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After they realised their original LIE was immensely _stupid abi? The governor of that state as well as his state house of assembly members are all 1st class _MORONS! What kind of mega looting is this? Prayer warriors my ass!

blac2yte:
[quote author=blac2yte post=36971264]Some girls can be so annoying...
We only met once, and this girl has been all over me. I went to check her in school... since then, she has been trying her best trying to confuse me to take her out but as a sharp guy I never did.
Just last week, she insisted I must take hEr out cause it was her B_day.
After must persuasion, I agreed to take her out on a date. Letar, she called that she wasn't coming alone that hEr I met the day I came to check on hEr in sch is coming along, I said no problem. Since, she doesn't wanna give me her friEnd number, this is a good opportunity, taking both of them out.
After like 30mins, she textd me that, they are now 6 of hEr friEnds coming along... I was like GOD!!! WTF
I told hEr straight away, that I don't havE much and I can oly cater for just two of thEm, she and any of hEr friEnds... she kept sayin no no... that it was hEr Bday...
So, an idea came to me, I told her no problEm... since she is coming with six of her friEnds, I am also waiting with six of my friEnds to take them out... and she just said NO... I shouldn't worry again like I carE...
YEYE fowl, she think say she don sEe Maga. Do I look like her Father or BoyFriend? Craze dEy for her head. All dis OUI girls can be funny sha!!![color=#006600][/color]

Why you ma sef too dey like chase hungry sluts? Gbefun!

I have some good advice for you o.p, but I don't feel like dropping It now! Maybe in the evening!

ademega:
[/quote][quote author=ademega post=36969085]Please note this write up is not about sex without consent but "CONTEXTUAL SEX". The one that occurs after a lot of toasting/wooing and the girl finally fall then home after. The first time is usually funny but afterwards na normal runs

RAPE IS BAD AND I AM IN FULL SUPPORT OF DEATH PENALTY FOR OFFENDERS. more also premarital sex is not only a sin but dangerous, please run away from it.

These are some of the attitudes girls display when it's their first time with a new guy.

1) The guilty_
It’s funny after the first time with some ladies the next thing is this kind face of guilt as if after the deflower episode that was the second time. All NA demo.

2) The ashamed_
These set of ladies will immediately feel ashamed of their actions. It doesn't matter whether she was the one calling the shots during the encounter. This is most common among the religiously brought up ladies. Funny enough, their demands may turn to per day afterwards.

3) The blamer _
These are the girls that start to blame the guy about what just happened. Even though she was the one that invited him, locked the door and even did one or two things to fast track the whole process. She would be complaining that you know I told you no sex till marriage time but why did you do this to me why....they are only doing that to save face. They want more.

4) the story teller_
Without asking them anything, they will start telling you how they got deflowered by a close son of a family friend or how they did exercise and they started seen blood etc
This is common among those saint looking girls who felt they have disappointed their guy with what he met down there.

5)The cry cry_
After the Koko the next thing is cry cry, you ask what happened no answer, was it painful no answer ,do you need more no answer, you want me to go home ,no answer . Don’t be surprised the next moment you two are down together again doing this thing we talking about.

6)the untruthful_
She would be telling you nobody has ever handled her the way you did. She looks at you in the face and says you are the best! Don’t be fooled that is her slogan.

7)The fearless _
This one will even challenge your ability of going one more round. She won't hide her feelings that you are not satisfactory enough. She position herself, shout, tell you how she is feeling etc . The killer!

the unsatisfactory_
This one wouldn't allow you to rest before turning your thing into baby's toy for more. For These ones, you are in danger.

9)the questionnaire –
Questions like, do you think what we just did is right in the eyes of the Lord? Don’t you think we have sinned? Are we not backsliding? What if this thing should result into pregnancy unko? Do you still love me ? will this not make you to leave me? Why are we even doing all these things self? Should we confess to our pastor? all NA wash! Next time she won’t ask those silly questions again.

10) the promise lover - this one will ask you to promise her that that would be the first and the last time it would ever happen between them. Don’t be surprised she would be the initiator henceforth. Some will use that opportunity to ask him to promise her.

11) Add yours....

by:ademega

Egbon! Abeg what the _fuck is the meaning of the bolded in your post? Abi na sex by texting? Olodo!

O.p! All this trash you wrote could have been summed up in one word! MONEY!

We got the 3 points abeg! Make una sheath una swords till brugge!

Who cares?

These fools from the creeks never know when to shut the _fuck up! Boil wetin? Na hot water dem be? Nonsense! Take your dry raking to otueke!

Hunger bad oh? Because I never see this woman 4 film in over 10yrs sef! Madam try join civil service na! Foreign affairs dey employ!

Who gives a flying _fuck? Abeg make I enter toilet joor!

A look of irritation and pity! If you could snap "SMH" it would look like dat!

D banj? Is he now a model or is he still a musician? Dis dude has not had any fire 4 close to 2 yrs now! Wizkid, davido, olamide etc have made him inconsequential! Haba! Even korede bello dey make hits! Ol boy swallow yur pride and ping don jazzy 4 sum beats mofo! Smh!

KanwuliaJara:
I can NEVER bash any man or woman for finding sexual gratification OUTSIDE a marriage or relationship.
Like I stated earlier, sex is always the FIRST to go in marriage.

After a year or two in marriage, SEX becomes a matter of DUTY, not love.
Either you use religion or some other JUJU to hold it!

Any woman that has been in a relationship or marriage for more than ONE YEAR know that SEX is only used to PLEASE the man, not the woman! Most women CANNOT keep up with the sexual demands of their husbands, ESPECIALLY IN THE ABSENCE OF ROMANCE!

Once the SPARK is gone, it is GONE forever.
Good luck with REVIVING a dead libido!

Ask how many men or women the last time the SIGHT of their spouses made their hearts skip "THE BEAT"?

Sex is always the FIRST to go in MARRIAGE! Too many FACTORS to deal with EMOTIONALLY and PHYSICALLY! Funny enough, it does not mean you have fallen OUT OF LOVE, but OUT OF LUST!
Very normal!

If you need sex enhancing drugs to phock ANYONE. . . . .

GAME OVA! Abeg! Respect yourSEF!

Gbosa! + Gbam! = Noni!

4 now abi? When they find her guilty you will become her "former private investigator"! No be dino wey I sabi! Lolz!!!

Timaya no even get taste 4 women sef! See the kind old bushmeat wey my guy go nack even without condom come enter yawa abeg? In atlanta of all states, dat has the finest collection of black biatches on earth! Smh! _fucked up nigger! Mumukwu!

Maybe she just grew tired of being surrounded by studio gangsters and fat cops like meek and rick ross! Drake Wins! Meek mill is, was and will always be wack! Lmfao

And so what? How is this political? Crap!

KINGSAMURAI:
another absolute crap

Cc....Royal roy, lalasticlala, farano and ISHILOVE! I guess provocation has taken on a new meaning! This is "white witches" new moniker! What would you term this as ishilove?

This meek mill is a weak ass fool? Fear don catch am after drake bodied his ass on his diss track! Even his biatch nicki spit pass am! Him and his boss rick ross are all fake _fucks! Men hip hop has gotten so lame! Drake wins! Lol!

Sinnzu:
I was about to drop a message for her, im still tempted to do that buh i'll let it slide for now. She knows who the rable rousers are, yet she'll still chose to be unreasonable and ban everyone regardless of the level of provcation you endured befor having to react. If she didnt have an extra button, she is no diff from others here and would react when provoked. She even does that by banning peeps who insult her, so whats really the difference? My complaints wont make any difference but my masters will. Imagine d level of damage that will be done if we all decide to be impulsive and throw caution to the wind. The owner of this forum ran ad's for me despite knowing that its a forum and a potential threat to he's, so i'll just ignore all this sheet cos of my respect for him.

Me I no send am! The embarrassment I gave her yesterday is 1 she won't 4get! I think its out of solidarity dey made me chill till august 03 as per romance section! Imagine the temerity of locking derailers dat is supposed to be a free uncensored zone! Then cleaning the comments of real peeps and leaving the posts of _idiots! Then banning everyone 4 a week and then leaving dat disgusting _moronic witch 2 be spewing crap! I swear his own will end worse than dat fuji goats own! Let me get back 1st! Just keep _fucking him up wenever he crosses U!

They both look smelly! And which kind public toilet be dat? How romantic! Malo mofos!

Story 4 the gods! Next lie please!

He is silently transforming back 2 normal!

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IYADARA:
I tot he met an empty Treasury

Forever an _imbecile!

No be naija? Even if you killed jesus and prophet mohammed combined and you get docked 4 murder, naija politicians go still form your entourage because your rich! Corruption should just be included in our national anthem! Shameless country!

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Sinnzu:
You know that dat foool thinks everyone is as stuupid as he is, so he chose to resort to accusations based on what he is familiar with. The only detail that dat thing knows about me is that i flew into ph from abu dhabi last week. Its not top secret, anyone who is frequent on romance sect know that. I will deactivate my acct when my forum is up and running. Not cos of some rascal with a phone and 10mb data.

Ah? You still dey? Oh boy my bad oh? You know dat hopeless cop hit me with a 1 month ban on all sections yesterday because we slapped the shite out of dat her pet monkeys pix! So after I set a troop of mods on her ass, in the ensuing queries dey asked me 2 provide sum evidence on the threads dat would nail her and the goat! So when I dropped the threads your moniker was gone! Showing nobody! So I guessed dey hit you wit an unjust ban too! Anyway good dat your back! I'm still on break from romance but when I return! Its over 4 dat bastard! Nice 2 have u back! @ least I got HIM deactivated so its a plus!

Cc...truckpusher! Na error oh! Na wetin mods put 4 court I bin read! Lol!

Truckpusher:
Well, it's a public forum and one has to put up with whatever shiit you see here even as one has to be careful with the kind of people you make contact with.

Was up with ya,where the party at tonight ?
c'mon ! Don't gimme that look - it's Friday bro.

Truckpusher:
Well, it's a public forum and one has to put up with whatever shiit you see here even as one has to be careful with the kind of people you make contact with.

Was up with ya,where the party at tonight ?
c'mon ! Don't gimme that look - it's Friday bro.

Ol boy na abuja 4 life oh! Una zone far! Lolz!!!

KINGSAMURAI:
ladyboss1 u c wen i was telling u 2 stay away 4rm sm immature dude u thought i was lying, now c hw he is telling d world dat he rejected ur mail, haba ladyboss1 u dnt dserv this.

_Stupid Baboon! will you get out of here! You gay inconsequential fool! So you know how 2 deactivate? Olodo rabata! By the way I told her that I won't reply her e mail in the presence of EVERYBODY! So its not a secret! No take your idiocy somewhere else! Your poverty is stinking up my mentions! BLOODY BASTARD!

Truckpusher:
why did Sinnzu deactivate nau.

Boys been falling hand , dem never born who go make me deactivate until 31st of December 2015.

My sef dey shocked! Because the samurai goat kept referring 2 having screen shots and evidence of sum shite regarding him and some females and that he was going 2 reveal bla bla bla! Him don dey learn snitching from that gay rapper I guess! Na dis kind ting make me reject lala pm sef! Who knows if the goat and a mod were in cahoots in the set up! Dats why I always tell anyone dat pms or follows me if dey no fit manage my bb pin dey can _fuck off! Dats why I don't follow even those who follow me back! 2 many kids here man!

Truckpusher:
Dude is back with a dumber moniker and just like the skunk he is I perceived his smell and he was already made even before he started.

His new moniker is KINGSAMURAI.

Believe me he won't be much of a nitwit anymore because even the cop go don warn him life! The mountain of evidence I hit the whole mod squad with was 2 severe! The only downside be say sinnzu come deactivate 4 no reason! 2 bad!

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Truckpusher:
Lmao

Boys dun tay for the waka no be today o.

Your homie "white witch of duncery" don deactivate @ last! No be small heat plus panel I carry him and that him cop face yesterday! I've never seen a biased group of mods like those romance section ho's sha! Anyway we go get peace now! Lolz!!!

Berrymoss:
Na my papa foolishness knows no bound

Yes! I agree with the statement above that you made about your papa! After all how else could he have spawned an "inconsequential, daft, _moronic, militant _fucking hag of a daughter like yourself if he was not so foolish? His d.n.a is strong! Now kindly take your ethnically confused _stupidity and GET LOST from my mentions! If e pain you go and drown in an otueke creek! EWU!