₦airaland Forum

Mine was the day my wife gave birth to our lovely son

Has she joined Nollywood, this looks like a movie scene

Toks2008:
And some clueless ladies will consider this vague advice. smh

since its not an advice, I expect to see yours

seunmsg:
Shame! Your choice of a hero is someone that thieves control with remote control.

so members of APC lead by Tinubu are your hero.
You need serious whipping

refreshrate:
Good husband?
Na Obasanjo pikin we dey talk fa!

Apple's don't fall far from the tree o.

*waiting for report on OBJ making a move on Tonto and smashing*
baba werey

am not surprised. Only a omo baba wayrey that will call another father baba werey

Sweetlemon:
This is why I stopped forming good girl long time ago.
Most of these type of guys like fun ladies so far they are respectful and presentable. I'm not Tonto Dikeh type of bad sha but I ain't a goody two shoes either.

But you sha bad small. Hope the under no sha dey bad because some girls are bad but don't use their brain

yvonne111:
shoro niyen shoro niyen

ori e a pe when you don old.
Don't you know some men like girls that are fun to be with

ladyF:
Haaa

Its [size=20pt]LadyF[/size] again

Why don't you start to learn how to use your free time for better things than just coming here to book space. You are not paid for being FTC and no one is benefiting from your FTC because you have nothing good to space. Grow up and stop behaving like a baby

We all know this before. The man has a good heart was just surrounded by thiefs who controls him like remote control.
Very soon Nigeria will soon regret their choice of voting him out. What has buhari that wasn't remote controlled done apart from traveling and taking pictures.
He promised to crush boko haram in two months and now he is begging them with amnesty, only a coward does that.
God bless GEJ MY HERO AND FAYOSE MY MENTOR

This is what they call "maximum security guaranteed

Even T. B joshua no go fit bring this man back to his senses because them go don throway the key to the padlock inside ocean

Presidential connection. The rich just keeps getting richer

See as she dirty broom even though till now she still slim like broom. Am talking of then, before haters will be throwing me sticks

@OP, were you not taught summary in school. This is too long for my liking

I don't like hiphop music, just abit of gospel music.
I hardly see what to learn or gain from their songs.

Just my own view of music oo, before someone will be barking that at least they are making their money

Pamelayoung:
But Tonto has got d money 2, so makes no diff whether d catch is big or small.

what's bad if the money doubles.
To me its still a big catch

Don't know why some men have more than one wife, to handle one at times na problem not to talk of more than one.
to me, 1 wife = 1 problem
2 wives = problems and so on

Tha. For wetin, who does that,
My daughter over my parents and wife.
My parents will die and leave me, my wife can even decide to marry another husband even when am still alive. But my daughter won't leave me forever, she would surely always come for me even if she gets married

If the news is true, then Tonto net don catch big fish be that.
To all the girls forming holy Mary, una better wise up and use what you have 2 get what you want. Tonto used hers to get fame, money and a good husband
remember no one dies a virgin because life fvcks us all

Tolexander:
which kind sense she wan talk to the boy?

The best thing is to tell the dad. The dad should then begin a fatherly and friendly sex education with the boy.

Scaring the boy or punishment isn't a good step at all.

what if the father is dead.
Won't she do something about it

Delerichard:
Fayose Promise Okada Riders Ten Million Naira,
Never to Ban Them
Ekiti State Governor, Mr. Peter Ayodele Fayose
yesterday reaffirmed his determination never to
ban commercial motorcyclists from Ekiti roads.
Speaking to the operators in a special meeting he
had with them within the governor’s office
premises yesterday, Governor Fayose said "if the
remaining 35 states in Nigeria decides to ban
okada, Ekiti under my watch as governor will
never ban Okada riders.
This was part of my promise when I was
campaigning, for two reasons, we have over 5/6
thousand Okada riders in the state, we cannot
provide immediate employment for them, who are
mostly graduates, minimally OND holders, if you
cannot provide an alternative, you must not take
away the only one that is available.
Yorubas say Onaa ofun, Onaa Orun(food is life).
Social welfare that is done abroad is only to keep
crime low because an idle hand is the devil's
workshop. So for me, I will continue to keep my
promises and continue to protect you and I will
not take away your means of livelihood(Claps and
Appreciative song).
Whether they call me Area boy, it doesn't matter,
whether they call me danfo driver, it doesn't
matter, whether they call me Okada rider, it
doesn't matter as long as I and Okada people are
together.
Tell me one person that is perfect, tell me the
driver that is perfect, even private drivers. The
only thing to do is to be correcting and checking
the excesses of our members, there is no sector
in this country where you don't have bad eggs, if
they now single out Okada riders and call them
area boys, this and that.
Why did they not provide jobs for them? Why did
they not do the needful?
When they need your votes they don't ban Okada,
when they finish taking your votes, they bring
policies that take you to extinction. That is
wickedness! Before you take what I have, give me
the one you have."
In what appeared to be a balanced approach, the
governor admonished the riders to be 'very' law
abiding urging them never to make him regret his
love and support for them.
"When you drink, don't ride. When you ride, do
drink. No matter how much I love you, I won't
support you condemning people's legs, as I am
supporting you, you have to support my
administration by being law abiding, by ensuring
safe and cautious ride that won't land our people
in hospitals."
Urging them to pay their dues to government, the
governor took his time to explain how the last
administration plunged Ekiti into debts that will
go beyond 2020 to be paid, he mentioned how
the income from Abuja has reduced by more than
half and the need to look inwards for survival.
Governor Fayose informed them of a Riders'
Identification scheme/program that will include
biometric registration of all Okada operators in
the state. The scheme which will make riding a
bike(for commercial purpose) in Ekiti without an
identification and unit number on one's jacket a
crime, this he said is aimed at sanitising the
sector.
The identification scheme, according to the
governor will be followed by an insurance policy
for interested Okada riders, this is intended at
making life easier in case there is an accident or
loss of property.
Gov. Fayose later promised the gathering that as
soon as the biometric process of identification is
concluded, the government will make provision for
a #10,000,000 revolving loan from which a single
member can borrow a maximum of #50,000
payable in one year (i.e #1000 per week).
The association is billed to meet again in the next
two weeks with the governor at the same venue.

add source and you will have a good chance of making FP

The change chanters will soon be here.
Thats a man of his people. Not like APC and fashola who was distributing helmets for okada riders during campaign, and start seizing their bikes when he got to power.
Then I Begin to wonder why he was distributing helmets then when he knows he would still ban them.
APC are fraudsters

Telling his father won't solve the problem. You should be able to handle it like a single mother and talk sense in to your boy.

I thought as much. They can only come from an islamic nation

@ topic, What's shocker there, even the man will not be surprised because thats what is expected

Only a youtube video of him saying those words would make me believe this. Am not a redeemer o.
#C. A. C for life. Olorun ayo babalola

Is that not madness.
Since he doesn't want strange human hands to touch her, now strange spirits will start touching her where she is now

I cover me and my family with the blood of Jesus that no scam shall befall us

missbronze:
Hml in advance.

Meanwhile,

Heavenly father, boyfriend of d boyfriendless, boo of d booless, husband of d husbandless, lover of d loverless.

I know u are listening, all this nl, fb, wasapp, instagram oppression is getting too much for a sister.


Please, send dat charming tatum looking brother that u have been saving for me, the one with d abs, six packs, beards, dark skinned, that we discussed about in our last conversation. And, please, dnt forget the other specifications, 6"6, good dentition, very fit, British accent and other photosynthesis.


Hehehehehehe.


In your name i pray.

antie you go old o.
Now I know why you are still single at your age

itiswell247:
If I post now pips chanting change change will start quoting me and I hate to see someone quote my comments, but you just posted exactly my comment.
may this bad dream not become a reality.

amen jare. With this I think those saying buhari is behind boko haram may be right to say that

Swagk101:
Bros, for my side short time na #1500, overnight na #4000

say wetin happen, shey AC dey dere own toto ni.
Where b your area sef