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BTW, it's a new yr now. . .hopefully, more stories will surface

WOW!!!!! Beautiful, Wondaful,Very nice thread. . .just saw this 2nite. I'm sure il v a nice sleep dreaming of 'marriage'!!!

2 all doz who lost loved ones , God is the reason u'vnt lost everything & doz facin tough times . . .it is my prayer that God will put smiles on ur faces.
w/o God, it'ld v been worse!

I luv,appreciate &pray 4y'all . . .IT IS WELL!

I really feel this topic. . .I know some1 wit a similar situation but the difference is the guy in dis case has a drive, a vision,a dream. But still, nothing seems to be coming out of his efforts. It's like as he tries something, almost at its peak, it crashes again. D girl on the otherhand, has tried her best to help the guy wit alot of things. . .I mean both of them have really tried everything possible (prayer, fasting, investing, sowing et al) same stories, nothing happens. They love eachother and believe in his future, but for how long can they eventually wait it really saddening and breaks my heart, if God will just turn situations around 4them.

I know God hears and i believe in patience, but my dear, in a case where one (man/woman) lacks a drive/vision (@least something to hope on), d best u can do is forget every form of relationship and help him find himself, help him 'retrieve' his childhood aspirations . . .be patient with him. U might eventually move on but leave him a better person!!!

All d best. . .1luv!

@Toyin, seriously the way she described it was really funny. . .d disgust was very evident!

E-baby:
I know u guys might think am exaggerating, but am not oh, it's just the truth, you should have seen the way the officer doing the visa was using style to cover his mouth since he could with stand the horrible smell

My dear, I feel u! Just dat d way u xpressed d disgust was really funny. I couldn't help but laff

E-baby:
@topic

Why am I not surprised at all since majority of Naija men and guys breath stink expect my love off course. For example, I was at the Nigeria embassy with Islander on Monday morning, oh my gosh if you see how this so called Naija men/guys polluted the air with their smelly mouth, I felt like vomiting right there, the smell was so unbearable that I begin to wonder if their so called wife/girlfriends kiss them. There was this particular guy sitting close to me that his breathing smells like stinky anus mixed with rotten eggs and onion.

They need to see the dentist, because no amount of mouth wash or gem can cure that horrible smell.

Am sorry I will not even have a chat with someone with a mouth odor no to even talk about dating the person, kia that is the biggest turn off for me

lmao

Funny thread! lmao

youngmayor:
PLS NO FLASHIING BECAUSE IT KILLL MY BATTERY

I miss Home/ Xmas@ Home

They also appealed to residents not to regard them as robbers. “This is to inform the people in this community that we are not robbers but we just want to come and collect our Christmas presents from you without molestation.

Those who know their God will do exploits!!!

OMG! roflmao

sultaan:
Na mugu dey drive for Ibadan; How many roundabout dey Lagos?
Dem take am waste road for Ibadan.

roflllllllllllll

*hisses* wat a silly thread crowned wit an aimless poster!

What's d purpose of this thread and y is it on d frontpage SEUN

Nihil-ce-M:
Who are you and who is she?

OMG! LMAO

4 now i'l say interestin,nice beginning of d end

Rubbermaid 10x 4 respondin back 2 d thread. . .Ademiife believed so much in it and stayed devoted to ur thread _{tho its old}I even thot he was d 'culprit'.

Joy@last ade. . .

Nice 1 @Predi

Every1 saying he shouldn't attract a curse from his Father. . .where is d curse coming from
A curse causeless shall not STAND.

@Poster, I'll encourage ur friend to summon his mum&siblings to pray fervently without ceasing, now dat they can because a time will come wen they will v their own personal pray points and it will become ''Ele ru gbe ru e''.Then it will still be d mother to continue from where y'all will stop. My dear involve the mother and let her join in prayin as well.No mata wat any man/Pastor says. . .only God can change a man.
Learn from it and be sure its not a generational curse

Polygamy in Africa is a horrible & rampart thread. God save us

Happy Married Life in advance. i'm very happy for u

kaypinchi:
Congratulations!

You are about to be promoted in your office. Don't even think of getting a new job.
That's the interpretation of your dream.
The inefficiency of your boos will be blown open and your salient skills will be highlighted to pave way for you to occupy her position.

Your inadequacies in terms of experience and required functional skills will be overlooked to elevated you to this position.
You'll however need 5 weeks of extra hard work to stabilise in this position. Friends and colleagues will admire you. Watch out for a male junior staff or clerk.
Stay away from putting screwdrivers/pins or long thin metals in sockets to prevent electric shock.
Take taxi to & from work in the 3rd week of assuming office.

Just hang in there. Ok.

Again, Congratulations!

Many good advices. . .my dear trust in God, d best any man can do is listen but God will do more dan dat. U made d wrong choice from d beginning as it seems but wat can God not do.

D arms of flesh will fail u(guaranteed). . .u don't need any man, u need ur focus on God. Any man wit u@dis stage is a distraction. . .God is all u need.

On Christ d only sure Rock u can stand. . .all other grounds(man/woman) are sinking sands.

I believe in Miracles cos I believe in God.

Carry on with ur life, career etc and keep trusting. . .In his own time, he will make all things beautiful.

James1:2-4

Funny thread!!!

MoOdYLaDy:
but eba will suit me . can eat eba for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

OMG rofllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

1daful thread!!!

Moodylady and Almondjoy. . .u're true Nigerian babes.

Dis guys are jokers. . .from what heart is d flower comin from sef

Guys but how ''great'' _stupid do u feel giving a Nigerian babe ''flowers''. You could just buy her ugu leaves betterstill thorns

I'm yet 2find that Nigeria babe wit a softspot 4 flowers, my dear its not their fault

Ol'boy na wa o! Is it dat hard to make friends

c_blow:
fuzek, update your profile to refect your gender so we can know the angle from which u are coming.

but i thought giving flowers to a lady you love was kind of 'romantic' so if the ladies prefer otherwise, what does that leave us with?

Ol'boy 4get gender THORNS are much more appreciated

Flower ko Thorns ni Na today!
Say wetin. . .untop say gifts don finish abegi

How mean would u be to our girls, flowers grow everywhere jo. . .they can pluck it if need be

dennylove:
inshort,my story is like that song from "STYLPLUS" title of song "IYA BASIRA".have we heard the song?

U neva start ''Iya Basira'' una don enter am

Ok gud 2know im not alone
but 4 howlong will dis continue cos its been a quite a while since it started
doesn't Seun hve any solution to it cos its really frustratin

Nikkykinky:
Factually, I agree with the poster's request. I would also suggest that each member post his/her picture for everyone to see. Even if we do not get to meet one-on-one, we get to place the face to the write-up. I believe this will bring about some decorum and sanity into the way we write and what things we post for others to read.

I saw d picture on your profile and it helped me place your face in my write-up
How many faces do u need to have in your mind to help u wit write-ups
BTW how many profiles do u view
Na wa!

My dear Nlandas, please don't respond to this thread. . .it's a joke

@poster, y would u be so mean Next time clearly state NORTH CYPRUS (1 of d deserts _{(d land where nothing happens)} of europe). If seeking greener pastures and opportunities in life. . .d last option any Human being will make in their life is NORTH CYPRUS.

Fellow Nl's it's VISA FREE u just need Turkey's transit visa

Leaving Nigeria to North Cyprus 4 greener pastures is moving from Frypan to FIRE. People should only dream of movin forward in life not backward//stagnant as the case may be here.

Cheers. . .my 2 cents

samifedayo:
BENEFITS;
*Admission into any of these leading Universities
*Acquire a world class education
*Scholarships programmes available
*Visit schools in the US and UK where these Universities has exchange agreement
*Establish a life long relationship/contacts with Nigerians in Cyprus and all over Europe
*YOU ONLY PAY THE SCHOOL ADMISSION PROCESSING FEE($100)for NEAR EAST UNIVERSITY and GIRNE AMERICAN UNIVERSITY while you pay $80 for EASTERN MEDITTEREANEAN UNIVERSITY

Highlighted is a bigger joke

With this _trash u wrote here. . .ur journey just started