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kay29000:
[/b] Exactly.

the guy na clown .

32 million Zimbabwean dollars....even j.cole and Rick ross dem nor make that kind amount from music last year..werey oshi..

This explains why you should nt marry a gold digger

nice one... righteousness 02!! where art thou?? show ooo

Nikkganc08:
Inform ur ex about the new bae on ur list.

Then also, inform the new bae about ur relationship with ur ex.

You thought they'd leave u after hearing that , right?
NO, They won't.

Once done, date both simultaneously.

U have nothing to lose.

And nothing to be scared of.
Even if ur ex comes home to meet d other bae.


Pls, don't make d mistake of dating both secretly.

Never dream of trying to go raw cos both ladies have definitely been servicing other men. U may contact infections or even d almighty HIV.



When its time for marriage , look for a fairly used churchy lady with good character and marry (virgins are scarce).

The two ladies u r having now are not worth it.

Ur ex will resume (and triple) that her useless character of monitoring u once u marry her. And this time around, she'd do it more boldly.

The second one u met online is an olosho.
She just wants to settle down n marry/retire.
Don't mind her age. She's been in d game for long

Guy u be OldGeeee in the game!!!
you too wise ..

Blaze14k:
Bro its not about being weak. Its just a calculated risk. When we broke up everyone in my neighborhood was asking about her. Like shes everything u can imagine.

shut up jorh!!
you fvcking Simp!!!
see as e dy talk ' she is everything'
uzooor!! you better run for your life...na when she born for you she go take you to the next level .. evidently she has trust issues...run for your life..i repeat!!

dobnina:
How can you calculate 500naira per lash. Some pussies are not cheap o. The minimum is 10k so he is definitely oweing her.

Any pucci with price is still cheap!!
she issa cheap hoe!!

sabi gals dont bill for pussy!!
they know how to obtain from a simp indirectly by doin things for him!! sabi gals go buy her rich bf things..wey go make am wan compensate her in multiple folds..

Ocholu:
Thank you for the analysis and mathematical representation bro. But her kpekus as of then was worth 10k per lash. The price must have appreciated heavily by now.

So, 10,000 * 963 = 9.63 million.
You get the gist now?

u re still a SIMP!!!
that puccy isn't worth 10k...
ow u go dy defend that kind thing??
ur mumu nor fit learn!!

Daveambition:
That's their own cup of Agbo. Btw, anyone heard from "Mosdii" lately..? Kraze dey diz forum sha oo, pesin go just create signature such as:> Nigerian Girls Are Useless, All Of Them... Lol, very odd & funny speech. Awon "Damn Nigga" et "FalseProphet" Kolomental squad..

which one u dy rep??

" Nairalanders
My boyfriend who I once posted here that he he didn't want to
leave my house after coming to visit for the weekend has not
called me after he left. I have called him severally after that and
he picked on a few occasions and said he was busy with work.
What actually happened is we have been dating for close to 3
months now and sometimes spend times in each other's place
but for me I have never spent more than a day at his place
because I love my privacy and when he came to my apartment
for a weekend hangout he refused to go, the day he eventually
left he came back by 11pm calling that he wants to spend one
more night at my place. The next day I took the bold step and
told him to please leave my house because he was going
against the arrangement we had to only spend at most the
weekend in each other's place. Now ever since he left he has
not been calling me.
Could it be that he is no longer interested?"

Na her previous yarn about her mumu relationship be this ..all this gen Z children sha .. then nor mature...any small thing !! my boyfriend this , my boyfriend that ..

wahlahi this gal gan go too like Gbola!!! she sounds like person wey dy run HK ....

franchasng:
Every woman have a price! Including Aisha Buhari your President's wife!


Life is mysterious, women are learners when compared to men when it comes to being bad.


The only difference is that women endure and overlook our badness more than we ignore theirs. If ladies open up on what they have passed through in the hands of guys, people will weep blood.



Stop demonizing Nigerian women, she didn't kill anybody, sexual feeling is a natural phenomenon, anybody can fall victim.



White women do things like this more than African women yet their men don't demonize them cos of it.



If you are a guy and fall victim to something like this, just accept it as part of life lessons and move on and learn from it. Live and enjoy life cautiously, life is too short!

guy u go cover that latrine gist wey u dy dish!!
stop am!!

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
That sounds like a good prayer

werey reh ooh!!
hahaha

wahahi ppl are going through alot..
buh unfortunately nobody wan hear ur story..
Respect any friend wey get listening ear and who is always willing to help!!

Na this guy open Erica Fowl yash on live Tv that year ..he issa a legend sha ...

Datboredberry:
Some vaginas are like that...

I hate when fools create threads to troll women... They try to be clever and witty but only show their ignorance...

e be like say ur own sef be like that...why u dy defend her??

it is like seeing a diiiiik that isn't shining or diiik wey get scales and lapalapa...u go fuuuuuk am??

eyah .

i m here to learn from the opkus and oppors..

BigBashiru:
1. She looks plum - this is a sign of sperm activity in her body.

2. It is easy to get her to open her legs.... means ur not the first

3. looks older than her age.

4. overactive in church I.e. carries church on her head... this is a way to compensate for a past life now that shes "born again"

guys pls contribute...

them dy look like jonny Bravo ..big for up small for down!!
sometimes Dem dy get beards.. brown teeth with bleached complexion. them dy get tattoo for yash or breast!!

some of em nor dy get any of this character...buh pretend to like gals with past!! infact talk about ur own sexcapades , frame some sex stories for her to feel free with you and pretend to like gals with high body count whenever you talk to her ..she go talk small of her sex life ..

if you are able to connect dots .you ll get the clear picture of her sex life..

e nor fit stop unless u carry am go detention!!
make OP MESA rehabilitate am for u!!
he go see meth e go run ni

try buy am weed to switch hin addiction to weed...that one still easy to stop..

Them don use Tiger booty!! this ajasco nor understand African affiairs...Rest in Peace Biiiiiiish

skj1377:
A married prostitute is a woman on vacation. Your wife is one of the lowest of the low. A bad woman can't give you a good marital experience. It's not about money

if nor be sapa ...i for just bless u with something!! "A married prostitute is a woman on vacation" chimo ...this one hit me...
bros!! God bless ur brain with wizzy nor be small

Omicron007:




Clitocurrency at work.
Part of the money meant to construct that road in your state went into this Project.

truth don spoil una for this nairaland!!
see where u reason go!!
guy ur IQ nor be here...lol

i don't blame her, na my gender loose guard ... congratulations jare!!
na give and take!! clito sells pass btc seh

haakeem2:
Our ladies won't listen, they would rather go for rough/hard guys,instead of going for gentle mens.

guy which one be gentlemens again?? kwanu!! haba!! rectify that error now!!

they better legalize weed to discourage all this fatal drugs.. marijuana still better abeg .

Richvibes1997:
hmmm thanks

no qualms

Richvibes1997:
guy abeg update me on this, because one girl like that we de attend this church has been disturbing me for friendship recently

on the low she fit don carry ur name go meet her prophet..maybe na u them say make she dy with...u fit observe her!! nor straff and dumb her if she be the type wey they emotional..those gals ehn!! most of em na Marina ...

somebody shat hallelujah!!

meanwhile they keep smiling to the bank while their poor members keep weeping in poverty!!

them rich circle feed the poor with crumbs, and them go oppress the poor in the church with testimonies made possible via fraudulent activities!!

Uptownerd:
Hello, I'm Papi Water.



I also like to shine my teeth!

werey reh ooh ..

ogbefff!! u be mammy wata na him u nor turn FFK to impo..

Mynameis007:
And wetin go happen if person fvck white garment pucci?
You don get any kind of experience with them?
I dey curious.





Thank you

e nor dy end well!!
na candle dem go use tie u down if u get money..or make them use false prophecy hold u down!!

if u observe most gals wey dy do hook up and olosho package ..na cele or cherubim dem dy go!! so them go fit dy warm em or tell em of upcoming evil!!

i m nt saying that the good ones nor dy there!! b