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Eh

Awwwwwww. . . . .

scopium ma boy, defend yourself. I'll be at your backside supporting ya.

LOL you people are hilarious

Not so good cause the rabbit ate it up

Fong Sai Yuk LOL

timmfikk:
@Gabrywyl,

Is it true that you are now fucking up every where or they are lying about you, I hope its not true becoz u will really get me and i think you shouldn't be one of those am ready to pissed of try and see how i can meet ya on one day very soon

DAMN. . . . . . . For a very innocent soul, you sure got the guts to say the F word young man. . . . . What do you mean by f**king up? As in?

And yes, I know people here have been calling me bitch, slut, LovePeddler, multiple personalities disorder (having multiple ID's), Ugly Fat Bimbo, Ugly as the devil, devil worshipper, 419 slut, cheater, Diabolic bitch what else? Oh yes, recently one guy called me Malay bitch since I am not a malay to begin with . . . . To be honest with you, none of this came from the joke section (its been a long time since I have came out from the Joke section, only 1 or 2 times) and also I did not even bash them back when they called me as such so suite you whose side you wanna be on because I am not bothered.

Unless if people gets insulted with my jokes, than dont come in the joke section. Why bother and to feel so offended since its only a joke? They can bash me up and I dont take it personally. . . Geeezzzz. . . Some people are just plain childish. . .

Poster, if that were the case, I think nobody would ever wants to join the Olympic Games ever again.

Poster, you are posting your topic on the Jokes Section. I think it should be in the General Discussion section.

Eh Dani, I be your Godma, you dey insult me like this ohhhh. . . . Heheheh! Its ok, I forgive you ma pikin.

But in reality heres the deal. Me and ma bf:-
He cooks, I cleans

He sweep, I mop

He wash clothes, I hang clothes

He irons clothes, I fold clothes

Bla Bla Bla aint in the picture just yet so leave the f*ck aside.

_______________________________________________________

TIMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He be age 0. He is a child prodigy

Quote from: jmkbond on Yesterday at 03:55:13 PM
gabyyyy u must b infobaba bunk mate at yaba left.jobless bla bla.beta go and resume your toilet washing venture.lest i 4gt ure yet 2 wash my toilet i paid u 4 yesterday

Jeeeeezzzz. . . . . . . You must be having some mental state problem. Wetin do you now? Have I offended you in anywayz? As I recalled, I did not insult or mention your names in any of ma threads. . . . . Or is it you've got nothing else betta to do? For your info, Infobaba is Infobaba and what did he do to offend you as well? This is the joke section. If you can't take a joke in youir head, than may I suggest you leave? Wahala creator! 

SAM MILLA:
come , thats not how to talk to elders.

kneel down

yeah exactly. She is havin a bad day ohhh I presume. . .

shilling:
See me see trouble. Who talk to this one? I said @ clemcykul

clemcykul:
ask me o
shilling no mind jeovy he just dey disgrace me up, and down even for centre sef

Dont mind the pikin.  He have decided to be mean today thats all. 

Jeovy:
clems that guy/babe dey confused about hin age,hin no sabi say I be moderator for newbies.wetin you mean by center ?

Center means your bla bla area. 

infobaba:
Are u happy now?

Me happy? For what?   

jmkbond:
@sam na me u dey yab so, beat u or your ********dt u say ma kneel down over my living body,on top your lying corpse

HEY! Respect the boss of Nairaland. . . .

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SAM MILLA:
why?

Clem is Clem. . . Theres no doubt about it. We all know Clem. . . Second in line is Infobaba.

romade:
application for d post of finance manager

Ok, you're in. Probation for 2 days. Show me what you've got.

newdeal:
Thank God you finally found your job as chairlady of[b] fuglyworld. com[/b]

Mind you, this is not the only job I got. Dont forget the farting Manager post in the otha thread.

Scopium:
[size=13pt]I'm an agent as well so I can't date my clients. I'll go for the agent as well.[/size]

So you're telling me that you're dating yourself Damn. . . . You betta go get a head check ohhh

ndumart:
gabry

I envy your job oh.

Yes I know I got the best job ever!

manickal:
GABRYWYL. abeg, please, don't put my name up there. u know i'm too handsome to be on this ya crazy dating site. i aint boasting oh. do u want to spoil show for me? . infact, i refuse to believe it was my own manickal u are talking about. i'm sure there's some 1 else who bears that name on nairaland.

HAAAAA!!! I know you be handsome bobo ohhh. . . I have seen your pic. You're damn fine mehn. . . Just pullin your legs in here.

Scopium:
[size=13pt]Ndumart which one you dey envy? The fart part or the date part?[/size]

He envy's all of it

infobaba:
Abeg shey clem don apply ?

Clem is damn fine so she no fit apply. Since you be ma monkey boy, why dont you apply first?

jmkbond:
gabby im sure ure not referin to me[jay]because i 4 don damage u.in your own interest no forget ma toilet dt i paid u to wash.ill try to get an EXIT for you and info from yaba director* C**********8 so he culd help to make d work faster.and for you to return back in good time.so u wudnt keep d guards waitin

Where on earth did I mention you? Ma clients are My Wang, Ibkaye and manickal. Where did you see the word J or jmkbond

I be the wife eh? Yeah, thats right. Any last words before I kill ya?

Jeovy:
Gaby,you be ecomog

Yes, you dont remember?

Hey mykali bro, you make me laugh die ohhh. . . 

hMMM. . . ok, since you admitted it, maybe you should explain it than

Since when I have any crush on any bobo's here? Dont make me puke ohhhh. . . . Thats the funniest joke I;'ve ever heard. And to prove that thats funny, here, some laughter for you guys.


HAHAHAH! HAHAHAH! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~! CHEI!

But I'm bald ohhh. . . . And since when I come from Malaysia ?

gbam!

Naaaaaaaaa ahhhhhhhhh. . . . You will never see Dre101 in the Romance section. Thats in da General Discussion

you want to borrow Clem's fart? Ok, go ahead. Be my guess. Nothing do you ohhhh

Na ahhhh. . . Says who this is your territory? I peed here first ohhh. . .

which is fart right?

and that was like maybe in my past life? 

jelous

gabrywyl:
because they are poor.

Because of this and they still can be boss? Nahhhh. . . Poor buggers dont last long.