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mykali:
have never been. ask gabby.

Ask me wetin?

Child Abuser!!!!

Correct!

coughs  

na waaa to you oo

clemcykul:
c'mmon close ur teeth before i rape u

LMAO! Classic!

and dont forget to fart before you sleep

cbase:
what she means is that, just because am Atheletic and fit like a brand "Good year tyre" brand doesnt mean i should tell u guys how fat she is or make her feel bad 'bout her size.

anyway gab am srry bout that, but you gotta exercise and take time on the chocolate bars and Kwunu., leave Kwunu to the guys

sima:
Oh. . i git it nw
leave gaby jor. . she looks great in her size n' will look even better if she puts on more weight

cbase:
Yeah Right? she'll look beta wid her size,, talk about the "Big and Beautiful"

sima:
shhhhhhhh. . **whisperin** gaby is sleepin, don't let her hear u Oo

sima:
shhhhhhhh. . **whisperin** gaby is sleepin, don't let her hear u Oo

cbase:
don't worry i know, she's a heavy sleeper and she evens snores like a train on its last run home, she can't possibly hear us, 'cept her hamster ears are the very Extremably Low Frequency (E.L.F) ones

sima:
Oh, i cc. . that explains why d fire alarm beside her bed never wakes her up

LMAO!!!! Classic!

Ive been sittin here
Wonderin where Uve gone
And the days we used to share
It's drivin' me crazy
Just thinkin bout you
just wonderin' if you still care
If only you knew, its killin my thoughts
I know you got another life
Go concentrate baby
Set forth your dreams
Go ahead and make a big dive

Where did Infobaba, Saucekid, Jaymobb, Akym, JazzyJ,  Newdeal, Mogentle, Chioya, Jmkbond, Tammyswits, Ademiller, Habiolah, folly69 go? I miss them die   

I know I have already miss Scopium,  Tufe, Baxilexi, Showbobo. . . . .   

Although I call Infobaba Monkey,
its not because he is ugly,
Its because he is naughty
Like my dear friend Amebo Jeovy

My dear rodent for hia is Saucekid,
The person which I no fit get rid,
A big teaser he is on me,
But I no fit shout, I go laugh with glee

Jaymobb reminds me of my house mop,
Because of his name at the back,
When he smiles his eyes go pop,
Like my pet frog whom got heart attack

Akym oh Akym has good personality,
He no fit be crazy as Clemcy,
He is fine and is such a sweety,
Hope he go buy big present for me                  (For christmas that is and afta all da good words written for him    )

JazzyJ is a fine Malaysian Chick,
preety fine, hot and thick,
She stole Scopium away from me,
My one and only love to be                         (Chei! Tufiakwa! Just kidding nne  )

Newdeal's fart has been missing lately,
Especially the dry and watery ones to be,
Ha Ha Ha Ha Hee Hee Hee Hee,
Kpele Oo, I cannot concentrate already 

Mogentle has been my hero for here,
He supports me with his loud full cheer,
Make me go spend him Mykali beer,
He will surely love it have no fear

Where is my dearest pikin Chioya?,
Is she still finding her ugly bra?,
Or shes been busy doin blablabla,
wait, let me go ask her grandmama.

Jmkbond is missing for a long time,
I miss her die, she reminds me of a dime,
I hear go say she is busy planting lime,
when it all grows, it will surely all be mine

Oh my big boy Habiolah,
don't tell me you are in Mardi Gras,
Why you dissapear you no go tell me
Make me wait for you and still holding ma pee.  . . 

Tammyswits is famous for being moody,
don't vex or you will look so wowowogly,
To make your day, I go buy you panty,
Which brand you want? Dolce, Gabbana or Gu Gu Guchi?

Ademiller seems to be vanished into thin air,
Sammy no go ask of her which is very rare,
When she comes in, we shall take her with full care,
Provide her with blablablabla, heheheheh!

Where in my dear brother Folly 69?,
Who dey raise his middle finger all the time,
How I love his act back in those days,
Right now to me it is all in a blur haze. 

Scopium please reregister yourself nna,
Why you dey go play with us shakara,
Do you know we all go miss you die,
Waiting for you will make us cry I no lie.

Tufe Tufe, my first soul brotha to be,
Getting to know you has been a blessing for me,
May all your dreams come true wishfully,
Pray to meet you one day, Hopefully

Baxilexi, my 2nd soul brotha to be,
Ure one in a million and understanding of me,
Ure never rude, immoral or bashful to be,
I thank you so deeply for being a friend to me

Showbobo, my dear, where have you been?
We miss you die as part of the team,
Hope you no forget me our farty panty's togetha,
Its one hell of a memory to last us foreva 


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Gabrywyl will therefore suffer from a writer's block for 5 days

it doesnt matter if you want to refer to Malaysia or not, I am very open minded nna

Why you talk like my grandpa?

How you fit know?

na waa! U want my dear Mykali force move his face upwards for you guys till he have wrinkles abi? Go pay up first!

no wonda you go make so many monkey's pregnant

Why are you so worried? The gun shoot out bubbles nne.

Na waa! Afta I go say I did not read the joke, than you star reading abi?

Hamster? But none of my pikins be hamster nna

To be honest, I have not read the joke at all

Who be da monsta? Where is da monsta?

Liar. . . Go for confession abeg. And your penance is to clean gabrywyl's house

like you have

Hail Angel gabrywyl!

Ahahahah! Just kidding. Come back hia pikin

Poster you got it all wrong. . . .

[s]n the first year of Marriage the man speaks the woman listens, the second year the woman speaks the man listens, in the third year the both of them speak and the neighbors listens, is it true.[/s]

Before marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens and both do blablabla like nobody's business,

After married, the woman nags like an M16 machine gun enough to kill the husbands ear sight and blablabla has been decreased but still ongoing.

After so many years, theres no more blablabla because the guy's koko no fit dance and the woman's toto go out of stock for juice but her M16 mouth still continues to activate and the guy wished for someone to kill him instantly.


There you have it. The real facts of life

Cayon:
Gabby:

I was just in the Journal and Diary and reading "all about Gabby"

WOW!!! - girl[b] [size=28pt]TMI[/size][/b]

Too much info? Wetin be too much info?   

Cayon:
which one of you students did this to Sam Milla? Didn't we discuss unprotected sex last semister? Who did this? Don't let me have to get the Principal in here or better yet the admin. I want an answer NOW

N.B Professor Cayon needs a break. After recess, I need an answer

Professor, it aint anyone's work to make Sammy pregnant. It was a type of rodent which caused it.


And why am I on 24 hour watch? I have been nothing but a good innocent girl for hia.

HeeHeeHee, Heheheh, hahahah, hohohoho

Chase, just because you look like a Good Year tyre does not give you the right to categorize me togetha with you nna. See jelousy for hia

Change and Ill shoot you

I would steal Naijababe and Mykali