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Lol! Hows exam Phem?

yes naaa. U know me alright sista!

If you dont care, I dont give a damn! Ok? U insulted me so I insulted u back. This is fair and square! [size=5pt] Gosh! I miss fighting with people[/size]

MRbrownJAY:
from a mans point of view:

- the first picture says that Wonderbras makes your breast look bigger (and holds firmer) and therefore you would break glasses with them because you'd forgot how big they were.

- the second picture says that Wonderbras makes your breast look so big that you couldnt ride on a scooter facing the front any longer (you breast being so big "now"

- the last picture says that Wonderbras keeps your big tits so tightly fit that you could fit an umbrella between them and it would hold steady.


conclusion:
Wonderbra will make your breast look so big that you will have to be carefull of stuff in your way.
Wonderbra will make your breast look so big that you will have to change the way you live your life.
Wonderbra will have your BIG breast tightly secured in these moments of needs.

Wow! U're a genious!

v3nom4eva:
@gabry

Aye. . .i see ye point!! i'm juz teasing ye. .

Wurever happened to that "confused" girl that didn't know wat type of guy to bring back home?? did we resolve her issues?

I dont know jor. I left that thread after Ive concluded my advise to her and I hope she would make the right choice and a wise decision

v3nom4eva:
@gabry

u go "wonderbra" school??

LOL! Nahhhh but I love arts or pictures like that and I love to describe it alot.

Well, if you did not mock saying that you dont want this Gabry in the first place and u even say this which is kinda rude "or whatever you people call her" (which is kinda insulting) none of this would have happen. You could have say like this: I think since Nairaland is a Nigerian Forum, dont you think we should have Nigerian people to run the show as MOD's instead?

Instead, u have decided to mock my name!

I LOveeeeeeee Western Food, I love African Food, I love Middle East Food, I love Oceanic Food, I love Asian food!!!! GOSH!!!!! Did I miss anything else?

Leilah:
hey Gabryl, that rice looks lovely!

Thanks dear

brein:
I'm still Laughing ma frigging off.

U mean all those elements exists inside the same chicken i know.

rotflmao @ Drumstick

     U mean to say you dont know the chicken parts  Than u chop chicken here and there you no fit ask which part be that abi? Na waaa! I think u will know this if you cook or you slaughter chicken yaself. Anyways, heres a picture of the Basic parts of a chicken.

If u dont know the chicken parts, guess you will not know that the chicken has oyster and also a Wish Bone.

My bf be Fine Naija men oo

Ahahahhahahahahha!

Phem, holla me when you get back

Hey, how are u? Where have u been?

This advertisement is for WONDER BRA!

The first picture shows a lady being dash to a glass, it is trying to say that the bra which you wear has a strong fiirm hold to your boobs because its after all a Wonder Bra! It works like magic!

The second picture show the lady sitting on a bike but facing the other way round. I think they are trying to say that the bra worn by any female will make the boobs look bigger and thats what wonder bras does to your boobs. Thats why they make the lady sit the other way round on the bi9ke cause theres no space for her boobs if she sits the normal way

The Third picture says that with WOnder bra, you would have extra cleavage to your boobs cause you see the lady occupying her hands with bags and the only thing which holds her umbrella is her cleavage. Now . . If you have a small cleavage, its impossible for any ladies to even hold an unbrella.


As a conclusion, the first, second and third pictures is trying to say that Wonder Bra guarantees a stronf firm support to your boobs, it gives it shape and volume and also it add extra cleavage or create cleavage to your boobs.

Am I right?

Ok, am sorry for all this especially to Ofokasibe.

I think Kay M should just get the MRC (I dont even know what that is ). The reason is that Ive been treating all of this very unserious meaning that all which I have written here is only for jokes and its for the fun of it and its to. . . Well. . . Am like that. I like to play around and Im not serious most of the time unlike Mykali and Sauron and Ibime and other rappers here so this is my final post on the rap section.

Eyah pele . . . Thank you.

LOL

Im 26 years old but my health result says Im 14 years old but I feel like a 7.

I miss my mango which I have already eaten last week

Swit D

noetic2

The Seeker

Nope she is serious. ; . . .

I intend to join the militant society ASAP!

Inteligent, modest and down to earth

I can play the piano

I can play the electric, folk, bass, classical guitar

I can play the drums

I can play the recorder and harmonica

Im learning to play the cello by myself without any tutor

I wanna see your face!

He keeps his swagga on

LOL! Poster, I like u especially when you ask those questions

I did not tell u to keep quiet. I was just saying that its pointless we bash each other up since people is still going to keep talking night and day and day and night and its never going to stop. The more you bash them, the more they will talk about it and infact, they will think that you are even more lame than before so whats the point? If you want to craft the reputation for Islam, this is not the right way to do it because people might even think more bad stuff about Islam. When you mock Chritianity or any religion like what you did with your past threads, people will begin to wonder if that is what Islam have taught you or wetin? To be a good citizen of any religion, always explain in the right and courteous way, not by baching back.

Me myself Im kinda angry about what I heard on the radio the other day. I was sitting in a cab and this guy switch on his radio and it was on a Muslim channel and this so called Haji had said that the Christian and Biddhist of Malaysia are teaching the wrong things and they are the wrong religion its because they wave their money in the air in church or in the temple just to show how rich they are.

But truth be told, that is called offertory. We do not wave our money in the air but we give out money to the warden (the person collecting the money) and like us Catholics, the first offetory is for thre maintenance of the church (water, electic bills, paper, maintenance of the equipment, the lights and so on so on), the 2nd one is to pay the staffs in the church like the security guard, the cleaner, the admin and the third one is to raise funds for our multipurpose hall. Like for Muslims in my country, all of this has been sponsored and supported by the government and the government uses our tax money to do this for the Mosque so basically they dont need to raise funds at all from the society. The government up till this date even try to steal our land and convert it to a Mosque so can u imagine how do we feel?

Our Catholic church is the most poourest one in Malaysia and we have to stand on our own two feet and we have to depend on ourselves to raise money for the church and yet we are actually not complaining at all so for that guy to even mock us like that can be very hurtful.

I thank God that I heard that on the radio and it has taught me a good lesson. The reason why he said all of this its because he does not understand the situation and therfore form there, I learn not to judge and mock anymbody without understanding the situation. This statement the Haji made might be coming from him but it does not give me the right to bash the whole of the Muslim society isnt it? Anyways, I thank him for bringing that up so that I know that I shall not mock or judge other religion without understanding their current situation.

Im taking lots of cash!

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