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Clem I eh eh eh at you cause I never thought your chest be flat as my surf board

CHEI! TUFIAKWA!

No, I am actually putting myself in that woman's shoes thats why I vex. How do you think you would feel if you were her? Use your sangolo ohhh people

Thats my brotha

You dont know after all this while that thats my name?

Yes ohhb lysaa. Sam dont understand my talent.

Sam, common. . . Reconsider me nna. I will be good I promise

this is me last year

Eheheh! Nope, I took this picture just 2 secs ago and I still look hot

hey poster, that is not funny.  Its insulting. I guess your brains have been replaced with yansh fats   

I wont cook yours cause it smells like salted fish

Gabry let out a Gigantor fart at Chioya BWAT BWAT BWAT [size=25pt]BWATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT[/size]

Big yansh is always betta than flat board yansh sha. She looks hot

Wetin? I be groundnut seller and now I be Grandmalet?

oooohhhh. . . . . . I sense cheating. . . .

Wetin does biscuit have to do with thirsting? You hungry you eat egusi flavored biscuit and if you thirsty, you drink yansh juice

Nothing. . . I just feel like farting

not drink, just rub it in that area and sit under the sun for 3 hours. It shall be gone

No choc milk, no read. no choc milk no answer

No wonder I could smell salted fish and stale armpit being soaked in the drainage from afar.

LOL

Poster, if a man look at you, you wink at him and then you shake your yansh left to right left to right and then you fart as loud as possible.

Clem, how do you know that one have AIDS? Are you his/her motha?

I would like to express my gratitude towards all those whom have forwarded their passport picture to me in order to update my data. To those whom have not forwarded their passport picture to me, please do so before my birthday. Thank you and have a nice day

milk - sperm

whistle - WHAT THE HELL IS WHISTLE WHEN IT COMES TO TOTO?

You mean Wow! The Flirtatious Figure kokolet right? You want one? Wait, I need to contact the agent to find you one.

Hey Amit. How are you doing? I hope all is well with you. So sorry I completely forggoten about the General Discussion column as I am sooo addicted to the Jokes section these days but hardly could find time to go in to Nairaland. Been busy?

simalicious

Eh Poster, is your yansh located at your koko area?

and so it continues