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TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Funnyman: 9:53pm On Apr 11, 2022
Faithmoves:
University of San francisco...
please what course? I also applied there, waiting for their decision
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Funnyman: 6:35am On Apr 10, 2022
Please which state is good for renewal of a lost passport, its urgent.
TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Funnyman: 6:29am On Apr 10, 2022
larrypha:
True, after wasting money in Lagos. I couldn’t risk diy again. Captured Tuesday is Osogbo, got my passport today. 4 days!

If time is no problem, diy is better
please how much is DIY in Osogbo?
PoliticsRe: Amaechi: Kano To Host Nigeria’s Biggest Rail Station by Funnyman: 11:33am On Feb 22, 2022
Mooh247:
According to statistics Lagos Ibadan is the busiest express way in Nigeria, second to Kano - Kaduna - Abuja

Economic feasibility of the rails were conducted by the Chinese before approving loans to fund the project and they started with the best and economical

Connecting Lagos-Abeokuta- ibadan- Ilorin- Abuja Kaduna- Kano all the way to Niger Republic means Lagos seaport (Apapa Warf, tincan island , Ibeju Lekki deep sea port and Proposed Badagry port would Service the entire Northern Nigeria, Chad and Niger Republic making billions in revenue annually


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its either you say Kano - Kaduna or Kaduna- Abuja. You cant lump three major towns together. However, you are actually wrong with your statistics. The busiest road in Nigeria will be contested between Lagos-Ibadan expressway and Abuja - Lokoja expressway.
BusinessWho Has Used Nipost Or Ems To Send Documents Abroad Before? by Funnyman(op): 2:28am On Jan 28, 2022
Please as the title suggests, your experience is needed. How long does it take? Will my documents get to destination? Any tips? How do I go about it? Thanks
Foreign AffairsRe: Why Does US President Travel With So Many Soldiers and cars To other Countries? by Funnyman: 1:11am On Jan 28, 2022
BuddhaPalm:
President Xi is even more powerful.

He has unfettered powers and the economic might to back up his actions.

The US president on the other hand can barely get anything done. If a federal judge doesn't strike down his order, Congress or the Supreme court does.

And if that's not enough he can be voted out in 4 years.
There is a difference between office of the president of the United States and the president of the United States. Think about it
EducationRe: NYSC 2021 : 10 Top Paying States In Nigeria by Funnyman: 7:14pm On Oct 12, 2021
How can any SANE Nigerian say Niger state is the safest in the entire north?

OP what did you smoke?

Have you forgotten Kwara is also part of the north?
Or u forgot Jigawa is also part of the north?
You should never use Niger state and safe in the same sentence. The same Niger where Boko haram has captured several communities and host their flags and you used safest. Your blog should not be trusted and this ur yeye list is definitely not what anyone should based his/her plans on because its obvious you didn't do enough research.
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Funnyman: 9:35pm On Aug 21, 2021
Lovethchisom:
You will submit it by yourself via the email address. Get the recommendation letter with letter head of the organization
thank you.
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Funnyman: 3:10pm On Aug 17, 2021
Please for those that have applied to the University of Arkansas, little Rock, did u submit the letters of recommendation to the email provided by urself or ur referees submitted the letter directly to the provided email? Here is the mail I got.

CelebritiesRe: 2Baba And Blackface Reunite At Sound Sutan's Night Of Tribute (Photos, Video) by Funnyman: 9:25pm On Jul 25, 2021
Offpoint1:
Lol, person wey go still call 2 face out before the end of next yeargrin

By the ways, plantashunz Boyz, stylePluz remains my greatest Nigeria musical duos of all time.

Say you believe me
Ocean of passion
Olufumi

These tracks are golden.
bros when you have more than two people you dont call them musical duos, we say musical group e.g infinity, west life, plantashun boiz, style plus but when they are just two, you can say musical duo e.g p square, bracket, kc presh, danfo drivers etc
EducationRe: Thread For PHD Students by Funnyman:
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TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 16 by Funnyman:
Good evening guys, I am in a dire situation and I need inputs...I intend to apply for fall 2021, so I applied for my transcript sometimes in late nov 2020 through a guy who claimed he works in transcript office....I paid him and believed he would deliver but as of now he is yet to facilitate the transcript. So now I'm hoping it will be ready for spring 2022....He has been given one excuse or the other despite promising to deliver within 2 weeks before we started.

Now my question is should I just terminate the process with him and start afresh even though it's not likely
I will recover my full money from him? Or do you guys think I should give him more time?

I'm just worried it wont delay my spring 2022 plan now....I don't even know if he will ever get it done....the institution is a federal university in the south, thanks.
RomanceRe: Pls I Need Advice!!!! Should I Continue With This Girl Or She Is Not Worth It??? by Funnyman: 12:53am On Mar 21, 2021
I know u lied about her age, she is definitely not up to 18...she is in SS3 so she is around 15 - 17 years...You said she is smart, how can she be smart and be 20 in Ss3...even village girls dont finish secondary school at 20.....You are just looking for a way to escape being tag the paedophile that u are.....its even disgusting u are having premarital sex and on top of that it is with a teenager (as u repeatedly said so in ur write up- evidence), to make it worse, the teenage girl is even still in secondary school...honestly you are mad...it will never be well with you....FOOL...you are not only a simp but a compound simp...so u are getting worked up because a girl chose to be a lesbian, even if she is ur age mate, should what a girl does with her body bothers youhuh
RomanceWhat Is The Name Of This Guy? Pictures Attached by Funnyman(op): 6:28am On Jun 14, 2020
I see this guy on NL, seems he is rich. I just want to know his name.

Health103 Year Old Woman Celebrates Covid19 Recovery With A Beer by Funnyman(op): 5:06am On May 31, 2020
Jennie Stejna, a 103-year-old woman from Massachusetts, has celebrated her recovery from COVID-19, the disease caused by coronavirus, with an ice cold beer.

According to TMZ, Adam Gunn, Stejna’s grandson-in-law, revealed that the centenarian was diagnosed with the novel disease three weeks ago after which she took ill.

The development, Gunn explained, left members of her family unsettled with fears over her chances of surviving the virus.

He added that Stejna was the first to test positive for the disease in her Wilbraham nursing home, which led to her being isolated from others in a separate facility.

He said due to her worsening condition, Stejna’s family members were called to give her what could be their final goodbye words.

The grandson-in-law also recalled once asking Stejna if she was ready to go to heaven and that she replied “hell, yes!”

But on May 13, Gunn got good news that Stejna had recovered from the virus. To celebrate her recovery, Stejna’s nursing home staff at the Life Care Center in Wilbraham had gifted her an ice-cold beer.

In the less-than one minute video of her shared online, the grandmother, who was helped by staff of the center, can be seen tipping the bottle of the Bud Light before gulping part of the drink.

The excited woman was heard saying “cold,” after sipping the beer for the first time.

Stejna, a die-hard fan of Boston Red Sox, an American professional baseball team, lost her husband in 1992 at the age of 82.


https://lifestyle.thecable.ng/extra-103-year-old-woman-celebrates-covid-19-recovery-with-beer/

TravelRe: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Funnyman: 7:54am On May 25, 2020
Hello everyone, pls I want to know if the DIY applies to other immigration offices outside Lagos and Abuja.

Also, can I use National ID card in lieu of NIN slip

I want to apply for a fresh passport online in Akure, what else do I need to know? Thanks
TravelRe: Coronavirus: Apply For Work Visas - USA Begs Medical Professionals Everywhere by Funnyman: 4:52pm On Mar 27, 2020
Alexaonfleek:
cheesy Now I see. Which school re u
hello, please reply my message
Foreign AffairsRe: President Rouhani Assures Soleimani’s Daughter Of Revenge (Photo) by Funnyman: 7:34am On Jan 14, 2020
leofab:
you are a terrorist... freedom fighting is termed terrorist by the oppressors.. go and ask the apatheid government of South Africa or the Biafran sections of the Nigerian civil war
my daughter you got that wrong, the group in the examples you quoted are called REBELS and not TERRORISTS, there's a difference
NYSCRe: 2019 Batch C Stream II Call-up Letter update by Funnyman: 12:52pm On Nov 27, 2019
Contact me for your medical fitness certificate and medical report for relocation

call 07012956424
NYSCRe: Adamawa Batch C Stream 2 2019 by Funnyman: 12:46pm On Nov 27, 2019
Contact me for your medical fitness certificate and medical report for relocation

call 07012956424
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Funnyman: 2:35pm On Nov 25, 2019
Please for the outbounding mails, is it okay if I use my personal email or I need to create a custom email?
CelebritiesRe: Rare Throwback Photo Of Davido In 2012 by Funnyman: 2:39pm On Nov 21, 2019
FortifiedCity:
Davido is 35 years old
simple250:
Davido gave birth to his 1st child at the age of 18 ba :lies
FortifiedCity:
Davido is 35 years old
he is actually 27, don't forget he was born in the United States. So his dob is on record. It is those our other yeyebrities born in Nigeria can lie about age and get away with it since we don't have a data processing system.
BusinessRe: What To Do To Make Money Online? by Funnyman: 12:50pm On Nov 19, 2019
Guys I want to start, please I need guidance... Anybody to put me through via WhatsApp or mails.... I have read up the thread but I still have some questions, thanks.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Funnyman: 4:33pm On Nov 16, 2019
Please who knows about internship update at uduth Sokoto?
HealthRe: HIV Prevalence Rate In States In Nigeria 2019 By NACA by Funnyman: 6:21pm On Nov 15, 2019
Bari22:
Igbo Amaka grin
Igbo Amaka grin

Christians Amaka grin

Thank God I'm Muslim, Thank God I'm a northerner.

To the people that are always waiting for something bad to happen in the north so that they will come to nairaland and spit out their hate speech, I say deal with it
which state are you from?
FamilyRe: Can I Give My Daughter 'ALUKO' As A Name? by Funnyman: 7:01pm On Nov 08, 2019
nlPoster:
I dont know if you're Yoruba but ile lan nwo ka to somoloruko, which is to say traditionally you give your child a name based on your background or family environment.


If you're not in tune with your roots then you could give a child any name, but as someone guessed, are you planning for your daughter to identify as a different gender?
hello, I noticed ur nairaland username was abbreviated, I really don't know it's possible to edit username, can you help me out with the steps as I get unnecessary mentions regularly because of my username.
EducationRe: The medical students and aspirants thread by Funnyman: 10:29am On Oct 19, 2019
Please is there any student in UCH here?
TravelRe: General USA Student Visa Enquiries-part 15 by Funnyman: 3:40am On Aug 14, 2019
Please I have a question, if I message a Prof about a program I'm interested in and he said there's no fund at the moment so he isn't taking students, do I still have to reply him with thanks or it is not necessary? Thanks for the response everyone.
PoliticsRe: Dino Melaye Storms Olamaboro And Omala LGA In Kogi (Video) by Funnyman: 8:08pm On Aug 10, 2019
Nastybrave2016:
funnyman
how can I be of help to you?

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