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Eyekandi:
Ha ncha dicha mma, imeena.

achoro mu afa facebook gi? Ka anyi kpaa nkata ofuma na facebook.. Kedu afa facebook gi? Chooo funnynation-042 or jon sung or funnynation

Eyekandi:
I'm doing good, you? Happy new year too.

Udo di... Kedu maka umu nnegi na umu na gi? How is work?

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awesomesossy:
Kai...to born de hungry me ooo
They are so adorable...

Am available just incase...
Am also a comedian

funnyme:
He's teaching this baby bad habit abi, see as the hair even be sef. Mtchewwwww.

come bae... Na frm my name u take draft ur name abi?

Eyekandi:
An "uwa mmebi" situation

how are u doing and happy new yr?

emmijes3:
hehe tanx.

Marriage on point

BISIXCLUSIVE:
Am not a wedding ceremony frick, my home,and how to be a good mother to my unborn charming kids and a good wife to the most handsome man on earth is my priority. Bleep the 12hrs elaborate wedding that ends with brkup or divorce (Anyone) I Dnt care.

I swear ur thinking is very pure like ur beauty.. Most of our girls don't always think like dat

mynduu44:
As a man I will budget the FF:

*Yoruba gal : 300k(as d galz parent will contribute)
*Hausaa gal: 150k(Zobo nd Masa party)
*Bini gal: they will just pack in once u impregnate them.
*Fulani gal: as long as u can escort a cow from from Zaria to Lagos, u re good to go.
*Igbo gal: divided into two group namely Imo nd Others
*Others: Budget 500k-800k naira
*imo galz: u will change their Zinc roof to Corrugated roof, then the village will fine you for marrying their daughter, so all in all budget 3.5 million..

Hahahaha guy u bad.... You get some point though

Eyekandi:
are you serious
Odi egwu, 700k for list alone? State? Local government fa?
Don't okada riders marry into that state or LGA? TOOOOOOO MUCH, too much .... O well, to each his own

Nwanne mu nwayi.. Help me ask them.. Subjecting marriage like ritual...

Both wedding and marriage 100-200k in my place Ibo land.. Unless you want to raise ur shoulder

emmijes3:
. Mind blowing ke,...shey dem go follow us dey settle debt...Bleep d ceremony...my wedding won't be over the top..just family friends,nd relatives....I don't mind just goint to da registry.get da wedding cert nd home..mumsi keeps saying ""god forbid" though

You get sense abeg... You sense speaks better.. I love you

cutestcee:
Really?! And some people still see nothing wrong with it? Our youths have been brainwashed completely.
Chibok girls matter is a very public issue and should be aired.
Where is Channels TV that turned Madam Jonathan's effort to a joke? Hope this one is better, not knowing what transpired at all?

Maybe he want to use Hausa to communicate or he want to pay them off bcs of the scam role they play during the previous govt

Notice me wack story... Rubbbishhh. I no even see d part wey say the guy screw her.. What an ngojobogos? If rilly d guy just left d girl like dis.. I swear d guy na otondo.. He for chop free kitten.. D girl wey begin dey kiss on first date

op please verify if the girl is related with lia muhammed.. Anyway if u want to chop nd clean mouth accept her back but if na for life partner.. Learn from usain bolt skills..
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Elchappo:
At this age of urs, u believed this heavy Lie that crane would see nd knock engine..

Nwanne hapu Otu ka Otu hapu gi..

uche gi dina ife ana-aru...

I will be there...

osesology:
Apc lost because of too many household enemies.
Congrats to mr Dick

Did you just say "DICK"

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luv ke?

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wey d list nah?

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street ti take over

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packaging

intro

I know GMB will not support the motion which says ''make them ban hijab''.. Anyway no need to ban the hijab since they defeated Boko boys.. Technically...
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Akpor and his best friend Eazy
sat in
the examroom to write their
final year
exam. Eazy had studied verywell
for the paper while Akpors had not.
This is what went on between
them in
the exam room. INVIGILATOR: 10
mins to Stop work.
AKPORS: Eazy are you done with the
theory.
EAZY: yes but am now doing the
objectives.
AKPORS: ok then pass the
theory to me for me to copy
cos i have not done anything.
Eazy: is that so? Ok take it and
copy cos time is not on our side.
AKPORS: tnx
INVIGILATOR: get ready to stop
work...... EAZY: hey Akpors give me my
paper.
AKPORS: oh Eazy i couldnt do it
oo...it
was too many, so i cancelled ur
name and wrote my name there...
EAZY: what!!! INVIGILATOR: Stop
work!!!
IS Akpors smart or Wicked?? Good morning
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FunnyNation comedian coming soon..
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