saraphina:
no comment ooo.

Lol.....its hustling babe, I was never greedy o

saraphina:
may greed sha no kill u ooo....

Greed ke, na hustle I dey hustle o, or if i flex u, u no go like am?

Please manage this o

Most times one's sense of reasoning is usually balanced with the need to fulfill some sort of obligation.

Even though i was in a situation which i couldn't tell how the end will be, the trust placed on me by obyno and my cousin swayed my decision towards the positive. I agreed to the deal, demanded to see the girl so i can gauge her myself. Obyno promised to give the girl my number. The exam was slated for the next week so i had time to get things done, two days later i got a call

Me: Hello

Unknown: Hello, is this azuka

Me: Yea, who am i speaking with

Unknown: Bethel, obyno gave me your number

Me: Ok i remember now, so what sup

Unknown: He said you wanted to hear from me

Me: Yea, i need information about your department, the lecturer who took the course, if they had any quiz or assignment, etc

Unknown: Well i don't know the lecturer because he is from maths dept, don't think he gave them quiz, even if he did, there is always an excuse since am a final year student, also we have departmental invigilator and he no get wahala, na my man

Me: Ok, i guess you have everything covered because if yawa gas, e no go funny

Unknown: Don't worry, na year1 course, so people go plenty small, so how much?

Me: I don't charge similar fee for ladies as i do for guys

Unknown: Tell me first

Me: 7k

Unknown: Ok, no wahala...shey na pay before service

Me: Anyhow you want it

Unknown: Ok, i will text you the exam venue the day before the exam

Me: Alright, take care

I felt relaxed after the call, because the chick seem to know what she's doing and that means there won't be surprises when the exam rolls by.

The economics runs was ending the same week i was going to take the mat exam, so i needed to get my act right and be strong because whenever am in that eco dept, my mind dey always cut,the lecturers no get joy at all.

The last day came, a Tuesday, hot afternoon, as i approached the door of the exam hall, i heard the lecturer instructing the course rep to physically identify every person in that hall, mehn naso i sharply pause o, pretended looking at the notice board while other legit students walked in for the exam, different thoughts were just going through my mind at that moment, STAY OR GO.....i waited for almost 15mins outside there, and it seems the lecturer was really serious with the physical recognition thing, bros i didn't wait for any prophet to tell me to vamoose from that vicinity before person come ask me wetin i dey find, make Linda c missing script there abeg, i can't coman lose my admission because of one girl.

It shook me and i slightly considered calling off the mat job but since bethel don give me mind, i didn't shake. Prepared adequately for it and the day before the exam (Thursday), i got a text which read, 'the exam venue is bakassi, QS hall 2, be there before 3 pls', i just smiled and memorized the information. Friday came, by 2.30, i was at bakassi, which is where the faculty of environmental sciences is located, immediately i dropped from the bus, walked in and placed a call to her, she said she is under the mango tree after the first building and she also told me her dress code which would help me to recognize her easily.

Approached the tree, saw a fair, slim pretty lady sitting and i guessed it was her, judging from what she was wearing, we chatted for awhile and i noticed alot of younger looking guys and girls, trying to cram some formulas at the last minute, she excused herself and said she wants to greet somebody, i watched her approach an older man, and as they talked, she repeatedly pointed me......

Shit, have i been set up? what's going on??

CHIMDIYA4EVA:
We dey wait o.. .since morning.. .. The next update has to be very long o, it should take more than 20 minutes to finish reading

Bros no b so o, stress no go make person brain charge

Napoleon27:
Baba, upload next chapter na...abi you dey hall dey write Math302 for pesin ni
We waiting biko

Hahahaha, I don upgrade o bros, I no dry enter hall again. Updating soon, make I type

plantae:
Ehn! Gabbyraze mata don tire me. I don de lose morale for this matter.

I bin dey type for afternoon o, na now I just enter house. I never type finish sef, would try to update this night, biko never lose morale o

saraphina:
u too like amebo joor ...it wasn't me but my ex bf and it was a funny and sad experience.....

Ehn still give us abridged version na,u no like amebo ni

CHIMDIYA4EVA:
We are waiting oooo. Azuka! !

Patience small jor...lol

saraphina:
reminds me of something of such...uwc tho..

Reminds u of?? Talk small na

Napoleon27:
Azuka, bikko coman kontinu dis story ooooo

Bros tgif o....had power issues,currently typing...

saraphina:
this impersonating thing can cause heart attack sha....

Yes o,not for the fainthearted....thanks for stopping by

gtin:
Narrow escape Bro, u never can tell that QS job fit hang u for neck oh

Shebi....lets see sha

Adesina12:
Azuka go go go ahead

Love of money kills bros

Mehn, this is the end, all my journey in school, my sleepless nights, countless handouts, frustrating lectures, all for nothing...... These were the thoughts that ran through my mind as i stood, the man came forward and asked, "what is going on", i waited for a second and said, "am sorry sir, he is asking for my calculator and since i was coming to submit, i told him i can't give him", he looked evilly at me and said, "have u finished"? i nodded in affirmative and then he asked for my script, which i gladly gave him, he checked through, nodded and told me to leave.

Bros ehn, truth be told, i thought that was the end, because my client (Linda) didn't provide me with adequate information about the individual lecturers and if they gave assignments, quiz et al. I quietly and quickly moved out of that zone to avoid any form of confrontation with anybody.

My hostel is located in old inec road, Regina (for those that are familiar with awka), i lived a quiet life, mostly on my own, even though i am cordial with most of my neighbours, i always mind my business but it didn't mean i didn't cultivate relationships with the chicks. My babe occupied same floor as me (upstairs), an Ibo girl from imo state, called Owen (strange name,right?), she was in business administration department, one level behind me. Owen is a chubby, friendly, outgoing girl, with great physical attributes, average height, chocolate in complexion, with a sweet round face, soft beautiful lips, average sized boobs and best of all, Well shaped, rounded and bad ASS. Every guy in my hostel wanted a piece of the ass but of cos, it was for yours truly alone, always felt like a boss whenever we go out or when she comes back and the first name she calls is KENNETH.

Back to the matter, she had challenges with mat111, remember that course? And since she knows her boyfriend is a 'machine', she begged me to help her write the course, ehn me, write for my babe,lailai...i remember the evening we had that conversation, i just came back from my economics sojourn and we were chilling in my room

Me: Mehn that your faculty nawa o

Owen: Wetin do them?

Me: With all the fine fine gehs there, na block head dem be

Owen: *frowns* are you saying am a block head

Me: Ahan na, you no be block head na, i cant date a block head

Owen: Go jor, you are feeling yourself abi

Me: Noooo, this economics runs tire me, most of the people in the hall hardly write anything

Owen: You are doing for other people, but if i tell you to do for me, you will be bringing up excuses

Me: Babe its not like that,

Owen: Shebi you will use my name, and my name is unisex, it will be easy na

Me: Lol, with this bad ass of yours, your classmates will notice if you are absent oo, lecturer sef

Owen: See you, am saying something important, you are talking about my ass,*long hiss*

Me: The ass drives me crazy jor, no worry

Owen: Ken am serious, i cant write that mat111 again jor, its too hard

**** who send you go bus admin if you no sabi maths******

Me: Babe who's taking the course?

Owen: That woman na, on low-cut, that uses one small portable jeep

Me: I know her, she dey collect sorting, don't worry

Owen: You will pay for me shey

Imagine your babe wants you to concur with a financial obligation without excuse, what will she do? Your answer is as good as mine

My cousin and his friend obyno always ask me about my exam exploits, and sometimes I do give them machinery jobs, not serious ones tho, there are some kind of job you will be required to just enter the hall, write attendance and leave, its always 2k or 2.5k sha, those were the kind of jobs i gave to him and obyno. Obyno came as usual that day, we played soccer on his lappy (winning 10), i spanked him and my cousin back to back to back (using France), am from the old school, so i learnt PS using winning 7,8 and 10, old squad of France (zidane, thuram, trezeguet, henry, wiltord), Brazil (Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, robinho, Adriano)... Aniways, after the game, obyno said he had a job for me, confirm job and i told him i was quite busy with different stuffs, mind you, obyno and my cousin were in finals, one year ahead of me, he didn't take no and tried convincing me

Obyno: Azuka (my native name) abeg help me, the person wey you wan help na my personal person

Me: Guy ehn, too many exams dey my neck and i don too show my face for this school

Obyno: Guy forget, na QS (quantity surveying) she dey and na final year

Me: Ehnnnn, babe again, guy abeg o

Obyno: You no trust me again, you know the way our faculty be na

Me: Guy your dept na building, her own na QS, e no fit be the same na

Obyno: See ehn, i no fit give you runs wey go cast

Me: I know, but this time, no be your dept and you fit no dey dere

Obyno: Forget, this babe wey i dey talk about so, her mind strong pass my own, no be dulling girl o

Me: Which course sef

Obyno: Na mat102

Me: Ok, she go pay well so, women dey sabi stingy o

Obyno: No worry, anything you bill am, she go drop, na final year we dey talk so o, no time again

Me: Sighs.....

Tempted, should i give it a go or not?

Adesina12:
Waiting patiently

I love your suspense points

It make readers eager to read what happen next...

Sweet popcorn for you bro.

Confirm guy...

Napoleon27:
Biko load d next chapter na... I am waiting

Just had time for my phone since morning,patience small o

jnrcess:
I'm loving this

Thanks boss

Morning my people, I had alot of challenges updating those last stories. Off to work, continue later, thanks for understanding

Olanrefront3355:
Being following from the start, it's time I left a comment, Weldone Bro man.....

Thanks Lanre, God bless

It was 5 questions to answer 4, each question has children and grandchildren, i wasn't in a rush, didn't want any form of attention, good or bad. More people came after 3pm, they were made to answer pertinent questions about the course and lecturer, mehn i was lucky o, decided to always come earlier than 3pm to avoid wahala. Midway through, i noticed my seatmate trying to copy from my work, i just shrugged and murmured, "guy code am o, i no want wahala" and he was like, "no wahala", from that moment, i deliberately slowed down to enable the guy get up to speed with my work, and continued while he waits, the lecturer in charge of the course came in and asked the students how the exam is? If it was too difficult? To which most of them replied in the affirmative and the lecturer proceeded to lambast them for been unserious, i just shook my head and watched them.

The lecturer bellowed "30MINUTES MORE", omo naso i begin arrange my work o, signal to submit and then the guy in front of me asked me to pls wait because he hasn't done anything and wants to fill up his answer sheet, omo i just weak because i was on borrowed time, chilled and left my work open but he couldn't copy well because of the lecturer and invigilator in the hall, next thing, i felt a tap on my left leg, looked down and saw his hand clutching two squeezed Azikiwe notes followed with a plea,"guy abeg, write two answer in your question paper and give me", damn!!!! Who does this shit? Omo devil is a liar o, even though for a minute the money enter my eye, i quietly told him i couldn't and he was adamant o, was becoming loud and then the lecturer commanded me and him to stand up...
OH SHIT

I muttered "thank you sir", to which he said, "can i see your school fees receipt and id card", I just shrugged, brought them out with my calculator and presented them to him, at this juncture, you might wonder, how come he's a guy and impersonating a lady, we used same surname but instead of Linda, we used lucky, smart right? Anyways, he left after watching me slowly input the correct registration number without glancing at the credentials (memorizing things). Settled down, did my visual survey, there were more girls than guys and it was pretty quiet, with everybody trying to look busy while the anticult guy prowled from one end to another, barking fearful words to defaulters of simple exam ethics and threatening to collect their paper if they persist, i quietly went through my question paper, ticked the ones i could do and started in earnest.

larabae13:
gabby u made it!! Congratulations.

Thanks Lara, all thanks to you for the gingering

I keep getting this message whenever i want to update

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Don't know what else to do

Chizzy came to see me the next day, we talked about other things relating to our normal courses and exam, he then told me some people in my class were specifically asking for me to help them 'tidy' their exam, i sharply declined and gave him a lowdown of what transpired in my economics sojourn, he laughed all through my tale and commented that,he has always admired my ability to manage crisis and the way i don't buck while under pressure.

Exam day two for economics approached and i believed i could go through it with a better disposition compared to the first time, off i went, funnily their exams was always 3pm, same venue, so it could be upstairs or downstairs, depending on how early the student comes. I got there 2:55pm, lo and behold,exam don start, i was like, 'which kin rubbish be this na', when i entered, an anticult guy was giving a speech about impersonation in the hall and how he will surely catch whosoever doesn't belong there, i just smiled, and sat down while the invigilator came to my seat and gave me the question paper and answer sheet.

Leigh, creeza, nastynic, teemiesexy, taiofil, longcucumber

That moment when you feel you want to be invisible, unnoticed, vanish.... That was how i felt, i felt the man's stare without looking back, seems the man came in silently and noticed me, i slowly stood up, halfway up and he said, "Mr man not you, the guy behind you, in blue shirt". Goddamn, at the rate my heart was going, its surprising the man didn't hear my heartbeat, i sharply sat back down and continued with my work, naso the man enter the guy o,
Man: Young man, what were you doing

Guy: Sir, nothing o

Man: You are very stupid, i have been observing you for more than 5 mins now

Guy: Sir*stammers*

Man: Keep quiet, your neck almost disengaged from body because you want to copy that guy in front of you

At this point, i was really upset, 'this guy wan coba me sha'

Guy: Sorry sir

Man: Sorry for yourself,how am i sure you are in this department

Guy: Ahh sir, i am o

O shit, heartbeat started galloping

Man: Let me see your credentials ****reads the name aloud****
Course rep course rep,
Other students said the course rep was in another hall

Man: Young man,follow me

Guy: Sorry sir

At this point, my heart was almost out of my chest, how do i survive this department for the remaining exams That was the question i asked myself.

I waited for three mins after they left and went to submit my answer sheet, turned and walked out of the hall. Bros my leg ehn, turned to powerbike as i briskly walked far far away from the exam venue, sighed a huge relief when i got to the point i will get shuttle back to ifite gate.

boffinjay:
yeah.tnx.GGMU

GGMU??

Napoleon27:
Senior man we dey wait na... i wan flex your story wella so that Man Utd match go serve as conclusion...den my day go make sense die!!! GGMU!!!

I dey with u bros

boffinjay:
yeah.nd by d special grace of GOD we'll win

I belive you

Napoleon27:
Baba kontinu nau... I dey wait since

Wait no more boss,would update before man u play and if man u win,would update again...

gtin:
Hmmmm i am fearing for u oh, make yawa no gas for ur head based on say na one way in nd one way out

Oga d fear for my mind that minute ehn,anyway sha

plantae:
Gabbyraze, where are you? continue nah! Do you know the number of hours I spent looking for this thread.

My Oga at the top, no vex o...man pikin tire,I dey with u

Taiofil:


Aiii u welcome... Plss mention me wen u update.

Will do that