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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:18pm On Jun 21, 2015
Truckpusher:
You keep changing monikers like panties ,e go better so? cheesy
grin
Truckpusher:
You keep changing monikers like panties ,e go better so? cheesy
How your brother "sagamite"! Is the corpse still fresh?
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:12pm On Jun 21, 2015
FuckItzDharay:
for sure.


crazie dude. grin
grin
FuckItzDharay:
for sure.


crazie dude. grin
How alagbon? Abeg hail ipldege 1,2,3,4,5,6 and 7 for us!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 12:02pm On Jun 21, 2015
grin Religious wahala don show! Smh!
Romance › Re: [HELP] Should I Continue Dating This Girl? by funlord(m): 11:59am On Jun 21, 2015
grin OP my son! YOU are the type we refer 2 in the game as a "_Bitch nigga"! Unfortunately YOU may need a small dose of "heartbreak featuring embarrassment" in order 4 YOU 2 be cured! Alternatively YOU can hustle hard and make something of yourself so dat YOU may procure a softer landing from your future experiences with female disappointment! Good day 2 YOU!
Romance › Re: Why Do Guys Like Sex So Much? by funlord(m): 11:53am On Jun 21, 2015
grin OP! Why do you women also like money and comfort so much?
Romance › Re: Is It True That Any Man Who Remains Single At 30 Is Irresponsibble? by funlord(m): 11:51am On Jun 21, 2015
khiaa:
What a ridiculous conclusion, is Oprah Winfrey irresponsible and useless, not everyone has the desire and the need to get married.
grin
khiaa:
What a ridiculous conclusion, is Oprah Winfrey irresponsible and useless, not everyone has the desire and the need to get married.
Seconded, thirded, fourteth, fifteth,.....ah my battery wan die! But U get my drift! Local _idiots come and disagree!
Romance › Re: What Intrigues U About The Opposite Sex by funlord(m): 11:39am On Jun 21, 2015
Unibenstudent:
I don't give a fvck about u ccbigsean feat E40
HARDCORE MESSAGE! Lmfao!!!

Romance › Re: Nigerian Guy Threatens To Release Ex-gf's Nudes On Twitter by funlord(m): 11:31am On Jun 21, 2015
grin

Abeg where the pix! She's a nobody so her rep will recover, plus she would help a lot of secondary school boys learn about the joys of _wanking with the aid of her visuals!
Romance › Re: 10 Ways Ladies Act To Avoid S3x by funlord(m): 11:27am On Jun 21, 2015
grin OP! Are you sure she is not just acting this way 2 avoid sex with YOU? Think am oh!
Romance › Re: An Ode To The Full Bodied Woman-by Joseph Edgar by funlord(m): 11:23am On Jun 21, 2015
grin Next time op, no use oprah winfrey picture abeg, there a hotter fuller figured honeys out there! Anyway na "Fuller _bitches dey juicy pass!" So I dey ravage dem as well as the other honey pies! No discrimination in my world !
Family › Re: Maintaining Your Marriage Through Sex by funlord(m): 11:13am On Jun 21, 2015
grin

All wives that know how 2 _fuck shall never see the inside of a divorce court in their lifetime and their blessings shall runneth over consistently! AaaaaaaaMeeeeeeeen!!!

Can I get a like from my all my true niggas or ladies who believe in the lords truth?
Family › Re: Please Advice, Is My Friend's Marriage Heading For A Crash? by funlord(m): 11:08am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Dem don BAN domestic workers 4 naija? Let dem get some na? Haba!
Family › Re: Did I Steal? by funlord(m): 11:01am On Jun 21, 2015
grin No Op! YOU STOLE! Dopemu!
Family › Re: Is It True That All First Born Are Dumb? by funlord(m): 11:00am On Jun 21, 2015
Fmartin:
This situation have become a food for thought to me for a long time an i have decided to share it with my fellow nairalanders. A lot of people kept saying that when you are the first born, you are not smart , wise and a lot of many things. I want to hear from your various opinions what you think about this issue. Please comment fast. Thank you.
grin
Fmartin:
This situation have become a food for thought to me for a long time an i have decided to share it with my fellow nairalanders. A lot of people kept saying that when you are the first born, you are not smart , wise and a lot of many things. I want to hear from your various opinions what you think about this issue. Please comment fast. Thank you.
Ask Obama, Laila ali, condoleeza rice or bill gates! That should answer this type of question
Family › Re: Why Is Father's Day Just Once A Year? by funlord(m): 10:57am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Its trivial as far as men are concerned, but the fact dat their are many versions of mothers day just goes 2 further buttress the fact dat if u give "women an inch dey always want 2 take a mile" and are "Never satisfied with the status quo!" Fathers rock and mothers rock 2 @ the end of the day!
Family › Re: At Last, A Woman Accepts Responsibility by funlord(m): 10:50am On Jun 21, 2015
angieberry:
I know some women's mouth can push their otherwise gentle husband's to do the unthinkable. But, as she said, it's still no excuse to beat up your wife. Just leave quietly while she rants.
grin
angieberry:
I know some women's mouth can push their otherwise gentle husband's to do the unthinkable. But, as she said, it's still no excuse to beat up your wife. Just leave quietly while she rants.
Well I don't care anymore about the op and his topic, I just wanted 2 say U look cute! If U wan form na U sabi! I don yarn my own!
Politics › Re: Herbalist: I Sent Kidnappers After Rich Clients by funlord(m): 10:35am On Jun 21, 2015
grin

Make dem check their phones and bb contacts! Kashamu number and pin must dey there! Brotherhood of Banditry!
Politics › Re: Senate Presidency; Saraki May Lose Post If Expelled By APC by funlord(m): 10:31am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
This saraki just cause early morning add maths for buhari govt! Na only "impeachement formular" go fit solve am sha! Saraki sef!
Politics › Re: Bankole Detained In Underground Cell by funlord(m): 10:26am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Chei, Choii, Chaii!!! Banky na U be this? Mat and mosquitos featuring beans and maraban nyaya loaf? Ol boy just drop the cash make u go back caban! Its not worth it because its not YOUR money!
Politics › Re: EFCC Reopens Case On Dubious $1.1billion Malabu Oil Deal by funlord(m): 10:22am On Jun 21, 2015
grin

Kai! See MC HAMMER! No be small something ebele and etete bin wan chow sha! God save naija!
Politics › Re: Buhari To Slash Number Of Ministries From 42 To 19 by funlord(m): 10:19am On Jun 21, 2015
grin PMB NONI!
Politics › Re: Asari Dokubo Threatens Fg And Buhari by funlord(m): 10:17am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
A Hungry gorilla is also a angry gorilla! They will soon end all these useless ebele boys! If him like make him no go drop him cv for NDDC or for orubebe house! Bloody empty vessel!
Politics › Re: Why Always Me??????????????????????? by funlord(m): 10:10am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Reduce your ethnic sentiments and tribal bigotry, add a little bit of rationale behind your rantings, and purge your soul of anti logical reasoning! Drink more red wine, eat healthy and exercise regularly, quit drugs, focus on your business or look for gainful employment and I'm sure everything will be fine! If not go and see a psychiatrist!
Politics › Re: Dogara Resists APC Leaders' Move to Appoint Gbajabiamila as Majority Leader by funlord(m): 10:00am On Jun 21, 2015
grin nigerians never see anything yet! Una carry "execuTHIEVES", mix them with "senaTHIEVES", come sprinkle them with house of" rePOSESSION" members, come top am off by making their party leaders old and expired "poliTHIEFCIANS"! Then una come say make dem start to dey make laws wey go save the nation? We have just succeeded in creating an assembly filled with a bunch of "legisLOOTERS"! Na OYO state the masses dey live inside oh! Wake up!
Politics › Re: Angry Letter To Buhari (part 1): Keep Your 5k Change And Give Us Real Change. by funlord(m): 9:39am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
My broda little drops of water eventually make an ocean! 5k to you and me may not mean jack but believe me I have been round dis country and from the poverty I have seen, there are a lot of youths who won't mind getting any sort of welfare from our govt! After all how much did the previous govt offer them and you! Its a commendable effort! Be patient!
Politics › Re: Opinion: Is President Buhari A Go-slow President? by funlord(m): 9:28am On Jun 21, 2015
grin
Na wa 4 nigerians sha! Is it now a crime to tread carefully The man has been there for 1 MONTH? The mess the previous regime has created will take time to clean up, but at least the man is showing signs that he has an interest in solving them unlike the past president! Let's at least give him till december to see what impact his cabinet, policies and decisions are making on our lives and the country before we judge! "Drive rough and fast and crash and die early", its not just a proverb its a fact!
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:52pm On Jun 20, 2015
Ishilove:
Your sentiments have been noted and duly tossed into the trash can
grin
Ishilove:
Your sentiments have been noted and duly tossed into the trash can
Na this 1 we dey call "MODALITY!"

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:47pm On Jun 20, 2015
grin Bia!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:43pm On Jun 20, 2015
KingTom:
Dear boy, my brain may be composed of urine as you said, but at least a brain is present unlike you, a cretinous echinoderm whose Anus is responsible for all cognitive functions grin grin grin
Kiss the ring _bitch!

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:31pm On Jun 20, 2015
KingTom:
Dude let's look at the facts here, you've said the name ipledge more times than anyone on this thread so far! shocked shocked




I understand it now, no wonder you changed your moniker. Oh love is truly a cruel mistress PervyByNature AKA Sinnzu, You have a huge crush on Ipledge. You want him in e jail with you. Ipledge please cover your yansh with the blood of Jesus!!!

grin grin grin
Biko nu Oh?

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 11:25pm On Jun 20, 2015
naija1stpikin:
That dude is nothing but some wasted sperm. He should have been eliminated with the use of condom
Dry! Your level of illiterate lunatics are not here! Now swerve! Now GET LOST!

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