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Family / Re: I Love My Wife & My Kid, But I Want To Leave The Marriage. Help! by funnyfun: 7:55am On Feb 26, 2022
KufreDavid:
If you really need help desperately, call this number 0802 352 8010. Mind you, it's not something diabolic; rather it's a pastor's number who God will use to help you. When you call him, just narrate your story to him. You don't have anything to lose by calling him

OP, beware of things done in secret! Remember, you can't overcome Satan with satanic practices. I've not actually said this is satanic. I'm only warning you to be careful not to get involved in anything that is devilish so that you don't compound your issues. Be more spiritual and sensitive at this period. You will overcome.
Family / Re: I Love My Wife & My Kid, But I Want To Leave The Marriage. Help! by funnyfun: 7:44am On Feb 26, 2022
Bro. I quite understand you. But sincerely, you don't have to divorce her since she's in the know about what's happening and she's not in any way arguing or being stubborn. Besides, you still love her and your baby, like you said. You must see this as a battle your family is facing and see yourself as the head of soldiers in your camp. As children of God, there's no battle that can overcome us as long as we don't give up because God is with us. So, you don't have to give up what you like (your family) for the devil. If you give up and leave her, do you know what you will encounter in your next marriage? Since, she is cooperating with you, you should both fight this battle till you have victory. Nothing good comes easy and the devil always looks for every opportunity to scatter anything that is good. Go to genuine men of God for serious deliverance. Fast and pray often. And above all, be united in the spirit. You will definitely overcome the trials. All the best my brother.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Unveils ICU Centre At RCCG Headquarters In Ogun by funnyfun: 4:38pm On Sep 01, 2019
Edmanpumpin:


Redemption Camp is not RCCG Headquarters Mr. Blogger.

Her HQ is at Ebutte Metta Lagos.

Yes it is. It's the international headquarter while Ebute Metta is the national hqtr.
Religion / Re: Adeboye Unveils ICU Centre At RCCG Headquarters In Ogun by funnyfun: 4:30pm On Sep 01, 2019
madenigga:
Adeboye has churches all over the country, majority of his churches are in the SS/SE, but all the money he gets from this regions in tithes and offerings he uses it to develop only the SW, most of his pastors are majorly from the SW i dont want to be a tribalist but i am of the notion that its high time Adeboye and redeem give back to us over here.

'Us'? Who are the 'us'?
Romance / Re: Lady Rushed To Hospital Because Her Boyfriend Got Married To Another Lady|| Pict by funnyfun: 6:41am On Aug 27, 2018
Seunnzy:
Being heartbroken can make u watch TV for 4 hours without volume..u already have the sound in ur head

Lolz
Crime / Re: Missing 4-Year-Old Elo Ogidi Found! (Photos) by funnyfun: 7:13am On Aug 25, 2018
maxxy:


If you know what faith can do...



My dear you can say that again. Some don't know that this God, the ALMIGHTY, is indeed, awesome. You just keep serving Him and He'll keep proving Himself powerful in your life. Halleluyah for JESUS reigns!
Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by funnyfun: 6:51am On Aug 25, 2018
Souloho19! See whether they like it or not, you have the kudos. E ku ise opolo. More grease to your elbow.

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Literature / Re: The Hole In The Wall by funnyfun: 10:03am On Aug 04, 2018
Congratulations Souloho19. I know this is just the beginning of victories for you. Hardwork + good character, which you have already will take you there. All the best, my dear.

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Literature / Re: Souloho19 Wins July 5k Award by funnyfun: 7:26am On Aug 03, 2018
Whao! This is an award well-deserved I must say. Souloho19 is really good at this thing called story writing. And I must say he is a very humble person. Anyway my advice to you is to keep it going in this manner and you'll be surprised at where God will take you. For He abases the proud and promotes the humble. For me, you don't have any limit, not even the sky. Congrats, dear.

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Literature / Re: United In Betrayal by funnyfun: 9:24pm On Aug 25, 2017
I'm sick guys. But I'll update later in the evening. Tanx for keeping d thread alive.[/quote]
Sorry and take care. Xpcting update soonest.
Literature / Re: United In Betrayal by funnyfun: 9:21pm On Aug 25, 2017
I'm sick guys. But I'll update later in the evening.

Pele PamelB. Get well soon.
Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by funnyfun: 7:59pm On Aug 25, 2017
Osi stumbled into the market square running like a mad man...he felt eyes on him from every direction but he felt a certain kind of eye on him. He turned round as he looked at the faces. Everyone was busy with their respective business.
"Heey...did you see anyone run out of this bush?" He asked a young boy shining shoes.
"Yes"
Ahaaa! Finally!
"Who was it...who did you see?"
The boy pointed at him and burst out laughing "you"

see, souloho19, if I don't have hypertension after reading this, then I will never have it. Haba kilode! U wan kill person? Anyway, well done for a good job. God bless the work of your hand greatly.

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Literature / Re: The Devil Wears Okrika by funnyfun: 4:46pm On Aug 22, 2017
For many days, I've searched this for you and your story. Finding you at last, I said prai.........se the Lord. Oya jare, I'm ready for the ride. Keep it coming. More data to your phone.
Tnx 4 the mention, by the way.

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Literature / Re: Delayed Diagnosis by funnyfun: 8:43am On Jun 21, 2017
souloho19, well done for this great job. You are one in a million. Keep it up.

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Family / Re: It Is Not Your Responsibility To Take Care Of Your Parents -Bisi Alimi by funnyfun: 11:16am On May 06, 2017
Fuckallmods:
Cristiano Ronaldo wishes he has a dad, cos now he has money but doesn't have a dad. You don't value what you have until you want to/lose them.
I WILL DO ANYTHING FOR MY MOTHER.let him know he'll be forgotten also by his children

He doesn't intend to have any child. He is a homosexual!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How Would You Answer This 'strange' Interview Question? by funnyfun: 9:16am On Apr 29, 2017
pappyG:
So yesterday I had a unique experience at the final stage of a job interview...
We were asked to pitch the company to the interviewers and assume they were foreign investors

I had enough time so I prepared quite ferociously for it and I aced it. In fact the interviewers couldn't help it, they had to clap...

Then they asked me this confusing simple question:

"You know quite a lot about our company, what don't yo
u Know" ?

I was strangely thrown off by this question, I just couldn't come up with any answer that made sense to even me at that moment....

So I just started the usual blabbing, it was quite terrible that the White Guy had to say. " U don de spoil am now o!" In pidgin lol...
I just hope they still consider me though cry

So what would have been the perfect answer to this question?


I can't know what I don't know until I'm employed.
Education / Re: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by funnyfun: 9:09am On Apr 29, 2017
kaziblake:
I think it's shorthand...I hate that stupid course

Shorthand? So tough. Though I had to come to terms with it later knowing that there was no other choice. Having to repeat a 5-unit course won't be funny at all. That helped me to graduate as the best student in my dept.
Education / Re: Hardest Course(s) You Did In School As An Undergraduate. by funnyfun: 9:01am On Apr 29, 2017
[]I think it's shorthand...I hate that stupid course[/quote]

Yes o, shorthand; though I later fell in love with it in my HND. What choice does one have anyway. Having to re-sit for a 5-unit course won't be funny at all. My change in perception towards the course then helped me later. I came out as the best student in my dept.
Literature / Re: A Man To Call Her Own by funnyfun: 8:49am On Apr 23, 2017
Aipete2:
If am linda,ehn? I will just angrily travel abroad mtchew mehn. Wait na, is henry okay?

where will you get money from?

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Literature / Re: Delayed Diagnosis by funnyfun: 11:20pm On Apr 17, 2017
Haba Souloho19, you want to kill somebody ni. This your story is just like Valium 50. Once I start reading it, no other work or sleep can take over until I read through. Do keep up the good work. may you reach greater height and be more pronounced than you are.

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Religion / Re: Am Lost. How Can I Build My Spiritual Life. (advice) by funnyfun: 7:31am On Apr 11, 2017
My bro., yield your spirit to the Spirit of God. He'll lead you back to God. Start your day with worship songs to God. Attend a Bible believing church regularly, both during the week and Sundays. You will gradually return to God. All the best.
Literature / Re: The Abandoned Child by funnyfun: 6:33pm On Sep 10, 2016
Great story. More grease.

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Religion / Re: RCCG Members Let's Meet Here - How Was The Service Today? by funnyfun: 7:14pm On Nov 17, 2013
Beautiful and interesting becausr of the family weekend.
Religion / Re: If You Are Left Behind On Rapture Day, Will You Accept 666 Mark Of The Beast? by funnyfun: 7:11pm On Nov 17, 2013
I reject it in Jesus name.
Education / Re: Was Your Name Ever Written Among The Noise Makers In Class? by funnyfun: 9:39am On Oct 11, 2013
[color=#000099][/color]More than enough time. But because they know that they would also get punished for it by me later, u know, may be i would waylay them on their way home, or I may refuse to teach them a particular work in class, they often cancelled my name from the list. Apart from that I was the favourite of most of my teachers, so they hardly flogged me. that also prevented my name from entering such a list sometimes
TV/Movies / Re: Your Favourite News Station And Broadcaster by funnyfun: 9:14pm On Sep 14, 2013
TVC news, Yori Folarin.
Health / Re: Guys, How Often Do You Change Your Boxer Shorts? by funnyfun: 1:58pm On Sep 13, 2013
Boxer shorts, just like pants, shd not b worn more than one 4 a day, though some people are dirty, women inclusive. Howeva, beta 2 do away wit dirty habits than 2 b running helter skelter when it might b 2 late.
Food / Re: Pepsi Or Coke: Which Do You Prefer? by funnyfun: 9:14pm On Sep 12, 2013
I really dont fancy any of them. Both are 2 sugary 4 my lin. I only ttake either wen there's no alterntive. I prefer water.

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Politics / Re: Police ‘withdraw Amaechi’s Escort’ by funnyfun: 1:08pm On Sep 06, 2013
God is d only sure security. With all d security in Aso rock, didn't Abacha die. Amaechi should not worry. As long as he is of God, he should be rest assured that angels are on guard! The enemies must keep off.

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Religion / Re: Oro Traditionalists Perform Pastor Ajanaku 's Burial Rites by funnyfun: 2:25am On Aug 24, 2013
dont b surprised and b prepared. d end is really near. remember, d bible says, '... looking unto JESUS...', not unto any pastor.
Nairaland / General / Re: Which Of The Pictures Best Illustrates Your Sleeping Style/Position? by funnyfun: 7:52pm On Aug 21, 2013
I use all except 8.
Religion / Re: Please How Do I Resist The Devil? by funnyfun: 4:04pm On Aug 11, 2013
U can resist d devil by reading, studying & meditating on d word of God (d Bible) and allowing d Holy Spirit 2 b ur guide and d director of ur life.

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