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Be FAST, nigerians tell buhari in return! "Patience" dey 4 otueke! No time 4 dulling!

This party of comedians no go kill person! PDP that could not defend their president, their mandate, or their achievements while in power! I would advise ekweremadu to hire some "broiler chickens" to defend him sef, they would offer him more protection than these old and foolish expired politicians! "Ministers of defence" my foot!

This na ANNUAL lie from nnpc na! Dem even make provision 4 am 4 their budget! SCAMOLA!

OBJ dey show dem how dem go use the latest juju wen him buy keep 4 dem! Na practice meeting!

As coast don clear 4 bukky, Abdulsalam just come drop him new bb pin and number 4 bukky so that the lines of communication go dey wide open! This 1 na "man must wack" meeting! Nothing concern dem with Nigerians matter!

kay29000:
So, I have this female facebook friend who picked interest in me all of a sudden...liking my pics and commenting on all my posts. A few weeks ago, she used style to ask for my number with the pretence that she wanted to send me a video via whatsapp. So, now, she is showing me all the signs that she is into me.

How can I make her know I am not interested without hurting her feelings?

kay29000:
So, I have this female facebook friend who picked interest in me all of a sudden...liking my pics and commenting on all my posts. A few weeks ago, she used style to ask for my number with the pretence that she wanted to send me a video via whatsapp. So, now, she is showing me all the signs that she is into me.

How can I make her know I am not interested without hurting her feelings?

Tell her that your leaving next week 4 summer holidays and also 2 begin yur masters by the fall in canada! And that u will send her yur new number once u get there! U can now start picking and choosing whenever u feel like chatting 2 her and you can always blame the delays on time difference, naija network and shite!

Go and ask t.b joshua?

popweezy:
Some dayz ago, I waz the only one at home Feeling so bored. Few minutes later, my girlfrieme called me. I told her i'm bored. She asked if she could join me. I answered yes,reluctantly, simply becuz i don't av much on me (u know girlz na) Some minutes later, she waz around..she waz around for like 4hrs. We were only chatting, gisting and laughing. Suddenly, she started talking dirty,I didn't respond so well I waz just smiling then she's lying on the long chair, going to toilet several times coming closer to me and so on..I dey smile 4 background.. I chose to be gentle and do as if I do not understand those moves ama virgin though. I took up her phone and waz playing with it. when it waz time for her to leave, I gave her transport fare..as she wanted to collect it from me, I held her hands and pulled her closer then gave her a peck. She waz kind of hugging me not ordinary hugging ho.. and started going down ah, wetin be dis?..I didn't want to do it then I av to push her back a little. I could see she is hurt. I didn't talk about it. I tried bringing up smtin else but she waz not responding well. I knew the reason anyways. Eversince then, she never picked my calls and didn't reply my msg..is it a must I av sex with her wheneva she comes around?? And what can i do to resolve the matter..ADVICE PLZ!!!

Abeg my guy, na wetin be GIRLFRIEME? Or na animal?

Sex on a 1st date is for "supreme ballers", so if you are not yet on "that tip" you better be cool and keep hustling 4 her_punani with romantic flows, before one local scarecrow insults your lineage!

MzMayD:
And I thought you are FUNlord


jeeezzzz


you just killed the op

MzMayD:
And I thought you are FUNlord


jeeezzzz


you just killed the op

See u laughing @ her funeral na? Is that not FUN!

op this is wack! Even your online playa card has been revoked becuz of this!

These biatches sef! Una no get house? Why can't I come 2 your own so that your feeble minds will be @ rest?

Go and ask "elton john or ru paul"! Dem sabi the answer!

Op! The inscription on the sign board is photo shopped and this aint naija! So the only truth about this your post is that you are an expert @ junk journalism and that biatch is likely very smelly, similar 2 your post!

This 1 is called "emulsion oil paint makeup"! Then the eyebrows are referred 2 as "angry bird twonzing style"! WTF!

lurlah2014:
We just married and had a beautiful reception.We spend the night at a hotel near the airport because we were going to Europe for our honeymoon.
As things heated up between us, I accidentally said, "Oh, Rick." I realized my mistake immediately, and the look of horror on my face was met by the look of hatred on his.
"Who's Rick?!? Why are you thinking about Rick when you just married me?!?" It got really vicious. He called his parents and told them to set up a divorce attorney when he returned. Then he called my parents and introduced himself as "your future ex-son-in-law." He asked them who Rick was and why I was moaning about him!.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION WHAT WILL BE YOUR ACTION?? be sincere no jokes

lurlah2014:
We just married and had a beautiful reception.We spend the night at a hotel near the airport because we were going to Europe for our honeymoon.
As things heated up between us, I accidentally said, "Oh, Rick." I realized my mistake immediately, and the look of horror on my face was met by the look of hatred on his.
"Who's Rick?!? Why are you thinking about Rick when you just married me?!?" It got really vicious. He called his parents and told them to set up a divorce attorney when he returned. Then he called my parents and introduced himself as "your future ex-son-in-law." He asked them who Rick was and why I was moaning about him!.
IF YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION WHAT WILL BE YOUR ACTION?? be sincere no jokes

I would try 2 find out if "rick" was the new pet name she intends 2 use 4 my _penis, if not! Then she has 2 allow me _fuck 3 hot biatches on our european honeymoon without consequences in order 2 appease me! Wtf!

Empty? Then he can resign na! Abi the work na by force? "Condemned goat"!

That ebele was a big GOAT! 7 jets for what? Or maybe him and that " brokelish speaking market woman" he calls a spouse used 2 enter 1 and then fill the remaining 6 with dollars? Arrant Nonsense!

See the amount of bandits and looters @ his groove? Anyway I just hope that after the gbedu and much champagne he did not go back home and "mayweather" his poor wife oh! We all know how dino gets down!

[quote author=INTROVERT post=34916425]Congrats to him.




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And so? It just proves you are more jobless than the rest of NL combined!

I no see where he yarn sharrap oh! Op are you a latin man/woman!

PPAngel:
Yorubas no get sense

PPAngel:
Yorubas no get sense

Olodo rabata! So anyone that tells you the truth is automatically a "yoruba person"! This your idiocy is the award winning kind! Even Jesus thinks of you as a mumu! Don't worry the amount of pellets you will receive on this your_moronic and stupid thread today would make you think you were being lambasted by members of the united nations sef! Lmfao!

PPAngel:
Chad is now allowed unhindered air raids into Nigerian Air Space to supposedly bomb Boko Hideouts while our Airforce have been drafted to bomb Militant camps in the South south.


As far as I am concerned, the Chadian Airforce is not bombing any boko camps rather the Nigerian Airforce have been grounded over the NE.


The Airforce was crucial in beating Boko Haram into retreat during the main assault against Boko Haram in the build up to the elections.

The Airforce was also instrumental in providing much needed recon flights on Boko Haram positions on ground.

Since being sworn in, Buhari has scaled down air raids and recon flights over the NE.

If you think Chadian Airforce is bombing Boko Haram as they claim then you will believe anything. The Chadian Airforce does not have the resources to replace our Airforce and every pointer shows that Buhari has pulled out the Airforce from the NE.


You will also recall that Buhari condemned the multi national joint task force comprising of Niger, Chad and Cameroun in combating Boko Haram under Jonathan but now we see him allowing Chadian forces to bomb supposedly boko camps. This is utter bullsh1t


I have warned severally here in the past that a Buhari govt will shift the focus from the NE to the south south and just yesterday we heard of Nigerian Airforce jets being drafted to bomb militant camps in the Southsouth almost at the same time chad was supposedly bombing Boko Haram.


Buhari is a Boko and he is extending his jihad to the Southsouth.


Since he was sworn, Fulani herdsmen have increased their attacks with impunity in the middle belt with no condemnation or sign to tackle them by this administration.

God save His people.

PPAngel:
Chad is now allowed unhindered air raids into Nigerian Air Space to supposedly bomb Boko Hideouts while our Airforce have been drafted to bomb Militant camps in the South south.


As far as I am concerned, the Chadian Airforce is not bombing any boko camps rather the Nigerian Airforce have been grounded over the NE.


The Airforce was crucial in beating Boko Haram into retreat during the main assault against Boko Haram in the build up to the elections.

The Airforce was also instrumental in providing much needed recon flights on Boko Haram positions on ground.

Since being sworn in, Buhari has scaled down air raids and recon flights over the NE.

If you think Chadian Airforce is bombing Boko Haram as they claim then you will believe anything. The Chadian Airforce does not have the resources to replace our Airforce and every pointer shows that Buhari has pulled out the Airforce from the NE.


You will also recall that Buhari condemned the multi national joint task force comprising of Niger, Chad and Cameroun in combating Boko Haram under Jonathan but now we see him allowing Chadian forces to bomb supposedly boko camps. This is utter bullsh1t


I have warned severally here in the past that a Buhari govt will shift the focus from the NE to the south south and just yesterday we heard of Nigerian Airforce jets being drafted to bomb militant camps in the Southsouth almost at the same time chad was supposedly bombing Boko Haram.


Buhari is a Boko and he is extending his jihad to the Southsouth.


Since he was sworn, Fulani herdsmen have increased their attacks with impunity in the middle belt with no condemnation or sign to tackle them by this administration.

God save His people.

Op! Even in your next lifetime, you would still be a "FALSEHOOD PEDDLING PROPHET OF DOOM!" Its friday, so go and focus on upgrading your condition from frustrated 2 contented abeg!

blogger10:
My sis told me this and I find it very hard to believe.
Check this out guys;
Two people have fallen in love with each other but they are so content that they don't need sex to spice up or add anything to the relationship....
To me this funny!

blogger10:
My sis told me this and I find it very hard to believe.
Check this out guys;
Two people have fallen in love with each other but they are so content that they don't need sex to spice up or add anything to the relationship....
To me this funny!

Well! They guy must be impotent and the girl must be frigid! And they must both be psychopaths!

If na "governor or senator tell dem say come 2 my house"?, even "hussain bolt" no go fit catch this op becuz of the kind speed wey she go use take off go the caban! Women are clowns abeg, always take their stance with a pinch of salt!

Both Him and his Bae, look like incomplete science projects!

Ibim! No be this Fatty bom bom commissioner wey I know? Haba make wike leave 1 jeep 4 her na? This one no go fit enter public transport or honda again oh? Those kain vehicles go get engine problems due 2 overload!

Abeg make the money no enter voice mail oh? We sabi naija way! Before buhari go start 2 dey shout "kai mallam, wa ye magana kudin jet?"

This mumu EFCC sef? Na only 2 dey declare war 4 the pages of newspapers and online dem sabi! Dem 4 help us with boko haram or isis na, since dem sabi declare war like the military!

Abi the _bitches been wan start car transport business? Shege Magajiyas!

No go begin announce the same old names of "expired and failed politicians and old soldiers" as part of your appointments again oh? Or else your government go just turn to "robert mugabe" type! "Confused, stagnant and hated by all and sundry"!