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I totaly disagree wit no 9. Chaiii |
Omo c finga nails |
Victoria nyama |
Lagos is such a terrible place,why ar dey not in oda states |
D triplets comprises of two male and a lady from wat I read there |
Wats d yardstik of their beauty? Is it because they all hav diff shades of eye lens colour?cos dats wat I discova ooo |
Her head luks lik dat of ini edo's head |
Its evrywhere not only in nigeria,hav an 18year old ghananian househelp who speaks queens english fluently,infact u ll fall in lov with her accent but she's got nothin upstairs. As a mata of fact she dropd outta sch in class five. I wanna put her back in sch cos she's dull academicaly,her thinkin faculty is so low but cos she undstnds english I tink she may learn fast. |
Pls I posted earlier in d week abt d prophetess who told me a lot abt what's happenin in my famly,and I tank u all for ur advise. I forgot to mention dat she sed my 6mnth old child shld be pampers so much dat we shldnt listen to pple if dey tel us we ar over pamperin d bby,and dat wateva she want is wat we shld gv her,"says d Lord". Pls is it worth believg?wil my child not grow up bein a brat? Left to me I can neva bliv or obey such but bein d fact dat she forsaw som other tins in my famly that ar truly manifestin nw, I tink am confused. Pls let me hear ur opinion |
Tanx for ur advice,am grateful |
Am 30, married with a 4months old baby. During d easter hols,my husbnd n I decided to pay one of their family friends a visit,she is a prophetes but doesn't practic in full course. She cald my husbnd aside n told him somtings never knew it wil b my turn. Though dis is not d first tim she cals us n tel us wat d Lord has reveald to her about us. But this tim,am a bit baffled. She sed d lord told her dat there shldnt be much distnce btw my baby and d nxt one.(Dat wen she's a year,I shld get pregnt again) Infact she sed I shldnt do family plannin at all. She also told me abt one of my sistas inlaw who am two years older than. Dis lady recently behaves somhow intimidatin n disrespectful to me. But inspite of all she does,I don't do as if am hurt,cos I ve learnt dat d husbands house is a citadel of learning. D last tim she cam to visit us cos we live on d same street,she called her mum and told her all dat happnd in my home,I got to knw dis cos there mother calld me d followin day to comfirm somtin related to dat n I knw she was d one who told her. Dis prophetes told me to alws lov her no mata wat she do to me. I notice they hav dat habit in their famly,even my husband atims calls his dat n tel him unecessary tins dat even a baby shldnt do e.g tellin his father gifts his frend gav to baby e.t.c and I hav warnd him concernin dat cos it irritates me,now he seldomly cals his dad in my presenc. Pleas I nid ur candid advice on wat d woman told me abt d distanc btwm my 6mnths old baby and d next one,and concernin my sis inlaw who is misbehavin to me. Tnx |
Eyah sun re ooo |
Karen no go ni |
Wat rubish,wat kinda ageing ar u talkin abt,wats her age. She's not up to 35 and u ar talkin as if she's goin to her 60s. |
Jumia jumia jumia I canneva partoniz any gud frm dEm again cos dey don't protect d integrity of demselvz let alon ther customers. I orderd for Electric hot plate and they poked me lik three tims,tank God I dint order online,but I do order on delivery,I bougt shoes,clippers,wata heater,on delivery. |
Y do some pple dress so dey can be laughed at? D k leg ni o |
RIP baby girl. I weep with d mother. She wld regret lettin her sit in d front sit dat day. Air bag kill adults too. Hence b careful,God wil protect us all. |
But y is tiwa lukin like a bat ther? |
Its called adiye and dis one is abo adiye meanin a hen(female chiken) |
Pls wea is dat located? |
LolzzZz ahh wat a good wat to end d nyt.tanx |
So daz all |
Pls don't blame d interviewrs,its d man dat realy wanted to embarrass hmsef by actin as I'd he knw wat to say wheras he doesn't. He shld hav com straight and dats y dos ppls kept askin thinkin he's gonna bring out somtin reasonabl from his blind arguements. He was asked a questn,y d initial gra gra by sayin "wait wait"as if he was bein pre- empted. |
Pls is it dat dis man doesn't knw wat website means or wat?" one dat we ar goin to make use of is"....I seem not to understnd. |
Only here to c pples comment,I don laf taya,ohh jesus. |
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She's just like somtin I don't knw |
But tel me how wil dey b comfortabl in dis tin dey cal dress?no wonder genevivie had to change to somtin more comfy. Did she looz her brain bfore? |
On a gud day if dem pikin wear dis kind tin wetin dem go talk? Even a blind man knws dis is soo soo indecent. Why not seperat d dowm part too lik d upper part. |
D tommy sef is irritating |
She cals my fullname weneva she's extra happy. |
one dat we ar goin to make use of is"....I seem not to understnd.