Ksslib:
This might be long but I have to purge myself from the diarrhoea of anger.

I was minding my own business jeje when Mtn sent me a message that i could get 1gig for 1500. Initially, I thought the department that oversees scamming activities at Mtn were out for the blood of innocent unsuspecting Nigerians who were unfortunate to have their sim cards like myself again, not until i kept getting numerous messages from Mtn about the goddamn plan. Atimes,50times a day. And my dear Brethren, one thing ive come to realise about mtn after all these years is that they get what they want from you whether u like am or not. There was this time I nearly joined Deeper life Bible church after they collaborated with Kumuyi to win my soul via sms but God that is God fought for me and my phone got stolen the next week.

knowing Mtn for having a good track record of spamming , i knew my my bail out of this situation was N1000. I asked around, and people confirmed they've also been getting such messages. Finally, I called customer care to confirm if Mtn was just trying to test my long throat or what! Cos honestly speaking,1.5gig for 1000? From thesame Mtn that gives is it not 2and half mb for 500naira or so? Definitely sounds too good to be true-but I was assured it was infact legit.

Na so I hussle 1000naira from thin air on the night of may 12 even though few minutes earlier, I was complaining of being broke to my roomates. I quickly ran to the card vendor with boxers and singlet, my N1000 tightly squeezed inbetwee my palms like a bribe. I no wan hear say dem decommission the plan 1second before I subscribe cos we all know Mtn and de-commissioning go hand in hand.

I recharged 600niara because i had 400naira on my line already but to my greatest surprise, i was told "failed due to insufficient balance". I could hear my mind blowing that kind of whistle Nigerian guys dey blow wen they see big nysah. I checked my acct bal and saw only 700naira on my phone. Ah han! Where my 300naira enter?

I checked my memory card to see if Mtn mistakenly transferred it there thinking it was my sim card but for where! Nothing. I was mad, I was furious. In short, I was in rage. First customer care agent said he couldn't even see any thing on my line. In his words, "the recharge card has not reached our office"...
but if we borrow money from una, E dey reach una office even before we load the card abi?

Second one said he doesn't know why my money was missing. Third said it was musicplus. Musicplus wey I no dey use abi? Musicplus that has since been de-commissioned? Fourth one said it wasn't musicplus, that I don't even have it activated on my sim. Fifth one said it was musicplus. Na im I kuku rest.

I had to painfully squeeze out another N300 from the thin air I initially squeezed N1000 from. While I was squeezing the 300naira, the air made it well known to me that it was dying and couldn't survive another squeezing. So all plans of allowing my sim card rest before subscribing the next morning were aborted. I no wan wake-up see 50naira for my sim card the next morning after Mtn collaborate with my village people for midnight while I was asleep.

I subscribed and was told "successful. Use *131*4# to check ur mb" . I checked and saw my 1.5gig in all its glory. The feeling was just, to put in one word "Refreshing". Despite the fact that ive only gone to church once this semester after my roomates kidnapped me in a black nylon and dropped me in-front St.Albert urging the ushers not to let the bag out of sight, I all of a sudden began quoting scriptures and praying for Mtn and it's staff while speaking in tongues.
Within minutes, I was catching up on the latest on science and world news, then switched to downloading my fav tv shows but to my dismay, the speed was too slow. Wetin person was use 80 to 90kb/s download sef. Midget p0rn? Or documentaries about short people?

I was persecuted and tortured by mosquitoes that night but the decision had already been made by my spirit "download completely or die trying". I used it for 3days without too many issues, save for the occasional not being able to connect I was experiencing from all my browsers not until yesterday, may 16, just 4 days later-disaster struck.

A friend had an important practical he wanted to check-up online, so I tried accessing the net but all efforts were futile after hours of trying and trying.The annoying or rather, surprising fact was that my data balance was showing I still had "905mb" and my network bar, full. There is nothing in this life I didn't try to make it work. I switched off my phone. Removed my sim. Wore my yellow T-shirt. Fried my sim card with olive oil but all to no avail.

I got fed up and called customer care.
The first agent said she was sorry and could see that I had data on my line. She advised i dial *466*1#. I asked what the code was going to do cos I heard a lot of monitoring spirits worked at Mtn. She said it was going to activate it(my data). True to her word, I got a message that my data has been reactivated. But what kept running through my mind was "I never deactivated data" so what need was there to re-activate? Who deactivated it? Come here let me slaaaaaap you. I let it go.But I was still unable to browse. The anger I was trying to suppress after opening my beans only to see a congregation of weevils holding a crusade inside was beginning to rise. The weevils so did damage and bore holes that my beans became transparent.

I called again and complained. The agent asked me to hold. Seconds later, I was hearing something that sounded like "there is no data on ur line". I was lying on my back but Immidiately I heard those words, I rose like Lazarus when Bros J command am that year to rise.

She was thanking me for calling Mtn, I was cutting the call. I dialed *131*4# and saw you have "0.00 mb". The same code that said I had "905mb" only minutes ago. No single page has opened throughout today so how da hell did I use 905mb within minutes, to do what? To download the saviour that would finally come to deliver us from Mtn? At what speed did he arrive sef?

To say I was mad is an understatement. . I called them again and the guy who picked told me to wait on the line. Minutes later, he said it was a technical glitch, that I wasn't the only one experiencing it. He apologised and said Mtn would work on it.

I called called called and called. At a point, Oghenekaro, the automated voice that normally welcomes you on dialling 180 began speaking yoruba instead of English, thinking language was enough to deter me from my quest. But they forgot the words of my Grand-father "a highly motivated man knows no barrier". I just told her to shut up by dialling the code that takes you customer care direct.

There was this agent i was complaining to, who waited for me to be done and cut the call. As iam typing this, Mtn is still yet to return my illegally deducted megabyte but they today ,sent me the-same sms that brought me to this unfortunate juncture in the first place...

New Offer! Get 1.5GB data for N1000. SMS 106 to 131 NOW. Validity/ 30 days

I took me N1000 naira to realise what people have been telling me for free all along "Mtn can never be trusted". "MTN are thieves". You that already has about a N1000 naira, N2000 or even more on ur phone with the aim of subscribing to their so called new offer, ask yourself this "Do I trust Mtn?" "What if I wake up one morning only to see my data gone"?

Ask yourself this "Is the worry/uncertainty of the data you legally bought with your hard earned money being wiped away at any moment worth the stress"?

"Dont you want rest of mind"?

I have taken it upon my self to educate people in my hostel on the dangers of using Mtn for anything. I dont even want to talk about thier so called useless "call bonus" to every network they give on recharge. I have so far, been able to convince 10people from subscribing. I told them to choose between Glo, Airtel and Etisalat instead.

Iam irritated.. Anything yellow now annoys me. I nearly slapped my roommate who has yellow teeth few mins ago for mentioning my name. And God save that Albino I always see at faculty of engineering from my wrath.

I had to subscribe their 30mb for 100naira so I can say what I want to say to somebody before i swell and burst from within, in my sleep.

#Mtn-ole##. Bring back my mb so I can exhaust it and move on to a better network.

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Op you can lie o, you said you subscribed on 12th may then it is suppose to expire on 16th June but am seeing 19th may How comes? Abi na copy and paste?

The University of Maiduguri is celebrating her 40 years anniversary, many dignitaries are in the institution. The Emir of Kano Sanusi Lamido is in the University, Oyo of Ife is in the University, the chief of Army Staff is also around. The president Muhammadu Buhari is expected to arrive by tomorrow, as well as other dignitaries like Bukola Saraki. If you are not in the institution you are in the wrong place. If you want to be made come to Unimaid

History of April 1:April 1 is called FOOL day after Steve April. He was born on 1st April 1579, he did 105 business in his life time. He lost all his father's assets, & so everyone started calling him father of d fools. At d age of 19 he married a 61 old woman. She divorced him after a year because of his foolishness. He used to read all kinds of fake stories like u r doing now. april fool! Happy new month.

kestino:
You too funny,
But no big deal na, you never tire?

I Don tire na but I no want die, I need advise from you cos am still lying down there now

kestino:
You too funny,
But no big deal na, you never tire?

I Don tire na but wetin I go do, me no want die fa. Ur advise is needed because am still lying down there

Make una See me See wahalaoooo, I went for the burial of a friends grand dad somewhere in Anambra, & in that village, when someone dies, an elderly man will come up and tell whose next to die. So this man came along and said that the next person whose going to die is the one who decides to leave the burial ground first. Friends since yesterday I stil dey dia ooh, nobody wan 1st go oo, everybody just lie down, Even the old man at age 112years is lying down beside me, he is asking me if my people never start to look for me? As am talking to u now. Am still lying down under the hot sun. What should I do next?

pls someone should help me I tried to credit my account now using merchant web my money was debited from my bank account and my Nairabet account was not credited my username is gabby227

Giyerte:
24hrs

Thanx for the reply, waiting patiently

pls how long does it take Nairabet to credit my bank account, I requested for payout

TRADELYN:
Hello, Please send your request to tradelyn@gmail.com.
Regards!

I have sent it, expecting your reply

Good day, pls am doing creative writing in my project, it is more of collection of poems. Am to write 60poems though i have written 40 i need 20 more, i dnt know if you can help me out. I need new poems not an already existing one. Hoping to get ur reply soon

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omo17:


Can you help a brother please, my atm is not going through. Tanks

pls dnt b offended i have used up the money in the account, i cant use the other one. just try it again i made several attempts be4i succeeded

omo17:
Bros, av u been able to fund?

Yes, i tried and was successful with quickteller, just feeling gr8t

bedford101:

Go to quickteller.com -click make payment- on d search field type bet9ja and click search it will bring out bet9ja click it and input ur user id and other required infos..u can proceed from dere

ok thanx let me try it

bedford101:
Guy simply go to quickteller.com someone suggested that to me here this morning and it worked..just dat d hidden charges r toomuch

pls can u help me with the procedure?

preshlysoundz:

From the mobile site,i clicked on deposit,i took the first option which has a verve logo,then I typed the amount. It will take you to a skyebank page, it will ask mode of payment,select interswitch, you will then be taken to interswitch website,put in your card details,you will receive a one time password on your phone, after you type in the one time password,your account would be credited and you willrecieve a mail telling you the transaction was successful

pls can u help me let me give u my user id to help me and credit i will give u the money. pls help a brother

preshlysoundz:

I finally funded with my card few minutes ago.

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Herrmes:
If I'm alright, then you're alright.

Hope no vice ver sa .....jst kidding, it is well

echelons:
Waiting..

Wanted to buy a car this January but the way these guys are going about this austerity measures in 2016 I'd rather continue with taxi.

Plan to set up a small Agric business for my parents to manage.

I'm gonna pay my sister's school fees to the final time. So happy. 5 years paying schl fees, accommodation, books and all. She's keeping faith and making good grades so I'm happy. I made good grades myself.

Gotta enrol for courses in Finance. Need to improve my knowledge of how money works.

Happy new year NL.

Thats a good prospect, more power to ur shoulder. 2016 will bring great tidings for us all, we shall possess our possessions, it is well

Herrmes:
Make money all year long.

pls dnt 4get me wen u hammer, i dey ur back

ojmetrix:
my new year resolution is never to make a resolution FTC sha

Bro, you need to add some spice to ur life. Don't remain the same, allow the wind of change to pass through u

In an hour time we will be entering another year, how happy and please we are, it actually worth celebrating. It is believe that new year comes with resolutions that is what u think u want to do that is different from what you have being doing. My resolution is to start helping the poor that is to change life in my own little way, I will like to know your resolutions, lets share

In an hour time we will be entering another year, how happy and please we are, it actually worth celebrating. It is believe that new year comes with resolutions that is what u think u want to do that is different from what you have being doing. My resolution is to start helping the poor that is to change life in my own little way, I will like to know your resolutions, lets share

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macof:


Jamaicans are descended from various ethnicities from nigeria to Ghana

I did further research and discovered that its as a result of migration mostly during the slavetrade that most things Nigerian can be found in the carribean

Just confirmed the one of Calabar high school Jamaica its a male school. What a coincident. Who copied who now? Or maybe they are related or something, dnt get it actually.