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Phil did not know about this ooo. . . He is just like you guys guessing

And nope. my sister will never tell anybody. Cause I told her the plot to begin with. Heheh!

And me. . . I was upset. . . I was heart broken. . . Wetin you dey expect from a poor heart broken girl?

LOmade, admit it now. U fell for it. LOL  


Clemcie. . . U are one smart militant oo. . . Wait till I catch you next year with a much more well improve prank!    


Tyty, hahaha! Alot of doubt from u I know. . . I can see it from this message sef

tytylayor:
but make una wait o, according to her, she said d guy is coming back to naija finally, so wat do we expect him to do, bring gabry along with him? or stay there coz of gabry?

and afterall d babe said dey neva make love, she's still a virgin, so y d hurt?

wat if d guy don strafff her tire nko? wetin she go do? she go jump inside river?

she shud just let everytin be and look for an asian guy dat is very close to her.

I lie abi? No ooo sista!

I would like to wish you guys a Happy April Fools Day. . .


Congratulations! 98% of you guys have been officially fooled.

so since im no more with a Naija blood, guess I wont come to nairaland anymore. Anything which is relating to him would seriously make me ever sad. but the problem is that I love Nairalanders alot oo. . I really do love you guys alot

I dont want to talk about it right now. . . . . .

yes Im serious. . .

Hey JOKER guys, how u guys been doing?


Just to inform you hat I broke up with my bf already. He is gpoing back to Naija and not coming back

Thank you jare and Lancy has ran away with his chicken legs

no

How about black guys and asians? My aunt got married to a Jamaican for 20+ years and their still together? and my friend is married to a Nigerian and she is a malaysian and both migrated to Dubai and they have 2 boys and 2 girls and they are married for 8 years and still together.

White. Uhm. . . Am not sure if Ive seen one that is stil going strong but yeah. . . What is your opinion about blacks getting married to yellow's?

yes and dont you dare call me a cin cao pao pao. . .!!!





oooo pele that was Lance vader

hey why do you say that about my enemy?

Joy! Your buffday is on the 29 of September? WOW!

Cause on September we have a buffday bash here cause my Best friend's buffday is on the 20 september, my sister's husband is 22 september, my sister is 24 Sep, my aunt is 26 sep, my coudin is 28 sep and my neigbour is 30 sep oo. . .


Ok, when will be your school holidays?

Cause I graduated from harry potter school thats how i fit know

see first. If he buys me the things whcih I wanted, than I will

Playboy

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Farts

Predictable

Hairless Possum. . HMM! Calling me a MOLERAT!

Watch wetin? No mind ma partner jor. . . He dey ko,omental for hia

Team a - 512

so ure saying that you dont have parents and you dont have siblings and that you were born from the drainage?

trust me, having parents and siblings has a price to pay. do you think having siblings are all that good when they try to back stab you? Think again. . .


Are you saying in your life, you have nothing?

I think you are just making exscuses all the time. The only problem which you have is that your gf cheated n you and dump you. Thats your only problem to begin with. It has nothing to do with anything else and because of this lame reason, you feel like destrying every females life which somes your way. Thats your only reason.

I pity you guy. . . I really do. . .

Cause when they do sex that time, they want it to be exciting so that both can tear off the clothing like some wild animal in the jungle

Thank you jar. Miss you alot

OK sure, add me in to YIM. My ID is gabrie_again

And please state your Nairaland ID name cause if you dont, I would assume you are a stalker ooo. . .

Im trying to avoid terrorist and militants if you know what I mean

506 - team a

Who una want to go wound sef partner, dont dey play rough for hia ooo. . . Is it by force you want to go wound people? U no get hummer abi?

Abeg ooo. . . I think Ashewo business is betta than wounding people sef

The original 10 commandments. yeah! I have it now. Now Im in topic at least


I have a song for it.

And hia it goes!!!

First I must honor God
Second honor his name
Third Honor his day keep holy this will be my aim
Fourth I must be obedient
Fifth be kind and true
Six be pure in all I say and see and hear and do
Seven I must be honest
Eight be truthful in all things I say
Nine be pure in mind and heart and all I think and desire each day,. . . . .
Ten I must be satisfied not be jelous what come may

These are God's ten commandments this I must obey!


TA DAAA!

O YA!