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Nahhh. . . I hae this topic ever since it has been move from the Jokes section to the General Discussion section. . . The way I see it, this thread is suppose to be a joke. Not a general discussion.

Wetin be farin apologetic?

wetin now?

Na waaa ooo. . . U dey craze for hia

Thats Indonesia

aus123:
@gabby

How re u doing girl,

I dey fine jare. How your side?

Na waa to some people sef

Pel oo but I aint got no sexy pics. I only have yeye pics which I have posted here earlier. You can check it our at the Websites which I will post to you but dont faint and choke ooo

Here is its:-

Look at your own risk

[url]https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234143.512.html

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234143.480.html#bot

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234143.544.html#top

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-234143.576.html[/url]

I did send you an email naa. I send you an email following the email address as stated on your profile. Is that the right one?

dgreatrock:
Are you planning to become a mobile ad portal?

LMAO!

pureminded:
Ogaga ! Ogaga !! Ogaga , small small o , well no whala just post the picsor when you don do am

Heheheh!

righocream:
I hope that you know that these chips can be traceable and anyone can read your data through the satelite, I have a tatoo and a permanent one but inserting chips in me then means that the end time is approaching, you better dont get people to think yor way man because you are already bugged for the time of the anti=christ, sorry dude Mr. Lcd

LOL!

Oga bro. Abeg ooo! Dont do it!!! PLEASEEEEE. , For the love of gabrywyl!

Things we have in common

1) Music. . . HAAA! ALOT OOO!!!

2) Movies. . . YEAP!!! VERY MUCH!!!

3) Shoes. . . DAMN!!! We loveeeee shoes but I love high heals and he love snickers

4) Farts       YES OOO but he farts very loud and mine is a silent one but with a big smile

5) Water Bottle . . . We are both passionate about it

6) We both lovee to cook (But on Nairaland sef, no one believes me. Whatever mehn. . .)

7) We both loveeee Stockings

8.) We both loveeeee Housework cause both hates messy and dirty environment

9) We both love praying the Rosary almost everynight

10) We  both are definitely Crazy but I think he is more mad than I am

11) We both can tell Jokes and make simply anyone and everyone laugh

12) We loves Hugs and kisses

13) Both love to own our own business

14) Love learning and experiencing new things in life espeacially on culture and tradition

15) Loves to dance and sing

16) Loves travelling

17) Love meeting new people

18) We both love to make different accents like Im good in doing a Nigerian, British, Amrican, Greek, Italian, Australian, French and Indian accent and he is good in doing a Chinese, Bangladeshi, Malaysian, Singaporean, Thailand and Arab accent.

HAAAAAAAAAAAA. . . too many oooo   

This is a Bla bla thread.

I think its not that you hate Nairaland. I guess Mr Red dey affect your emotions

Hey!! Theres basically no more farts in here. . .


Dani! Abeg ooo. . . Bring back ma farting thread oooo. . .
Michelin dey give you signal naa

Lollabey All there is in her brains is birds chirpin left, right and
centre. Is she the next Patrick Starfish?

Like in what sense?

Poster, I have a btter idea for you. Why not marry your pet buffalo?

akallalone:
odabipe moti wo wrong room, gbo e ko look bakan bakan

Speak of da devil. Look at you yaself.

y me:
@gab
i cant tell you my dad now, he is very handsome o,if i do now u might,
and i dont want my mama(pat) to have heart break now

Na waaa! admit it now. . . U have no idea who your papa is. Pele to hear that sad news ooo. . .

patwhizkid:
5 husbands ke. . . . Ejo, na only y me papa na im be my husband o.

And who be that sef?

uyimen:
I just need you to tell me your interests, your hobbies, favorite movies,songs,best actors or actress and also your permission to include your pic in the site. Its going to be all about you. You will love it i bet.

Oh that. Thanks ooo but Im afraid I have to decline cause I use to have a few blogs of myself untill someone dey sabotage it. Its was hard since than that I have to delete all of it.

akallalone:
omo wan kan dull me ni ibi ni sha,

ok. bla bla

Hey!!! How can that be a SPAM Like what is a spam anyways? And how is it ought to be a Spam
Am confuse jor. . .


Pat, U're 21 ehn? Thats still very young now and still fit get married to 5 husbands.

y_me, and you are her children from which father now?

uyimen:
@ pat and tommy. , i should hv seen it coming,i should hv read d signs,anyway i guess is over now.
Pat.i no longer hv d morals to call u My princess,becos i should respect tommy's feelings now,but my heart wil alway remember u as My Princess.
Tommy. Pls take care of her,she is so Precious.I may barely know pat,but d little i know about her made me call her My Princess,pls treat her as a real princess.
I should take a bow now,goodbye Tommy,goodbye My Princess.
Good luck to you.

tommy2k2:
@ uyimen,
dont goooooooooooooo, ooooooh,, we still need u around, i think we both feel the same way but it doesnt affect us in here, dont u know if u go, u might left some damage somewhere, guy we need ya up in here,


@ pat

Tommy is not what, ?

Coughs and chokes hard. . . Are you sure you boys are Black? Cause this is how a Korean Drama sounded like. LOL

Na lie. . . I know u are only 18 years old now.

I

know this may sound very stupid, because it really does sound stupid. I'm thinkin of ending a 9 month old relationship because it is too perfect.
when we first met, my girlfriend was very all that. she was poilte, very humble, very gentle, very neat, very submissive. We have never had a single quarrel. we have never argued on a single issue. we have never disagreed on any issue. and now i'm getting scared. if i suggest anything, she quickly agrees. she never disagrees with me. this is really gettin on my nerves because it is making the whole relationship boring.
i even tried picking up fites with her deliberately but she would apologise for what she did not do and the intended quarrel would end.

I confronted her about this one day and she said i was supposed to be happy we are not fighting.

am i supposed to be happy?
am i weird? please this is gettin on my nerves. .

i want to see her get angry. i want to see her annoyed. i want to see her other side.
what do i do

WE NEED TO FIGHT OR ELSE I'LL END THE WHOLE RELATIONSHIP!!

Guy. . . U're normal and she is not. . . Theres no such thing as couples not having anything to argue or o disagree or to fight about. . . Theres always something to argue or disagree about. Thats what makes the relationship stronger. Your girl has something fishy in her. . .

Sorry but this is no Disney land. Its the real world.

U mean like talk about the time he made me upset or the breakups?

mccloud224:
Hmmm, if your boyfriends knows you have a "best" friend as a guy and it doesnt matter to him, well, thats coz you dont matter to him or you both are decieving yourselves.If you cared about him, i dont think you would find it funny if one of his ex's was his best friend, lol.

Girls too like to dey decieve themselves, hehehe

Guy, it shows how insecure you are with yourself. Mind you, my bf meets up with his ex gf and even in clubbing he dances with other girls but who cares? See, this is what couples fail to understand when having a relationship. . .  When you have a partner, you must already agree to believe that person and to have strong faith and also to always protect and to trust that person. Does not mean that you have a partner and that partner will be all to yourself and only for yourself and that person is not allowed to socialize with other people. . . Hello Are you helding that person as prisoner? Common now! Even their mother dont do that to them sef. . .

And besides, all my friends before I even go meet them I will always introduce them to my bf and my bf does the same to me. . . What is there to hide in the bush for? And when he goes out to meet his friends, he always takes me with him to meet emand I always do the same. Its been like this for sooo long so I dont see it as a problem

Nich, Mind you, Ive always listen to what my father told me. . . Well, I use to. . . . Untill when he made me realize that he is not the father which I thought he is at age 21.

topup:
[color=#008855]You can't force yourself to do something you really don't want to do or feel. Okay, maybe you can pretend but you can't force yourself to feel.

Maybe the fact that they tell you all the negatives and warnings about Nigerian culture is even part of the cause of you becoming even more attracted to it, since we always want to try something dangerous and risk warnings - it's human nature.

My advice is; if you look into Malaysian culture, you will most certainly find something that will intrigue you, learning more about your culture will help you tune into it, you can explain things more, you can begin to understand your people beyond what you see, learn about your history and I really believe it will interest you and so you'll be drawn towards it.

It's okay, to appreciate both cultures and neither has to be taboo, the longer Nigerian or African culture is taboo to you, the more you'll be drawn towards it (I think).
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Guy. . . When it comes to Malaysian culture, Im top class in it naaa. And whatever news the media has come out with Naija sef, it has nothing to do with my love for Naija. I just dont know why I love Naija ooo. . . Its like I dont know why I love my neighbours dog sooo much. . . Everytime I lokok at him, I fall in love with him that I buy for him chicken everyday. So its just that.

ok ooo

patwhizkid:
Gabrywyl, plz o, am on my own o. I've told u b4 dat am not looking 4 a date/guy/boyfriend on NL, am nat interested in dis online dating rubbish. So plz, stop saying dat am available 4 any guy.

Oh common now, . . Ure single right? Why you dey play shakara for hia? Give da dude a chance now. U no want make him cry ooo

uyimen:
@ Gabby. What i want to build for you is not really a website but a webpage or rather a blog,anybody can build or create one you dont have to be a webmaster to create a blogsite,Gabby.

Huh? Really? Wow! But why? And what is it going to be about?

The first one is that you bullied my sausage dog and make him cry.

The second one is that you created a thread about me asking if Im white or albino

Nahh, . . Am stil learning to be a professional naaa. They are other professional peeps in here.