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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:11pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 1:09pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: Ladies !! These Are Things You Shouldn't Do On A First Date by funlord(m): 12:05pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
prettytasha: getting caught ? i want u to give me the attention i crave for ...now I need to run along tho ...after getting nabbed by my mates  prettytasha: getting caught ? i want u to give me the attention i crave for ...I need to run along tho ...after getting nabbed by my mates LOL! I think you made sense with this post! Plagiarising dolt! |
Romance › Re: I Think I'm The Sexiest And Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by funlord(m): 12:00pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: What they misread in Sexual Offences Bill – Chris Anyanwu by funlord(m): 10:25am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 This chris anyawu name dey always come up 4 any bill wey relate 2 sex matters! E be like say the madam go sweet 2 _fuck sha! "SEXNATOR CHRIS!" |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:20am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: El-rufa’i Stops Free Ramadan Rice, Oil, Sugar by funlord(m): 10:16am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 After all christians no dey collect this kind things during x mas! Abeg spend the change on infrastructure jare! |
Politics › Re: Is Buhari Being Slow Or Being Careful? by funlord(m): 10:13am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 He is trying to avoid becoming another EBELE! |
Politics › Re: Buhari, Not Jonathan, Responsible For Refineries Resuming Production by funlord(m): 10:11am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 This is simply more damned lies and statistics! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 10:04am On Jun 20, 2015 |
MrCork: ..Naijaboy?...that skinny hungry somali mechanic?....sweery don't worry..i gat his nomba & I will catch him!  Somalian mechanic boy! Lolz
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:41am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:38am On Jun 20, 2015 |
misssclassy: [color=#000050]I am not scared of anybody, whether mod or member.
I just didn't want to comment. Besides, I was busy at that time.[/color]  misssclassy: [color=#000050]I am not scared of anybody, whether mod or member.
I just didn't want to comment. Besides, I was busy at that time.[/color] This made me laugh! HARD! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 9:31am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 Can anyone update me with the current "condemned criminals list"? I'm only aware of ipledge! Let me send them provisions in jail! ....... |
Romance › Re: :o by funlord(m): 9:20am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Mznaett: Taking the lead is no other person but
1: Tosyne2much: reason is that he detest women soooo much
followed by
2: Naijaboiy: pls dnt ask me why? and the 3rd person is
Unibenstudent: reason is the same as no 2
Thanks
lol, just kidding though.  Mznaett: Taking the lead is no other person but
1: Tosyne2much: reason is that he detest women soooo much
followed by
2: Naijaboiy: pls dnt ask me why? and the 3rd person is
Unibenstudent: reason is the same as no 2
Thanks
lol, just kidding though. Who are they? And who are you? |
Romance › Re: I Think I'm The Sexiest And Most Beautiful Girl On Nairaland by funlord(m): 9:17am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Romance › Re: What Could He Possibly Gain From This Relationship? by funlord(m): 9:13am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 And you call this a relationship? Abeg your guy is in bondage! Tell him 2 drop that Zero unless he wants 2 do NYSC all over again! |
Nairaland General › Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by funlord(m): 9:09am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Jezebbel: Is it my fault that I'm a Silly retardded skunk. I am nothing but a fool, and i will always remain a fool.  Jezebbel: Is it my fault that I'm a Silly retardded skunk. I am nothing but a fool, and i will always remain a fool. I agree even more with this point you made! Chaiii! E don Pain am well well! Lolz
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Romance › Re: 5 Reasons You Should Marry A Yoruba Lady by funlord(m): 9:03am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Ayima: In Nigeria, there are different views about women from various tribes. While women from some tribes are believed to have certain skill sets, some are generally believed not to measure up to the standards of others because of a perceived trend. Many people analyse these behaviours based on their experiences with one or two women from the same tribe they have come across in their lifetime. However, it should be noted that although some special behaviours have been attached to women from various tribes, it DOES NOT WORK TOTALLY FOR all the women in the tribe. The assumptions are just based on the common thing you will see most women from the area do. Naij.com has however, put together 5 reasons why you should consider marrying a Yoruba lady. 1. Yoruba Ladies Are Very Respectful The moment a child is born in Yorubaland, the onus of training is on everybody around the baby, not just the parents. This has made it very easy to inculcate habits like being respectful in the young child. Yoruba ladies are brought up to totally give obeisance to whoever it is due. The Yoruba culture opines that when a youngster meets an elder, she must kneel down to greet as a sign of respect. All these and more are why Yoruba ladies top the list of respectful tribes in Nigeria. 2. Yoruba Ladies Are Highly Enlightened Education, they say, is light. A high percentage of ladies from Yoruba tribe take school seriously, which gives them an edge over other ladies from other tribes in Nigeria. A typical Yoruba lady would prefer to go to school, get certified before thinking of marriage, which is rare in some tribes. This help them strategise their lives well enough; get prepared for the future before jumping into it. 3. Yoruba Ladies Are Family-Oriented The same way every young child is taught how to be respectful no matter the situation is the same way a Yoruba ladies are taught how to always put their immediate families first no matter what. They are brought up with the notion that a friend will one day leave but family will forever be family. This trait can make a man fall in love over and over again with the same woman who has perfected the act of keeping her family together. 4. Yoruba Ladies Age Gracefully Because most Yoruba ladies keep themselves before marriage, there are better chances for them to look way younger than their real age. They are ever agile even in old age to tend to their family. Just like fine old wine, Yoruba ladies get stronger as they grow older. This has been an unexplainable trait. 5. Yoruba Ladies Are Hardworking A lot of Yoruba ladies grew up with the teachings of self-reliance. This is because at a tender age, they get taught about how to do major household chores and how to exceptionally take care of the house, the man of the house and the children. Every man want attention….  Ayima: In Nigeria, there are different views about women from various tribes. While women from some tribes are believed to have certain skill sets, some are generally believed not to measure up to the standards of others because of a perceived trend. Many people analyse these behaviours based on their experiences with one or two women from the same tribe they have come across in their lifetime. However, it should be noted that although some special behaviours have been attached to women from various tribes, it DOES NOT WORK TOTALLY FOR all the women in the tribe. The assumptions are just based on the common thing you will see most women from the area do. Naij.com has however, put together 5 reasons why you should consider marrying a Yoruba lady. 1. Yoruba Ladies Are Very Respectful The moment a child is born in Yorubaland, the onus of training is on everybody around the baby, not just the parents. This has made it very easy to inculcate habits like being respectful in the young child. Yoruba ladies are brought up to totally give obeisance to whoever it is due. The Yoruba culture opines that when a youngster meets an elder, she must kneel down to greet as a sign of respect. All these and more are why Yoruba ladies top the list of respectful tribes in Nigeria. 2. Yoruba Ladies Are Highly Enlightened Education, they say, is light. A high percentage of ladies from Yoruba tribe take school seriously, which gives them an edge over other ladies from other tribes in Nigeria. A typical Yoruba lady would prefer to go to school, get certified before thinking of marriage, which is rare in some tribes. This help them strategise their lives well enough; get prepared for the future before jumping into it. 3. Yoruba Ladies Are Family-Oriented The same way every young child is taught how to be respectful no matter the situation is the same way a Yoruba ladies are taught how to always put their immediate families first no matter what. They are brought up with the notion that a friend will one day leave but family will forever be family. This trait can make a man fall in love over and over again with the same woman who has perfected the act of keeping her family together. 4. Yoruba Ladies Age Gracefully Because most Yoruba ladies keep themselves before marriage, there are better chances for them to look way younger than their real age. They are ever agile even in old age to tend to their family. Just like fine old wine, Yoruba ladies get stronger as they grow older. This has been an unexplainable trait. 5. Yoruba Ladies Are Hardworking A lot of Yoruba ladies grew up with the teachings of self-reliance. This is because at a tender age, they get taught about how to do major household chores and how to exceptionally take care of the house, the man of the house and the children. Every man want attention…. So op! No other women from other tribes display these qualities? Except your own? Okay let me describe people with your kind of logic with a word from your native tongue that you must be familiar with as a confirmed tribal jingoist! "Olodo rabata"! |
Nairaland General › Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by funlord(m): 8:55am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Jezebbel: I am an idiiot for making this statement. And I hope to marry a Shameless he-goat like my father.  Jezebbel: I am an idiiot for making this statement. And I hope to marry a Shameless he-goat like my father. Yes PIGLET! I totally agree with this your reply! Carry on! "Deranged Jezebellian Lab Monkey"! Lolz |
Romance › Re: Just Describe Them The Way You Feel Bout Them by funlord(m): 8:51am On Jun 20, 2015 |

Simple! Don't give a _fuck about gays and then _fuck a lot of lesbians! I WIN! |
Romance › Re: Techtiquette: Is It OK To Peek At Your Date's Notifications? by funlord(m): 8:48am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 Only an _IDIOT does such a thing! So ask yourself if you want 2 become an _IDIOT or remain COOL then make your decision! |
Romance › Re: Ladies !! These Are Things You Shouldn't Do On A First Date by funlord(m): 8:40am On Jun 20, 2015 |
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Nairaland General › Re: A Message To Every Romancelander. (((A Must Read))) by funlord(m): 8:31am On Jun 20, 2015 |
Jezebbel: I have noticed something that a lot of you are doing these days. You will go online, look for a nice topic, copy everything, although some of you will try to be smart and change the numeberings( like you put the number three point in number seven and put the number seven in number three) but all the same, you will still copy everything and paste it here for us and claim you are the one that wrote it.
Just imagine you go through he post history of someone and find out the person hasn't posted anything longer than a line sentence, and from no where the person just types more than 300 words. Come on that's not possible now We all know you are not as smart as that.
This morning a girl by the username prettytasha opened a thread where she copied the whole original post from the internet and at the end, she said 'my two cents'. Thanks to nneka123 who busted the plagarist and put her to shame.
There was also this girl that was caught plagarising someone's work, her username is Mhizkel. When she was caught, she lied that she was the one that wrote it and that she sent it to her friend who has a blog and that's how it spread round the internet. What does she take us for?
So listen you all if you try to plagiarise someone's work on this section, I will spot you and disgrace you myself. When you post stuff from the internet always put the link so we will all know it's not you who wrote it.
Or just try to use your brain and come up with something like tosyne2much, wristwatch and danceville normally do.
If you plagiarize someone's work, I will catch you.  Jezebbel: I have noticed something that a lot of you are doing these days. You will go online, look for a nice topic, copy everything, although some of you will try to be smart and change the numeberings( like you put the number three point in number seven and put the number seven in number three) but all the same, you will still copy everything and paste it here for us and claim you are the one that wrote it.
Just imagine you go through he post history of someone and find out the person hasn't posted anything longer than a line sentence, and from no where the person just types more than 300 words. Come on that's not possible now We all know you are not as smart as that.
This morning a girl by the username prettytasha opened a thread where she copied the whole original post from the internet and at the end, she said 'my two cents'. Thanks to nneka123 who busted the plagarist and put her to shame.
There was also this girl that was caught plagarising someone's work, her username is Mhizkel. When she was caught, she lied that she was the one that wrote it and that she sent it to her friend who has a blog and that's how it spread round the internet. What does she take us for?
So listen you all if you try to plagiarise someone's work on this section, I will spot you and disgrace you myself. When you post stuff from the internet always put the link so we will all know it's not you who wrote it.
Or just try to use your brain and come up with something like tosyne2much, wristwatch and danceville normally do.
If you plagiarize someone's work, I will catch you. My friend SHUT THE __FUCK UP! You and all the foolish monikers you claim are also busy forming police all over NL how much have you all earned from catching those people! You and them are all a "bunch of jobless mother_fuckers"! Nonsense! |
Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: "Chat Central and Derailer's Paradise"...Welcome! by funlord(m): 7:43am On Jun 20, 2015 |
ipledge4: jack got banned earlier,she banned me for 4months for disrecpecting her...I want to know how i disrepected her  ipledge4: jack got banned earlier,she banned me for 4months for disrecpecting her...I want to know how i disrepected her 4 months? Dat moniker is _fucked son! Lmfao!
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Family › Re: Young Girl Kills Mother After Telling Her To Cook by funlord(m): 7:08am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 This smally would have a great career if she decides 2 join ISIS! "PLANKTON JANE"! |
Family › Re: Is Mother In Law Making Moves On Him Or Does He Have A Dirty Mind? by funlord(m): 7:02am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 Erm op! Why your homie no dey like lock him room door when him dey baff? Abi na "stylistic invite"? |
Family › Re: Parents Or Teacher--who Has More Influence On Children by funlord(m): 6:56am On Jun 20, 2015 |
 Parents of course! Na the character wey you carry waka come from house the teachers go need to deal with or help you mould! |
Family › Re: Wisdom For Women by funlord(m): 6:52am On Jun 20, 2015 |
That number 10 is NOT possible! Good luck with the rest!  |
Politics › Re: Why Buhari Has Refused To Meet Saraki by funlord(m): 6:45am On Jun 20, 2015 |
islandmoon: Saraki will end up like Dimeji Bankole!  islandmoon: Saraki will end up like Dimeji Bankole! What do you mean? That he will also end up RICH? Is that bad? |
Politics › Re: Buhari’s Wife Relocates To Aso Rock Ahead Of Husband by funlord(m): 6:41am On Jun 20, 2015 |
EverestdeBliu: no be only killer paint
what's this one saying?  EverestdeBliu: no be only killer paint
what's this one saying? Okay,You never sabi these 2 research monkeys? Even Jesus thinks dey are dumb! Don't bother! |
Politics › Re: FG Appeals Orders On Kashamu’s Arrest, Extradition by funlord(m): 6:35am On Jun 20, 2015*. Modified: 1:20pm On Jun 20, 2015 |
 Make obama calm down 1st! I think kashamu dey form "it wasn't me like shaggy"? No shaking! Let them allow him resume in the senate, then make buhari ensure dey nack him chairman of one sweet committee like power or oil and gas, which would require him and other members to make constant trips to the u.s and europe in order to bring in foreign investment and network! Let us then wait and see whether he would refuse to be going on such trips that would help him rep his ogun people and nigerians! He will tell us whether he came to the senate to just dey look as abuja be! |