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kilode100:
I am not spitting like a guru, i am a guru.

It was my love for money that drove me into their arms and when i got the money and other fantasies fulfilled i found out i needed more...


I just need Sex!!

I am tired of faking orgasm so they can leave me alone. Why do they have to press me so hard? Stick all their tongue down my throat all in the name of kissing? Who uses teeth for cunninligus? Oh please!!

I made bad choices because of my greed and just in my thirties, i am out of two marriages and still not satisfied.


I finally found that one person who could do it, it turns out he is Your regular Lagos boy. He yas no job, stays all day at the gym (i could do better)

Smh.

Im tired biko

In that case if feel you!


That sex and money is a big problem in marriages the world over...that's why when some big men begin to follow their house girls and some rich women begin to follow their drivers people won't understand!

In my line of business I meet a lot of frustrated madams....but make I end the tori for there!

kilode100:
Lol.
Which of the marriages? First or second?


Pray tell, how do i make their penis erect and perform wonders? I wasnt the person at fault. They failed themselves with their lousy performances.

Are you sure? Because most of the time many nigerian women are known to be lousy lays! Everything is a sin or an unknown pleasure to them....dont lick my pussy or ass, I don't like _sex toys, I don't know how to give bj's....ive never done that before and all those sort of stories for the gods!


Even some street babe's that's should be experts at what they do and that are being paid good money are wack in the sack.....this one wey you dey spit like one guru so....

[quote author=lovat post=52997138][/quote]Prince Charles : "It seems the question sarrki asked this tout about his buffoonic hero pained him a lot mommy?"




Queen E : "Blimey son...I think you are right! I can actually see his tears of bitterness and frustration from here"!

72 percent of ipob touts I'm sure!

Ipob and our oil _morons right now!








"Mazi okey....You sure say no afonjeeys or zombies don read this gist? Abeg check who dey for outside?"

Firefire:
Enemies of GEJ will start having heart attack now...


Btw. Lagoon calls.

See as this otondo dey try mask him pain! Your "our oil tout and fellow ipob smpathiser" is gladly and publicly begging an afonzeezy For forgiveness so tay he is even trying to learn their oduwa playstation game in the full glare of the cameras and you are here talking of people having heart attacks?

Lie if no be like this your face dey now?

diggz:
Lol.......Na Oga dayo and up barka Boiz cause am......

Abeg make una pity pep and dayo the changeling small......you know Say him just dey try show small solidarity with pep since na fellow him brother in "gorimapaism"......ma binu....

AdisaOwala:
Then what happens to our white black Elephant project who Mourihno constantly has to push to AMF in a midfield triumvirate (due to his poor tactical & positional discipline)?

Abeg this "white elephant" na who be that one?


Na that elamps brother abi na the barbing dabmaster? Because I no dey sabi some of this una codenames.....

Men pep don hear am for this thread for like 3 days know.....this wan na steak dem dey use enter am instead of beef......

afrodoc2:
Griezmann is a good player but i am not sure there is a ready made position for him in this team. I am not saying we should not go for him but we should desist from just trying to buy every star footballer in the market without knowing how they will fit into the team.
We need to build the best team not just buy the best players out there.
Apart from Zlatan's no 9 position there is no obvious place for Griezmann in Mourinho's 4-3-3 especially with the way JM wants his wide men to track back.

What of if they play together and end up forming a solid partnership! It's worth a shot....and it could be another version of the rudd boy and rooney partnership that was so productive in the past! Fashi griezmann size....they guy knows how to get goals

SIRcumalot:
Abeg Where greizmann wan play for us,
Shay na winger abi na striker ?
E be like we go move for this guy next season.
I no want another Pogba situation were we go dey wonder If na CM,DM or behind striker,player.

He can play as a striker, or he, martial and Miki go struggle for 1 starting position!


Griezmann plays as either a winger, a supporting striker or a false 9! He is good in all those positions!

Depay the mofo is gone! What a waste of money, time and jet fuel!







Charlie Nicholas from sky sports said it best:

"I would have chased him out last summer,”
He’s a show pony. He was only interested in the United image. Mourinho doesn’t do show ponies, just ask Joe Cole.

“He’s a poor version of Neymar. When he does a trick he doesn’t even leave the player, he wants to stay and do another trick.

“What has surprised me is the amount of money they got back. It tells you a lot that no Premier League teams were interested in him.”




http://www.football365.com/news/show-pony-memphis-is-a-poor-version-of-neymar








Abeg make griezmann come collect that
number 7 jersey sharply!

Nihilist:
I am only responsible for what I write bro, what you take away from it is your own responsibility.

Hmmmm.....I think it was a shot sir....the perpetrator would have to help us confirm for sure.....there seems to be some sort of newly acquired "silencer shade nozzle" being used by some of these blue criminals these days!

Let me keep observing for now.....

teozey111:
you are a great loss to your family,friends,Nigeria and the world....sorry

Charly boy: "Is this ipork tout pained mom?"



Queen b: "ooh blimey....i think the akpu swallower is extremely bitter over funlord's comments about his buffoonish lord! He he..."

Useless judge face front abeg!

That is where I want to be buried! Shogbo?

Trump no even send the drunk mumu!



Make I wait see which of either the "Ipob bastards or our oil _morons" go quote me 1st to complain about why I yab their hero of corruption!

Jammeh go soon JAM rock!

Na so the biafra wan be? Brothers killing brothers over senseless crap? I wonder what kanu would have to say about this _shit!

Nihilist:
Of course, the promise of future additions for the long term should not preclude success in the short term - That's where I fault Pep.

Everton scored 2 goals with their first two shots on targets. That should not be happening regardless of the players you have.

Zabaleta was playing box to box ahead of Yaya Toure who was holding. Both don't have the legs to get up and down the pitch.

I don't believe in idealism - I believe that a manager should be flexible around his tactical philosophy, and not just hold stubbornly to a creed that he does not have the players to execute.

That's why I blame him.

Pep is an excellent coach,...i don't think he is doing that poorly with his first sojourn in the EPL for now....remember even Fergie struggled in his 1st few seasons at man united! Barca and bayern are always going to be the pankeres that he must be flogged with but he achieved "something" with them at least.....success is not always down to the players alone in soccer! He had some input!


He has a similar remit to jose as regards re-building an aging team even though I believe his job is more difficult as the spine of his squad are either average or on their last legs! The 2nd half of the season has a way of throwing up suprises....maybe he might be one of this season's suprises!

Why should we give a _fuck about whatever this dead man walking has to say?

Charly boy: "Hey mom...look at that armed robber claiming he's also finding things hard like his fellow countrymen when he just bought a new flat in greenwich for one of his biatches!




Queen b: "oh blimey! I remember him son...what a funny statement from such a fantastically corrupt twit!

AheadMarket:
Did you say "anuofia"? I'm assuming that you call yourself Igbo. Go check your DNA, you're not!
You mother must have gotten you from harlotry with AN HAUSA man!

Please stop boring me with your negative vibes! The only thin positive about you is your HIV 2 status!


Go and munch on some stale abacha leaves and drink some more fermented rat piss in order to boost your depleted immune system!


By the way it's "A HAUSA MAN" not "AN HAUSA MAN" in case of next time. You should stop displaying your uneducated status in public as if it is something to be proud of! Dumb bastard!

maxzzo1:
I am an award winning FOOL that didn't vote

Ok! I don hear you...now GET LOST!

AheadMarket:
Has IPOB taken over Nairaland?
You're calling people bastards?
I guess the Dullard of Daura, Buhari impregnated your mother, who now gave birth to you. You know how I know?
You no get sense!

As you can see from the utter _stupidity displayed in your post...you are definitely a pained Ipob rotten akpu swallower!

Are you jealous because I have parents? It's not my fault that you were discovered in a refuse dump after being abandoned by your destitute folks! I feel your pain...anuofia!

Dyt:
Best ways to deal with troublesome women

Attention, surprises, treats and trips and ofcus when we wanna start our chatterbox
Shut us up with a whopping whipping love making


If all these don't work
Ignore us

But first
Use those methods


Muchechecheche
We women can mumu for love sha

I go just beat you now......

Abulo why na?