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ooo pele oo, . . My commandments is for church ooo

I have a song for it.

And hia it goes!!!

First I must honor God
Second honor his name
Third Honor his day keep holy this will be my aim
Fourth I must be obedient
Fifth be kind and true
Six be pure in all I say and see and hear and do
Seven I must be honest
Eight be truthful in all things I say
Nine be pure in mind and heart and all I think and desire each day,. . . . .
Ten I must be satisfied not be jelous what come may

These are God's ten commandments this I must obey!


TA DAAA!

O YA!     

na wa ooo See you. . .

My name I fit give you but not my bf ooo afta he go say I go seel him to Yaba left. . .

My name is Gabry Wong Yen Li. yea Yea. 1/2 chinko oo

Im working and also a part time student. U sure there will be an award night?

dgreatrock:
My pally? Gabrywl, ogaga4luv, tgirl4real, iice. Their postings are dear to ma heart, not all sha!

Awwww. . . Thanks bro. U're a sweetheart 

brein:
Hey dgreatrock! slow down on yo appraisal syndrome or u want some1 to grow swolly heads here .
@Topic.
I love Gab! The F**t Mistress! Jokes apart, i think so far she's d 1 bur am stil conductin ma research to attest to dem i like on each section.!
Rememba am stil collatin details bou d award nite thingy*

LMAO!!!     U are really something ooo brotha. Wait till I go catch you see wetin i DO to you sef. 

Em2va:
I think I agree with you on that!

Thank you jare


@Topic,

I like almost everybody in hia ooo and hate. . . uhm . . I dont think I hav any hates hia. although some people do annoy me but I dont hate them

IM a NIgerian? Really? HAHAH! Uve seen nothing baybee. Do you want to se me on webcam or wetin to proove to you ehn?

brein:
GOSHH!!! Gabrywl, what ya think yo doing makin me a bully on loc. et sigi. Dont u knw its gon reflect all over ur posts on NL. Chineke!
Pls stop and dont start this wif me ok?

LMAO!!!

brein:
Ok Gab. What if we all decide to wave this degree from and confer it to some1 else on this Fart thread, will u be fine with that?
Pls dont blakmail me ooo, cos am a Christian Evangelist.
who then shlda deserve it!

Yes, my choice for the farting position should be Brein and Dgreatrock. Yea, thats right

brein:
I b'lieve u musta sited my locatio sigi. Miss FartY Gabrywl!

Yeah. . .


And poster, mind you alot of females out there are also plain disgusting,. . .

Most of them are after the guy's money or just after their pricks and than after thy get what they want, they will dump their sorry ass

Why

Silver spoon right? Hmm. . . U no nothing about me. Right now I might have the dream life but dont treat me as I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth ooo My parents were so poor that they had to leave us behind to the convent just to work from morning till next morning. . . So dont tell me that Im spoilt! My whole family including me have worked our butts off to get where we want to be right now so dont dare judge me saying that Im an ajebota or whatever you call it!

Do you call a 6 year old child skipping school most of the days just to work as a dish washer behind restaurants a happy life? Do you? U know nothing mehn . .

And cheated, Ive been cheated in so many ways (U are lucky to get cheated just from your love life. . . Imagine getting cheated till you lost every single thing) and as for assaulted. Well, will you consider almost getting myself rape and getting molested for so many years as assaulted? Did you know geeting myself into this has actually lost my whole life as a kid and teenager.?

Other children gets to play with their school mates and gets to play in the playground with other kids and other teenagers get to go out shopping and get to go for movies and concerts or just to do their hobbies and I basically miss out on all of that!

Do you expect me to put a scar on my heart for the rest of my life?

I have 2 options to life which is to live life to the fullest and never to repeat back what those hateful people have done to me or I could behave like those hateful people and carry all my sorrows with me to my grave and after I die, I will still carry all my sorrows with me and will never rest in peace and just roam around the earth and have no place to go and no one to talk to. . .

LET IT GO! one more time I tell ya, let everything go.

Dont judge me the next time

Please continue to wetin?

Ok, since you say it, I therefore announce you as my bf of Nairaland!

Come to Mama Ngozi baybee!

HMM!

But what do you call those Naija guys whom are dating an Oyinbo and than both dont want to recide in any of their countries and than the Naija guy work like shit just to get enough money and he went work hard to get papers for both him and his lover to migrate to another country better off than his and his lover cause they both think that they will have a better future in another country for their future and their children?


What do you call that?

I seriously feel like crying looking at most of your comment here and its paining my heart to ashes. . . I just feel so upset right now. . .

LOL Spikey, you are funny ooo. Than why you dey beef her for hia?

Moyola:
English
Yoruba
Eno - a type of yoruba language
A lil' French
Lil' Chinko
Sign language
Eyes language

LMAO!!! U no serious ooo

Oh OH. . . . . . Youboth dont like each otha abi? But I like you both ooo

Common now. . . This thread should just end here ooo. . . Its pointless having battle of the female and male. . . Goes belive it or not, it will go on and on and on and on and on and on till we all be senile and have falls teeth and behave like a salted vegetable!

If he kiss you and hold your hands and touch our hair, isnt it clearn enough that he is in love with you and that he is your bf?

However if you are not sure, just ask him straight to the point and get it over with,

Cause the more you keep judging and thinking and waiting, the more you are the one whom will be in distress.

Just ask him, do you love me? Simple

I pity most of you people in here.



Bridget! Way to go sister!


Toyosi, no mind them ooo. . . Black or white or after money or not. . . Its their life and they choose that way.


Thank God am black but born Albino!

And no, Im not a Nigerian ooo.

I dont know of any spells now.

Pappij:
Wow,

Never been there before, really enlightenin, omo, u are one lucky girl so many people after u oooofrom uyimen(d dottin loverboy) to dannyluv, anthonykil, d list is endless, methinks deres a spell u cast on all of us,
Meanwhile, u got ur work cut out, u gatto make up ur mind, the decision is all yours, d good thing is you aint seein on us right now, so u are less under pressure, like i said earlier take ur tym alrite,
Are u really not a nigerian, nd where did Ituen get into d picture,

Its all good, enjoy

Like Ituen and Tufe were my first lovers on Nairaland We date on the Joke section but I retired from the Jokes section giving it space for new fresh members to role

Tufe is my soulmate and Ituen is my husband.

So you see what I told you? Too many flirts ooo. . .

Fermented Ape

Na waa! How come I no know that this thread dey exist?

Hmm. . . Ok ooo. . .

Anywayz, wetin happen?

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Ahahahahahah! Sissy, I like that. I like that very much

Militant

10!!!


TEDDIES

TOYOSI!!! WHERE ON EARTH HAVE YOU BEEN?


@ Topic

Sausage lips

Used Bras for Yaba Left citizens.

Team A 506

He said the F word so NO!

Una be bad abd boy ooo