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Who gives a _fuck?

The names on this list look like they belong to a bunch of mental patients currently undergoing treatment in an asylum located somewhere in mushin!

I never knew m.I and vector were such experts on romantic issues! Anyway let's hope this garbage thread finds its way over to the celeb section sooner rather than later ok! Rubbish!

See Topic and lamentations!

Oyind17:
What on earth is the meaning of that?

Just play it cool or else all shall be revealed SIR! Get familiar!

Oyind17:
What are you saying ?
Happy birthday bro

"Brito john"! So you are back again?

Homorlayor20:
hello nairalanders,i travelled to warri yesterday to my family home,to prepare for the forth coming GCE,i was home alone because my mum went with my younger ones to visit my elder sis who just put to bed,others are married or in school,so i arrived warri about 4pm,collected key from a neighbour and she(the neighbour asked me to come back and spend the night with them . i accepted the ofer i took the keys and went home,i was eating on the sofa i dozed off only to awakened by feelings of touch on my lap,i opened my eyes only to see one notorious criminal,i screamed for help while struggling to be free from his grip,our next door neighbour came and he fled.The problem is that i am a virgin ,don't know if i was fingered,can one hymen be ruptured without pains?I am going thru serious emotional truama,cant even study.matured advice needed pls.

Since you and your neighbour all know who this "NOTORIOUS CRIMINAL" is! Why have you not taking your case to the police authorities instead of coming on the internet to be telling complete strangers about hogwash?

Op! Are you sure these clowns are BIGOTS or _IDIOTS? Or both!

Yes! Abati is right! He does not shack early in the morning anymore now that he is jobless! But once time nack 12pm? ITS ON till the break of dawn! Rubbish!

Revolva:
Oga dem no de write am for face.....if 5 guys just bang a gal how u wan take no

My brother english no hard na! You no read say the frosh nigger dey SINGLE and FREE? New week new girlfriend! That's how I roll! No time 4 crap only owo!

Andy..."Ol boy giggsy! Na rooney be dat?"...Giggsy..." Choii! I no dey sure again oh? See nonsense!".....Paulo...." Zlatan phone still no dey connect! Maybe na network!"

This is all telemundo based nonsense! As far as naija is concerned CASH RULES! End of story!

All those multicoloured biatches I see every night while driving from 7pm standing under the street lights of wuse 2, opposite sofa lounge in abuja! Those are PROSTITUTES!

Sorry! A true boss playa like me can't be even caught dead around a girl with these traits talk less of calling her my girlfriend! When I never begin smoke crack? Single and free!

And me and all my military homies and past presidents have become "blessed trillionaires because god was our accounting officer also"! Abeg shut the _fuck up!

THE PROBLEM WITH WAYNE:

Rooney's desperation to make an impact is proving counter-productive. United desperately need a focal point for their attack, and rooney would best be served concentrating on his striking duties. Newcastle's centre-back pairing of steven taylor and fabricio coloccini are hardly blessed with great pace, but rooney's reluctance to play off the last man ensured that they were rarely tested.

Rooney had more touches in the centre circle than in newcastle's box, and also shows his tendency to drift into wide positions and abandon his role as United's central striker. Rooney's performances so far this season have simply been down to a lack of positional focus!......sky sports!


Abeg "zlatan ibrahimovic" is for sale and would cost only £6m! If this fat boy refuses to remember simple tactical instructions from the training ground, they should get ibra in so that he can learn 1st hand what the role of a center foward is about all over again from a master!

Odunharry:
lol... i knew we will draw today..
funlord and pataki smh

Bros wetin na? How you go dey call my name along side a member of the animal kingdom own in the same sentence! Abi na the draw cause am? Abeg I don free una resident butt pirate for una!

cowgirl9090:
When it comes to gold digging women become the centre of attention. But the matter has change now many men are also dating and getting married because of money and material things,as we have seen many cases of able bodied young men getting married to white grannies and also searching for already made women where very less responsibilities will be on them.

Wetin dis chibok girl dey talk abeg?

chrisley024:
what did you expect him to say?

Did you read what he had to say about transfers at all? Are you satisfied with his stance?

This van gaal sure knows how to leave a brother speechless? WTF

www.manutd.com/en/News-And-Features/Football-News/2015/Aug/louis-van-gaal-reacts-to-manchester-united-v-newcastle.aspx

Na the only talent wey this mgbeke get be this? She looks stinky by the way!

airmark:
It amazes me how the f00l is their respected leader on this thread. Them mumu for here.

I think it would make a lot more sense if you changed your name to "SKID MARK"!

coogar:
he's the best centre-half in the premier league. he's been a beast since the end of last season. smalling has now come of age and debarring carrick's own goal in the mid-week, smalling is racking up clean sheets like it's going out of business. he's a top top player, i hope he doesn't get injured.

I think you need to chill on this your rating for smalling THIS SEASON until we @ least see how he does against our main rivals chelshite, gayners, liverfools and manc_shitty! And also during the group stages of the champs league! So far we give a lot of opportunities away this season and I've not forgotten smallings gaffes from everton, leicester, city and swansea matches last season tho!

It is only _idiots, morons or dullards that bother and attach any importance to first to comment status! That's why when they post they never make any sense and are endlessly ridiculed for their daftness by other contributors!

witnezHD:
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Don't you feel _stupid posting a dot and then waiting all day for the thread to blow up before you come and write some nonsense about being the 1st to comment? What a mong!

What a _stupid thread!

This match will obviously end as draw soup!

patrickmuf:
Hazard has been exceptional thus far...

Epic!

This Januzaj na wa! So slow 2 think and very poor in decision making! Bastian should come off 4 herrera if he is going 2 keep struggling!

Thank god space don dey 4 our abuja now 2 dey flex in peace! No be like before wey riff raffs and oloshos must rack inside club just because 1 of their confused brother bin dey hold sway 4 aso drive! No more asking of "do you know who I am?" Rubbish!

Tomfrench:
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See a whole mr nairaland sef dey book space! Wetin happen? Abi Nothing upstairs? E be like say you may na gej I no get shoes style you take win the title! Gbefun!

Herrera don suffer sha! See line up! No wonder the boy wants 2 join barca! He should always come before januzaj in that team! Or does van gaal watch dem train only at night while wearing gucci shades? Nice to see carrick benched tho!