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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 12:42pm On Feb 12, 2021
Molayan:
A total of 3,964 names were released against 3,500 which was announced. I did the sum of everything
pls send it to me
funmercy1@gmail.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 12:37pm On Feb 12, 2021
axeman2:
please forward the list to me emmanuejames@gmail.com
me too funmercy1@gmail.com
Thanks
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 4:41pm On Mar 25, 2020
dadarasak:


And what's your reply?
I asked her if she is sure , after all her talk ........she said it was by luck,me told her sha,bexos you are not lucky ,does not make me not to be,I will be"lucky "......

The gal has always been a pain in my neck......
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:38pm On Mar 25, 2020
OlawaleBammie:


how i wishe i have the effrontery like dem grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin........
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:35pm On Mar 25, 2020
MrHandsome2013:
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sorry about that.
thanks...
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:20pm On Mar 25, 2020
Designerdollars:
forget it no "worthwhile" man will consider you for marriage at that age. Most decent guys you're likely to come across will only Bleep and dump.
You will probably have to settle with someone below you.
by the way, can you still have kids even?
I hope you're still seeing your period.
You don old oo 32!!! Chai! grin grin
seriously ........
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:18pm On Mar 25, 2020
MrHandsome2013:
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why is it that you do not have bf?
I don't known angry angry
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:16pm On Mar 25, 2020
cheesy cheesy rude children
OlawaleBammie:

grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 12:15pm On Mar 25, 2020
Ginaz:



Hahaha yes o sis, it can be really annoying I swear. Just last week someone I’ve been talking a lot with on phone told me he is 22. I was shocked to my bones, we never talked about age till that fateful day, I stopped picking his calls cos he’s too small for me . He looks 26-28 facially .

The struggle no be here especially when they treat you like a kid cos you have a young look .
. Very funny and most times annoying.
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 8:43am On Mar 25, 2020
Ginaz:
I’m 25yrs old but I don’t look my age . I look like 19-21 and it’s amusing when people ask me if I have written waec. The thing dey vex me eh grin

I’d like to get married 26 or 27. So age is still very much on my side, in fact too much sef. I have a voice of a 10yrs old child . grin

I used to be upset but God has blessed me too much with good genes cos people don’t ask me when I’m gonna get married, no talk of “you’re getting old o marry na?” . Except my dad of course. tongue
it does not help,I am 30 now most guys 26 to 27 na dem the come toast you .......one told me I look 22 I carry hand draw e ear......
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 8:40am On Mar 25, 2020
dadarasak:


Yip. Friendship should help. Be patient
se1 told me I can find such in nollywood
Family / Re: Mention The Year You Will Like To Get Married And At What Age by funmercy1(f): 7:45am On Mar 25, 2020
I will be 30 this year funny enough I don't have a boyfriend or a job........I always want a marriage where we are friends,I don't just want to be married ...............
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GTB Feedback After Gamified Assessment by funmercy1(f): 9:45pm On Mar 13, 2020
Dammy2me:

Me too
pls how are you checking?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: GTB Feedback After Gamified Assessment by funmercy1(f): 11:59am On Mar 13, 2020
Zinny24:
Just checked mine i no pass oo
How?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: DOES ANYONE KNOWS ANYTHING ABOUT Eetcglobal by funmercy1(f): 4:31pm On Mar 02, 2020
Next time send a training invite not a job invite.
Donozo:
DISCLAIMER!!!

EETCGLOBAL still remains an empowerment training centre which centered strictly on helping young and vibrant Nigerians in building a career path in ENTREPRENEURSHIP.

Why must I join EETC GLOBAL today:


Benefits includes
1. Life long training & mentorship
2. Great income plan system. You can earn as much as N80,000 by simply referring others to be a part of the Business Builders Training. And additional income by building your Enterpreneurship platforms.

Currently, there are two major offers available;
- CDO (Career Development Officers)- these are people who will help other people in developing their career through training and mentorship which must as well be in an enterprenuership path
- EDO (Enterprenuership Development Officers) are individual who will be trained to works as an enterprenuers thereby showing them ways in which they can earn a residual income by partnering with a Network Marketing organization in order to enact their skills and experience as an enterprenuers.

Note:
1. Invites are strictly for those within Lagos regions.
2. Any individual who honours the assessment to be part of our organization as either CDO or EDO will undergo a ONE DAY intensive Business Builders Certificate Training in order to be part of the organization.
Fee: 7,000

Signed,
Management,
For; EETCGLOBAL, www.eetcglobal.org

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Agriculture / Re: Just Your Interest, Not About Ur Money,join Our Agriculture Team Now! by funmercy1(f): 7:04am On Feb 25, 2020
Pls can some1 share the link to join.
Family / Re: My Wife Forgets Our Anniversary - Does She Love Me? by funmercy1(f): 6:26am On Feb 20, 2020
Oga you don't have a wife,she just needed you to produce babies and make her financial stable then dump you. You seem to be the mumu lover .


For her business get a loan for her. House expense reduced it.and focus on your house building (sha look for a very detailed excuses for no money)


Don't beg her for sex,if she brings no take.(I won't encourage you to get it from outside,flee from the devil:woman.if the side chic knowns your weakness(mumu lover) you are a GO again.)

You don't need her attention, you have daughter they are more than enough,spend more time with them be their playmate

If you are not fashionable be so, go to gym, wear nice dresses and shoe ,nice hair cut, use good body cream perfume ,this pink lips balm go and buy it.

Occupy yourself with so many thing ,that you will forget she exist.

Have good relationship with people outside you and your wife.make friends with people outside her zone .

Give yourself and your children good treat .Enjoy life without her let her see you can life without her.

And be careful to get stab.



Rapecase:
Edit - to those who may be wondering about my username, I created this account whilst trying to help two kids who were victims of rape.

Our 4th anniversary was few days ago, as I thought she would , my wife forgot the date. It ordinarily would not have hurt me so much but I have always had this feeling that she doesn't love me.

When we were dating she was all over me. But nothing I do ever since we got married gets appreciated. Few months ago she hurled abuses on me for helping a sister, a friend of hers, who lost a child and are homeless. And what's the help? Just 100k. Apparently I enjoy abandoning her need for others. And this
coming from a woman who few days earlier was saying I had invested over 2m on her business in a short while ( by her own calculation, as I don't take note when giving her money ).

I told a mother figure in church who is close to both me, her and the family I helped who corrected her. Expect if she will apologise tomorrow.

Off course the lady I helped in question is idiotic but I can't bear her and house and kids being homeless especially after losing a child.

My wife will never apologise when she does sometime I object to. Her apology which is often done in the most demeaning way is only tendered if I take the issue over board.

Our sex life since we got married has been poor to the extreme. I have ensured I do not cheat, not for a single day but I constantly have to beg for sex or masturbate to relieve myself.

Laying our bed is always a war for her. She does it only when she wants. Mind you we have two kids and a maid who helps with virtually everything.

The maid in the morning ( 90% of the time ) makes the breakfast, clean the house while she only baths our first child and get her ready for school, I take her to school most of the time.

Am I overreacting to expect my wife to

1. Properly apologise when she does something I do not like and ensure she doesnt repeat it? For instance few days ago she was planning on traveling outside our base, I only got to know through her phone conversation with her sister although she didn't eventually travel, I felt I should have known before hand as I got to know a night before. Till date what I got in form of apology is, "I would have told you". She was planning to travel by 5am, I heard her conversation by 10pm a night before and we slept on the same bed.

2. Sex at least 3 times a week? I stopped trying to initiate it after so many rejections.

3. Not to forget important dates such as our wedding anniversary?

4. To at all time be the one making my meal.

Please note she practically doesn't work now. We are setting up a fashion house for her she has taken over 3m from me as of the time of writing this. Note my cloths go to dry cleaners. Only thing she does is cook my meal ( when she wants ).

I am beginning to think maybe I am a mental health patient who doesn't know yet. Maybe something is wrong with me and I am just reacting based on that?

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Family / Re: My Wife Forgets Our Anniversary - Does She Love Me? by funmercy1(f): 5:59am On Feb 20, 2020
Mr poster you can pay me for no 5 . phone galfrend �����
dinachi:

You are not ready to do what is necessary to enjoy your marriage and be in charge most of you young men of nowadays are so weak and it is so so pathetic!

How can you be asking an already married woman to do her duties?

Abeg I am tired of weak men abeg! Look at how a woman is twisting and turning you up and down with your money oh! God forbid , if you loose your job, do you know that this woman will give you high blood pressure and untimely death.

Well, if at any time you get your wits around you and you are ready to be a man do the following:

1, Stop worrying her, quit it all together.
2, Get a girlfriend outside or develop your masturbating skills to relieve yourself so that lust wont make you rush her and start begging.
3, Improve your dressing drastically.
4, Reduce drastically your communication with her to the basics. Don't be rude but be tarciturn.
5, While at home and in her presence make call to your lady friend and talk long and loud, in fact be joyful while making the calls or pretend you are talking to a lady but don't look at her while doing this.
6, Stop giving her money for her business. Of she asks let her know you are low on cash. Keep posting her.
7, If she makes move for sex, resist it and say you are not interested. Don't rush and go overboard to sex her or else the spell will be broken. I know most of you young men are weak I hope you have the strength to do the following.


IF YOU DO ALL THESE AND SHE STILL DOESNT CHANGE, DONT BOTHER, SHE HAS BECOME A LESBIAN! DIVORCE HER!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 11:23am On Feb 17, 2020
raimzo:
Hello
Hi
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 3:52am On Jan 14, 2020
Thank you
Fenesa1:


Just forget this person..
He is not touched by your words...

I have seen him/her in over 5 different threads
They insult him..yet not moved to adjust..

I think he is or she is a robot grin grin

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 5:38pm On Jan 13, 2020

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 12:27pm On Jan 13, 2020
Pls,I need past question, funmercylayo@yhaoo.com.na beg I dey beg .thank you
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Custom Service Recruitment Exam 2019 by funmercy1(f): 11:28am On Jan 13, 2020
Pls who have the past question
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 9:51am On Jan 13, 2020
Ayubz:
Please some should help me with the custom question and answer.... Please
Thank you
me too
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigeria Customs Recruitment 2019. How To Apply. 3,200 Officers To Be Recruited by funmercy1(f): 6:12am On Jan 13, 2020
slyd90:
Seems like HND graduates are yet to receive...right?

I have
Nairaland / General / Re: Happy New Year, Nairalanders by funmercy1(f): 1:16am On Jan 01, 2020
Happy New Year!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: The Names And Addresses Of Recruitment Agencies In Ibadan by funmercy1(f): 1:22pm On Dec 19, 2019
Cpaul47:


Hi.. were you able to confirm this agencies?
No

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