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I hve always been up naa. Just that I have been preparing. Tonight Im going for band practise. . . mkae that in 10 mins time

Na waa ooo. . COME BACK HIA!

Thank God i never craze, i for no no how to type henglieshh for computer

Don't worry about the diaper sizes, i can work that out with Gucci and garbana

U no dey watch cartoon? u never see where cow dey milk herself?

Lol, my mom is not up for Hollywood fight, she's almost 60, abeg, leave my mama alone, is that what a man gives to someone he wants to marry in Malaysia?

SSS: Special Secret Service, they mostly work with the president and top notch.

explanation clear enough?

Talking about the above set of people,

@topic, i am not looking for a wife here cos internet dont give wifes lol, maybe i'm wrong

D& G abi? I dont think they wanna measure animal yansh now. . .

Ok, if cow could molest their own tits that how do you get choc milk?

Your mom is 60? Na lie. . . My grandma is 60 ooo. . .

Special Secret Service? U mean you want to bemilitant and I pretend I go there and you kidnap me and than you get money and you give 20% to your governor and you give me 50% yes? Ok Deal!

This is a date ooo. Says who you dey married. See your head oooo

Yes, I will be 26 this year. U got 6 sensemehn. Good for you

Awwww. . . . . ,

Football is made form what skin?

a) Octopus

b) Human

c) Shark Fin

d) Beaver

e) Mule

Its because you stole his asparagus plantation oooo 

Why should I? I have not received my pay check yet oo

LOL

I dey dat you naa

allboyz:
its good for a guy to be averagely built. , .like GABBY'S BF

ariblaze:
@gabrywyl

you dey fear juju?

lol

Yes oo. . . Afta I go read the thread about a guy asking how to fly to China as a witch. . . I dey fear ooo and also you can ask Brother Ztyle. He tell me you guys do juju

LMAO! U dey craze

* Wear diapers abi? Where you go find all sort of sizes for diapers? Your momma go stitch em abi? And who will fit change their diapers after they shait and wee wee?

* How the cow fit squeeze herself when she aint got fingers? And its still milk ooo,. . . Not choc milk.

* No qualms. Your momma will not charge you . As a matter of fact, she will thank you cause you made her feel special and young. . . She will feel like she's in those Hollywood movies where some gangsta go kidnap a kokolet and the kokolet will scream and hopefully her prince charming will come and save her? She will feel like that so no worries for you jare.

* Wetin be SSS? I no sabi that one ooo. . . Explanation abeg.

* And what set of people are you talking about?

* I no want zoo ooo. . .  I no want to wash their shait now 

* na waaa ooo. You dey go carry obese cows abi? But they come out with white milk ooo. . . Where I go get Choc milk out of that?  And do you expect me to squeeze their gigantor tits?     

* Yes, I need your motha to be ma karaoke and mah jong partner if you dont mind. Nahhh. . . You can steal your motha yourself.

Here I go teach you. 

You call your mother and the 10 dudes up saying that you need to have an open air meeting. Than you bring another friend along. This friend will have a car waiting at the front while you guys are having a meeting and this guy will sit next to your mother.

When the meeting starts, You shout very loud and point to the sky. You shout LOOK! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT IS THAT STUPID MAN     

Than when they all look up, you grab your mom while your friend runs to the car and you push her in the car and you also go in the car and drive off.

Simple ehn?  No wahala's. . . Thank me later   


* But I have one more thing for you to do and this would be a plus point.  Which is:-

Could SLAP the following people?: 

1) Y HUSTLER
2) Infobaba
3) Studio43
4) Airforce1
5) dyabman

 

Bombom Loose Untill Nobody Touch


P R I D E

LMAO! U be funny dude oooo. . . . . . . If you want to date me, you have to buy me a list of things ooo. I go list down


LIST OF THINGS FOR MR. HONERIC TO BUY FOR PRINCESS GABRYWYL BEFORE DATING 

1) 365 teddy's One for each day. Make sure each of them are different types of animals ooo. . .

2) Chocolate milk supply for 5 years

3) Your mother

Thats all. Simple eh? 

Popeye the Sailor Man's Personal Assistant

Slaughter Turkeys Or Chickens Knuckle


NEPAL

Netherland

U did that on purpose did you?

NOOOOOO! PLease donttttt!!! I BEG YOU!!!!

Spencer, why aryou not on YIM anymore?

HUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

u dey vex abi cause you be original yeye ooo

I mean you call your boy do wetin naaa. . . Thats what I dont understand ooo. . .

Mami? Hmmm. . . I dont know but I feel like a 50 year old woman if you call me mami naa

I actually dont mind whatever type of body figure because i know whatever man I end up with, im sure of one thing which is that I will love him no matter what cause I have chosen him.

However, my bf's body figure really attracts me alot and it turns me on whenever he takes off his shirt. DaMN. . .   

See pic . thats him but i no want to show his face. pele ooo 

Czarskit:
Let me re-introduce myslf, I am 'Count Ladislas Draculia'. . . U ain't scared, are u?

Huh? OMG!!! Dejavu!

Did you know that I am Madam Dracula of Nairaland?

And what do you mean Im down? pele ooo. . . I had to run just now cause my dog bit my . . . my. . . clothes

Czarskit:
U Ageist! ! !
13? No way!

I can swear u're 22.

Nope my dear. Im so much older than that

TOYOSI20:
Im great baby,. . . .and u??

Its been a while hope u good dear??

ive been good but i miss the times i had with you bashing up people. Whos our next victim?

Toyosi,
really? Thats good oo. . . so you and I can shake hand

Recipe #4

Inspired by a Malaysian and Nigerian Dish - Chicken Curry and Suji

Ingredients
Potatoes – Cut into Bite size
Whole chicken chop into pieces and parts with its bone
Onion – Chop
Curry Powder
Coconut Milk
Salt and Pepper
Oil
Flour
Hot water

Preparation

Cooking the Chicken Curry
1) Boil potatoes until half cooked.
2) When they are cooked, drain water, and heat the pan with 3 tablespoons oil and fry the potatoes for about 5 minutes; set aside.
3) Marinate chicken well with salt & pepper.
4) While marinate chicken, heat pan and fry onion until soft.
5) Add salt and curry powder and stir them well.
6) Add the chicken in and stir, then add coconut milk and stir well.
7) Add potatoes.
Simmer for about 15 minutes or so, make sure chicken and potatoes are cooked.
9) Taste it and add more salt and pepper or curry powder if you need.

Come peeps would like to add in Indian spices like anistar and lemon grass into their curry. Its all up to you


Making the Suji
1) Take a mixing bowl and pour hot water in it
2) Put in Flour and mix them up well till it becomes a dough


So you eat the Suji with the chicken Curry. Its nice

Give me alll ohhhh. . .


Clowns vs Santa Claus

Kiss and hug and keep him for maself

honeric01:
I am aboriginal, did you see my profile picture too?

Nahh you be pikin