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israel007: Same day.


After we did our company registration, I went to the bank GTBank to open an account. Their corporate account opening requirement isn't as stringent and unnecessary like the other bank. When we got there, they requested for a TIN which we didn't have so we had to go the FIRS to go apply. On getting there, they asked where our registered office is and upon telling them it was in lekki, we were directed to their island office. When we got there, see wahala. They were asking for things even CAC didn't ask us. And one week later we were still on it. I went to the bank and I was referred to their contact person who charged us 1k. We paid at about 10 am and by 2 pm of same day they were calling us to come collect our certificate.

israel007: You go soon learn.

Withholding Tax 5%

VAT 5%

Income Tax 30%

Ajibanban: Xianity is a sick, twisted, perverted, odious religion that keeps people from true spirituality and humanity's real God, Satan. That's enough right there, but the problem is much, much more than that. You are walking down the street, minding your own business, some pasty looking creature, that has a mask like artificial smile affixed to his/her face, so plastic, robotic and alien like, accosts you with this Jesus garbage. The smiling mask immediately drops, turning to hatred and rage when you state that you are happy in your choice with Satan and you would rather be dead than switch.

You are in the privacy of your own home. Most neighbors, friends, and relatives are considerate enough to call before coming over. You could be in the shower, eating your dinner, watching something of interest on TV, having sex, whatever. You work, pay your rent/house costs and/or taxes, etc. This is YOUR home. You are minding your own business, not bothering a soul; maybe you are even feeling very happy. All of a sudden, regardless of all the blatantly visible "No Soliciting" signs, the "Do not Disturb" signs, or anything else posted to deter unwanted visitors, there is an urgent knock at the door, or the doorbell is ringing like there is a serious emergency, interrupting you, disturbing you without any respect for your privacy or any consideration as to what else you may be tending to or engaged in, in your own place of residence, whatsoever. Door to door, peddling the Nazarene.

You are sleeping, resting, AGAIN, minding your own business. Maybe you are even expecting an important phone call. The phone is ringing and ringing. It's not a friend, relative or neighbor, it's one of those foul xians, telemarketing the nazarene. They will relentlessly keep calling and calling until they get a hold of you. You tell them NO. A couple of months later or even less, they are back like fleas on a dog, only they are much worse than any animal parasite.

You open your mailbox, more of their garbage. Jesus coupons for redemption, always begging for donations to further the relentless nuisance and add to the multi- trillion-dollar industry of wealth they already possess and use to work towards depriving you of your freedom and constitutional rights.
You snap on your radio or television, here we go again, some craddle-robber capable of literally ANYTHING when perpetrating crimes against humanity, AGAIN is soliciting for more donations as their greed knows no bounds.

You want to read your newspaper, you find pages and pages of full page ads, promoting and marketing the nazarene and the opulent, financially exorbitant institutions where they relieve congregations of their money and their souls.

The absolute WORST of this is what they do to our children. They stalk them and prey upon them, corrupting their innocence and instilling hang-ups and psychological problems where there were none before. They use all kinds of scare tactics to frighten them with their lies. They work to turn them against their non-xian parents and destroy their lives, coercing them towards living for their death and throwing their lives away.

The schools are full of them. Freedom fighters and the government are constantly battling the xian church that is forever a continuous threat to the lives and liberties of others.

Once children are ensnared, they are abused, Molested, molested and psychologically destroyed, and in some cases, even mutilated and murdered. In the least, they will never live up to or acknowledge their full potential.

Xians are forever trying to wrest control of the legal system, perverting it, like they do everything else, using it as another instrument to deny ALL of us our freedom, to enslave everyone, destroy lives and ruin what others have sacrificed everything for.

When they seize control, through whatever means, legal, illegal; however, makes no difference to them, they work diligently to maim, torture, murder and destroy anyone who is even suspected of disagreeing with their sick doctrines. Their reign was during the "Dark Ages" To find out if something is good or evil, all one has to do is give it power. Here, the xian religion speaks for itself!

They continuously PUSH themselves where they are not wanted. They are compulsive and obsessive. They are not a joke and will not just go away or mind their own business. They would gladly resume their murderous ways if only given the opportunity.
Anything that has helped humanity- medicine, communication, literacy, modern conveniences, sciences that help us understand the world around us, anything that gives life more meaning or makes it pleasurable, they have worked overtime to slander and destroy. Yet, they make full use of everything they have contributed NOTHING to, working every step of they way to destroy. They make use of modern conveniences to spread their malignant virus around the world.
There IS NO room for tolerance here. This is total bleeping WAR! If each one of us does our part, we can bring this evil institution down. IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. They have used the terrorist attacks to their advantage, like all kinds of other ugly things. We need to start fighting back, LEGALLY. Don't let rage get you at a bad moment, use it constructively. You can't get away from them in prison. People rationalize, make excuses, focus on the small percentage of xians that are polite and mind their own business. This is what keeps them going. There are many who lack the education concerning world history, the INQUISITION, and the church's control of life and government in the dark/middle ages. These people know next to nothing of the truth. They believe what they are told and are too unmotivated or lazy to research for themselves. Knowledge is everything; this is why xians prey on the ignorant and illiterate.

chamotex: We are back!!!

After last season's contest, the highly rated FPL is just round the corner with a few weeks left for managers to fine tune their respective teams.

Congrats to the defending champions azpekuliar and U1 for winning the league and FA cup respectively.
Can they defend their titles? You decide
It's that time again to test your tactical nous against other managers in the league.

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The main league code is available on request, but you have to be an active player.

Please let us know your team and your position last season

The h2h code, is limited to 22 per each league.

If I didn't give you the code and find your team dia, i will 'comot' am

HOLU 77: Please any link to watch the match online??

Okija_juju: Shooo...

Whats your problem?! That I said a Sinner should not pray for somebody?!

Or should I quote from the bible where God says he will not answer the prayers of the ungodly?!

Okija_juju: But wait o!!

Will God answer Vectors Prayers?!

Remember that he is a rapper.. He even calls himself a viper, a snake.. God hates snakes. And Vector is Illuminatti (Lagos chapter). Then his album is titled 'Second Coming', as if to mock Jesus' second coming. SO he first Jesus to come a second time..



Abeg he should drex with his illuminatti prayers. If OJB wants quality prayers that God will answer, he should go to Prophet T.B Joshua..






Meanwhile, OJB I have you in my Prayers.. It is well with you.

pappilo: Truth is you never loved her. True love conquers all. You have left her to her fate and you will move on and source an AA chic to have children for you.

Pleasantme: I was really touched by ur post and all I can say is 'God knows best' she mite nt understand nw but I bet she wud b forever grateful 2u for d bold step in d nearest.future. N.B; next tym confirm and resolve genotype ishs b4 dstart of an affair so it doesnt seem like u r messing wit emotions....

yelanst: I just woke up this morning and stumbled across this life changing news.
Last year when the YouWIN program was launched, i learnt about it here in nairaland when one of they members posted the info. While a lot of posters like rhino , Bluetooth and there cohorts where defaming the initiative, i keyed into it. I made some enquiries about the program and beaf shaded more light on it. He even gave me there web address which i used in registering for the competition.
To my greatest bewilderment, what looked like a scam as a lot of public commentators and pundits averred has turned out to be real. I made it as one of the lucky winners of the grant not withstanding the fact that i have no Godfather anywhere in Nigeria apart from the almighty GOD. To GOD the ancient of days be the glory now and forever.
Thank a trillion times beaf for giving me insight about the program.

coogar:
why are you laughing.
the dude cops 120 points per week. in 10 weeks, he should catch debosky and mumuface.
abeg, pm the dude the fpl code!

Lasinoh:
Yoruba?

Surprise. . .surprise!

Adeboye and Oyedepo slaps don fail for white man land!

chamotex:
Sorry but I just had to laugh at this

valencia25:
How Much Money Does Sir Alex Ferguson Make?