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How can I trust you now?

Lets kidnap Dyabman, Studio43, Hollandis and airforce1.

Well, I go hear from most Naija's that the Igbo will do anything to get money including licking a cow's ass. Sorry, no offense

U also no dey shame for anything sef

Gabrywyl raises her cute hands in the air

Ztyle, from now on, I no want to friend you anymore. u dey lie to me like that and made me force finish my chocolate milk for no reason.

uhm. . . . (2nd voice)

To Lomade and Yabby,

Wetin concern you if I dey waste pages? Seun no complaint jor. 

Lomade,

I was looking for you all over the place cause yesterday was your first smelly tofu making lessons. . . . Did you go hide under the table again? 

I hate that song, . Everytime I see his face, I feel like slappin him

LOL at D1keleVra

Saya khabar baik kawan. Engkau pula?

First name: Gabrielna

Gender: Female

Nickname: Gabby

Favorite food: almost everything. i like to try out new things though

Favorite color: all the colours

Favorite animal: Dogs, Snakes, spiders, Sea Horse - well, I like almost every animal

Birthday date: 12th May 1983

Favorite or Lucky number: 5

Fear: Snails, Butterflies, Thunder, Lightning, Rapers, Killers, Ghosts, darkness

Addiction(s): none. I have self control over everything

Turn off: Dirty, messy, egoistic, proud, negative people,

Turn on: Down to earth, funny clean and tidy, talented & simple people

Chocolate or vanilla: both

Winter or Summer: Both

Hot or cold: both

UK or USA: both

Black or White: both

Coke or Pepsi: both

Rightie or Leftie: both

--------------------------------- what can I say, Im not that fussy. I like almost everything ------------------------------------------------------

Do u have sibling(s): yes

Type fast or slow: fast

Favorite song: DAMN!!! aloT ooo

Favorite country: JAMAICA, GREECE, SWITZERLAND, BRUNEI

Favorite sport: Hockey, Baseball, Rollerblading, Ping Pong

Favorite wrestler: Triple H and The Rock for sure.

Are you straight/gay/bi: Straight!

What was d last movie u watched: Love Guru

Favorite month of d year: May


What do you do when you are bored ? I sing the karaoke, do some experiment on anything or pull pranks on people


Who is the person that you are most curious to see their responses: uhm. . . Its goodass, manickal, sylve11, showbobo, Azo, Mykali, jaymobb, clemcykul, neo_welsh and ztyle

Favorite Television Shows: So many ooo

Ever been arrested: yes for pulling pranks on people

What makes u soo special?? I dont think im special. Just normal me

Dyke Sassy Emotional Hot Retarded Gangster Fabulous Preppy Sassy who give great head

Awwww. . . How sweet

@Topic,

U look fine naa

pork pounder

Doing the closing accounts accounts for last years expenditures, do floor plan for a wedding of 1000 pax and singing all at the same time. . .

How can I convince Seun to change my ID name?

Baby, today I have football practise at 4.00pm. Heres the deal, Ill pick you up from school and than we're heading to the football field. Prince wnats to talk to you and after that, we go out for dinner. how's that sound?

but u be one of em groupies naa

goodass:
_{2 of us cant b wrong abt c.l.o.w.n. gabby}

Hallo baba Ngozi, I hope you know well well that I can see this.

@topic

armpit hair plucker

playboy

Oh MY God!!! I wouldnt offer my virginity as such ooo. . . . Its not easy baring the pain as such. . . 

and yet she allows some random guy to go and f her just like that . . . . . . SHAIT!

what the hell. . . but seems like she really needs the money 

how about me? can I sell groundnuts too?

Mine is "ehm. . . ."

Poster, u reminded me of a beaver

@ Topic,

yes it is very veyr VERY possible.

I need to buy new slippers cause under ma slippers theres no more flower. . . When I go walk under rain, i dey play ice skating. . . But the problem is that the hummer which is left in my pocket cannot be used because I go see the dude in the picture have cross eyes. . . . . This is frustrating. . . but I really need a new pair of slippers oooo. . . cause i dont want to continue doing ice skating. . . I dedicate my life toward puff puff and orobo's and with me continue to engage myself in ice skating will make me loose more calories. The next thing I know, by the end of the year, ma family will disgraced me by calling me a bamboo shoot with no boobs. . . This is too much pressure to handle. . .

The following short quiz consists of 4 questions and tells whether you are qualified to be a "professional". Scroll down for the answers after you have thought about it. The questions are not that difficult.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
































































The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.


2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator ?













































































Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your actions.

3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference, all the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?



































































































Correct Answer: The Elephant. The Elephant is in the refrigerator. This tests your memory.

OK, even if you did not answer the first three questions, correctly you still have one more chance to show your abilities.


4. There is a river you must cross. But it is inhabited by crocodiles. How do you manage it?












































































































Correct Answer: You swim across. All the crocodiles are attending the animal meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Andersen Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals they tested got all questions wrong. But many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have
the brains of a four year old.

Eheheheheheheheh! U be mean sha.



Poster, I actually dont care what did Sauron do but as far as I know, I like da dude sha. For me, he has proper manners unlike some gays hia so for me, anyone with a proper and acceptable personality deserves to be a Moderator. Besides I think he contributed well to the rap section so its more than enough. And also since Seun chosed him to be the moderator, its his free will oo. . .