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HealthRe: Please Any Doctor In The House Help Me Explain by Funnyman: 12:16pm On Nov 19, 2018
Op please do as you are told by the doctor, don't let anyone tell you otherwise. You are hypertensive but it's not the end of life as long as you are followed up. Your XRAY results shows it. It didn't start recently, it is an accumulated thing. Africans are especially at risk for high bp and with our recent love for western style diet and lack of adequate healthy lifestyle due to our economic situations are the reasons we have many hypertensive people around.
FamilyRe: Nigerian Identical Twins Pregnant With Identical Twins Pose For Maternity Photos by Funnyman: 8:36am On Nov 19, 2018
engrobidigbo:
How did they know they are pregnant with "identical twins"? undecided

Abi scanning machines now snap in 7D? sad
AdeFisayomi:
Advancement in medical technology, in this country?
engrobidigbo:
How did they know they are pregnant with "identical twins"? undecided

Abi scanning machines now snap in 7D? sad
Don't be an ignorant a cheap ultrasound scan that goes for 2500 in government hospitals will reveal everything to the doctor.
CelebritiesRe: Paul Okoye Shades Lola Omotayo-Okoye: "May God Soften Your Wickedness" by Funnyman: 9:31pm On Nov 18, 2018
Immaculatesnow:
angry I have always said that women can ruin men in this world, but Paul abeg leave the bleaching woman, cool plus Mr Peter is still my best artist in Nigeria but his wife is fake and I suspect Paul's wife as well, fear whoree called wives undecided

I want to buy a verified Nigerian AdSense
Who is the bleaching woman? You mean to say you have never seen someone this light in complexion before? or you just forgot the part that has to do with Lola being half Russian? or you have never seen the rest of her family members before? please try another line.


As for Rude boy, he was my favorite of the two twins EVEN THOUGH I LOVE BOTH. I have not stopped following both or downloading their songs but I'm dissapointed in what he just did. He went low and he was really shortsighted everything is not going to end with them now the innocent kids will be caught in between, shame I spit on his fake dreadlocks.
CelebritiesRe: Is Davido Throwing Shades At Timaya? by Funnyman: 3:00am On Nov 16, 2018
delugajackson:
Davido is truly a man-child.
You guys have forgotten when Timaya shaded David by referring to his relationship with Chioma as childish.
EducationRe: Old Students Of Ransome Kuti Memorial Lagos Marks 30th Reunion In School Uniform by Funnyman: 6:17pm On Nov 13, 2018
grin
EducationRe: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by Funnyman:
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FamilyRe: How I Caught My Cheating Wife by Funnyman: 2:42pm On Jun 13, 2018
Reading ur life experience make me want to cry and now I understand better why they say marriage is a complex institution. I pray God help you out. It is well.
Foreign AffairsRe: U.S. Military Helicopter Crashes In Iraq On Thursday,  Killing 7 People On Board by Funnyman: 5:49pm On Jun 12, 2018
Greatzeus:
I thought it's only in third world countries that plane do crash undecided
You didn't understand what he meant, he was to travel to Tanzania in Africa and the only direct flight is provided by a third world country, so, he went through the stress of rerouting through Holland via American delta airline and finally to Tanzania via Dutch KLM airline. Both are airlines are owned by first world countries instead of taking a rwandaair or Kenya airways or Ethiopian airline directly to Tanzania and even save time. He is shading our indigenous African airlines.
TravelRe: I don't think Nigeria will ever get better. So leave if you can! by Funnyman: 5:56pm On Jun 09, 2018
travelland:
And you sheepishly believe what one foreigner says about you, even taking it seriously? It's ok, I still enjoy being a Nigerian sha, the man has gone to his homeland follow him there and he will turn you to his slave, working to add to tax which will be used for the benefit of his fellow citizens

It's very good to travel, travel as often as you can
madam the writer is a Nigerian who migrated due to frustration to Australia. You should learn to read and comprehend before you respond.
EducationRe: Agbami scholars. Discussion thread. by Funnyman:
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TravelRe: Survived Another Crash Today. God Is Merciful. by Funnyman: 9:20am On Jun 03, 2018
may God be with you, our prayers are with you sir.
CaptJeffry:
I already am, dear. Thanks for checking on me. It isn't my first, second, or even third though this one nearly got me.

NB: By using the word finesse, I guess he meant skill.
may God be with you, our prayers are with you sir.
CelebritiesRe: Meet Madam Ladi Kwali, The Woman On The Back Of N20 Note by Funnyman: 2:46pm On May 09, 2018
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Funnyman: 4:29pm On May 04, 2018
Teaser4:
I'll advice you to stop...gambling can be addictive, and also suicidal if persin keep losing ... I don shop small this season...bet9ja bought me iPhone 8plus new... but I don suffer from "one-game-cutz" too much lately... 10 consecutive games... look for a market first and try your luck... don't bite more than you can chew... meaning bet responsible..... #_myonekobo
Teaser4 my guy, I know you. I have PM u. Please remember reply.
BusinessRe: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by Funnyman: 4:08pm On May 04, 2018
Can someone put me through, I want to start betting and I don't know which site is the best and how to start, thanks.
RomanceRe: TRENDING PHOTO: Lady Whose Pant Was Removed By ”pastor” In Church Finally React by Funnyman: 6:04pm On May 02, 2018
LALASTICLALA , you need to put this back on front page. At least, the fake news was aired on front page last Sunday.
EducationRe: Sex For Marks: Varsity Suspends Lecturer, Places Him On Half-salary (pics) by Funnyman: 7:53pm On Apr 18, 2018
Good for him
EducationRe: Sex For Marks: Varsity Suspends Lecturer, Places Him On Half-salary (pics) by Funnyman: 7:52pm On Apr 18, 2018
Ialasticlala
HealthRe: Reason Why Private Hospitals Are Termed Wicked, A Case Of An OAU Lecturer(pics) by Funnyman: 9:28am On Apr 12, 2018
Pls remove his name. He should pay at least, ppl should stop abusing trust for d sake of others.
FamilyRe: Marital War: You Are My Girlfriend, Not Wife – Husband (Photos) by Funnyman: 1:36pm On Apr 07, 2018
delugajackson:
shocked


There are many conditions that must exist before oneness. Marriage must be devoid of gangsterism and acrimony.

The man has a lot to lose if he continues in his folly. No sane woman will let you go free after all you've put her through. Surely, Karma has a choice location.
MrBrownJay1:
see all the above deluded replies. kai!!!

let that useless woman blame herself for willfully staying with that demon. the man beats you and cheats on you and she still wanted to be with him?!?! whatever happened is a direct consequence of her foolishness. this demon of a husband has been acting like a demon since day one, and this deluded wifey was perfectly ok with it....why blame the damn DEMON?!?!? let us all put the blame on the deluded woman who married that demon and decided to stay married at ALL COST with this demon!

the day abused married women wake up and use their damn brain, is the day this nonsense will stop.
blessingsonflee:
It's a 2 way thing : either the juju wen u do for am don expire or them don give am fresh vegetable chop that's why he is misbehaving cool
Charly68:
What goes on between husband & wife only God knows the full details and only him can judge ..never hear one side of a story and begin to pass comments ,the man isn't a fool to have thrown out his legal wife out just like that...there is more to what we have read here..
Tochyodiks:
This is why I never want to marry grin marriage is so full of complications, if the problem does not come from here it will come from the other side, just like patching up one thing and finding another fault, single for life mhen.. I no want headache, but wait why do people marry when they know one pvssy /dick can't satisfy them ever,, besides being single has alot of advantages pass marriage.. At least you can manage yourself financially if not for anything
baby124:
Look at the ugly man with his beautiful wife. What a shame. It’s obvious all is not well with this man upstairs. Madam doctor the adviser will meet her own in the front. They will both find out that the grass is not green on the other side. This woman should thank her God for taking her out of this mess of a marriage. It can only be God. Let the two demons kill themselves while you move on with your life.
Tochyodiks:
This is why I never want to marry grin marriage is so full of complications, if the problem does not come from here it will come from the other side, just like patching up one thing and finding another fault, single for life mhen.. I no want headache, but wait why do people marry when they know one pvssy /dick can't satisfy them ever,, besides being single has alot of advantages pass marriage.. At least you can manage yourself financially if not for anything
I DONT THINK YOU PEOPLE READ THE ARTICLE, IF YOU DO WHAT YOU PEOPLE DO NOT REALISE IS THE WOMAN WAS BARREN FOR SIX YEARS OF THEIR MARRIAGE AND THE MAN IS NOW FRUSTRATED. HE SAID SHE HAD NO CHILD FOR HIM IN HIS DEFENCE. TRUST ME ONLY A FEW MAN CAN WITHSTAND IT. BECAUSE FOR ALL A MAN CARES THE WOMAN IS ALWAYS AT FAULT. EVEN IF MEDICAL OPINIONS SAY OTHERWISE, I AM NOT JUSTIFYING HIS ACTION BUT IT TAKES BRAVENESS TO CONTINUE SUCH UNION. HENCE, HE WANTED TO LEAVE HER GENTLY AND HE BECAME VIOLENT WHEN THE WOMAN WAS PROTESTING. THE NEWS DIDNT SAY WHETHER HE IS EVEN THE FATHER OF THE TWO KIDS OF THE MEDICAL DOCTOR.
TravelRe: My Bitter Experience Travelling To Nigeria With My White Husband by Funnyman: 1:46pm On Mar 21, 2018
This is sad and disgracing
Christianity EtcRe: Why You Will Ever Remain A Sinner! by Funnyman: 11:37am On Mar 18, 2018
This is deep.
Lalasticlala what do you have to say about this.
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 2:38pm On Mar 07, 2018
Speaking on literacy rate. People who can read and write does not translate to people who are educated. Nigerians are more educated than South Africans. Hardly, will a Nigerian settle for high school without furthering education to University level. Our challenge in figures come from Northern Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 2:35pm On Mar 07, 2018
Lionessza:
Dude , you can't post random stories I can't even verify are from South Africa. Show me my request below and stop picking up random stories .


Show me the following to prove your " superiority" grin;

1. The percentage of both country's people with access to 24hrs of electricity.
2. The percentage of of people with access to water and sanitation in both countries .
3. The literacy rate of both countries.
4. The minimum wage of both countries.
5. The access to free good health care in both countries
6. Access to better transportation systems in both countries.
7. Who is more likely to walk on a dirt road? grin.

Please don't rant about Dangote , Sonyika and them.

Good luck and please no excuses grin.
Everything you put up there SA is not any better than Nigeria besides the ELECTRICITY.

If Nigeria were to be the popation of South Africa, the electricity generated will be more than enough. SA is around 60 million while Nigeria is over 180 million people
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman:
Lionessza:
LOL, I said answer my post , stop running around like a headless chicken. You said " THE AVERAGE NIGERIAN IS BETTER THAN THE AVERAGE SOUTH AFRICAN " Remember the thread is not about lifestyle diseases, it's about DEVELOPMENT , lol.
You claim to have water and good sanitation but your people still drink water like this

Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 1:55pm On Mar 07, 2018
shervydman:
Na wa o..... what does people gain by comparing 'shithole' countries??
The point is not to praise Nigeria over South Africa but to let my fellow countrymen who have not being to South Africa know their blacks arent any better than Nigerians.

Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 1:42pm On Mar 07, 2018
Lionessza:
LMFAO, you sound like you are going to burst into tears any moment from now. You are posting HIV stats that are known by everyone to prove what ? Lol. I don't give a damn about your heritage . You posted earlier that the life if the average Nigeria is better than that of a South African. What i say ? NO EXCUSES !


Show me the following to prove your " superiority" grin;

1. The percentage of both country's people with access to 24hrs of electricity.
2. The percentage of of people with access to water and sanitation in both countries .
3. The literacy rate of both countries.
4. The minimum wage of both countries.
5. The access to free good health care in both countries
6. Access to better transportation systems in both countries.
7. Who is more likely to walk on a dirt road? grin.

Please don't rant about Dangote , Sonyika and them.

Good luck and please no excuses grin.
I am a busy man, I dont have time to type but my pictures will tell people situation on ground in SA. If I post my last experience in SA, some people might think I am being biased but I will let facts from different SA websites be the judge.

Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman:
Lionessza:
LMFAO, I still think you are a comedian. Lol @ you are better . Sweety go look up your hdi and look at ours.

Your emotional rants aren't facts , they are just a display of your envy and frustration. Go read up on what Human development index is and stop embarrassing your nation. You guys are already known as country with more people living in abject poverty than any country in the world , you took over from Indians. Even the Mozambiqueans you are taking a jab at , aren't even close to you. 90 % of your country people drink water laced with shyt in 2018 , ? And you are saying what ? grin.


Show me the following to prove your " superiority" grin;

1. The percentage of both country's people with access to 24hrs of electricity.
2. The percentage of of people with access to water and sanitation in both countries .
3. The literacy rate of both countries.
4. The minimum wage of both countries.
5. The access to free good health care in both countries
6. Access to better transportation systems in both countries.
7. Who is more likely to walk on a dirt road? grin.

Please don't rant about Dangote , Sonyika and them.

Good luck and please no excuses grin.
I am very objective and we never argue blindly. NIGERIA IS A DEVELOPING COUNTRY WITH ITS OWN PROBLEM I AGREE *BUT BLACK SOUTH AFRICANS ARE NEVER BETTER THAN NIGERIANS. I WILL PICK MY NIGERIAN HERITACGE OVER AND OVER YOU LOTS*

Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 1:19pm On Mar 07, 2018
Jkay187:
Pic from the better people who are getting married in food grocer delivered to them by inferior South Africans
The picture you posted means nothing to me. Shoprite is not the only grocery chain store we have in Nigeria. And it is even our generosity to allow you operate freely in Nigeria.
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 1:18pm On Mar 07, 2018
Jayceon:
Nigerians are looked down on everywhere they go.I don't if there is anyone who would admire such people
You are very funny at the way you come at a conclusion. Nigerians are not the one being looked down on but blacks. It doesnt matter what passport you are holding, as long as you are a black outside Africa expect such stereotypes.
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 7:15am On Mar 07, 2018
Lionessza:
LMFAO, I almost quoted you with hard facts before taking a second look at your monicker. You got good jokes though, I must say grin.
Please dont dodge away from the discussion, my moniker has nothing to do with my post, this is not joke section. Show me your hard facts and I will take it from there. Nigerians are not Mozambicans, WE ARE BETTER THAN BLACK SOUTH AFRICANS. You people enjoy deceiving Nigerians who have never been to South Africa before.

You are the majority but yet live like the minority in your own country.
Foreign AffairsRe: Which country on the African continent is most developed ? by Funnyman: 1:21am On Mar 07, 2018
zikkmann:
Morocco is the most developed country in Africa. South Africa is not the most developed. It only has the most cities with high-rise buildings and bubbling economic city in Africa. High rise buildings is not what makes a country "developed". There is a difference between the two. Secondly, I don't think you should include military might as development.
South Africa just pride itself with Johannesburg and Cape Town. All the South African cities have slums (ghettos) that are worse than Ajegunle, Lagos.
Development is measured by the standard of living of the populace in a particular place. As well as literacy rate, infrastructure etc. South Africans envy Nigeria a lot, because 80% of the older generation of South Africans are illiterate.
Anyone who has been to South Africa, and is honest, will tell you that it's not different from Nigeria. Mind you, the cities were developed during the apartheid regime. And Johannesburg is becoming as rugged as Lagos, Nigeria.
Below are photos of Johannesburg slums.
People posting pictures will never post pictures of their own cities in South Africa. They will rather post pictures of "white cities" built during apartheid that we (Nigerians) helped delivered them from. Most of them live in SOWETO, SOSHANGUVE, UMLAZI, KWA-MASHU, IMANDA, MBOMBELA(NELSPRUIT) AND SO ON INCLUDING SHANTY TOWNS OF JOBURG,CAPETOWN AND OTHER WHITE CITIES.
.A country is only develop when 90% of its population have basic ammenities and live in humane conditions. An average Nigerian is better than the average South African.

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