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Hey, thats nice. Im gonna start using that slang

He was a Bush Doctor since 1973

hmmm. . . . oh nooooooo. . . too much seriousness ooo. . .

Dikelebra

pikin boy

perfectionist

Awww. . . I love it when people dey promote fart for hia. Its like music to ma ears.

Lomade, I want a potato teddy.

we le na she eti gbo? Na a ma koko toto mumu mugu sha

BRB am not finish

@Topic,

I love him cause he is really different compared to other guys which Ive seen in my entire life in the sense that he does not count on who should clean the house or who should cook. He can cook very well and on his free time if he has nothing to do, he would do the house work but most of all, he is sensible and also he is funny and I love his muscular body

SeanT21:
She is an untalented,blonde bimbo that can not sing or act her way out of a paper bag.NUFF SAID!!!

But she's famous

I like Sauron and I like his rap so I think its ok oo

Yes and da coacroaches be Clemcy. Lomade and Tytylayor

kakakakakakakakaka!      

kakakakakakakakaka!      

I need a teddy!

Mykolo and Dikelebra, u guys dey rap be mean ooooo. . . . . . .

Mykolo Mykolo wassup with Nigeria,
Do they still sell that 25 year old bra?
Una dey still play with me like shakara,
Nonsense you, I dey fit rap like superstar.

I be paw paw skin but black is in my heart,
me and dudu will never dey be apart,
Dont dey tease me ooo or I will dey fart,
On your face which will smell like sweet sugar tart.

Poster, Ive seen your profile pic. Is that you? WOW! You look sooooooooooooooooooooooo cute!!!!!      

eyonigger:
My man, I close my eyes when am having a very romantic kiss, thats the best way to go about it. Who d mess is jessica simpson? That one know anything about KISS?

Why you call me my man?

You dont know Jessica Simpson? She is a famous singer in Hollywood naa.

HOLLASLYD:
If you kiss with your eyes open, you are not giving a sincere kiss and probably does not feel anything for the person you are kissing.me o i've never kissed with my eye open.

Really? Well, as soon as I thought of it, I slightly open my eyes when kissing my bf and uhm. . . hehehe! That feels weird though,.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]That Jessica sef wey dey kiss like say she wan swallow pesin head

_{i couldn't resist}


Eyes closed. . .reflex i guess. But you get to feel and concentrate on sensations when not distracted.
I probably would be like, 'damn, he got long lashes. . .wasted on a dude', 'never noticed that beauty mark near the hair line', 'hmmmm', if my eyes were open [/color]

I think maybe just cause she is a ditsy blonde

eyonigger:
Well my gurl sometimes yab me that I am ugly, but I think shes kidding, cos alot of people tell me am cute, maybe I am not just contended with my look, could be the reason why I feel self intimidated.

OK, now. You must understand that you cannot please evey single individual on this earth. People are bound to bash you up and some will praise you one way or another. Its a fact.

Like example. Tyra Bank, one of the top class super model in the world. Some people said her fore head is so gigantic that she looks like an ape or a fish. See? But to some peopl, she is to die for! Can you imagine evena super model got judged as such.

No matter what people says about you, you dont have to pay attention at all. Some people dey craze that they dont even look at theirselves in the mirror.

I think what really identifies whether if you are handsome or not is your heart. If you have a good persoanlity, am sure alot of people will like you no matter what.

Poster,

I think this is your main problem. 1) Low self Esteem 2) Not confident 3) Easily Demotivated.

To be honest, alot of people dont think that Im preety at all but I feel that Im preety all the time. Whenever I walk in a room filled with people, I dont care if theres a model or an air hostess or some cute innocent girl and whateva because my self esteem, confidance and motivation has let me know that Im beautiful no matter what.

In the end of the day, I think what attracts people to come to my side is my personality or as they say humor.

You need to have all hse three factors in order to be sure of yourself and than from there, you would not think that looks are all that important anymore. Trust me on this one

Poster,

Its not always about money. . . Sometimes you can even take her to the beach, pluck a flower from the garden an give her and say happy birthday or if you could sing and play the guitar, you compose a song for her. Even if you cant sing, you still do it and make her laugh.

Or yu could see whatever you have in your kitchen fridge and cook a dish for her and brign her to the beach and share the food with her while reciding a love poem. . .

Or you could just buy one piece or a small tiny cake with one mini candle. . . There are many things you could do.
You can even just spend the wholeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee day with her without any distactions from your friends, activities, family and bla bla bla.

I know that I would apprciate it alot! So am sure she will as well

kelly_hand,

Dont give up hope. Like I said, my bf and I have been in your condition. And there were many times I wanted to break it off because I could not bare supporting him all the time and many of my friends and family thinks that Im the most stupid gil theyve ever met. But the thing is that I was thinking that its not fair for him. Is like what? Just because he is a guy, he have to bare all expenses?

I tried putting myself in his shoes and see how would I feel if I were in his shoes. I came to a conclusion that I needed to give him time and space to try to be a man and also because we are partners, my job is actually to give him the full support which he needed when in times of need.And thats when I continued paying.

The catch was that if he ends up cheating me, I know for a fact that I would be heart broken but another fact is that he would have a bad karma and a bad reincarnation state so I think its fair enough.

I have been working 3-4 jobs to pay evrything and after one year, we started sharing the bills and in 2 years, he took me off from paying and h started paying. . . To be honest, when he pays for eveyrthing, I felt ba and I just dont feel its right but he insisted.

And as for him, all he has to do is to plan well and gt his butt rolling. He told me his plans and how long and he always tells me that he would try and he updates me on his actions in order fo me to not misunderstood him. It made me felt as ease and also I know that he needs my support in desperate times. So I would just like to tell you to kep to your words, update your gf on your status and always emind her how much you love her.

Like they always say, patience is a virtue. If you are patient, you will eentually get to where you're heading. Good luck and all the best

studio43:
--if i slap u, u go forget your last name

LMAO! Genious!

D1KeleVra:
Ah! Ah! Wus-rong-wit-u?

Ah Ah, I wish I could hear the real thing from you 

dani1luv:
Blows Off Studio Head

Oh great. I can use his head for my stew.