Jackossky:




Not yet...but hope your mail is working ?

Send me a direct mail, kenneth.alu200@gmail.com

Jackossky:



Lol....sure na...see me in your DM



I hope its working

U sent me a mail?

xolocious:
Chaaiii... Bros, take heart oh.

Thank u bros

gtin:
lol she wey gt paper no carry am for head if na me be u i for shun d whole tin oh, bt since u be lover i knw say u no go gree. By the way y u no go d canteen go pay for her food? Jst asking

I no be lover,I b mugu...pay ke,make thunder fire me if I do that kin tin

Adesina12:
Sorry ....pele

Wo boboyi sha....

dannybomb:
hate doing biz with girls

Mehn they are the worst people,only few know the true meaning of sacrifice

Jackossky:
.

.how e go be na. I need a mentor

Guy depends on how the game is in uniben o,shine ur eyes well well

Dedicated to everybody that has been following

I had to pay part payment for the exam 3 or 4 days before the exam itself and i really dug deep to make it happen. Plus i also had to make fake id card and school fees receipt (another expenses itself), but the feeling of love was spurring me on. I had to pick up those documents the morning of the exam from the man who specializes in forgery, 6am i was up, left ifite to unizik junction where the forger's shop is located, whilst the exam was slated for 8.

Immediately i left home, i called both the guy and blue, telling them to get ready. Picked up the documents, set out for the venue of the exam, which was management science hall 2. Wanted to get there early so i can meet with the course rep and have a tete a tete with him. Kept calling, monitoring their movement and making sure everything was going according to plan, it seemed like na me the guy wan do the exam for. Finally got to the venue with time to spare, got to know who the course rep is and approached him, i was a bit skeptical about how i would present the issue but i decided to be plain and straightforward, because time is of essence and i didn't want anything to go wrong.

Thank God, the guy is a confirm guy, he had no scruples and was cool. Meanwhile its almost 8.30, blue wasn't there, neither was the guy. Kept calling, the guy assured me he was close by and i would see him in a bit, blue was something else. Imagine babe wey i dey epp begin form vex for me for phone, that i was calling her too much and since she has told me she's on her way, i should chill. My brain scatter, i felt stupid, didn't sleep well the previous night because of this same issue and without food in my belly, yet this girl dey yarn dust. I wanted her to give the guy her correct details and also meet the guy personally but the it seems my efforts are not appreciated, Chilled and waited.

The guy came by past 9, luckily the lecturer in charge had not come yet, he apologized for been late. Asked for the girl he was supposedly writing the exam for and was surprised when i told him she said i should chill and wait for her,the guy just chuckled and said "women ehn". I introduced him to the course rep and they spoke for a bit.

The lecturer drove in and hurriedly started arranging the papers in preparedness for the exam. Had to call blue again and she said "am at the gate in ifite", imagine o, person wey her hostel na 10 minutes walk to ifite gate, told her the exam is about to start and the machinery needs to speak with her before he enters the hall. Finally she came, i introduced them and she gave him her correct details, i wished him good luck and he entered the hall.

Even though i was very upset, i didn't say much, i moved her away from the exam environment and we sat somewhere where i could keep an eye on the activities of the exam. She was fidgeting and uneasy, i just smiled and wondered, women are very funny creatures, always thinking about their own and making sure their ass (figuratively) is covered. An hour later, a few guys came out of the hall, looking not too comfortable, i studied their countenance and facial expressions, couldn't help but sigh. Trust woman na, she no ask me anything.

Finally the guy came out, i quickly approached him and asked how it went, he spoke well, was able to remember some of the questions(it was German objective sort of exam). I was glad and gave him his balance. Time check, 11.45, i settled him and couldn't find blue, i was surprised because i didn't spend up to 5minutes with the machinery. Called her and this conversation took place:

Blue: *in a sexy voice* Hello

Me: Blue where are you

Blue: Am in the canteen, am hungry, i went to get something to eat

Me: You went to eat? Ok na...take care

Bleep mehn, have been played and have been a fool, mehn i Bleep up sha....these were my thoughts as i tiredly found my way home

Jackossky:
Feed us more

Machinery...looks tempting to me.....

Uniben chai..... Let see how my ordeal in that school will go

Bros well done o,before u go into it,u need better back up and u gats know d in and out of the game. Update coming later today

sunmbo123:
Oya gabbyraze



clap for yourself

Lol,no vex. Got muscle issue in the leg,its making me really uncomfortable. No vex again

gtin:

I understand now, mehn girls can take advantage oh. Meanwhile am waiting for d nxt update

Today most definitely. Happy Sunday

enethecoco:

thank you, I hope to get better

U sure will

gtin:

This part got me laffn hard, by the way why wud she be looking for a machinery wen she doesnt hv money?

Reverse psychology bros,she can't read it,machinery is the next best option and she got a toaster who's willing to do anything for her.

Nice story ma'am, aside a few wrong prepositions inbetween,its looking good. Keep it up ma

xolocious:
YungTemy, Gabbyraze, hamdapson, Dtobbs, Obimgbo, Yewandequeen... she needs ur support. plz come show her some love!

Am here,would check out the story asap

Xaviercasmir and samwise, I dey see Una o

xolocious:
Thanks for the update!!!

My man,happy weekend.

Yemike:
baba we are waiting o

Updated

Hanging out with these guys sorta made me realize how youths waste away their time and resources, just because they have an easier alternative. They rarely went for lectures or do assignments, i didn't preach to them neither did i castigate their actions, after all nobody holy pass.

As exams approached, i already told chizzy i wasn't in the game anymore and wanted to concentrate on my project work and prepare towards defence. So i was not expecting any of his calls towards that regard, my cousin was serving so that channel has closed too, i was at peace with myself and spent majority of my time hanging out with my hostel mates or teaching the kids or visiting blue.

Blue is 5'5, chocolate skinned, she has cat like eyes, very alluring (picture Regina askia or Halle berry), smooth and fresh skin, her boobs are pert, kinda small but her derrierre is shapely and sexy. Her selling point is her voice, husky yet soft, the kind of voice that can make a man have wet dreams at night. Her dress sense is always dope, she favours trousers for outing but short skirts or bum shorts at home, those legs mehn, they kill me everytime.

My problems started when blue began giving me the stick, saying that she isn't ready for any relationship because all guys care about was sex and stuff and she has been heartbroken too many times. I was ready to have a sexless relationship with her (IMAGINE!!!), i was ready to do anything for her but she still wasn't moved to agree to my proposal. On one of my visits, she told me she has a carry over course to write and she is finding it difficult to understand the course, it turned out that it was MAT111(my nemesis). I kindly advised her to find a classmate of hers,preferably female who can put her through thoroughly but she wanted a machinery.

As per say love full my eyes na, i told her to find a machinery and i will foot the bills, she agreed happily. Finding a machinery turned out to be an herculean task(according to her), all the people she knew who did such have stopped. I took it upon myself to find a worthy person since its a tough task and requires an experienced head. The first guy i met, agreed to meet with me for discussion and i took blue along. We met somewhere in 2nd market ifite and discussed about the course. Though he could do it, he complained that his face is well known in that faculty and he doesn't want to jeopardize his engineering degree since he's a final year student as well, he really wished he could help but his hands were tied, i understood perfectly.

Blue was almost in tears, time was running out, exams was in less than 2 weeks, and she hasn't gotten a machinery yet. I tried giving her hope, been positive, i believed that we will definitely find but she didn't believe, on one of my numerous visits, she brought it up again....

Me: Why are u looking this way na, your final year exam is fast approaching and you are looking so downcast

Blue: Ken you wont understand, i don't want to have extra year

Me: Who says you will have extra year

Blue: This mat is giving me sleepless nights and am worried

Me: Am here for you and i have told all my guys to help me source for a machinery, in no time we will find one, believe me

Blue: What if we can't find one in time?

Me: We will, no be unizik we dey again, i know how the game is played

Blue: *looks me straight in the eye* I thought you will write it for me

Me: *laughs hard* am outta the game for good and moreover, i don't write for people i care about

Blue: Ken please, i dont have any hope

Me: Don't talk like that, hope is abound, just believe

Blue: Ok if you say so

I doubled my efforts in my search and luckily i caught a break. A guy who stays in the adjourning hostel of my previous hostel(located in regina), we played football together and we were cool with each other. He made a few bad decisions and had an extra year due to supervisor wahala (imagine that). I visited my former hostel and we talked about the issue and he said he can write it, he's a gamer like me so it was easy to pass the message. Though he billed me high, i was happy and elated that evening, i quickly called blue and told her i was coming to her place. Got there in record time and gave her the good news, she wasn't too happy and this baffled me and her roomate/coursemate, i asked why she isn't happy and she said she doesn't have money to pay.

Women can be very devious and manipulative, her friend gave her the evil eye while i smiled and reminded her of my promise to foot the bill. She lit up and thanked me profusely, i just asked her to get some past questions for me. She was happy all through my stay and i figured i have finally gotten past her shield but i was wrong, dead wrong.......

Lets get this on the road. My apologies, my phone get Ebola, makes it difficult for my OneNote app to open.

Sorry my people, have been having phone and power issues. So I wanted to update but I realized I didn't describe a certain character well enough, so I gotta retype it again.

gtin:
@Gabbyraze, baba come and update something na, no starve guys like dis

Bros abeg no vex, I greatly apologize. Would do later today(hopefully). I apologize to everybody for been quiet, forgive me

Adesina12:


Thanks bro

I am a chartered Accountant....to God be the Glory

Congrats,we go wash am o

AyarmBoye:
The spirit wouldn't leave you so easily even when u proclaimed to have left iy

U reckon abi,illegal and fast money dey sweet

If you know fiyah very well, you will know she update her stories at her own pace, I think she's a medical student or something. So please lets not form hunger for updates,just keep looking till she does and she will not abandon the story.
Well done fiyah,the story looks promising

xolocious:


Ekosodin for Ugbowo (That's where UNIBEN is situated)

Bros Na dead man zone be that o,not for the fainthearted

gtin:
Wow so u escaped that Collins palava, hmmmmm i hope u are not trying to come out of retirement oh

My brother,e get d way d Mata come b o,sha dey watch

Adesina12:
wow!!!

Nice life style bro

You really know how to play the game

Though I wrote GCE for a cousin after graduation but I retire from academic and non academic exams and started home tutor for my students in Ikoyi, Yaba and V.I. even during NYSC I tutored them til when I got a permanent job and started my ICAN that took away my leisure time

Sweet popcorn for you bro

U don turn boss finally,twale

xolocious:
Thanks for the recognition...
You've been doing a great work. I join many and others in saying thanks for this great work.
You're a genius.
More grace!!!

Thanks my man,God bless

Dedicated to everybody who has been here all this while. Bibijay123(ghost emeritus), veekid(MIA baba), gtin(my baba), obimgbo(new writer), bibi294(funny lady who writes well), ghostwritter, xolocious, leosirsir, adesina12, ayarmboye,

Collins engaged in a fierce argument with the lady who was baffled as to why the names don't correlate, he said he didn't know when the attendance passed his seat and she should bring it for him to write his name. He was quick to remind her that he's a final year student and if she proves adamant, he wont hesitate to report her to our hod, i guess she was convinced because she gave him the attendance sheet and he proudly crested the name on his answer sheet which wasn't his real details.

We finished that exam and i was glad because i was done for good, i was out and luck had been my close pal all the while i undertook different risks in different departments. One thing for sure, i wasn't greedy, i just needed the extra dough for upkeep and other expenses. I always followed my instincts and didn't take jobs for the sake of the dough, it was carefully thought through, i always asked questions about all there was to know and always prayed for luck. I never showed myself in the hall, always stayed under the radar, man needs to avoid attention because in that kind of situation, attention is a recipe for trouble, go in, do the job and get out, THATS MY MOTTO.

We wrote our final exam amidst jubilation and joy, at least no more assignments or quiz, no more classes. The celebration no get part two o, we hit the bars, drinking and partying, painting the town red, irrespective of those who still had a few carry over courses to write, we were in the red zone, where tomorrow don't matter.

My project work was coming on nicely and i wondered what i will be doing with my time since they wont be lectures all through the semester. Well i believed when the time came, things will fall into place. Second semester started, in the typical fast way it always does, i took 3 extra weeks holiday chilling in Lagos, after all no more class, so i got notin to fear.

I engaged in private lesson, for some kids who were preparing to take common entrance examinations, that sorta made me feel better because it was a legit and legal way of making dough and also keeps my brain sharp. The dough wasn't much but it gives peace of mind and also no risk.

I moved from Regina to ifite, a new hostel in miracle junction. The hostel was nice, big room, all tiled, the bathroom, chai words cant describe. I decided to keep it low, since my older cousin who was running a postgraduate program had decided to start kpanshing our next door neighbour (ewwwwww). Most of my neighbours were 100level and 200level students, i only greeted them whenever our paths cross and that's it. Always spent time out, came home late always, am a nightcrawler.

During this legit hustle, there was a babe i was toasting, lets call her Blue. Blue is a beautiful, average heighted, chocolate skinned sexy looking girl. A student of banking and finance,final year. She struck that part of my heart that is rarely used, i became a mumu for love and did countless things for her, just to make her happy.

As exams approached, i was out of the game for good and didn't want to engage anymore. God has been good to me and it's absolutely foolhardy to abuse that kind of grace. Chizzy called but i gently rebuffed his offer, me can't die for other people jare. Meanwhile, i had started rolling with my hostel guys and girls, we used to talk alot, play football too. At least there weren't the drinking type, so its dandy and cool. I found out most of them were kinda unserious and talked about shortcuts towards exams and other academic responsibilities, they didn't know i am the prof in making shortcuts easy. Little did i know my perceived retirement is simply PERCEIVED.