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CrimeRe: Man Murders Wife’s Lover In Ogun On Their Matrimonial Bed by funmijoyb(f): 12:59pm On Aug 12, 2016
CHANNELStv2020:
good for the yoruba boy
you will not even blame ur women known for LovePeddler even in marriage striving for yoruba's bigger diks. Tell them to leave our men alone and face ur weakling tribesmen.

y'all have accepted they 100% prostitutes but don't worry d two igbos criminals caught will die too


Stupidflatheaded
CultureRe: In The 1930s, Igbo Men In Elaborate Hairstyles And Body Paint by funmijoyb(f): 12:43pm On Aug 12, 2016
uckennety:
If these are really ibos then am very proud to be an ibo boi
like when u see ur brothers in Indonesia being executed on drug charges? lyk chinyere and nneka are migrating frm ur region for prostitution & establishing baby factories everywhere and selling young future igbo kids at abt 80000 to 500000 per ibo boy? lyk chukwudi is selling used cloths and substandard products while d rest of them are begging for alms?
CultureRe: In The 1930s, Igbo Men In Elaborate Hairstyles And Body Paint by funmijoyb(f): 12:30pm On Aug 12, 2016
DemonInSiege:
Hope you know the so called Oyo empire is now Fulani empire
No Biafra is now ijaw' s empire
CelebritiesRe: President Obama's 18-yr Old Daughter Malia Spotted Smoking Marijuana(pics,video) by funmijoyb(f):
This is sad, alot of people are not secured within ourselves, I remember I had to take black bullet for the first time to defend my school project, on getting to d podium, everything I learnt everporated. I will never try alcohol again. don't knw if weed is better though.
RomanceRe: Girls On Niraland Are Just Too Preety. by funmijoyb(f):
dmgr:
Lately i came relalise that most niraland girls are beautiful,caring,loving,and also romantic in on way or the other..base on my observations though.
are u high on something dis night?...he be like say u just left d backyard of ur house where u went to smoke cheap weed.
PoliticsRe: Lagos Acquires Land In 3 States For Farming. To Link The SW States With Train. by funmijoyb(f):
SharkTank:
The states that don't have the 'non Yoruba' population. Go and behold their backwardness
is there any state in d SW or others that doesn't have d non yoruba population? Your brain is too flat and weak to confront an afonja warrior's own.



Chai dis boy is daft.
RomanceRe: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by funmijoyb(f): 7:49pm On Aug 09, 2016
JoeCutie:
Which one in particular?
which kind question b dat Edo boy?
RomanceRe: 11 Super Qualities That Describe A Husband Material. by funmijoyb(f): 7:06pm On Aug 09, 2016
JoeCutie:
Some Nigerian girls do not just want to get sense. Ignorance! It's in Nigeria you'd see a girl claim she's a virgin when her punni is as wide as UNIBEN main gate from self servicing sometimes with Cucumbers, Dildos, etc. You finger yourself and you're being fingered too. You're given head on daily/weekly basis, yet, you deceive yourself thinking you're a virgin, simply because human dick hasn't passed through too. Who's fooling who? Sometimes I feel like using nails on these girls for them to get sense. Rubbish! undecided

Please, these ladies need to be sex-oriented
. embarassed
hmmmmmm real word. I'm guilty of this.
PoliticsRe: Enugu Men Divorce Wives Raped By Fulani Herdsmen by funmijoyb(f): 12:00pm On Aug 09, 2016
SonOfEl:
Am an Igbo man and I must say this, any man who neglects his wife because of her rape stigma and possible infection DOES NOT LOVE HIS WIFE, he is also SELFISH and UNCARING.

However, this defenseless nimbo villagers should continue to SPEAK OUT WITHOUT FEAR for their right to security. They shouldn't be like a group of self acclaimed sophisticated ngbatis who still lick the butts of their oppressors.

I just came back from a ban uncalled for...although I successfully passed my intended message across.
See cowardice that's knwn with u...I used to think ur people are more courageous than the Afonjas but you have proven to b d weakling link in dis southern part. ..all u knw is to invade people's land and be begging 4 arlms. you better thank d government that is protecting una flatmates with head like lizards otherwise you might have bn chased away for a very long time.
EducationRe: Noun Vs Law School: Sign Of An Irresponsible Government by funmijoyb(f): 8:26am On Aug 09, 2016
The school na big scam established by d federal government to exploit and extort money frm Nigerian youth desperately seeking to be educated. If u graduated frm d school, I will urge u to go back and obtain UTME for a conventional university.

Mr right you have done a great job. u r a great leader. you fought for this great citadel of learning but they do not deserve it.

I doff my cap for you @Abdulrazaq O Hamzat you are a powerful and able leader.
RomanceRe: See All The Items Demanded Of A Guy Just To Marry His Igbo Bae (photo) by funmijoyb(f): 8:05am On Aug 09, 2016
youngest85:
Better soup na money kill am o
wettin b beta soup? abi u mean yeye soup? if for say na yoruba man d woman's family will contribute squarely to d wedding. but for nw ur women are d cheapest in dis country 4 any tribesmen.
CrimeRe: Fake Nurse, Lawyer Sell Baby For N500,000 (photo) by funmijoyb(f): 4:36pm On Aug 08, 2016
CurrentSamuel:
you are a fool...thunder pieces you there
u nor get shame at all I swear....he said igbokwenu

reply by kwezonu
CrimeRe: Fake Nurse, Lawyer Sell Baby For N500,000 (photo) by funmijoyb(f): 4:34pm On Aug 08, 2016
why do some igbos always sell their babies? this cursed fake Jews will never learn.

Prostitution

Fake products

Drug dealings

Baby factories

Land evading

....na only u people waka come
CrimeRe: Nigerian, Two Others Arrested With Drugs In New Delhi [PICTURE] by funmijoyb(f): 2:40am On Aug 08, 2016
Reporting from Osun-state

Nick names: Uganda, Shittbo, Flatfools, Refugees e.t.c

Specialisation:Drug dealing, Substandard products, Prostitution, Baby factories

Attributes; chestbeating, Self acclaimed jews

Name confirmed: Ugwu& Akpu eating clowns
CrimeRe: Kidnappers Oba Goriola Oseni Arrested After Monarch Regains Freedom by funmijoyb(f):
one of d reasons which shouldn't always blame everything on igbo......I thought d kidnappers were Niger Delta Avengers/Ipod yoot na. when did Yoruba starts to kidnap?


Modified

They are from ondo state but their names sound ijawish
SportsRe: Arsenal 3:2 Man City, 3 Nigerians On Target (Pictures) by funmijoyb(f): 8:50pm On Aug 07, 2016
correction three biabiafra
CrimeRe: Shocking: As Pastor And A Rev. Was Arrested 4 Stealing A Honda CRV In Abia. Pics by funmijoyb(f): 4:16pm On Aug 07, 2016
I'll bak
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Jonathan Denies Sponsoring Niger Delta Avengers by funmijoyb(f): 2:10pm On Aug 07, 2016
we knw who d sponsors are
They are d indonasians of Nigeria
The foreign investors in Uganda
The flatfools with heads like dinosaurs
The drug dealing tycoons
The refugees in yorobalands
ipobic loosers
guess....
RomanceRe: "Preying On Young Girls" Blogger Lists 6 Behaviors Of Nigerians Living In Kenya by funmijoyb(f): 2:00pm On Aug 07, 2016
ChappyChase:
And we no send you!!!! tongue
if u no send me ur shit... 4 nor quote me...dirty indonasians
RomanceRe: These Are The Signs That You Are Dating A Retired Prostitute Without Knowing It by funmijoyb(f): 1:57pm On Aug 07, 2016
LifeDrama:
Guys, Be Careful! These are Clear Signs That You Are Dating a Retired S3x Worker...Run Away Fast

Are you in love with a retired prostitute without knowing it? These are signs that will point her ways out.

We need to be very careful and don't just jump into relationships just like that. There is still the danger of being conned by your beautiful girlfriend who could be a covert prostitute or have a history of indulging in it.

There are certain signs that must be kept in mind to identify such women , because such women aren't really the type you'd be looking for, especially when it comes to seeking loyalty within a relationship. Her loyalties are basically reserved for the highest bidder; and if you fail to bid consistently, you'll lose her in the end.



Even women who haven't pro'stituted themselves can exhibit these traits below.



So here are some signs you must observe below:-



1. She's obsessed about money and excessively materialistic:



The classic pro'stitute mind set: she talks money, thinks money, eats money, sleeps money. This woman can easily be sed'uced with offers of money, and sometimes even asks for it. She never refuses offers of cash gifts. Money will open her legs and give her vag'ina tingles faster than any other thing.



2. She makes it a routine to request for something (maybe monetary) before giving you s'ex:



This type of girls are so cunning in their dealing, when they first starts a date with a potential costumer, they will give you frequent great s'ex(they are very good in bed) without requesting anything in return at least for a week or less. When she has succeeded in blowing off your mind in bed ( that period you starts behaving like a small pikin) ,then gradually she reduce the fun ( to make you beg for it) to a reluctant transactional chore she performs for you only when you have done something for her first (usually something of monetary value). s'ex now becomes a reward in the relationship.



3. She frequently uses the word Ashawo, sl'ut and w***e to describe her friends or women she doesn't like:



If you have been to a brothel and observe where pro'stitutes quarrel or fight, one word you always hear them call themselves is "Ashawo" . This is because what they does in their life relives in their mind. She's simply projecting onto others what she has done and been called before by others.



4 .She tends to be usually 'busy' within the week without explaining what 'busy' is:



'Busy' is the code word for booked or reserved, a term commonly used by pro'stitutes. A normal girl will rather tell you directly what she's doing to postpone plans, instead of using the ambiguous, business-like 'busy' , when we all know she doesn't work or go to school during the weekend.



5. She boasts and prides herself of her s'exual skills and how men are attracted to her and also she is openly jealous of beautiful women:



She knew that the only thing she is good at is s'ex, and she will always brag about it , like how all her ex are still calling and begging her because of it. She says all this to upgrade her low self esteem and to make you feel jealous of losing her while she milks you dry. If you are observant enough you will also notice her envy against younger and more beautiful women whom she tries to demean.



6. She openly tells you she doesn't trust her friends around you , but still doesn't want to leave them:



Birds of same feathers flies together. She gets upset and paranoid(ask a lot of questions) anytime you tell her you met one of her girlfriends. She is only trying to protect her money making machine from her fellow tigers (they are all in same business). To her friends she will be like "go get your own maga Dam".



7. She is known by multiple names among people.



Her guy friends call her with different names, or she asks you to address her by a name which is not her real name. Also: she has multiple cell numbers.



If your "Chizzy" is called as "Rossy" by some other guy and called as Jessy by another, it means that those names are her work alias. Runs girls doesn't want to be known by their real name to protect their identity. Multiple cell numbers are obvious: one is for personal or casual use, the other one is for official or 'work' (pro'stitution) use.



8. You happen to find stuff like wigs of several colours, length and styles in her wardrobe:



Who carries or keeps stuff like that? Only experienced professionals. Wigs are to camouflage her identity when in club house or other places she normally hangout to catch potential clients.



9. You observe she has some tiny (razor-like) markings close to her vag'ina:



Professional runs girl ( just like professional armed robbers) often seek spiritual protections and prosperity in their work. This diabolical protection is mostly done by cutting a slight fresh close to the vag'ina, through which concoctions are insert. Some of this works like a charm in a man once you get in, you can't leave until you are milked dry, while some maybe for protection from ritualist , occultist e.t.c



10. She has a poor or average income, but she manages to afford a comparatively affluent lifestyle without family support:



Who pays for it? Is she surviving on a financial loan?



11. She constantly reminds you of the things that she's done for you:



Especially of the s'ex she provided for you. What else can she do for you except provide her 'special' orifices for youon demand? For her you should be grateful for the skilled services she provided for you, since she has done a better job than what her competitors would her given you.



12. She berates and criticizes girls who date men below them in social and economic status:



You hear them say things like 'why on earth will a fine girl like that be dating that small ratchet boy'. Ask her what's her business, her business is that it's a waste of resources to see a poor guy digging that money making pot for free, when their are big men out there ready to pay for it.



13. She rates men on their income, social status and influence (disregarding character):



If she idolizes rich and 'successful' men of questionable character, it shows where her priorities lie. A little attention from such men is enough for her to pull down her panties for them.



14. In public even when she is with you, she still keep staring at other men:



Just as some guys (even when with their babes) still stares at other women butt (especially when it's bigger than their babes), that's same way a covert pro'stitute even when with her so called boyfriend stares at other guy she think are richer. The only different is that the she stares the potential maga straight into his eyes, and hoping the dude catches the gaze (signal)



15. She despises poverty, and more so of men who have low paying jobs:



She easily get annoyed and abusive while dealing with poor men ( taxi driver, barrow pusher, e.t.c ). Her hatred of poverty reminds her of her own desperate circumstances at one time. Even though women are hypergamous by nature, most women don't despise poor men as long as he is working to earn something. Pro'stitutes however see no 'customer' potential in such men.

http://lifedrama.com.ng/guys-be-careful-these-are-clear-signs-that-you-are-dating-a-retired-s3x-worker-run-away-fast/
why are nigerian youth of today foolish like dis
RomanceRe: "Preying On Young Girls" Blogger Lists 6 Behaviors Of Nigerians Living In Kenya by funmijoyb(f): 8:30am On Aug 07, 2016
2, 3, 4 are mostly igbo's behaviour
CrimeRe: 4 Nigerians And A Malian Arrested In Kaduna For Sales Of 4,580 Kg Of Drugs by funmijoyb(f):
before I open this thread I already know this drug of a thing will have connection to an shitgbo
PoliticsRe: Oyo State First Lady Honors The Police Woman Who Works In The Rain (photos) by funmijoyb(f): 6:40pm On Aug 05, 2016
youngest85:
U fit work under rain?
Hell NO
CelebritiesRe: Top Naija Artist Tuface Make History In Italy As Campari Brand Host Him - Photos by funmijoyb(f): 6:14pm On Aug 05, 2016
I use to think 2baba na ibo bf o....see hin flat head grin
PoliticsRe: Edo Election: Obaseki Was Never Endorsed By The Onojie Of Uromi by funmijoyb(f): 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2016
Edo doesn't need Esan people's vote to win.
PoliticsRe: Oyo State First Lady Honors The Police Woman Who Works In The Rain (photos) by funmijoyb(f): 6:08pm On Aug 05, 2016
OMG! like play like play she's bn honoured....God pick my call o
CrimeRe: Militants Murdered Eight Landlords In One Night — Ikorodu Residents by funmijoyb(f): 4:25pm On Aug 02, 2016
uupgrade:
Typical Yoruba Thugs. -Only a fool will think those killers are Niger Delta Millitants.
coward......is dis all u can type frm ur shitgbo flatt brain? so Niger deltas avengers r nw Yorubas abi...I 4 knock ur indonasian head very hard if 4 say I see u.

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