₦airaland Forum

TheSeeker:
Citizen Gabry, calm down. This room needs to be quiet.

[size=13pt]Says who? [/size]

[size=20pt]LETS HAVE A WILD PARTY!!! O LEEEEEEEEEEHHH!!! [/size]

All of my teddies are more expensive than your life 

nethacker:
Gabry !!!!!!! teeedddddyyyyyy!!!!!

Whats wrong with that

hbabe:
lol

rokiatu:
what a joke

It aint a joke. Am serious

Mine are

1) Musicians

2) Footballers

3) Bakers / Cooks / Chefs

4) Rappers

5) Dancers

6) Opera Singer (Especially the one with a deep voice)

7) Comedians

Handyman

9) Construction Worker

10) Male Nurse

Yes, am glad you guys agree with me

So in order to get your man

1) Treat him like a man and do not jump into his position meaning if you are a lady, behave like one and dont try to be a man. Thats how most relationship ends. . . When the lady try to take charge and try to be boss and try to be the man, thats how everything ends.

treat him like a man. Even if he is weaker than you aqt a certain area, u make as if he is the man in it.

Man are egoistic by nature so its good to feed a little of their ego at times

Always be there for him when he is in need.

Trust in his capabilities. (I notice thats very VERY important! and it makes him feel like a man)

Do your job as a female. Ensure the home is tidy, be polite, listen and understand and care for him

2) Do your job as a female - Home care, take care of your bf, take care of yourself, if u dont know how to cook and clean, for Christ sake, learn now! Its not that hard. (Every men has their own set of responsibilities and so does every females. If you both do your own seperate task, they shouldnt be any problems)

3) Trust him and stand by him (and that includes do not check whats on his computer, his handphone, his diary, his wallet. . . For heaven's sake! Thats invading someone's privacy!)

4) Sex - Sex is actually very vital in a relationship do u guys know that? If you have already had sex, always try exploring many different ways to keep him impress! Try wild adventerous things with him and he wont get fedup with you. Seriously. . . At times when u are tired, u just have to give in to him because a man's mentality at sex is much more stronger than a females and u have to understand that. Its nature. But if you still a virgin, doesnt mean u should step down to sexual activities. Do more pre-intimacy and research of many different method to do wild exciting foreplays. He would be impress

5) And of course give each other space like I mention earlier

One more thing ladies. . . Allow him to have a guy's night out only with his friends and without you tagging along (unless if he wants you to go with him) at least once a week. At times, they just wanna hang out at one spot and watch football together so it will be good if you could tolerate with that. Prepare some snacks and drinks for them if its late night and a proper meal if the match is early would make them appreciate u and your bf to really love you alot! TRUST ME on this one BEER! Limit them so that they wont get drunk!

6) This is very vital! Always have financial savings. I always believe that the women should save money for a rainy day since the guy does almost all of the spending. If one day your partner has a financial crisis, at least you can still help out with money. Every female must always be preapred to clear up loops caused by their partner in order to bring him back on his feet. Thats why they say behind every successfull man, theres always a women.

Now U know!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Truth be told, a man is much easier to please compare to a women. Women are complicated. They want this and that and this and that! For a man, as long as u cook, take care of the house and family, trust each other and sex, all is good

WHA!!! This is absurd! I do not agree with The Seeker being a staff here cause he might distract all Nairalander's especially the female Nairalander's concentration!

U guys aint got no HR skills hia!

Brein and Rock, see how you two dey yarn. . . And than soon u will make Spikey misunderstood the three of us once again.

Chiogo, no be me want to post this thread now. Its my bf. So whats youyr answer? Should he come in or not?

?mama-gee:
Oh my Goodness Gabry, so you like that sick pervert? She's an idiot, that's why she was banned, she was copying curse words from google and then got banned because she was ranting too much and was forcing herself to learn how to curse people.

Just search in her profile and you'll find the many rantings she was making all in the name of cursing people.

But But But. . . She is nice to me naaa. At least I think she is

dgreatrock:
Gabby, Do you mean nicer?

Nicer? He has never been nice naaa. . . He only loves bullying me ooo

ztyle:
Na wetin dey go on here, Gabby how fa, dem don turn u MOD.

Im unqualified to be Mod just yet

dgreatrock:
Well work was driving me crazy. then my isp went #@#&*. i couldnt stand it. thank God i am back.
how are you doing?

Eyahh. . . Thank God say all is good now. Ive been busy and I have a feeling Ill be even more busy. . .

U two seriously like to bring these threads with ma name back to life ooo

The answer is. . . . . Im flexible. I can live and I cannot live without Nairaland anytime!

But I like Amebo No.1 ooo. . . . . Why is he/she banned?

Happy Buffday Mama Gee

At Topic, I fear that he would kidnap all of my teddies.

Ifeleke!!! Why are u vexing at me cause if my cute hands?

Seun:
I am a guy and I don't like football and I don't like hanging out with other guys (except programmers)

Correction! if he likes football. otherwise, yeah. . . U could hang out with other programmers. No qualms

  Thats just how I treat him ooo      As a GF. . . Not a wife. . . Tufiakwa!     



One more thing ladies. . . Allow him to have a guy's night out only with his friends and without you tagging along (unless if he wants you to go with him) at least once a week. At times, they just wanna hang out at one spot and watch football together so it will be good if you could tolerate with that. Prepare some snacks and drinks for them if its late night and a proper meal if the match is early would make them appreciate u and your bf to really love you alot! TRUST ME on this one BEER! Limit them so that they wont get drunk!

na2day?:
yeah, i read that in a story book some where

U always have something to say about my post. Now which book could it be?

Thanks guys for saying that Im beautiful. Never would expect for that

My list are:-

1) Sissy (Based on the way she post) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=282785

2) Lysaa (she;s HOT! trust me!) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=11473

3) Dominique (I loveeeee the way hs post. Make her sound and seem beuatiful ) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=19384

4) SeanT21 (HAAAAAA!!!! Almost every guy's desire to date her just thank God she is firm and educated to make wise decisions) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=177485

5) FL Gator (Those Sexy lips is da bomb! And she is a top class flirterer. . . She go make The Seeker be Gum Gum LOL! ) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=334843

6) TGirl4Real (She's one of the sweetest thing Ive ever seen and + that good down to earth heart to go with it ) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=222862

7) Sima (She is very adorable, funny and hillarious which makes her a top class beauty) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=63084

Sistawoman (Strong, bold and beuatiful, independant women which always will be a good role model towards other women in today's society) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=208809

9) Epi ( Strong Headed, Free Spirited, Responsible, Noble, Loyal, a True Friend, she is just great and prfect. ) https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria?action=profile;u=282458

nellaluv:
Guys why is it dat anytime i post it's always showin modify at d top. It makes my post look unattractive. Pls

U mean Modify at the top right side of your post?

Only you can see it but not the rest. Just incase if you need to change your posting (spelling error, typo error) U need that Modify button around to safe your life

What type of Cake do you desire to have for your Upcoming Birthday?

ou can also attach a picture here if you want to. 


For me, I would love to have either an Ice Cream Cake or a Cake with Ice Cream   

Its not that easy to just change it naaa. U might hurt the person's felings once accidently said in a harsh way

Happy Buffday. Sorry ofr the belated wish, I was busy with a concert

Thanks for your contribution guys. As for me, my dream wedding would be:-

A nice sweet and simple marriage in church, after church they would be a lunch reception. I only invite the family members and my husbands parents friends and close friends and my parents close friends (I dont want to invite my close and good friends cause they are toooooo many of them and I dont want us to suffer with the bills later, I will spend them another day for lunch or something) and after the lunch evryone can go back home and leave us alone caue at night is SEX SEX SEX!

Masquerade festival turns sour as policeman kills 10 people, injures 20 others
By CHRISTOPHER ORJI, who is in Enugu
Monday, August 24, 2009

Tragedy struck at the weekend in Amokwe town in Udi Local Government Area of Enugu State as a police sergeant shot 10 people dead and wounded about 20 others.
The incident occurred during the town’s annual masquerade festival. The celebration was allegedly convened by a notable native of the town, identified as Emeka Eze. Masquerades from other neighbouring towns were also invited to the ceremony.

Most people affected by the gunshot were members of the masquerade group invited from Ezeakwu community.
Daily Sun gathered that Eze had invited some policemen to add glamour to the celebration. The policemen were reported to have entertained the participants at the celebration by firing into the air.
Daily Sun learnt that one of the policemen, after they had suspended the shooting into the air, forgot that he cocked his rifle. The gun exploded and killed 10 people while 20 others were critically wounded.

An eyewitness, David Obi Eze, said one Eba, the only child of his parents was among the dead victims. He said Eba was among the masquerades invited from the Ezeakwu community.
Eze stated further that the police sergeant narrowly escaped death by the whisker as an angry mob attempted to lynch him. However, other policemen at the scene succeeded in scaring the people away when they shot sporadically into the air.

He pointed out that the shooting was followed by a serious protest from Ezeakwu community as majority of their sons and daughters were among the casualties.

chukudibab:
yep Graby, we need some comment/complaints in somewhere in NF.
Here R

What is that exactly