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DJ: folly 69 (if you do your job well, I will let you perform 69 after that with one of the strippers andf you can perform your middle finger act throughout the night. No sweat.)

Dance Strippers: Infobaba, Jeovy, Studio and pappyshoes (make sure its fierce)

Maskot: Lexicon (Shake your yansh to the fullest ok?)

Bouncers: tyty, Chioya, adermiller and Loffers da Load of Bread (Go build your six pack before the party starts)

Bar tender: showbobo (prepare alot of the Olodo Cocktail cause it will surely be the favorite among the people)

Performances by: Clem, folahann, Sam Milla, Ibkaye. (Please advise what type of performances you are to do for that night)

Toilet Cleaner : tufe, Cayon, Dani and chase da cbase (Due to lack of budget, you would have to use the Glass cloth from the beverage bar to clean the toilets. When you're done, don't forget to return it to showbobo, the bar tender to reuse for the bar. Remember, Keep this to yourself. )

All staffs working for this Birthday bash will be given staff meals (the looser's menu) before the party starts

Oh yes, I forggoten to mention the theme of this party is Fartacious Fantasy Land.

Dress Code: Anything which comes to your mind at first but Nudity would be betta.

As the party planner, I have come out with the details for the occasion.

Dated of function: 14 September 2008, Sunday

Time: Loosers: 2.00pm to 4.00pm                 The rest : all day to ngiht (If the loosers decide to stay longer, I shall fart on their faces)

Venue: Clems house (Addess: Bla Bla Bla, Bla Bla Estate, 100S3R 1And, NigerASIA.)

Menu for da 1st batch (Loosers)

Garri

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Chilli Sauce

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beverage: Hot Water

Menu for the rest

BBQ Item: Pig's testicles, Donkey steak, Elephant Bum with Amebo Sauce (Chef's Specialty)

Main item: braised Monkey tail with lemon Sauce, Stir Fried Weed with Dried Chilli and koko flakes, Steam Paw paw leave with armpit sweat dressing.

Dessert: tooth pick

Beverage: Olodo Cocktail ( A concoction of Vodka, ice ice baby and a dash of toto juice)

I have also arranged the supplier for Mykali beer. The ingredients are Malt, Barly, marijuana, yeast, tufe's fungus and yansh cream

It should be funny

gabry and gabbage?? CHEI! Rubbish!!!

are you sure its not you?

Ye Jeovy I have 3 Witnesses. mama Ngozi, my sausage dog and your grandma

Cause Sam realizes that you are bisexual

That is the sink. this is the toilet for males

Dear all,

Equilibrium would like to apologize for not coming in here in a long time as he was currently busy rennovating his toilet for males and it has been completed. He pass this picture to me to forward to you guys. Now he is still busy as he is undergoing rennovation for the female toilet. Will keep you guys updated.

Loaf of bread, whats the catch?

I be evil

Says who its heaven With them farting and burping and their messyness and their loudness and their pikinness. . . . . . Its plain frustrating. I mean if you come seek fight with me, you have to go through 6 bobos ohhh. . . . You feel hit abi?

HMMM. . . . no wonder

Chei! As if I am scared ohhh. . . . . bring it on Brotha. Bare in mind I am living with 6 bobo's here. HAAAA!

because he is facing the same problem as well

mykali:
a man cannot be a concubine. that ''title'' is reserved for women alone. so, tufe is prolly your net hubby. abi?

Says who? The world changes. Last time women dont work now women work. Last time women wear cloth as pads and now women wear pads and tampons and last time there are only female prostitutes and now theres male and female prostitutes so last time concubine is meant for women and now concubine is meant for males.

tufe:
abeg tell am oh

What do you want me to tell them exacxtly?

Good. that way I wont have to compete with you guys on who will go to heaven first. When I'm already there and its fully book, you guys have no choice but to go to hades

How childish CHEI! This aint some stage drama. Time to face reality people.

Well, dont you ever want to know what does it mean?

Eh thats not fair. you seldom come in here how they fit judge between me and you?

infobaba:
follow me vex na

Oh ok

Naaaa ahhhhhh. . . . . I bet you are more confuse than I am Amebo

What are you vexing about?

I sef dey confuse ohhh

HUH? You dont know what does it mean info?

I support ya. Do it bobo

Eh Eh Dani, you are commiting a crime by plagiarising.

mykali, your fart got no power. you gotta do betta than that bobo

Chase, Yes, I am good at baking and cooking but I only do so if I am angry sha.

tammyswits:
*Faints*

Why you vex for? You got your period bobo?

tammyswits:
*Faints*

Hmmm. . . You must have fainted because dani's armpit smells like my dog's sweat abi

tammyswits:
Nah!!! Some threads are shocking!

like what?

For your informaion, amadioha is my best friend so you no fit shout Clem Da Lamb

Why you guys are beating around the bush? Can't lay chicken eggs properly abi? Why dont you guys just spill it out and tell me in simple english on what does toto blow whistle means and get it over and done with?



Its not fair when you all know it and I dont know it you know?

Thanks Cayon. I make one fine kokolet sha. You guys know whats my real name right? Its Gabry Tyra Banks Wong. Finally the truth has been unleashed and I can breathe now.