₦airaland Forum

She is my sista in Nairaland but she is more on the Romance Section. She is from Liberia as well but currently staying in the USA

sexyLeamon:
in search of Rokiatu so once told me about this site

Roki? Are you related to her?

romade:
guru morning

Ma dear Pomade, so have you taught Princessa to drink choc milk already?

Let me gues, you are taking a shait yes?

HAHAHA! Nah. . . Would have never think of you as a Lesbian ohhh. .

So what brings you to Nairaland?

Ahhh I see. So you are the same with my Sista but from a different Mother, SeanT21.

Ibkaye is 25 but she looks like a 5 year old all togetha with Sima

Why do I sense that you are intimidated by me?

I was just kidding sha

Ure not Nigerian?

Eheheh! But that pic brings out so many sad memories. . . . . .

This na boguss lie

LOL Sexy, why do you admire Krama Banana Gorilla so much?

LOL Krama banana Gorilla 


Ehem! Time to be serious. . . 

@Topic

Flick him as he is so flickable! 

Yes sha

Ahhh. . . I know that you are teasing me right now

Sexy, which pics you like about me?

sexyLeamon:
you are a nairaland celebrity na or you don't know that?

Huh? I dont think so sha. Im just a normal average nairalander unlike Richo Farty pants Hia.

richo:
@gabby
for u to be talkin about fart all the time u must be a dirty girl
dnt ever mention fart to me again oh!!

Awwww. . . Look at that Raisin Face. . . So cute. . . Keep it up that way for a month and you will be upgraded to a prune. HAHA!

NINE WORDS GABRYWYL USE

(1) Hmm! Dont want to talk to you: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

(2) Give me half an hour: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. I dont break the time rules

(3) Keep silent and start doing alot of house work: This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

(4) nah. . . Am not that bad and I dont dare peeps: This is a dare, not permission. Don't Do It!

(5) Loud Sigh: This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to # 3 for the meaning of nothing.)

(6) That's Okay: This is one of the most dangerous statements a women can make to a man. That's okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

(7) Thanks: A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say you're welcome. (I[s] want to add in a clause here - This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is PURE sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say 'you're welcome' that will bring on a 'whatever'[/s]). Nope, if I dont appreciate, I dont say anything but usually I will even if I dont like the gift.

( Nah. . . Not for me. . .: Is a woman's way of saying F--- YOU!

(9) Nope. Not for me either: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?' For the woman's response refer to # 3
NINE WORDS WOMEN USE

Uncle Kunle, this does not apply to all females ohhh. . . Cause if I dont like something, I would just tell it out from my mind .

richo:
stop sayin "oh" all the time
naija pips only say it to stress emphasis or when warning someone


e'g
u betta take ur time or i will kill u oh!!
richo is very rich oh!!

Well, am sorry to say that I am stressing emphasis and warning peeps on most of my post to intimidate them

So do you like my reply for there?

sexyLeamon:
lol gaby your funny

Thank you nne. U are far too kind

Huh? U no sabi Pidgin english?

richo:
why are u obsessed with fart? i guess u do that alot!! ewwwwwwww

for a guy to say that in such a way, u must be a school boy or a girl

sexyLeamon:
@gabrywyl when is ur interview?

What interview? And for what? I dont need to apply for the post of Blabla Assistant ohhh

sexyLeamon:
I match with you on match two personality thread. did you see it?

but he is still a minor biko

Ok, I have replied you. Go check it out.

I just find the thread hillarious ohhh. . .

richo:
my friend mind ur bizness jare!! dnt u know that i was one of the nairaland elders who went to solicit on ur behalf for seun to lift ur ban??

nah. . This na boguss lie.

And what type of celeb are you? is it for Farty Panty's?

Huh?

Give me the link ohhh. I seriously do not remember where I hop to.