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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 10:06am On Jul 31, 2015
SailorXY:
are they the only average players in the squad?
besides if you display your wares on market day from dawn till dusk & nobody buy, no be carry your things go your house?
Our defence is the most average section of that team! And the transfer window is a time that clubs like 2 engage in a game of chicken and try 2 make the other clubs blink 1st in order to try and beat down the prices of players! Believe me as the end of the window gets nearer those 2 wack jobs will be gone! We need varane and otamendi 2 replace them!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by funlord(m): 9:32am On Jul 31, 2015
SailorXY:
very unlikely
What makes it unlikely? Rafael has already been put up 4 sale by the club! And jonny evans is wanted by everton and united have started negotiations with them over a swap or cash deal regarding john stones in case chelsea falters! They are both average players after all!
Family › Re: Are Women Designed To Seek Multiple Partners? by funlord(m): 9:16am On Jul 31, 2015
grin

YES they are! It helps in developing their SWEETNESS!
Family › Re: Sleeping Together Or Not by funlord(m): 9:13am On Jul 31, 2015
grin
pinkpebbles:
Are couples supposed to sleep on the same bed or in different rooms? Let us find out what you think.
Click link below to join discussion:
http://parrothouz.com/2015/07/30/1-30/
I think you and I should sleep together in the same bed 4 research purposes only!
Family › Re: A Husband's Answer To A Malicious Wife by funlord(m): 9:10am On Jul 31, 2015
grin The malicious biatch must be related 2 one romance land mod dat I slapped the hell out of yesterday! And like a boss I turned her month long ban into freedom in less than 24 hrs! Biatch stop being malicious oh! Ha ha ha!!! Pressure bursts pipes I guess?
Politics › Re: Badeh Cautions Military Against Over- Reliance On Foreign Nations by funlord(m): 9:03am On Jul 31, 2015
grin The empty rants of a pained bot bellied incompetent ex oga @ the top! STFU!
Politics › Re: I Was Once A Danfo Driver, Says Fayose by funlord(m): 8:59am On Jul 31, 2015
angry Oh yes! It shows all the time when you open your mouth! Olodo rabata!
Politics › Re: Toyin Saraki And The Sentimental Call By The Efcc By Ridwan Omooba by funlord(m): 8:57am On Jul 31, 2015
grin E be like say this o.p is either related 2 her or was a beneficiary! Either way your aunty and her husband are "big thieves"! The truth hurts!
Crime › Re: 32-yr-old Man Commits Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity In Bayelsa by funlord(m): 8:44am On Jul 31, 2015
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Truckpusher:
Me I no just understand some boys sha.

Woman wey dun drop two for ya house, wetin him never see for the toto again - If na me eh , Omo ! See freedom to run far go arrange one smally wey I go dey hang everyday dey shout modupe! ontop the fresh toto grin
Very useless goat! And if you see the kind smallys wey full that bayelsa ehn? Cheii! I dey miss the time wey I represent 4 dia! Easiest _fucks in naija hands down! Abeg e good as him die sef! He was 2 _stupid 2 be alive!
Crime › Re: 32-yr-old Man Commits Suicide Over Wife’s Infidelity In Bayelsa by funlord(m): 7:25am On Jul 31, 2015
grin Fool! Instead of him 2 capitalise on her cheating ass and blackmail her into allowing him lash enuff yenagoa smallys 4 the next 5 years with no remorse! Na him sabi!
Politics › Re: Buhari’s U.S. Visit: ‘ex-minister, Others Stole $9b, Not $6b’ - Mrs. Duke-abiola by funlord(m): 7:22am On Jul 31, 2015
grin All these looted dollars sef! Are we americans?
Politics › Re: Photo: Pres. Buhari In Meeting With Boko Haram Men? by funlord(m): 6:27am On Jul 31, 2015
grin
DjAndroid:
Why did you tag the Op a liar? Can't you ever read?
This is what Op said. Always read before you comment
When you have a blog? And you don't verify the authenticity of dia info before posting it on your blog? Your blog and the facebook source are guilty of peddling lies! I hope when dey sue her blog 4 slander you would assist in defending it! And by the way its a big fat lie! Good day!
Celebrities › Re: Check out Mercy Johnson Looks in new photos with former miss Nigeria (photos) by funlord(m):
grin

All I see is a lot of fake hair and 2 much make up! The only thing natural about this 2 babes are dia shapes! African women need 2 start getting in touch with dia afrocentricity in more positive ways! Be real!
Politics › Re: Osinbajo shakes Buhari by funlord(m): 6:07am On Jul 31, 2015
Utchgirl:
Wht ealse do u expect 4rm a mere commissioner ?

Osubande is jus an errand boy 4 Bubu. Tifinubu used him 2 get d southwest 4 Bubu.

They r known 4 being servants.Bubu is now giving most of his appointments 2 his northerner brodas while d south westerners are now AARON.
Abeg o.p! Is this 1 your sister? Because both of your posts are extremely vacuous!
Family › Re: My Wife Confessed To Be Dog Slut by funlord(m):
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cococandy:
Still ranting.
On a more serious note dinachi may have gone on a tangent but he has a point! And your reply was pregnant with meaning! I really would love to see how supportive peeps like YOU would really be if a future son or daughter of yours wants 2 be gay? I guess in a situation like that things would start 2 fall apart won't they? Because that would also mean you would have 2 question your OWN biological make up 4 spawing a child like that! The gay agenda is always cool from afar, till it hits closer 2 HOME! That's when _shit gets real innit?
Family › Re: What Is This "Hian!"?? by funlord(m): 5:41am On Jul 31, 2015
grin It is a slang meant 4 "bloody mgbekes and chibok guys"! Get familiar!
Family › Re: When You Are Asked To Bring A Sacrifice, What Do You Do? by funlord(m): 5:38am On Jul 31, 2015
grin

You go home and sleep and wake up and pray 2 god 4 less _stupidity! Also reduce the amount of crap you watch on african magic!
Politics › Re: I’m Not Expecting Ministerial Appointment From Buhari —bakare by funlord(m): 5:26am On Jul 31, 2015
grin

Who send this 1? Abeg go and strategise on how you go collect tithe and offering on sunday joor!
Politics › Re: Woman Stabs Robber To Death In Lagos by funlord(m): 5:22am On Jul 31, 2015
grin

I like this biatch! Keeping it gangsta as always! Queen Nike! Abeg pmb national award should be loading!
Politics › Re: Insurgency War: Cameroun Indicts Jonathan-the Sun by funlord(m):
grin
That ebeles _stupidity was just legendary! It must have been factory fitted! E be like say those his cowboy x fedora hats used 2 cut off the oxygen supply 2 his brain! Good riddance 2 otueke rubbish!
Politics › Re: Photo: Pres. Buhari In Meeting With Boko Haram Men? by funlord(m): 5:13am On Jul 31, 2015
grin Even Lucifer dey bow 4 this op's lies! Miss abi na madam kachys, just kindly change your moniker to LIARSBLOG! Its more befitting!
Politics › Re: Jonathan’s Ex-cso Rushed To National Hospital by funlord(m): 9:50pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin The bros must be suffering from "EFCC FEVER!" Come back here my friend! Who you wan scam?
Family › Re: What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism by funlord(m): 9:24pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin
KanwuliaJara:
Animal kingdom get levels abi? grin
BLACK race dey bottom-bottom for ALL levels of development o!

Na rocket science? grin

So if BLACK man tell me say im love "ME", I go believe am for true - for true? shocked

Im don love imsef fOrst? grin

Omo! See GWOBE!!!!
Okay oh! No worry! The day wey 1 better black man love go "hit you again" we go see your wedding card for nairaland! The world of love na "expect the unexpected"! I don try follow white, indian, asian and black women! I no send arabs as them religious wahala plenty, All of them na the same drama! Na only colour different oh!
Family › Re: 16 Costly Mistakes Married Women Make by funlord(m): 9:14pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin If person go by all these lists of do's and don't's of marriage wey full family section, person no go ever marry sef! Kai!!!!!
Family › Re: What Open Marriage Taught One Man About Feminism by funlord(m): 9:09pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin
KanwuliaJara:
You are welcome.
I guess the relationship btw love and sex is an individual perception. Both do not go hand-in-hand in a BLACK man's mind period!

For a woman, maybe!
But for a BLACK MAN? It is LUST!
Don't be deceived please! kiss
Why the emphasis on BLACK man? So white boys, arabs and asian men are not guilty of the same offence? Is it by RACE? And by the way are YOU not a BLACK woman? Haba! This is xenophobia!
Romance › Re: Ladies Can You Date A Very Handsome Broke Boy? by funlord(m): 8:29pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin
Gurgle:
No but not because he's broke but he's too close to my age

I would expect every 23 year old guy to be quite broke. Theyre still in their struggling stages

I wouldn't totally avoid him but keep him as a friend
Hmmm! You would expect even a 23 year old governors son 2 be broke 2?
Romance › Re: Man Cuts Off Wife’s Hand Over Adultery Allegation by funlord(m): 4:02pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin Abi na her hand sweet pass the _pussy? The woman hand job must be epic then!
Family › Re: Terrible Family Occurances. I Need A Contact Of A True And Strong Man Of God. by funlord(m): 12:51pm On Jul 29, 2015
grin
cococandy:
There may be some genetic mental disease no one is aware of going on.
Seek medical help.
Hmm?

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