₦airaland Forum

xynerise:
Shey na wetin u dey find be that? Ok na u be the cootest babe in Nairagboza. Wetin make we do?

At times, u can be a sweet heart and at times u are a pain in bom bom but no wahala. I dey treat today as your bad day. . . U must be so hungry that u get so angry

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Male= None.

Female= Gabry. [/color]

Me? Really? Mama, are u sure now?

makajibbz:
thatz wat yu think. wait 4 her to com online.

Common now. I know Honeric more than u think I do.

hey! is that picture u? I think u are cute!

Ivynwa:
Gabry Baby,
Is that picture really you? I never knew you are mixed----thought you are a black lady proper like myself. I am one of your fans too and yes I think you are cute too just like Mama-Gee even though Mama pisses me off when she starts her own here in Nairaland but they are still part of the reason I like her. All of you special people like 190 too makes Nairaland rock in a certain kind of way-----smile

Oh My! Im so embarrass right now and Im flattered but now Im kinda shy naa

nortyd:
no, lol i sent them as i didnt visit at christmas

hope you have a great time

Usually if I would like to send something there, I would wait till any of my friends goes thre and I will hand it over to them. Cause I know I cannot depend on the Nigerian postal services!

marcus1234:
Nice,

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Wetin be nice for hia sef? What is your recommendation?

Ivynwa:
@Gabry
   You are sweeter than I even thought. I appreciate your good-heartedness. Giving because you really want to give not to seek affection and draw closer to the boyfriend's family like some of our Naija ladies do. A certain lady I know (did she even buy new stuffs for the sister -in-law then, can't remember because the girl told me she was given handed-down clothes) when she was being courted by the brother. Then immediately they got married, the sister-in-law was seriously rebuked (by that same lady that was acting up nice to her before she got married to her brother) for wearing one of her accessories. Now she talks down on the girl who visits her brother sometimes and once even asked her "what she is still doing in her brother's house?". Some of our ladies are only as nice as they are able to get into the hearts of the family of their boyfriends and after the wedding, that same person will remind you----that your brother's house is now her property. I am not joking here----it happens.

yes, but please do not generalize. Not everyone is like that. Cause If I were to generalize as well, I would claim China to be fraudsters in duplicating original products and Nigeria to be 419 and malaysia to be human trafikkers and rapers and etc etc which is not a good thing cause not everyone is like that. but back to the question, what shall I get for them?

coolier:
Very funny! Am ROTFL. Is this some kind of a joke or is this for real? All the way from (where are you Gabry?) - a carry bag, a leather wallet, for your in-laws at Xmas? you think our people would appreciate those kind of gifts? What will Mama do with a leather wallet, keep her credit cards and notes in it? I bet she would end up giving it to somebody else and hating you for giving it to her.

I would think 10yards of Guinea Brocade for Baba (it's not that expensive) and a small Lace material for Mama would gladden their hearts at Christmas time and they would be pleased with you. I wouldn't give them a carry bag and wallet especially at Xmas time. To me, it's inappropriate. The others don't matter much to me.

You dont need to sound so sarcastic. let me remind you that I am not a Nigerian and Im not aware of what gifts your people would like thats why I came out with this thread. if you dont think its right, just say "I dont think its appropriate to give so and so instead of laughing hard about it really"

And what is a Guinea Brocade

jennykadry:
True coolier, when i saw the wallet i was like mamas love keeping their money inside their bra or tie it inside their wrapper

She might not find guinea brocade or lace materials in malaysia, I might be wrong

Well, thanks for mentioning it now cause I nevr knew they keep their money there. . .

nortyd:
i think the bag and wallet is a good idea perhaps put some money in the wallet
im doing the same as you but i go in november
not sure i would take perfume remember not to put it in your hand luggage
my hubby asked me to get a cardigan for his dad
shoes for his mum
pumps for his house mates , they are also my good friends
i will be takeing some childrens clothes for his neices and nephew maybe colouring book and pens
somebags of sweets
ive got t shirts for some police guys ive made friends with

hope my list helps and gives you a good idea
last christmas i bought watches, some henleys t shirts,knecklace but half of the parcels didnt arrived i guess they were stolen

u mean you send your parcels via post instead of checking them in through your flight?

jennykadry:
Your bf should atleast know the size of the men or have an idea if what it might be

I wouldnt recommend money to be given first off, dont start with money cos if you do they will expect it from you all the time

Yes you might end up dashing them a couple of naira notes but that should come last. go with the gifts first

My bf dosnt know that Im buying gifts for his family and I dont intend to let him know. I wont give any money because in my culture, only a married woman can give money, not a single lady.

Hmmm. . . Im looking at play mate and all this old woman and man come thinking Im pairing them up! Chei!

Nevermind oo. if to make friends is about paying gold, than I will leave you guys alone.

Get ready for wetin

makajibbz:
male = no idea [no homo]

female = honeric01

Abeg oo. Honeric is a male.

philip0906:
Haven't seen all but here is my opinion sha
Female- googles ,naija-sisi
Male-becomerich

I havent seen their pictures yet and Im yet to find out

dominique:
cute babies

Sista, this one no be viewing babis now. Who is your cutest male and female nairalander?

ibkaye:
I think you are Gabry

IBKAYE!!!! Where have u been? I miss u die ooo 

Thanky ou for choosing me and who is your cutest male nairalander?

makajibbz:
gosh,       wat ugly babies

LOL! Dont let their momma's come catch you sayin that, you go fear well well naaa 

Abeg! Who is your cutst male and female Nairalander?

Hardballer:
your an angel thanx

Anything for u dear

dominique:
you should thank gab for being the front runner
i've also filled and submitted

Hey, long time naa

Nahh. I hink is the time difference which made me first. Lol

I hav filled in the questionaires and submitted. Good luck and all the best

We've heard of the funniest, most annoying, friendliest and so forth but we have not picked out our cutest nairalanders.

It would help if they have their pictures. 

So people! Who is the cutest male and female nairalander of all time? 

[img]http://3.bp..com/_EXopv5BJbnY/Sj2915QgJmI/AAAAAAAAA4Q/rim7CjCLYV0/s400/black-baby3.jpg[/img] https://i173.photobucket.com/albums/w58/arthur-o_O/AsianBaby2.jpg https://www.treehugger.com/Sama-Baby-Fall-Outfit.JPG

manny4life:
Sister u have time o, shoot, when my sis went home, only mom and father of her yet to be husband she bought something but it's good anyways. I told her not to waste her money period.

but its part of my customs naa

jennykadry:
Get the men a pair of pants each, the little kids depending on their age could go with clothes each or some baby toys

LIke black slacks ? But I dont know their sizes naaa. As for the kids, ok I will see if I can find some nice clothes or toys.

SeanT21:
R u guys ready to tie the knot?? Meeting the parents is a BIG step.

Tie the whot? Oh Nooo. . . . . . Its just celebrating Christmas with his family naaa. Not that extreme

jenibayo:
I was comin frm a frds house and i met one handsome guy and he was askin me out, but i told him am in a relationship and he said de guy am datin is not ma real man and i told him hw did he kw and he said dey sent him to bless me and i told him thanx for dat.
So he ask me out for a drink and we both went for a drink in a bar.
We had alot of drink and de bill was 50euro 84cent, and he told me he dont av any moni wiv him so i av to run to de bank and collect some moni to pay de bill.
We also went to eat and i also payed de bill which was 24euro and he told me he dont av moni to buy ticket to vienna, i give him 120euro.
When he was about to leave he said i av gud heart and i will be very happy in life and i told him thanx and i collected his number.
I called him a day b4 yesterday and sumbodi picked de call sayin; DE GUD LORD WILL BLESS U.
I called de number more than 5 times and de person was still sayin; DE GUD LORD WILL BLESS U.
So i called yesterday and de guy was askin me to marry him, i was so shock when i saw a ring in ma hand.
I called him yesterday and he said i shuld never give up on ma kindness and love i show to people and i called de number sum hours ago sum one picked de call and told me i called a wrong number.
So he wrote me sms sum mins ago sayin; I LOVE U AND I MISS U.
And i called de number and another person picked de call and said i called a wrong number.
Wat do u think cos i told ma mum just nw and she said i av a gud heart and i always av pity on people.
Wat do u guys think.
Cos i dey fear oo, make he no con be say i don give jesus BUSSI!!!!!!, lol

I think u are naive

jennykadry:
come gabry, you no see baby siena mini skirt, expensive is written allover her

The only gift i will give to siena is an AK47 gun, cos he is in for some serious fight with them men when siena grow up, even now the gurl don dey get toasters imagine when she begin wear tight fitted pants and body hugging tops, dayummmmmmmmmm

Ol boy siena tighten your seat and waist belt

Na waaa ooo, See you old people go talk on behalf of Sienna. This one not fair naa. I bet Sienna will grow up wiser than that. She would be a mature young lwoman with brains of a delightful civilize young lady This one no be small thing naaa

And as for my nephew Donovan, come to think of it, I can see he looks like a little old man right now. LOL!

jennykadry:
Buy the dad a watch and mum a nice handbag, the sisters could make do with a perfume or shoes and handbags as well

I thought about it but what kinda watch and handbag you think would be suitable?

The perfume which Im eyeing for is this

https://www.realbeauty.com/cm/fragrance/images/5k/victorias-secret-secret-garden-lovel-spell-lg.jpg

I plan to buy the Victoria Secret Garden Perfume

1) Vanilla Lace Scent https://www.dealpal.com/media/images3/41uNcwmgq0L._SL500_.jpg
2) Delicate petals Scent https://www.dealpal.com/media/images3/41jeaXLEd8L._SL500_.jpg
3) Secret Charm Scent https://www.fragrantica.com/images/perfume/o.7991.jpg

The smell sweet pass EGusi Soup 

Hi y'all.

My bf told me that its time I should go back with him to Nigeria for Christmas this year for a month to spend time with his family, get to know his family even more and also to learn how to make hair (I always wanted to learn to make hair ) and to learn some NIgerian Recipe's cause I have alot of passion for cooking!


I have met with his parents cause they came to visit us both last year but he wants me to meet up with his other family members this year and also see how is it like celevrating Christmas in Nigeria.

Based on my customs, it is a compulsory to buy something for his family members and I have to buy for:-

1) Baba
2) Mama Angela
3) His eldest sister, her husband and 3 kids (eldest daughter age 10, second son age 7 and youngest daughter age 5)
4) His 2nd sister and her fiance
5) Third sister age 28
6) His brother age 24
7) His youngest sister age 10

I have bought his baba a compact easy carrying travelling bag cause his father works as a long distance driver and he always packs his stuff but unfortunately he uses a plastic bag to travel or a worn out bag due to the rough condition of his working environment. This bag is no ordinary bag. Its soo durable and its made from skin (thats why its soo durable) and no matter what people do with it, it wont break apart easily. . . But do u think I need to get him something else?

His mom, I bought her a leather wallet.

I plan to buy his three sisters a Victoria Secret Perfume but Im not sure if in NIgeria, the brand Victoria Secret is known there or not and whether if its a good brand cause where I come from, most of us have not heard of this brand. except me.

I dont know what to buy for his brother, his sister's husband and fiance, . . I find it hard just thinking on what to buy for a guy.

And his sister's 3 kids, I have not figured it out either. . . .

But his youngest sister, I bought her an Ipod Shuffle. I bought that using my bonus point from a card so that really helped me save money.

So guys,

1) Is giving his father a travelling bag enough?
2)Is giving his mother a leather wallet enough?
3) For his three sisters, do u think its appropriate to give a Victoria Secret Perfume?
4) What shall I get for his eldest sister's husband?
5) What shall I get for his eldest sister's 3 children?
6) What shall I get for his eldest sister's fiance?
7) What shall I get for his brother?
Do u think I should buy gifts for his friends and incase if theres any other relatives? What shall I give them?


I know December is a long way to go butI dont have that kinda money to be spending on one go at one time so Im taking my sweet time to spend money bit by bit. My bf doesnt know about this because in my culture, its not his role to know cause the gifts has to come from me.

Would appreciate your help and please do not recommend a very very expensive gift as I am not Obasanjo's daughter.

Thank you

Mobinga:
Where can I watch this online??

I think its still too early to be posted online I guess

Mobinga:
I like It when you write that. . .

BTW. . . That MR CORK GUY IS VERY VERY VERY FUNNY

Thank you Sir.

I agree. he is funny.

That guy is a yeye fowl!

dayokanu:
Gabry what are you doing up at this time, Shouldnt you be getting laid?

See your head like my fist, your face like mashed potatoes, your neck like spoon, Your leg like toothpick, You nyash like bucket, Your bosom like lime seed

lol@! U have just confirmed my statement above about you

How has your buffday been?

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]<sup>Gabry my darling. . . . i haven't have chance to respond you all these while because of work , sorry for my absent on our interesting thread.

You know ? wasn't awar you knew much about the 9 Satanic SINS lolz - i was like WOW! My darling friend was a proud Satanist and can still be one . i remember you told me some time back you were Devil Worshiper but you've told out from the path and lifestyle because you weren't satisfied with some misconception therein . well , like you've seen? Satan isn't the root of evil -- Religion should stop the so called Blah blah Duh!!! .

In the Bible, the word Antichrist is only used as a description of people who don't believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ. He is not described as one satanic entity - as the beast of Revelation which many people believe - but as a person, any person, who deviates from the Christian orthodoxy. You see? Spiritual Satanism is a life loving lifestyle and path . Satan accepts us as we are, but guides us to advance ourselves to where we evolve to a higher level. Spiritual Satanists are free to live their lives as they choose.



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I love it when you describe things naa but I do believe in the teaching of Jesus Christ and infact, my life belongs to him. If I told u what happen, you wont blame me for worshipping my God and the Lord jesus Christ.

Thanks Oga. Ure a sweetheart even though you woship Satan, I still love u

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]Of course you're cute, every asian girl is cute.[/color]

hats not true. there happens to be quite some ugly ons too

mama-gee:
[color=deeppink]It's okay, I never considered it a big deal.

Btw, Why would dayokanu be discussing sports affairs on his birthday? [/color]

Because he's a yeye fowl groundnut head

kola oloye:
followed by Mama Ngozi, the action lady 

Thank you naa. I really appreciate it