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Crime / The Wicked Madam That Maltreated Her Maid Arrested by funshynathan(m): 5:15pm On Dec 24, 2019
The wicked Madam whose video and pictures of her maltreating her maid had earlier gone viral has been arrested

Business / Re: Which Viable Business Can I Start With N150k To N200k? by funshynathan(m): 11:41am On Oct 18, 2019
go into a business you have no adequate knowledge of can be catastrophic......Seek knowledge first

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Religion / Re: Female Pastor Ends Prayer As Member Asks For Anointing To Open Own Church by funshynathan(m): 12:57pm On Oct 09, 2019
I don't think it's in her place to annoint for God's work, she probably felt outraged about such request being made to a mere mortal like her. Princess Belemzy is a reputable US based Evangelist that travels round the worLd for the gospel
subtlemee:
Selfish pastor
Self centered pastor
Araldite hand pastor
Aka gum pastor

If Jesus was as selfish as her in impartation which he can't be would she have existed?
Politics / Sowore Is Granted His Freedom! by funshynathan(m): 4:33pm On Sep 24, 2019
Former President of the National Association of Nigerian Students, Jude Imagwe, has hailed the judgement by the Federal High Court in Abuja on Tuesday ordering the Department of State Services to immediately release pro-democracy campaigner, Omoyele Sowore, from detention as a victory for democracy.

Imagwe, who spoke to SaharaReporters shortly after the verdict, said that the DSS should respect the decision of the court and release Sowore.

He said, “Today is a victory for freedom of speech and victory to right of association and above all for democracy.

“We are hoping that the DSS will respect that and understand the fact that a court of competent jurisdiction has given a verdict.

“Sowore has explained his ordeal in the hands of the security personnel and we hope that the ruling of the court will be respected.

“Citizens are ripe to know their rights and demand for better living, accountability and responsibility.”
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Education / Only A Nigerian Can Truly Do This by funshynathan(m): 2:55pm On Sep 23, 2019
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A 15-year-old Nigerian student (Ifeoluwa Abioye) has blown minds away after she got 9 A1s in the 2017 May/June West African Senior School Certificate Examination, WASSCE she proceeded further to score 305 in her Unified Tertiary Matriculation Examination, UTME, conducted by the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board, JAMB.

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Politics / Re: Nigeria Recalls Ambassador To South Africa, Pulls Out Of World Economic Summit by funshynathan(m): 4:31pm On Sep 04, 2019
Ambassador: it is representative of one country in another country; It is the head of the embassy; The ones which weren’t part of British Rule have an ambassador; He is less involved in the local society.
High Commission: It is representative of the head of the state in another countr; It is the head of High Commission; Countries which used to be British Colonies are the ones where a High Commissioner is appointed; He is more involved in the local society.
funshynathan:
you goofed!
Politics / Re: Nigeria Recalls Ambassador To South Africa, Pulls Out Of World Economic Summit by funshynathan(m): 4:27pm On Sep 04, 2019
you goofed!
tsinzu:
I don't believe it. We don't have an ambassador in south Africa. What we have in South Africa is a high commissioner. Confam Fake news
Business / Re: MTN Nigeria Closes Shops Nationwide by funshynathan(m): 3:47pm On Sep 04, 2019
If MTN tries to leave Nigeria today, their market share will crash seriously. Nigeria is the market that made them what they are
okeyumez:
Its Nigerian workers that will suffer for it if MTN leaves Nigeria.
MTN is already rich. They are only helping us but we are ignorant

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Crime / A Nigerian Woman Allegedly Involved In Scamming A Church Of Up To =N=100 Million by funshynathan(m): 1:59pm On Feb 18, 2019
A Nigerian woman has found herself in serious trouble after being arrested for allegedly scamming a church N100 million.


Iwuagwu Onyinyechi

A 39-year old woman identified as Iwuagwu Onyinyechi, has been arrested by the Ogun police command for allegedly defrauding a Christian faith-based organisation to the sum of N100m, under the pretence of assisting the organisation to raise fund for its charity programme.

The police command in a statement on Sunday by its spokesperson, Abimbola Oyeyemi, said Onyinyechi’s arrest followed a petition written by a Lagos-based lawyer of the organisation, Godswill Ojakovo, to the Ogun State Commissioner of Police, in which he complained that his client was defrauded by the suspect through an act of forgery.

According to Oyeyemi, the suspect claimed to have got a Local Purchase Order (LPO) from a property company and appealed to the organisation to help fund the LPO, consequent upon which a sum of N33.118m was transferred into to her bank account.

While the organisation was awaiting the repayment of the loan, the suspect came with another two LPOs she claimed to have got from a Catholic Hospital, Iju and a private school in Ikorodu, Lagos State, upon which another sum of N77m was given to her, after convincing the organisation with relevant documents and proofs to back her claims.

But as soon as the suspect got the last payment in September 2018, she disappeared into thin air and this prompted the organisation to make discreet inquiries about the LPOs she submitted and found out that both of them were forged.

“Upon the petition, the Commissioner of Police Ogun State, Ahmed Iliyasu, directed his monitoring team to go after the suspect and bring her to book. The team technically tracked the suspect and got her arrested on January 21, 2019.

“On interrogation, the suspect confessed to the crime by admitting that the LPOs presented by her were forged and some of the companies she claimed to be the owners of the LPOs, were made up by her.

“Meanwhile, the CP has directed the monitoring team to arraign the suspect in court as soon as the investigations are concluded,” DSP Oyeyemi stated.

Health / Fake Drugs Sindicate Arrested In Lagos by funshynathan(m): 6:02pm On Dec 24, 2018
Nigerian Police nab 4persons for fake drug production in Ikotun area of Lagos state.
They are Emeka Madu, Eze Young
Chijioke Umunna and Kingsley Obilo.
See why people die every day. May God save us al

Agriculture / Re: Price Of Fish Feeds by funshynathan(m): 10:19am On Apr 04, 2018
what do you need?
Romance / Re: She's Tempting Me Or Am Having A Dirty Mind?? by funshynathan(m): 10:54pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Sports / Re: Jay-Jay Okocha And Ronaldinho Strike A Pose by funshynathan(m): 10:45pm On Jan 18, 2018
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Nairaland / General / The Woman Has Reportedly Given A Birth To A Beast Like Child On July 11, Monday by funshynathan(m): 5:18pm On Jul 12, 2016
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Events / Re: Florence Edo's 40th Birthday In Amsterdam, Money Rain by funshynathan(m): 6:07pm On Jun 29, 2016
what sense is there in spending Nigerian currency in a foreign Country.......can't stop wondering though grin

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Literature / Dilemma by funshynathan(m): 10:45am On Jun 24, 2016
Carefully digest this story.

Very long with episodes
Relax and sit back.

D moment u re tru reading an episode.... Just alert me for the next one

DILEMMA .........part 1

I brushed my teeth for the third time, ran out
of the bathroom and grabbed my phone.
Slowly I scrolled down to a name saved with
“NNEKA 2go” and dialled the number with a
happy smile on my face.
Nneka was my 2go girlfriend. The first real
friend i was making from 2go after months of
endless chatting. She was paying me a visit
that very day, something like a return visit
because we first met two weeks ago at her
school where we met each other for the first
time.
Of course the visit i paid her solidified our
friendship thus making her take the risk of
visiting me for a lovely weekend.
“Hello Jude, the bus has dropped me at the
park.
You can now come and get me” Nneka’s
sweet voice announced as she answered my
call. I jumped up with joy before rushing out
to pick her up.
It wasn’t hard locating her at the busy bus
station. We hugged each other with joy,
seriously the love was there.
“I’m so happy" I whispered to her. She
blinked her eyes, saying nothing.
Minutes later we arrived at my lodge which
impressed her a lot. “Hmmm your lodge is
beautiful. It’s so big ooo.
Hmmm you go fear three storey building.
How much do you pay here?” she asked with
admiration.
We had a wonderful night gisting, joking and
playing before finally wrapping up the whole
fun with a hot super sex, she really was so
good. and sweet. Oh what a delicious girl she
was.
“I hope you are not deceiving me?” she asked
with love in her eyes. “of course not my dear
I answered innocently.
She smiled and closed her eyes. We went
straight to sleep moments after, unfortunately
I never knew a nightmare was coming.
I woke up at exactly 3:15am the next
morning, to see my lovely visitor convulsing,
struggling and gasping for breathe........
Politics / Hope For A New Nigeria by funshynathan(m): 6:24am On May 31, 2015
And this is the beginning of an era...................................................................................................
"I belong to everybody and I belong to nobody"
*MOHAMMED BUHARI.
I've been a fan of you even when you were in still in the defunct Congress for Progressive Change not for anything but for your Disciplined nature. I won't be wrong to refer to you as the Abraham Lincoln of our age, Abraham Lincoln contested for many times before he eventually became the President of the United States, the same could be said of the People's General who won after contesting for 12 long years! Your life is a testament that with determination and dedication, there is no limit to what one can achieve. Another lesson i learnt from you is that, A good name is far better than gold and silver (i kept wondering if any other candidates of the APC would have enjoyed the same widespread acceptability the people's General got). If only you could read this, i don't need much from you, only that you help lay a solid foundation for a corrupt-free Nigeria! You did it before and we sincerely hope you'll do it again. Sai Baba! Sai Buhari!
Nairaland / General / I Bet You'll All Love To Read This! by funshynathan(m): 3:16pm On May 01, 2015
One day a woman wanted to know how the husband would react if she left without telling him where she had gone. So she decided to write him a letter saying she is tired of him and didn't want to live with him anymore and after writing she put the letter on the table in the bedroom and then hid under the bed...
When the husband came back home, saw the letter and read it, he replied on the same paper and then began to sing and dance changing his clothes. He got his phone, dialed someone then said: "Hey babe, am just changing clothes then will join you, as for the other fool it has finally dawned on her that I was fooling around with her and has left. I was wrong..really wrong to have married her, I wish I had known you earlier. See you soon honey!"
The husband walked out of the room and left. In tears and very upset, the woman got up from under the bed and decided to go and read what the husband wrote on the letter.
When she got the letter, it said: "I COULD see your feet under the bed, I didn't make any phone call..
I am going to buy bread. Stand up, stop your silly games and prepare me a meal....
I LOVE YOU!
Nairaland / General / Re: Xenophobia by funshynathan(m): 10:18am On Apr 17, 2015
funshynathan:
So many times i wonder what kind of govt we have in this part of the world. This is not the first time Nigerians are being attacked all over the world and the best our govt we do every time is to DIALOGUE. Aisha Falode's son was killed, same as Alamesigha's son as well as other countless Nigerians are being killed everywhere everyday and yet our govt keeps using the blood of our Brothers and Sisters all over the world to appease the VAMPIRES. This is not the first time South Africans will be attacking Nigerians and this is not going to be the last. I think it's time whoever is at the helm of affairs in Nigeria (I don't want to know who you are!) starts making some hard decisions against South Africans' businesses in Nigeria probably that will send a strong signal to them to start treating us as the giant of Africa we are (giant of Africa?... so i was told). If Nigerians over there are being discriminated against, we should reciprocate here too. For crying out loud, foreigners are being killed even in the presence of Law enforcement Agencies. Nigerian Govt, enough of playing the good Brother for a Country we supported in gaining independence but sees us as a Brother to do away with even if it means destroying our properties and killing us!

Enough of XENOPHOBIA in South Africa against Nigerians!
Nairaland / General / Xenophobia by funshynathan(m): 9:33am On Apr 17, 2015
So many times i wonder what kind of govt we have in this part of the world. This is not the first time Nigerians are being attacked all over the world and the best our govt we do every time is to DIALOGUE. Aisha Falode's son was killed, same as Alamesigha's son as well as other countless Nigerians are being killed everywhere everyday and yet our govt keeps using the blood of our Brothers and Sisters all over the world to appease the VAMPIRES. This is not the first time South Africans will be attacking Nigerians and this is not going to be the last. I think it's time whoever is at the helm of affairs in Nigeria (I don't want to know who you are!) starts making some hard decisions against South Africans' businesses in Nigeria probably that will send a strong signal to them to start treating us as the giant of Africa we are (giant of Africa?... so i was told). If Nigerians over there are being discriminated against, we should reciprocate here too. For crying out loud, foreigners are being killed even in the presence of Law enforcement Agencies. Nigerian Govt, enough of playing the good Brother for a Country we supported in gaining independence but sees us as a Brother to do away with even if it means destroying our properties and killing us!

Enough of XENOPHOBIA in South Africa against Nigerians!

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