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Typical royalty

Loly. . . . Loly. . . Loly to God is the Haighest! Loly. . . Loly to God in da haighest!  

princesa:
dnt fret much girl
i wont think of taking him from you
cross my heart, [[size=15pt]b]just wanted his head to blow up[/b][/size]

Be my guest   

Mr Red attacked you for hia?

I know. sound so mouth watering right?

Stan, my dog can go give me a betta name than that nna

I know the Bushland version

Today is fasting day so no stout is available.

Youve got 2 options:-

1) Buttered carpet grass with Mango tree Branches

OR

2) Toilet paper with toilet bowl water dressing and Dyabman's armpit sweat.

To place your order, kindly call our waitress, tammyswits.

And when Gabby went to da ring and accidently farted,


its Chase (0) and Sima (0)




Ding Ding Ding Ding Ding.

___________GAME OVER___________

The blood of Jesus is what makes it so scrumpteous and exquisit

Hee haaa!! Howdy Partner! How's Tinka Bell ma cow doin? 

clemcykul:
but so do u

And you look like a praying mantis

sima:
4 ya dreams abi. . see ole like u sef
aww. . it's so difficult to admit abi. . , no be u steal that my new pata(pant) my boyfriend buy 4 mi 4 halloween . .
aww. . gabby gabbier . . oya confess

Steal your pants? Na waa! What for? I rather steal your bra than your pants nne but since your boobs they say is like two fried eggs, I have nathin to steal

Why you want her to lie down? U want to go rape her?

Why? you suffered from constipation?

sima:
so in short. . u're try to tell mi u wannna eat skfa because his body is tender abi. .

Yes. YUM!

I love cows. Especially their tender meat.

princesa:
abeg more stealing jo
i will steal the heart of Jim Iyke, Ramsey Noah and Tom cruise


_{more stealing}

TOM CRUISE But da dude looks like a Beaver. . .

Who fight>?

Why you go disturb my BF for? U no fit rape him!

Abeg! Comot yaself to your Mr. Amebo!

NA WAAA! URE BACK! for you. Why you go do that? Dont do that Oo. Post more hia.

who be coolie?

Agreed

no mind her. she even deny the transparent one I gave to her for her buffday

Ok, than at least do blablabla on behalf of me

I dont steal. Im holy!

Azo, have you send my regards to showbobo?

mykali:
why will u try to put ur troubles on someone's head.? dyabman. it aint ya fault that nature cheated u.

princesa:
nature cheated the poor guy

No mind him na. He is the official Yab man. he go yab day and night till his mouth can go fit the street lamp post. For a moment there, I thought he was related to Aerosmith    

Hmmm. . . I wonder oo. They go say everyone wants to go to heaven but everyone is afraid to die.

Since when Michael Jackson got power for hia? See his woworic Lizard face, I dont know what else to think

Eheheh! For her that is

Sima, why you make Stan confuse now?

Stan, with your grasshopper body, I believe Sima can take you down with her middle finger nna