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being a virgin is frustrating and annoying!

Wale, my housemate. . . He is from Nigeria. He use to be a millionaire when he was in Arab and something happened and he became bancrupt. There was no business opportunities there anymore for him and one of his friend told him to go to Singapore to start off a new life there. He said that Singapore has alot of potential and alot of business. So Wale went to Singapore and guess what. . . The moment he entered through customs, without even checking his documentation (he has a valid visa to enter Singapore). . The immigration just saw the front cover of his passport book, colour green and the word NIGERIA has led the immigration to call the police to put him in jail.

He stayed in jail for 3 days and than suddenly they collect money from his wallet and he had not much so they ship him to Malaysia.

Than luckily he met a friend (his hometown friend from Naija- Tha nk God cause then he would be homesless ooo) at the airport and he stayed with this friend. Anyways. . . skip skip Skip. . . In Malaysia. . . its almost the same like Singapore. . . . The behaviour of the people. . . if they see a white person, all heads up and wanting to kiss their arses but when they see a black guy, hmmm. . . U cannot imagine. . . They would stare at you like one kind. As if you were a criminal

I went to town with Wale one day and we had to grab a bus. The moment i went on the bus with him,everyone in the bus look at us like one kind and most of them covered their nose immediately. Than one of them came up to me and talk to me in Malay saying this, do you have to hang out with a black guy? is there no malaysian guys around?

Can you imagine this?

This is just one case. U know. almost every single day I have to have my people telling me off on the face about mixing with other races. . . Imagine,. . I once stayed with a bunch of malaysians just that our races are different. Theres the malays Malaysian, Indian Malaysian, Chinese malaysian and Kadazan malaysian and even that my own peopl;e can mock us saying that if Im chinese, I should just stick to chinese and so forth so what more to hang out with a foreignor?

Hmmmm. . .

uyimen:
Hey Gabby.
For your information you are very popular in this forum,no one comes into this section without seeing your name,you even have more than one thread. cant you see the traffic of guys around you?like bigmodo, lol.

Heheh! That one. . . No mind them naa. . . They are just teasin me ooo

uyimen:
Ok, pls tell me about Singapore and Malaysia, i know that they are relatively peaceful country,friendly and natural.never heard about political unrest there. So whats weird or odd about them?

Friendly and natural? WOW! Either someone lied to you or maybe our stupid government knows how to promote!

Dyabman is an Official nutcase. . .

how come theres no Awards for the most horniest person?

gabrywyl secretly stole your credit card number and charged $5000 worth of online ostrich porn to your account.




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groundnuts

Why? where have you been?

Hey! I thought the moderator for this section is shaz and Sauron but I saw Sauron's name got dissapeared into thin air. Whats going on?

Hope nothing serious jor.

Hey. . . Michelin is the Moderaotr of the general discussion section as well as the Culture section but I dont see her name on these two sections anymore, what happen to my dearest sista?

Seun, I hope nothing bad ooo. . .

Anyways, I think she is a good Moderator and also her mentality is one of the best which I have ever hear of.

Abeg ooo, , , Wetin happen to Michelin?

Hey. . . Michelin is the Moderaotr of the general discussion section as well as the Culture section but I dont see her name on these two sections anymore, what happen to my dearest sista?

Seun, I hope nothing bad ooo. . .

Anyways, I think she is a good Moderator and also her mentality is one of the best which I have ever hear of.

Abeg ooo, , , Wetin happen to Michelin?

Hmmm. . . Now isnt that just bad and mean?

No wonder almost all females play shakara for this earth.

Hollysmile:
Gay? What has dat got to do wif this?
Alright! U try'na say some guys ar soft cos they ar gay?

Well, Im just guessing now. . . Or maybe they are a momma's boy?

Czarskit:
~ Because of Testosterone. ~ The quantity of Tstrn they secrete is directly proportional to their aggresiveness. ~

HUH im sorry but why do you sound like a professor from Oxford University? Abeg ooo! Simple English as I am from Bushland

Hmmm. . . I dont feel the spirit in here anymore

Thanks to my dearest sister Michelin89 and my dearest bro dani1luv 

yes I dont ooo

Bro, you're a guy. . . You should not worry about petty things like this. . . you're not the one getting pregnant now so age is not really an issue. . . U still fit marry at age 30+ for a man. . .

U know. . . I realize this a long timne ago that if a person try so hard to look for love, it will never come or the wrong one will not come but if you just live life everyday like normally, it will come to you. Trust me on that one.

OK Papine. . . I guess you have already made up your mind. Thats ok. Nobody can help you but yourself. Remember, every evil deeds will have a price to pay eventually. Mark My words and remember this

dgreatrock:
O my word! As the chancellor of the world centre for farthing studies located in globosphere, antartica i hereby confer these degrees of these honorable members and thus declare them life members of the inner chamber of the farting institute of world farting advancement: gabrywl- degree of mothers of all farters, brein senior fellow, institute of farting research and em4va phd in fartingology.

Tufiakwa!

brein:
, brein was not suppose to be on dat degree list now!

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uhm. . . ok

LMAO!

SeanT, whats wrong?

johnnygan:
See i wonder why these ladies are so fooled by Topics these Kinds.
See how dem dey confess, and lie as well LMFAO

Are you related to me? How you fit no say I dey lie or not? Na waa to you. . . Suite you wetin you wanna believe dude. . . Chei! Octopus Molestor!

Aloy.Emeka:
You don't carry the pocket juju normally called touch and follow?

Team A - 546

Awwww. , . .



@Topic,

I feel intimidated by him and I thought he is super naughty because of his ID name.
Get to know him and he is actually so matured and very down to earth as well as super hillarious