer on the Chelsea squad.

The evil side of me though would love to see Pedro terrorizing your squad when you guys lock horns. Afterall, you manure fans used to taunt Chelsea fans whenever Mata had a spectacular performance for your team. Let the dice be rolled!

This is why whenever they refer to you chelsea and arsenal fans as area boys, touts or nincompoops, its hard to sympathise with you all! How did chelsea hijack arjen robben from under man united when he was about to leave psv? Robben came to london met fergie and man united offered €7m! Our offer was deemed to low for both psv and robbens liking but almost immediately, due to the teams desperation to be seen as big boys and new found russian cheque book, roman offered €18 million which was more than double the amount united offered! So in your world overpaying for a product now equals snatching? What a prof you must be! And please lest I forget, kindly provide us with a link to this robbens "sweary fathers statement that he would never play for chelsea" if you will!
Secondly so mikel was also snatched from man united by chelsea? Kindly explain this sequence of events then..... " rather than leaving FIFA to verify the validity of the contract signed with
man u, chelsea intervened by volunteering to settle the transfer saga through negotiation with lyn oslo and man united! On 2 June 2006, chelsea, man united and lyn oslo reached a settlement to resolve the future of the player. Mikel's registration was to be transferred from lyn to chelsea; man u agreed to "terminate their option agreement with mikel. Under the terms of this agreement, chelsea agreed to pay man united £12 million, half paid upon the finalisation of the contract and the other half in june 2007, and lyn £4 million, half payable immediately and half in June 2007". So paying another club £12m just so they can avoid a fifa judgement which was likely to leave the shepe blues with egg on their faces, is termed as "snatching" on your own planet abi? My guy you may want to have a word with the voices in your head, it seems they have taking over your reasoning! Even lucifer finds your lying ability to be SUPERB!

This chairmans philosophy is beginning 2 look like a bloody scam 2 me! What kind of philosophy leads 2 consistent transfer_cock ups, ponderous, slow building back and sideways passing football? With creative players sacrificed 4 brute force types, and everyone always being forced 2 play out of position? I see a tragic season ahead 4 united if things remain the same oh? Give us "jogo bonito" and not this poor mans chelshite looking soccer I'm seeing! Ffs

Whom all this epistles don help! Women lie and men lie! Only numbers don't lie! Always remain focused on increasing your racks and all the shite on all these lists won't mean a thing! The rules will be in your favour then! Be you Male or female!

ameezy:
guys i still dont understand if ladies enjoys sex more than men but its confuising

It depends! Some days its the guy and some days its the girl! Its all down to a persons "mental mood" at the end of the day!

Its called "faking it till she makes it"! Most skanks use this tool for progress! Get familiar o.p!

chymystique:
Sex sex sex!.. Na Food? I really dont understand why a man should beat a woman cause she refused him sex... There are ways to go about all these issues responsibly...

What if the womans _pussy is the bomb? Why should she start hoarding it from the addicted _twat! Its not fair na? At least give him a taste from time to time or for good behaviour!

Geoiyke:
Please kindly advice on how to tell her that I don't find her food appealing without hurting her feeling

Go like this o.p......"Biatch! Your cooking stanks! I can't keep torturing my stomach and depleting my bank account just for the sake of eating your experimental ghoulash! In fact its over! _fuck out of my life!"

Na by force 2 create thread? Bloody _wanker of an o.p!

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tpiander:
just curious, need the info for research.

Kindly take this your utterly _stupid question to the relevant section! Probably jokes! Research indeed!

largehead:
If them like take am go sambisa...






Introvert and LadyF how market now? Y u allow me carry ur BirthRight?

Chisos! Na me dey here??
FTC! I'm presently licking seun's azz for this blessing...

See this ones utterly ignorant contribution! If you are really a "LADY" then thank god you at least have some breasts and a _vagina to compensate for your "abject _stupidity"!

O.p what are you trying to achieve with this write up or rather are you hoping to portray this clueless, incompetent, corrupt, scuzzy, jingoistic, self serving dunce as something else?

And so? Is that not the height of _stupidity? Rubbish!

Pmb! The replacement killer! Sack on but only if it would lead 2 change! If not you may also get sacked in a few years time!

leggo:
Chelsea the defending EPL champions must have a nairaland thread, no?
its almost like the majority of the Nigerian fanbase is too busy to come online, seeing as the y are mostly motor park touts and rascals, the few who have internet privileges come here to troll.

Its funny how the plastic chelsick and goner fans prefer 2 spend all their time on the united thread either by making lame attempts at trolling or by actually learning how 2 banter about soccer, success and club prestige from those who have been used 2 it for eons! Its only sad that most of them are as dull as dish water and as insipid as mosquitoes if not they could actually have been a welcome distraction! I can't blame them though! You can't expect " a bloody group of chibok boys" to not get hard on's when they have been granted a means to associate with " the offspring of kings"! Its a privilege 4 most of them! Lol!!!

n0m0705:
How are these names an upgrade on what we have now. Lol, we always think the grass is greener on the other side.

Erm so you want to actually tell me that "raphael varane" is not an upgrade on "phil jones or jonny evans?" Whether regarding fitness or natural defensive talent? Choiii!

leggo:
he has been playing better since losing that ridiculous pedophilic mustache

More like a PORN moustache! Anyway this blind experiment is an accident waiting to happen against our top 4 rivals! Na scam! Jones? I won't even speak on that and rojo still seems a bit raw! If smalling is going to become a leader I feel he needs a world class partner next to him that he can feed off from! Does not have to be an old partner, but just 1 that is a solid, fit natural defender! Varane, laporte or stones! My choices!

Hmm some united fans going overboard after 3 games! Abeg make dem wait small oh? I've never completely trusted this smalling!

ITS OFFICIAL!
m.bbc.com/sport/football/34003373

Nihilist:
Learn to understand the context of a statement before asking silly questions.

Go back and read Elampiro's initial post. Then read my response. Then go and lock yourself in a dark room and re-evaluate your life choices so far.

Who was asking you a question? Your bitterness must be as a result of either the "pedro debacle, previous disagreements with the elamp fellow or maybe some other deep rooted child hood based issues!" If you had had simply replied that "he has been a monster 4 us" or something along those lines would you have ejaculated? Or even from viewing my moniker you can't deduce what context i meant! Dude take your bitter, pained , over serious wanna be pundit ass and have several seats! Your intelligence is my gibberish!

Nihilist:
Which Clyne? The same one that has been a beast for Liverpool?
Why do you people like deceiving yourselves like this?

So if CLYNE has been a BEAST 4 liverpool what has DHARMAIN been 4 us so far?

crackhaus:
You didn't see it but you quoted it and then ran to the mods to help you clean up right? Lol..
You get pained whenever I air your dirty laundry for all to see... Dundee.

B!tch, please go for prayers and counselling to help you with your perpetual torment & physical disabilities... crackhaus is not responsible for your generational curse.

So na another one of these "MOD pikins" she be sef? Just like the teenager she follows called francisca! That's how we know cowards and skanks on nl! Lmfao!!!

Tunguy01:
Religion , I pity dos guys above me spewing trash,Islamic is more enlightening dat Christianity, am a Christian thou bt 1 qustn I want 2 ask is , IS Jesus Christ a Muslim or I dnt knw., why do xtians calls on Jesus name while praying, why nt God, d last time I checked, he was a prophet like mohammed nd Moses, dnt 4get d gods (obatala,orunmila) were prophet too.., religion is confusing, just be moral !!!!

This 1 kind of "OLODO" na the "world class version"!

I wonder who cares about the musings of all these old expired _idiots!

All these "law makers/breakers" are just not ready to work for the benefit of ordinary nigerians! But I'm very sure if PMB suddenly tells them that there is one kind of N1 billion naira bonus that he wants them to come and share they would sharply abandon the hajj and their religious beliefs and scamper back to abuja faster than hussain bolt!

Some early morning FACTS of life from the skipper!:

"I'm an honest guy. I know when I don't play well and against Aston Villa I was below my standards.
It's not a game which I want to look back on but obviously that happens in football. You'll have nights like that and you have to move on. It's early on in the season. We are just three games in. I've experienced this (criticism) before and the goals will come, I know that. I understand I have to be the one who's going to lead that line for us and try and find the goals for us. My mind is clear. I know how to play the role. It's just a case of getting the chances and taking them, which I'm hopefully going to do soon. I've always enjoyed playing against Newcastle, so hopefully on saturday I can open my scoring. It's important that we all chip in. Memphis managed to get off the mark this season. I've had one bad game this season and everyone's all over it. I know, I've had that throughout my career but hopefully at the weekend I can get off the mark."

Wayne rooney

( Sky sports )

Truckpusher:
She was running her mouth even when I never mentioned her and what pains me is that biitch is as ugly as hell.

I think say na only me don notice the beast of burden! What do you expect when her an dat sacked mod na vultures of the same old hag tribe? Abeg decapitate am wen ready!

nigerianium:

It's better not to be too active there anyway.

The bitterness and all-men-versus-women wars could make you become a sexist. But you'll learn alot there.♦

Has anyone thought of just creating a new "derailers thread"? That _fucked up former mod and her crew of sad _twats and old hogs seem to have reduced the traffic and murdered the banter on this one! This is puke inducing convo!

This dating section dey moved this thread to has now put us right in the middle of dunceland! See cretins abeg!

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Sinnzu:
I think i'm more concerned about that doctor wanabe, who does nothing other than lick ass on here all day. How can one claim being an "Oldie" on NL as an acheivement? This the type of shiit that happens when your life stays stagnant!

Sinz! The way that gets me cracking up whenever I hear it ehn! Jesus! Your an oldie but your presence here is just filling seuns pockets while depleting theirs! Your an oldie while your here gallivanting all over threads and chatting shite, and searching the job and vacancy threads, me I'm busy in my lounge drinking and counting cream with my peeps! Half of dem are bloody nobodies, so that's all they can hold on to in life! My OLD AGE on NL! What ponces! More like OLD FOOLS imo..... Gtfoh!

Hormones mixed with Envy and Insecurty! Terrible combination!