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Nairaland GeneralRe: Am Not Happy At All by Gabry(f): 7:21am On Dec 17, 2008
Are u sure its me becoming your victim or the other way round?

Did I not tell you sister that Ill be going to DISNEY LAND?!? grin grin grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by Gabry(f): 7:06am On Dec 17, 2008
sexy, thats the spirit. U dont need that christmas ornament worth 5 naira. grin tongue
Nairaland GeneralRe: Top 10 Nairalanders-2008, 2009 by Gabry(f): 3:12am On Dec 17, 2008
And more to come!!!!! grin
Forum GamesRe: Look At The Person's Profile Above You And Make A Comment. by Gabry(f): 2:10am On Dec 17, 2008
i love boobs
Forum GamesRe: I'm In Love With by Gabry(f): 1:20am On Dec 17, 2008
Im in love with peaches
Forum GamesRe: Comment On D User Id Of D Person Above U! by Gabry(f): 1:19am On Dec 17, 2008
good bom bom grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Where Wud Be The Perfect Location For The Naijapals End Of The Year Party? by Gabry(f): 1:13am On Dec 17, 2008
labuan island
Jokes EtcRe: Specially For U War1 by Gabry(f): 1:06am On Dec 17, 2008
Na waaa! What do you want to do with your 1/2 year old sister? huh
Nairaland GeneralRe: Please Do Accept My Letter Of Apology by Gabry(f): 11:53pm On Dec 16, 2008
Hmmm! Se his Studio. Before you go meet and talk with a fine lady like B4U,IWAZ, ensure you bring enough groundnuts t her house naa and PLEASEEEE. . . . Be a good bo boy aight?
Jokes EtcRe: Gabrywyl & Dbanj Na True? Lol by Gabry(f): 3:47pm On Dec 16, 2008
I wish grin
Jokes EtcRe: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by Gabry(op): 3:46pm On Dec 16, 2008
Clems, naaa. . . I be pro at that naaa,

Bryan, Not again wetin?
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 3:39pm On Dec 16, 2008
by.dot:
huh
See? Another guy for hia dont think your so called joke is funny. get the picture? undecided
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 3:33pm On Dec 16, 2008
showbobo:
is this supposed to be a joke,riddle or puzzle huh huh angry angry angry. . huh?
Guy, read what showbobo wrote. He is obviously and directly saying that your joke aint funny at all. Accept it and move on
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 3:30pm On Dec 16, 2008
]@ gabrywyl
okey, you still want to Continue.Alright then,i said it's a Fuckin Joke but you don't agree with,isee.by the way ,why is it Hurting you alot ? eh, eh! i don catch you today!! .One of my Guy's once told me a Story About his Ex-Fiance,She fart on when she may have eaten Some Cooked Eggs.Ha!,my friend said:Ogaga that Girl must be a Ghost!!,even when she farts you don't hear any Sound.he describe that as Silent Mess!,e nor dey too much dey make Noise but na Nuclear_Bomb!,the mess carry weight.and it's the may reason my Guy dislike the Girl because she has disgrace him at some Certain Groove they attended!.so, now you are telling me you are the Queen of Fart!!,That Great Baby, ,but i'w Love you to Reduce the N° of cooked eggs you take to avoid some unknown Error.see!,i know you have a Guy Right?
one_Day just try fart in his presence and see! .although him go pretend but he don't like am.this can easily break your relationship.[/b]Alright Gurl, i don hear!,if not the topic is just a Fucking joke!.Wow! I'm happy to meet UQueen of Fart
See [b]BOLD Fonts. Thats why Im mad at you. . .

That really shows how immature you are. Just because your so called gf fart, you want to break up with her? What kinda excuse is that? And is it okay to her that you fart?

So you're saying that she is NOT ALLOWED to fart at all in her entire life or what?

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NEXT!

I do have a bf and he farts every single morning when he wakes up. Its a loud one and sometimes it smells. I will laugh and he would ask me:- What? Cant a real man Dance?

And when I fart, he would say, Ahhhh. . . Music to ma ears! grin and we would laugh about it.

We have been doing it for years and we are still going strong in our relationship but of course not all the time we fart. Its depends also on our nutrition. Its like what I said, every single human being on earth needs to fart be it smelly or musically.

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Considering to the fact that you claimed yourself to be educated, you are really being insensible when it comes to these human nature issues. I really pity for your gf.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: I Want To Meet Gabrywyl! by Gabry(f): 3:19pm On Dec 16, 2008
OMG! This is NOT funny!!! angry angry angry
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Who Has The Best Picture Profile On Nairaland? by Gabry(f): 3:09pm On Dec 16, 2008
My profile pic fine pass all yours cause you should see hwo be ma uncle. grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 2:56pm On Dec 16, 2008
yes Oo chei to him. he yabs like a lipsrsealed
Jokes EtcRe: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:52pm On Dec 16, 2008
Ohhh Puleaseeeee. . . . shocked lipsrsealed embarassed
Jokes EtcRe: Which P.g Is Hot And Who Is Not? by Gabry(f): 2:51pm On Dec 16, 2008
Not again. . . This time I no ant to tell sensitive peeps Ooo. . .
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 2:50pm On Dec 16, 2008
Beg?? Since when?

See some guy for hia sef undecided
Jokes EtcRe: First Time by Gabry(f): 2:47pm On Dec 16, 2008
romade:
Gab just show me d switch 2 turn u off or beta still think of Studio touchin u wink
Oh SHAIT!!!! LOMADE!!! U really know how to turn me off  angry  angry  angry
Jokes EtcRe: Jokes Section: Best of Funny Pictures; Post Yours by Gabry(f): 2:44pm On Dec 16, 2008
romade:
Cyanide falls in d same category as studio & spencer
Nahhh. . . It Studio and Diaperman
Jokes EtcRe: In Need Of Your Advise Abeg! by Gabry(op): 2:36pm On Dec 16, 2008
Its ok go ahead. I will go bribe them with weedgrass
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Would Be Your Reaction When If Your Wife/husband Or Fiancee/Fiance Mess? by Gabry(f): 2:34pm On Dec 16, 2008
Oooo. . . Pele Ooo. . . I dont know this is  a joke because:-

First of all, it does not sound like a joke to begin with (It aint funny at all)  undecided Sorry, no offense

Two, you posted the thing like say you dey insult your gf for farting in a serious manner  sad

Three, yes Im insane. Havent you heard?  cool

Four,  yeah. . . I would like to be a Ghetto one day. That would be cool  grin  cool

Five, havent you heard that Im the queen of farts? Anything concerning to peeps bashing up farts, I be sensitive Oooo. . .  sad

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