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I would cook something and bring him to the beach in the day time. And than buy movie tickets and bring him to a movie and than we go home, I'll give him a massage and a spa and then after the spa I would give him a gift basket with vouchers in it. Be creative. . . You can add some fruits, some flowers, a card to decorate the basket. . . Maybe a condom or sumthin. . .The vouchers can be as follows:-

1) Massage (yeah. . . U can indicate full body massage or head massage and how long the duration and stuff like that)
2) Personal space (Like he can use the cousher if he needed somespace from you. . . Like a time out. . . )
3) Mouth Action (Yeah. . . U know what I mean  )
4) hot sex (Eheheheheh!)
5) I'll do whatever you want me to do for a day     

etc etc. . . Just a few examples. You can put like terms and conditions and an expiry date and stuff liek that but dont be too fussy on this or he will loose interest in this gift basket.

After he thank you than you can finish off the night with hot sex.     

dyabman:
@Gabrwylw

Depress? i dont giv a bleeping phock about what u say, cos i'm ready to hit u at ur FARTY-ASS 10 times more,

Whatever ooo Molerat!

HUH? Are you saying that with my full name they can detect my address, phone number and so on so on OH SHOOT! Really?


Ok, time to change my name!!!

Omo, is that funny? Cause thats not funny cause Im not laughing fool! Stop humiliating ma sista!

farts on shola's head

Hun, thats what Im doing ooo. And thats how I retaliate. I hope is enough to depress him now.

LOL! Brein, Lollabey, Clemcykul, Romade, Dani1luv. . . Nice farting dialogue in here. Am very impress

Keep up the good work guys

brein:
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Hm, Gaby. Yes u're 95% rite.
Bur dont u fink its better loud than stink? huh.
We av gud intapritas in da house, thats splendid'
lol at clemc and lolabey.

Well, I think either way both is at loss cause heres why.

Fart loud: Negative remark -Everyone will know its you whom farted Positive remark - At least it doesnt stinks

Fart smells: Negative remark - yeah. . . it smells Positive remark - at least you still have tme to blame someone else

because you cheated on Seun

And uhm. . . . I sound Nigerian more than some of you guys


Is it because of the yeye abi?

To be yeye will get me banned abi? Is that why I got banned 2 times in the past? Hmmm. . . Thats not fair ooo. . .    


Improvement? On the Romance section? Ehmmm. . . So far I dont have any complaints jor. . .   

So you really think Im black inside? Really?


Awwwww. . . . How sweet. . .

If you drop your number what else can someone expect from you apart from getting all serious with you?

If you dont like the guy to call you everyday and wanting to meet up with you, why on earth do you give up your phone number in the first place?


Remember, Privacy is a Priviledge

Na waa to you ooo. . . Seems to me you wanna meet with many people ehn. .

No comments. . . . .

Why do I sense that everyone is actually talking like some kinda alien in outerspace. . . Like they are actually talking to themselves somehow

How you fit know say he be handsome?

coughs

coughs and chokes. ,









And ends with a fart

I dont know of any. . . sorry

You both are confusing me jor. Ae you both talking to each other or wetin?

u love him like a lover or a friend?

Sissy,

The thing is that I dont and almost never give peeps my address unless if Im interested to really make friends with them so if they can get my number which I have never given to anyone here in my life it is possible they could find my email address. . .

Can you believe it, some peeps even got my postal address and send me stuff. , Na waaa ooo! and even send me stuff and only put from a Nairalander. . . Wetin be that?

dragonslay,

I told you that I am not interested. Ok?

I'm lost. Whats this all about again?

We ask Clemcy again. What is gusto?

clemcykul:
@dyabman and gab since non of u want to spil the beans, why dont u two make up and have fun together as friends?? animosity doesnt pay

lol its non of my bizness

Clemcie, no say I dont want to friend him but he bully me all the time ooo. . . How I fit friend him. . I have never caused any palava or wahala now and he just non stop bully me for hia.

oyb:
all sorts

my wife likes lights off, i like lights on.an example- in the evening, my wife can watch tv with the lights off in the sitting room. i cannot stand that

tv - oyb likes his cartoons, madam likes her E! and we have a mutual distatse of each other's tv prefernces

the one i am truly guilty of - oyb is an obssessive computer nerd who can neglect EVERYTHING when he is fixated on trying to run a hack, change a setting/tweak an app/force install a program, madam can call and i will be like i'm coming. . .when i have no intention of doing so. classic example was a fortnight ago, when i was trying to clone my vista installation to a new drive. it worked at first, then started misbehaving. . .i must have spent close to 12 hours troubleshooting and totally ignoring everything around me

OMG! That explains why I appreciate my man alot.

sistawoman:
Is she saying that she has sex with him if he give her what she wants but w/holds it if he says no?

If that is true then yes that is prostitution. I hope she has done her research and her prices are in line with the rest of the girls on the block.

OMG!!! what kinda relationship is that?