Longcucumber:
ok we are waiting.

Will do bros,just got home from work

temmiesexy:

Auntie e dey totori u...welcome

Taiofil:
@op mehhhnn...ur story is so hillarious i had to read everything up to date ... Keep the good work (not machinery oooh i mean the story). Almost similar to the kinda machineries in my school.

Lol,I don pass that kin hustle now na, thanks for stopping by

Longcucumber:
Nice write up.update more sharp sharp.

Welcome bros,I drop another one before d day runs out

Adesina12:
My heart is beating faster and louder

Hey man!!!!!

Keep it coming bro....

Just what I was feeling at that moment broda, d Mata ehn

Dedicated to my new people, itsede, kenyatalk, gtin, sirugos, plantae, adesina12

The economics department in unizik was located in perm site, but was later moved to management science. The building is a structure to behold, the architectural style a masterpiece and their classes, very conducive and airy. Well tiled, with working fans to cool you while receiving lectures, all in all, aside faculty of law, i think this eco dept is second best in terms of comfortability.

I had never gone to that department before, whenever i went to management science, its always bank fin, accounting or bus admin depts, they had all the fine fine girls lol. I told my client (lets call her Linda), to bring me their time table and the materials for all the courses she's offering for that semester. 8 courses in total, mostly mathematical and calculation courses, hence her need for a 'machine', mehn she brought them and i swore inwardly, "na die i dey so"... Big handouts, with crazy and complex calculations, most are not self explanatory and Linda didn't even provide course outline for me to follow.

If not for my penchant for keeping my word, i would have backed out of the deal because truth be told, you are as good as what you come up against and since i have never been against such tough and untested waters, i was scared, aniways,after going through their timetable, i told her i might not be present for 2 out of the 8 courses because they clash with my own normal exams to which she agreed to source for alternative means.

I got to the exam venue and tentatively walked towards the hall, heart beating like crazy and the desire to bolt out of that environment a very strong one. Manned up, and stepped in, got to know it was upstairs, and i sighed, "no escape route", one door served as entry and exit, finally got in at exactly 3.pm (time for the exam), they had shared question papers and answer sheet, and in my mind, i was like "oboi this guys serious o", the invigilator called my attention and summoned me to the front, where he stood

Man: Are you for this exam

Me: Yes sir

Man: How come you are just coming

Me: Sorry sir, i didn't get shuttle in time (even though i wasn't late)
****heart beating like crazy*****
Man: Ok, take your question paper and answer sheet and go sit down

Me: Thank you sir

I was told to sit somewhere close to the door, back back, used two mins to observe the other people in the hall and I realized that, most of them didn't even know much because some were chewing their pen, while some counted the ceiling, others were writing once every 30secs (sign of small preparation). Smiled, heartbeat was normal and i proceeded to go through the questions, they weren't too difficult but some were very foreign to me. Sharply started writing, and even after 25mins, some people were still coming for the exam, the invigilator was mad and furious,(that dept they don't take rubbish o), and made those students stay outside for some mins beforeo allowing them to come in and take the exam.

I wrote for awhile, raised my head up,observed my environment for some minutes in a lazy, languid and relaxed manner, feigned like i was thinking or cracking my head, then resumed writing. All this, to make anybody who's attention is in me to shift because once attention rests on you as a machine, doom beckons. Halfway through, i heard a booming voice, HEY MR MAN, STAND UP!!!!!!

Apt intro, everyone is guilty of something like this...

itsede:
Bros continue nah
As blood they boil seriously...
You just make me remember that unholy guy during campus survival, Anyway sha.

I will,its a promise. Thanks

kenyatalk:
Why do university security officer have the audacity to slap you guys ....what sort of nonsense is that..

Bros unizik anticult guys have the right to do anything and they will get away with it because the v.c who installed them gave them unlimited powers. Ask anybody you know in inizik

gtin:

I feel u bro but all work and no play u knw na

I get ur point, I go try am some,women no go kill man for 9ja

gtin:
Nice story OP bt i never any part way u talk abt ur girlfriend, abi u be gay? Just asking

Its an hustling story bro, not relationship or sexual. But I fit add one or two things sha

Frontpage tins......thanks to all those who followed and commented, God bless you. Happy new month and I promise to be better with my updates

2shur:
men fuc this stupid shiit write up
and stat making cool cash.
ma niggi u can be making 800k a month
fuc dis write up abeg

800k ke, mogbe....bros abeg I twale for you o, show me the way na

sirugos:
You are good, absultly good. How I wish we can ack all these as a movie

Hahahahah movie ke, bros na u go be actor o. Thanks for following

plantae:
Doing all those runs you did at OAU would have been a disaster. I couldn't dare it.

Na mind bros, people do it in OAU and heavens no fall. Everything na format

plantae:
Hello Gabbyraze, your updates got my ribs cracking Mehn! I am really enjoying your tory. In Sapele parlance, oil dey your head. Continue abeg.

My delta broda, tank u. I full ground

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Adesina12:


Yeah what I mean is that I sit for a candidate throughout and write like 12 courses which include carryover from lower level

I am enjoying your tory jhoor

I get your point now bro, d matter no easy

Adesina12:
Respect bro

During my time it was 12 subject in one exam (carryover inclusive)

weldone

I understand mehn,I rarely had carryover,so I could so other peoples own too,probably 20 courses in total or more

Dedicated to my people who has had my back since day 1....thanks and God bless

We went home feeling fulfilled, without telling the others about the deal we were given (stab in the back,yea), we were asked to come the next day with our passport for registration et al. Next day came, we got there and was ushered in, got seated and the man came in and welcomed us. Gave us form to fill and proceeded to tell us about the job description....

The job was similar to what we did,but isn't called POCKETMONI, it was called something else (can't remember) and since we were going to be working with the company directly, it wouldn't end like POCKETMONI did, guy, the four of us just deflated, we felt it was something different, something that will involve computer skills and knowledge but alas,its same kinda thing we just came out from, we told the man we will think about it and get back to him, which he agreed.

On our way back home, we decided to reject the offer, once beaten twice shy, readily comes to mind and we weren't eager to jump back into the field and do more talking when we had not recovered from the last ordeal.

After a few weeks, exams approached and i was eager to get started, having missed lectures and tests due to some crazy hustle, i had alot to catch up on and i was working hard to meet up. Didn't really put in mind that exam hustle will come, even though i was sure it would, my own personal exams were the most important at that moment and i felt i was pushing my luck too far by taking on too many runs thereby exposing myself to great risk.

Exams started and i felt some relief when chizzy didn't holler me, at least let other guys go for the job even though they can't deliver what i could, its about time some other person takes the risk. Little did i know i was going to undertake one of the hardest runs i ever had to do.....

Chizzy called and requested for us to hang out, he wanted us to talk etc, so i went to his house and he told me, he knows i wanted to stay away from the halls, and he respect that but this particular runs, he can't turn it down because the lady in question is a good friend of his and she has been on his neck about this particular exam and since he can't give it to just anyone else, he begged me to accept the offer, even though it went against all my rules for impersonation:

1. The person is a girl

2. She is pretty and popular in her class

3. Her course rep isn't the free minded type

4. She is in economics dept, faculty of management science

5. I have never done any course in that dept before

It looked a daunting task, but i have always been a sucker for challenges, i demanded a meeting with the girl, so i can gauge her myself and make my own observations..

The day came, we met in management science faculty, chizzy said i should tell the girl am in business administration department (so she wont have reason to doubt my abilities), the meeting went great and she agreed to pay 5k per course, 8 courses together...*see funds*

Quickly forged the necessary id card and school fees receipt and exam started.....

*foreign man in a foreign land*

All ye code talking niggers, pls go private and stop derailing this thread...thanks in advance

Good thinking temy,else wetin ur eye for see ehn,mouth no go fit talk am

Dedicated to larabae13, shotunz, yungtemy and collinometricx

You know the feeling you get when your expectations have been dashed, when you feel your heart has been ripped from your chest, when it seems your total plan has been killed.....

That was how I felt, was yanked out of my reverie when one of the girls screamed and sat on the floor, with tears running down her face,other ladies joined the crying crew while some just started cursing Mr Henry. I couldn't really think or decide, i was blank,empty, too many thoughts running in my head. Emma was just thanking God because he still had his 5k, which represents the only thing he gained from all the trekking,talking and suffering. Someone immediately mentioned that since we could transfer money from the pocketmoni account registered with our work sim, we can equally do the same by sending the money to our respective bank accounts.

We argued back and forth, reason been that, they could block ones bank account since the money belongs to the company and the job has been suspended, others said the line would have been blocked already, a girl tried hers,it didn't work, omo see gobe, another girl tried her's by purchasing airtime,viola, 5k airtime enter her phone, mehn see rushing na, most of us started trying our own o, while others felt we were robbing the company (bunch of idiots), imagine the other girls used their's for airtime (girls mumu sha,not all), while some couldn't because their pocketmoni line has apparently been blocked or something. I tried mine, it apparently opened but i had a big challenge, my atm card was at home and i don't receive alert from my bank, i wanted to withdraw the money asap to avoid stories that touch, i sha transferred 4k, it was deducted from the pocketmoni account, i was happy despite the dire situation, i sharply buy airtime N750, no time to waste. As e enter, i put a call through to my cousin who is also my roommate,and instructed him to immediately go to the nearest atm machine with my card and withdraw everything in my account, he asked why and i gave him an abridged version of events.

After doing all that, some succeeded while others didn't, we started planning on what to do because we cant just give up without a fight, so we decided to meet in the hotel the next morning and if by then we haven't heard anything concrete from Mr Henry, we will proceed to the company he took us to and lay our complaint there......we all dispersed with the intent of gathering the next day

Me, Emma and kizo were together and talked at length about the unfortunate situation and vehemently vowed to pursue the matter to the end.

NEXT DAY

We set out for the hotel, chizzy came along with us after listening to the miserable situation we found ourselves, we got to the hotel and found that Mr Henry never came back to the hotel and the buses and speakers have been returned to the original owners. We met other people there even though most of the ladies and a few guys didn't turn up. We then proceeded to udoka estate, where that office was located to voice out and also get information on the current situation.

Due to brokeness and probably anger, we walked from amawbia to udoka estate (through inner roads sha but the distance no be small). Got there, the security man was been an ass, we held our ground and demanded to see the manager, after waiting for almost 3 hours, because we were told the manager went out, he finally drove in and we started speaking loudly and threatening fire and brimstone, part of the reason we took chizzy was for such, dude has got alot of ginger and a strong presence, finally the manager came out and asked what our issues was, we told him about Mr Henry's sudden disappearance and demanded to know the reason plus the possibility of of been paid for the days we actually worked. The man tried to placate us by saying Mr Henry has been suspended, that he is guilty of gross insubordination. Omo our head scatter and trust chizzy na, the whole street knew people came to that office because we were ready for whatever, just wanted our goddamn money, at the point the manager pointed at chizzy and asked, "who are you", the four of us (chizzy,me,Emma and kizo) walked towards the man as a group and chizzy answered "am nobody, i wasn't part of the job but this guys are my friends and we are ready to go any length", guess the man was impressed with his guts because the next thing he said was,"come inside,lets talk".

The four of us proceeded with him while the others stayed back, he took us to an office and proceeded to ask us questions, general and personal questions. He commented that he was impressed with the personal traits chizzy displayed, he actually thought chizzy is a military person, that our group seems tough and we had each other's backs even in time of challenges. Long and short of it was that, Mr Henry is gone and the probability of getting our money is less than 40%, but he had a deal for us,he would like the four of us to work for his company directly........

Smiles and shakes, its an IT company,we are comp.sc students....who wouldn't be happy? Did it work out or is it another promise and fail, find out

Good morning my people,thanks for following and am really sorry for the irregular updates, would try to do better

larabae13:
yea I get it. Stay cool

Typing.....tanx for looking out

larabae13:
Gabbyraze where art thou?

Am here....my days aren't mine anymore,only free at night and that belongs to sleep

Dedicated to collinometricx and larabae13

By nature, am not a very punctual person and ever since we started that job, i always got to the hotel later than normal time, my friend Becky always complained about it but i always told her that, since people come from different locations, the time for arrival isn't always strictly adhered to.

Morning came, i showered and prepared for work, carried my customized shirt on my shoulder, and moved out. Just felt like taking bus instead of the usual bike, because i wanted to get there when most of the brouhaha would have died down, my mind was relaxed and that internal antennae that always alerted me was quiet. Got to the busstop(st Paul's university in amawbia), got down and started my long walk, which would take give or take, 30 mins. I took it slow, enjoying my rap songs through my headphones. Many of my co workers used bike and they all hollered greetings as their bike drove past, i chuckled when some exclaimed that "guy see as u dey stroll,na u get POCKETMONI", on i went, without bother.

When i got to the street where the hotel was located, i increased my pace because it seems like i was really running late, got close to the hotel and i saw Becky sitting in an abandoned shop,looking down, i paused my music and said hi, the she rose her head and said........ "Ken we are finished", i was like,what does that mean, Becky can be a bit dramatic and emotional about occurrences so it didn't immediately register what she was driving at, i then asked her to explain, to which she said, "Mr Henry don run".......... Goddamnit, i first swore, my heart begin boil, then Emma and kizo alighted from a bike and i quickly told them the news, kizo asked if i had entered the hotel, to which i said no and he suggested we go in to know what the actual issue is and to get a clearer picture.

We got in the hotel(me, kizo and Emma), i got the second shock, the buses were nowhere to be found!!!!!!! Choi, this man don play us sha, we then saw other members of the different teams, looking dejected and mumbling amongst themselves, we approached Bond and asked the 411, he claimed that a reliable source told him Mr Henry went out as early as 6am and when the source asked for his destination, Asaba was the answer. The source been a guy that works with us and lives in the vicinity of the hotel, Bond then said though he had put a call through to Mr Henry earlier in the morning and the background was extremely noisy to which Mr Henry had affirmed he had an appointment with a top brass of E tranzact in asaba and would be back before 11. The story don begin get sides and as more people converged, we began to think of the way forward. We asked the hotel receptionist if Mr Henry checked out of his room but she said no.

We tried calling and his lines were not reachable, some of us decided the deal was off while others (team leaders) tried to assure us it wasn't since he didn't check out, we kept trying his lines till it rang and we told Bond to put it on loudspeaker so we can all get the message/information and the conversation went thus

Bond: Hello sir

Mr H: Hello

Bond: Its Bond sir, we are waiting for you in the hotel

Mr H: The job is over, am on my way to asaba

Bond: Over How do u mean sir

Mr H: U are deaf,right? I said the job is over, be going to your different houses

Bond: Ahhh sir, this is not good o,how about our money now

Mr H: Look Mr man, you are disturbing me, job is over, go home

******drops call*******

The hotel compound as was quiet as a tomb, you could hear a pin drop, i guess we were astonished and still processing the conversation we just heard, and then all hell was let loose....

collinometricx:
u try oooo... U nor fit mention mhi

My boss,no vex for me...infact I go dedicate the next update to you as per say u b my oga at the top

larabae13:
Gabbbyraze why u pause na?

The mr henry should have given you guys little out of your money before going to onitsha naah

Sorry for the pause,been busy with work stuff,will hopefully update today. Thanks alot for looking out