Just curious do our mods refresh pages every second or they receive alert on their phones...when all dis ish is happening

Later on dem go say pr1ck don disappear....and dem go dey beg TB josh to find am for emma TV

Sharppppp....dump na kill? Even d fiancee will dump herself sharprly

Ask Mr Google

Graduate first

Creamychic:
Honesty is the best policy!

watsz funny about ur advice that's making u laugh.... Or are u laughing @ d joke...what am I saying sef?

screenagerjoe: Na waa ooo, 4get ds OP, PLS Advice Me On what to Do!
The greatest embarasment of ma life!
there is dis beautiful girl I ve been husling for
a lng time. she finally agreed to pay me a visit.
I
went to father's mustache and got her a full
chicken. she waz munching dis fowl and
asked
me to join her, I refused dat I just ate a lot of
it
today. she finally finished d fowl leaving some
remainant of d bones. it waz time for her to
go,
as a kind girl she askd of my trashbin so she
dump d remainant of d fowl, I tld her not to
worry
I will do it ma self but first let me c u off. I
saw
her off and came home sharply to come n
work
on d bones she couldn't devour. while I wz
working on d bones, she batched in without
knocking n I foolishly forgot to bolt d door.
she
said she forgot her handkerchief. she took it
without saying a word. meanwhile d bones
dey
inside my mouth I no fit shout. I ve not called
her
since den. I still dey shame til nw. Wetin mk I
do?

hahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha

Propose when she is in labor she will say yes.....

When was BMW released on techno sef?

O boi u sabi yarnn ooooooo *sleep*

Ah ah.....as in why do psy doctors discharge dis pips so fast na?

babyBB: Wen u fall in luv the first tyme, u began to see that ur world revovles around the person u luv(which is natural) and u can not live without d person u luv but as u get to know d person u luv more, day by day, u shares ideas 2gether, ur dreams and aspirations in life, u began to see the REAL him/her, then u see d reality of life face to face, wat if he/she breach ur trust, lies to u, or cheated on u and as a result has a child with anoda woman and did all sort of unspeakable tins to u and now he is remorseful abt his actions and promise to change? Challenges will always come and in different proportns and magnitude. The questn i want to as is dat if u really luv dat person will u stay when the challenges are at its peak or runaway. Pls ur comments pls

take my advice.....PEOPLE DONT CHANGE...love is simply means "getting used to someone"....so u can "love anyone that behaves him or herself..if u personalize love...ure just deceiving urself...ANY MAN OR WOMAN WITH THE RIGHT CHARACTER CAN BE LOVED...so my dear leave any relationship that hurts u and patiently wait for a more behaved person

Gabriel6: Three days ago i had sex with a lady, but i did nt enjoy the sex at all. The next day and even today am experiencing a very hard pain in the rips around my stomach. Pls is it because of the sex or something else

its the early sign of the new strain of HIV called HIVX.....the virus usually settle around the stomach and cause sharp pain few days afre sex...nevertheless there is a cure....the only way u can end the pain is to die faster...like sucide...u own don pafuka

Mynd_44:
Guilty!!!!!

u accepted blame for what u did not do just to attract the comment tof the south african....shooooo u no get shame oooo

fear of NL frontpage

im always ashamed when i read all dis multilevel marketing stuff

dead

am so damn tired of dis future ex-marraige....

hypocrite why now follow her...just carry ur bags and Go stand in front of the biggest mosque in damaturu...with ur thin legs and high shoes let dem bokos bois show u the shortcut to meet ur goldie...

NL and sexyKilling mods

i feel the opposite sex" is madt

NADIA is photochop

is to discover that your woman is or was once a man

medussa the gaggog

as u make ur bed na so u go lieee

seee d faggg i was thinking will run for president ...look yo GOP forget about the WHITE HOUSE FOREVER y'all bunch of schmucks....

can i buy convocation form ni...since ASUU A5SS TI SUU MIIIII