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chipmunkey, thanks for the compliment. And your name is kinda cute. Where did you get the inspiration from?

And also are u an Igbo guy?



Baybeee miii. . . I understand una well well cause I have been busy as well boo. . . New? Well, I have been sick but still had to go to work. ARGHH! This sucks!

Poster, Nice write up but how did you judge base on that little information?

I know like for me, i post a picture based on my mood that day.

^^^ coughs! Bare in mind, I wasn't the one whom got rejected by PlatinumnK and yme and Thoniaslim. . .


And mind you, I already have a husband on NL and his name is Vuitton!

Abeg oo. Stop humiliating me and my husband. U should stick to the person you orginally love. ABeg!

Its true. U are an attractive your man. With your musician skills and DJ skills, women are basically attracted to this kinda men.

In a way, you should be bless to have women liking you as there are many men on this earth whom would wish to be in your place. As for genuine women, you only will know once you started dating them and knowing them. Life is like that. U never know what will happen untill you experience it.

But I want you to know one thing. A person whom is not genuine will soon come out from her true colours one way or another than by that time, you will know.

If I were you, dont bother about all these things. What matters most is that the reason why you choose a gf it is because you seriously love her and not anything else. If later you discover she is not right, than move on and learn from that. Thats how life is.

Godd luck

My bf always tells me that he wants a black suit, a white shirt and a red tie and his bride to have a white dress and a red ribbon tied to her waist as the whole wedding would be a red rose theme wedding

Well heres what I always see and heard.

Thank you speech
1) Thank the Almighty Lord for this blessed wedding and to bless you with a wonderful, beautiful, sexy wife! And thank Lord that your in laws and parents have accepted both of you into each other's families and that they wont regret it!

2) Thank the event planner/organizer. (This means alot to that person. Trust me, I know  )

3) Thank those whom have really help out (like the best man and grooms men, the maid of honour and the bride's maids, the flower girls, the ring bearer, all those whom have help out)

4) Thank everyone for coming and to witness this blessed wedding.

Talk about your beautiful wife to her as well as to the crowd
1) You could start of by how you met her (dont make it a long winded story or you would bore the guests. Keep it short and Simple and nice. It would be great if you could add in the funny things she does which makes you laugh. A little bit of humour will always excite the guests)

2) Than you take her hand and tell everyone while looking into her eyes why did you love her so much. (That will make her and the crowd go Awwwwwwwwww. . . . . . . . .      ) Than you kiss her forehead, her nose and kiss her lips and say I love you. . . I love u my one and only Iyawo. . .

Poster,

Think of a theme for this event first. What is your theme? Do u want a Rock and Roll theme, the 60's? Afromania theme? Come out with an amazing theme first than think of the rest later.

^^^ So now u claim to be ma husband abi? Abeg oo! I dey have husband for NL oo. U want kill me abi?

God bless you, sister. You're a mother in Israel.
Q1: One of the reasons I changed my sex was that I did not like how guys pretend and treat girls. I thought if I was a guy I will be in better control of the entire process. But deep inside me I am a girl. So I like guys better. Thats why I feel weird with my girlfriend. I want to fall in love with a guy that will like me for who I am and not because of my looks, my money or because he wants to have sex with me. If I change back to a girl, and the reverse surgery restores my boobs and re-inserts my privates and fanny, what is the assurance that I wont still fall into the hands of a deceptive man? Thats my concern, besides the medical complications.

Q2: It was 3 years ago, when I was 21. I have asked 2 surgeons this year and they said there are some sketchy things that can be done using advanced techniques in restorative tissue engineering, but its not 100% assured.

My dear, let me tell you one thing about life. Male and Female are all the same. We have the good ones as well as the bad ones. Men could be known to use women for sexual needs but females are also known to squeeze the guy's money till he dies. Now that you are a male physically, you also have to be aware that females might come to you and make use of all your resources till you have nothing. The next thing, she go kill you sharp sharp like a wild animal. You can never know. . . . . . . .

Life is like a box of chocolate. You never know what you're gonna get till you taste it. Its the same thing like life is like a lottery. If you're lucky, you'll strike the jack pot and if you are not lucky, you would loose your money. Everything in life is a 50/50 chance. The same thing as life itself. U never know when you're gonna die and what causes your death. So either way, whether if you are a male or a female, you still have to face shit at times.

Never run away from your problems and instead, try face it and learn something from it. There is a reason why God made you a female and I believe, there is also a reason why you change your sexuality. At least you learn something today which is to appreciate what God has given you and also for you to share your life story with us here on Nairaland, you have actually contributed a good deed which is to make other people realize and make other people aware that they should appreciate their original sexuality.

Since you change your sex to a male, did you have any side effects? Doctors and scientist are great but they can never be as great as God so Im sure you should come across some side effects. The same thing you are going to get after changing yourself back to a female.

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The first thing is to decide your sexuality. Once you have decided to be a female,

- Do more reseach online about this surgery and the side effects and try and write an email or a letter to Oprah Winfrey. I know this sounds funny but this lady works wonders. Your story sounds so interesting and she might want to find a very professional surgeon for you.

- Get more advise from numerous surgeons. I believe theres at least 1 out there whom is willing to help you out.

- Always remember that no matter what sex you turned into, theres always a risk involved.

- Every human on this planet cannot run away from problems. Its what makes life interesting and also its what every human must go through to learn lessons in life. My father always tells me that if the things you go through, you find it hard to go through, that means you are actually learning something. Learn from it and do not repeat the same mistake. Absorb the good ones and release the bad ones.

I was once in your situation thats why I understand you but I thank God I have no money otherwise I would also go through a surgery. LOL!!! Will tell u what happen to me if you are interested to know.

Poster,

1) Do you actually like/love/have emotions for male or female sef?
- If you love males, than yes, you might consider changing your sexuality
If you love females, than tell your gf the truth and face the fire. SHe will know this sooner or later and the truth always hurts so its best to come clean. If she dumps you, move on. Why deceive her all your life?

2) So right now u are very sure that you wanted to be a female right?
- Bare in mind, every mistake you do in life, that does not mean its the end of the world. Yeah, your surgeon which made u a man might told u about the complications you are going to get when you change back to a female but what year was that? Science keeps evolving all the time and it is getting more and more advance every year so I suggest you go and get the advise of at least 3 - 5 surgeons on this matter and tell them to make a proposal to you on this matter. From there, you can decide what to do next.

190:
lol
ngozi,i know u wud say things like that so that No one wud become intrested in moi
dont worry no body is draggin me wit u~
i wud Kontinue 2 do all i can on your underneath till we eventually multply i dont even know whats
takin u so long 2 even take-in so we can bring forth many gabry's and ngozi's

Na waaa ooo. . . U be top class joker!     

Taking me so long to wetin exactly?

Is it wrong to believe in sex for my husband? Thats just the only thing which will not make me scared of sex. . . The mistake of getting pregnant before marriage!     

Na waaa ooo. . . U are so full of yourself. Cloud 9 ma foot

With that small hands, Kpomo lips and small koko, I dont think so!

190:
OOh my bad u mean u wanna take my head off when myself and you are in the cloud sailing

Are u sure u really wanna do that~
com'on gabry u can do berra **
let me take care of your needs~

Do U want me to shout out your real name abi>?

190:
yes please kip it for me
i would wait and i promise 2 take it gently on u that day
so i dont hurt u and make u bleed much~

Muuah~

Nonsense!

Off with your head!!!!!

Ivanka Trump Ties the Knot In Extravagant WeddingTV Guide - October 26, 2009 6:44 AM PDT


Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner attend their wedding at Trump National Golf Club on October 25, 2009 in Bedminster, New Jersey

The Donald's daughter has tied the knot.

Ivanka Trump and New York Observer Publisher Jared Kushner were married Sunday at the Trump National Golf Club in Bedminster, N.J., during a lavish ceremony and reception, according to People.

See who else is getting hitched

The daughter of real estate mogul Donald Trump wore a Vera Wang gown inspired by Grace Kelly and celebrated the day with more than 500 guests.

Guest Regis Philbin serenaded the newlyweds during the reception planned by celebrity event designer Preston Bailey.

"I always envisioned myself having a traditional and elegant wedding," Trump, 27, told Brides.com after her engagement in July.

Ivanka Trump gets engaged

Trump tweeted just hours before exchanging vows with Kushner, 28: "Just finished a gorgeous hike. The leaves are spectacular and the sun is shining. Everything is simply perfect! I'm getting married today!"

According to The Associate Press, wedding guests included Rudy Giuliani, Barbara Walters and Emmy Rossum.

190:
Lol
the same small thing that wont hesitate to take u 2 cloud 9

Lol

Chei! U think I be public property abi? My prosperity meat is onloy for my husband to savour!

Ehmmm. . . Something Wife?

Epi, maybe its just coincidense but that opne heaven sakes of a coinsidence! As for me , I LOVEEEE THE NUMBER 5!!!

See this punk! Behind close door ehn? Wetin u fit do. . . CHEI! U and that small thing

^^^ I give u see ma teddy

190:
^^ Gabry ure a moderator why dnt u remove it ya self
or do u want me 2 com and spank your ass b4 u know what 2 do

I am a Moderator thats Correct but Im not a Moderator of the Romance Section so how I fit modify it?

And mind your manners small boy. Uve done enough damage than ever and one more thing. Next time learn how to keep your mouth shut at the right timing.

LMAO!!!

Me bite ma tongue or u pee in your pants?

Sorry, I have to lock this topic as theres a duplication of it here >>> https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-342070.0.html


Thank you.

Heheheh! Yes ooo and both this couple are all mix breed.

The bride is 1/4 White, 1/4 Chinese and 1/2 Malaysian

The groom is 1/2 Indian, 1/4 Chinese and 1/4 Malaysian.

candylips:
lol now you know

So now I dey call u grandpa right?

Coco29:
hmmmmm (wispering) to candi wonder if she had a crush on you babe

candylips:
whispers back. i think she does

na waaa ooo. . . No be so. , Coco, How I fit have ncrush on him when he know dey show me his picture which he promise years ago?

chipmunkey:
@Gabry  Truth to be told, recent experience showed me that there are a lot of fakers on
NL and i think something needs to be done about it, I have no personal issues with
anyone. Besides, i think i am getting some attention from you already lol, and i'm just too busy to be jealous.
please take no offense.

chipmunkey:
Yeah, you're right. I don dey Para dat time na. I hope she forgives me. lol

noted and forgiven.

Vuitton:
Thats some cheddar to miss Is that the reason for you status today on facebook?

Not that baby. I payed for my education and also Ive done an investment so thats how I end up in a lo finance status but am sure everything will be back to normal by net year.

So u no dey enta here untill I msg you abi?

WOW! MY Goodness gracious!

Ohhhhh. I get it. Another person same like the one with the banana head and the pineapple head that always thinks that I have a multiple personality disorder but truth be told, u could be either jelous or you have insecurity issues.

Sorry dude. . . Maybe you need to change your personality to get more attention around here