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Sinnzu:
Its how she jokes.


I'll make KD my first stop if i wanna vacay up north. Nd all my drinks are on your tab. You aint choppin all this money on your own man. Its just baileys and Rosè .

Ole! No shaking!

Sinnzu:
C'mom bro, i think she was only tryin to be friendly, she didnt mean no harm.



How u preppin for tonight? Hows the turn up on wednesdays??

Men _fuck her! I like straight forward people and not all dis side winding shite! If u need to be cheeky to get noticed it just shows how immature you are! Anyway we normally do well @ the spot on wednesdays since its ladies nite! I'm actually just resting now since I know I'm gonna be up all night later! I love it tho since I'm a vampire!

Nigerianium no one cares about that dude or that crybaby thread ffs! I wonder why people can't just serve their bans in peace before coming back! Must be that they have non existent lives outside of NL like most of these _cockwads!

nigerianium:
https://www.nairaland.com/2537216/injustice-nairaland-unban-captainswag225#37118313
I'm having a good laugh, bro.

One of our slayed victims and feminazi opened a thread to wail and have a pity party about what she and her fugly e-lover are suffering.

Frigging hilarious.♦

Wow! I was just trying 2 sort out 1 immature dingbat that just felt like screeching out my moniker 4 no apparent reason! Let me have a laff on your behalf I guess! This place stinks anyway!

Nothing when man no go see 4 this NL! Dullards just trying to feel among for no reason! Nigerianium! I see you peeping! How far?

Idowuogbo:
Log off and go have ya head examined.

Me thinks something called anger is romancing your medulla.

To an imp like you what you term as "anger" is actually a "low tolerance for _stupidity" for those of us that are normal! Its good to suffer busy bodied _fools gladly so that you may learn that you shouldn't randomly quote others sometimes until you're actually quoted!
It's a good thing you have got boobs and a _vagina to make up for your abject _stupidity.
Let me use my ignore button once again! Kindly swerve onto oncoming traffic! I wish you ILL!

Idowuogbo:
Hmmmm....this one is defo high on granulated ugwu.

Newbie, take several seats....aint nobody got time for your epileptic fits. Do one!

Cheers!!!!

So not only are you a reprobate cankerworm but you are also a community jester as well? Okay OLDIE kindly answer 2 questions 4 me:

1: What has all the 5 years that you have spent running around on NL done for your life except cause you perenially source for mb like oliver twist? Did it find U a husband? Money? A job? Or has it validated U in any way at all? You know Its funny how you "old sad _fucks" think that by being here for long attaches any sort of importance to your miserable online existence! It just shows how jobless and socially backward such people behind such monikers are!

2: Why on earth did you quote me out of the blue like a lunatic? Do I know U? NO, do I want 2? NO! So what other reason did U have 4 acting so silly? Listen kid, if you don't have any valid or intellectually stimulating reasons for quoting me then kindly go play in the mud with the numerous other ass kissing, woman wrappering, crush having _twats that you currently follow! I'm not ready 4 childish bullshite from untrained teenage primates! And I don't even have the time 2 battle with "F monikers"! But I can assure U that If you want 2 engage me in any sort of digital fisticuffs, then please keep up with the _fuckery and see where it leads! Nonsense!

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Idowuogbo:
Funlord, na borrow pose tins eh? Nothing do you....please make sure you return it to the licensed owner before you accidentally take out ya eyeballs.

Who the _FUCK are you? Kindly come @ me with your real moniker when ready because I don't do trolls ok! Imp!

Sassybae:
Nah, I can't do that

That's better!

lawanson44:
I can see u guys are pained about this and i know why...

You guys ranting here on NL are not angry because you feel it is disgusting...

They are only vexed because they do not have the opportunity like this dude.

Haterz!

Only a basic _IDIOT such as yourself thinks this way so I'm not suprised! You must be bitter because the lazy unambitious _wanker is probably your towns man so you probably share his vision! By the way the other guy you quoted out of ignorance is currently schooling in the u.s while you are sitting down somewhere in yaba typing hogwash! As for me, you are too inconsequential and daft for me to engage in any sort of legible jousting with since you seem like a dude that has not even been to abuja talk less of applying for a visa! Try to develop cognitive reasoning abilities and stop embarrassing the youth of this nation with your primitive, lackluster and _stupid way of looking at issues! Pained indeed!

dopeJemi:
YOU ARE MAD







The dude later said this




And you said this




And you are here denying ever questioning depay and acting like you weren't there when that nigga said that


Pathological liars and bloody hypocrites, that's what y'all are, Now FOH

After spinning a blue web of lies, the chelshite boy finally gets nabbed! Oh lord why?

This o.p na serious MUMU! Abeg get out of here with this _fuckery! I'm sure you fit go show the gbovo the advice when dem dey waste time give you sef! Nonsense!

When an" OLOSHO" marries an "OLODO" and they give birth to a future "EBELE"!

Kaii! see as johnny don Bleep up our shipment! I told him to settle bode george's wife for easy passage but the igbo man no gree hear word! Abeg make I take style waka enter gana before knock reach my door later today!

So now pdp members are now helping the opposition to expose their own asses by themselves? Pathetic!

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Sassybae:
Ok,I know you now lol Deal.

Good day! Can you kindly reveal to me who this moniker really is?

Sinnzu:
Funlord , we at HQ are wondering why you're silent and we're begining to worry about it.

Good weed and hennessy has got me stuck to the screen! I'm just enjoying the battles and the buzz while I'm travelling tru the zone!

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SAMBARRY:



chaiii so e fit pain you like this

the hustle is real. Impotent wimp how come your fellow weaklings didn't answer when I called them and even when you cc'd them


Pele dear. Go and transfer your anger to the next available ashewos you patronize

Shut up and go and sleep you this "old olosho"! Read the accurate description that crack has given of you in his reply! I will see you on your next senseless post which is an everyday thing for a creature like you! BAD night!

ronald4lif:
Might not be what you think. The guy could be residing in the U.S already but they had to travel to do the wedding in Nigeria. Some states in the U.S and some countries requires that an illegal immigrant travel to their home country to marry and process their residency from abroad. And the process is less cumbersome that way too.

The woman is old quite alright but when one understands the rigour and extreme harsh conditions living abroad illegally they'd do just anything to secure a permit.

Yeah normally! But dude looking at the disposition of this chap and the granny, even a blind man stuck outside during a lunar eclipse would be able to detect the motives and desperation of this couple! The picture tells its own story! Lolz!

osakue18:
guy speak for yourself only.. u wey dey hustle for 9ja what have u achieve?

I have achieved exactly what is on this thread you worthless _moron! Now kindly _fuck off and die or forever hold your _stupidity in check! Swerve dunce!

www.nairaland.com/2438168/kaduna-state-clubbers-alert

bamirotola:
I’m a 20 years old girl and a student in one of the tertiary institutions. Earlier this year, I met this guy online. He kept disturbing me that he wanted to see me that I ended up deciding to meet him. When I saw him, I could tell from every inch that he was married. After the meeting, he called me later. I then used that opportunity to ask him whether he was married. He denied it outrightly. We still kept in touch but I never wanted to meet him again because he looked a lot more older than me.

So, there was this time I had an accommodation problem in school and he decided to help me out. Initially, I turned down the help but after much deliberation, I decided to send him my account details. He later paid money into my account. It got to a point that I was having this strong instinct that he is really married that I decided to search for him on Facebook although I didn’t know his surname. Luckily, I found him and guess what, I found out that not only is he married, but he has two kids. I sent the pictures I saw to him and warned him never to call me. He has since refused to stop and the worst part of it is that he now pays money into my account on regular basis.

I know the money goes a long way in helping me in school but I want him to stop because I know it’s not right. He has also refused to stop calling me even after I have threatened him. I don’t know what else to do because this situation is really troubling me. Please advise me...

Lying sack of _shit! Will you get the hell out of our faces with this _fuckery! Nonsense!

BrainnewsNg:
A guy was in love with a girl but never had the guts to tell her.

One night around at night, he gathered some courage & sent
her a text with these honest words...
"Doreen, I love you, I wonna date you.

Plz reply & tell me how you feel."
A few seconds later he received a message alert on his phone. He was so scared and too tensed to open it that night so he decided not to check the message until the next morning when he's less tense and in better senses. So he went to sleep.

When he woke up the next day he prayed seriously about the
message for good news, went about doing his morning chores, brushed his teeth, ate his breakfast, took a bath, dressed himself up then climbed into bed and picked his phone to read the message on his phone.

This was the response he read: "Dear customer you have insufficient balance to send this message. Please recharge your account and try again".

Men, if it was you, what will you do?

What kind of _stupid thread have you wasted your time and mb creating like this? Now see how even jesus is laughing at you! Nonsense!

O.P! You are an _IDIOT! While your side _bitch is an MGBEKE! May god grant your wife the wisdom to divorce your _moronic ass! _Fuck both you and your olosho!

Ogbeni and family! A celebration of misplaced priorities and hopeless idiocy!

Actually most people who rush to be the 1st to comment on articles are usually "moribund _idiots" who have nothing meaningful to say or add to the threads topic! They are usually dullards who just thread surf at will hoping to utilise such spaces only to end up posting crap like ".", "ok", "hmmm" or smileys! This is why you never see them creating threads or engaged in discussions elsewhere! They are like the scuzzy rats of NL! Simple!

What a complete _idiot! So you can't hustle hard, save up and then travel to the states on your own! Unfortunately this hungry man will still end up in the states trying to chase hotter chicks and then the old granny go teach am the meaning of "white power"!

Sinnzu:
Ok so now you also see pm's? Yesterday you saw through Iphones -
Effects of watching too much sci-fi movies. Go and write JAMB boy. Your mates are in the university getting an education.

The ogre needs 2 finish attending this 1st before taking your advice!

Sinnzu:
Hypocrisy has always been the strong suit of a coward.

www.nairaland.com/2528249/wooing-challenge-main-eventday-2/27#36999835

The ultimate description of the cretin!

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prettythicksme:
See another forming ooo make i woo u or not?

Woo na! You know whether I be mgbeke man sef? But I no want see local lyrics oh! I No wan hear kirikata or all those kind naija music flows abeg!

prettythicksme:
I want to woo kingtom,kinglekan,jacksparrow0712,Sinnzu
Stephenqueen,Captainswag,Thesonofmark
psb4real,Profjah,Funlord,naijaboiy Oya make una come here,i wnt to woo u one after d other

See SCAM! Abi your name na WOOMI?

elampiro:
I was just about posting this.

But were you imressed with Pedro's game yesterday or recently? Although the season is new.

He is a fighter no doubt but the final moment....

What do U expect his game to be like? The guy is also tired of barca! Probably wants 2 get himself and his family settled in jand quickly! Start gelling with his new team mates! He just wants to leave abeg! He does not care about how he plays @ this point in time! This man uniteds new way of transfers is just _fucked to death! He could have made a difference tonite sef!