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thats too small. here another one O

Omarion, this is yours

Jake, this is for you

Ok, no probs. Thats the easiest thing in the world to do. Here this is for you Anthony!

LordChaser:
I thought theres only one rotten brother of yours in the world

O, he's not that rotten . . . . Theres still good in him. Like last month, the carpenter came to my house and he said something eeeky to me. He said he would like to see how does my private look like one day and he smiled and then as I walk pass him, he grab my ass! I got so angry that I wanted to slap his face but he somehow grabbed my hand and put it away. I did not tell anyone but then the next day my brother and his friends brought that guy to the house and made him kneel infront of me. His had a black eye and also some bruises on his body and his mouth was bleeding. My brother made him say sorry to me while kneeling on his knees and he said that he will never do that again. I ask my brother how did he know and he said that he's been always watching over me. So you see? There is still good left in his heart. As for my boyfriend's brother, I'm sure he has some good as well.

Guys, well I cannot say and judge much because when I observe, my bf's brother has the exact same character like my brother. Both are stubborn, both would do anything to get money even if it means stealing from their own family members, both are very intelligent when it comes to breaking codes and memorizing a 25 digit password code number and both are always so negative. . . Both are the same so I have no complaints. But anyways, one day they will get tired of all of this and will learn act old and grow old.

Sisikill:
long sigh

Why does everything have to be complicated?

What happened to. . .
Boy meets girl
He asks her out
She accepts
They fall in love
Live happily ever after^sometimes

What happened to that??!

Now it's. . .

Did you say your name is Shineneh? Nah, homie don't play that. Get the stepping biatch.

Next

Maria? Hmm, not bad english name I like that. Wait. . , whoa, did you just say SI. . . as in yes in spanish? Spanish? No. . . no. . . Buh-bye Marrriaaa, have fun going back to Me-hi-co.

Finally you met a Nigerian sounding name but you gotta break it down to the last of the last. . .

"You're not from a broken home, okay that's a plus but. . . err. . . the thing is. . . now understand if it was left to me, we'll be walking down the aisle but see your name is Babajide instead of Babatunde. I know, I know they both mean the same thing but like I said it's my family. They have a problem with the letters J and I. Sorry. Better luck next time "

Next!

Gah! Too many freaking rules (and we've not even put the religion, church denomination, affiliation, time of service, type of service, how you end your prayer, what you wear to church, factor into it oh) and people wonder why they are still single.

Allow yourself to get swept in the moment for goodness sakes. Enjoy it.

Jeebus!

HAHAHAHAHA! Thats funny. A Nice one!

LordChaser:
DAMN GABBY. . . He has got some Racist Brother going on there. . . . Didn't your boyfriend do anything about it

Dont mind him. Besides, he's just saying it cause he is like that. The minute we go anywhere, theres always something he hates. Like example if we plan to go to the zoo, he would say He hates animals and he wish they were all dead or when we plan to watch a movie in the cinema, he would say he hates the cinema and all the gay people in there watching the movie makes him sick. Stuff like that so either way, he is bound to hate something.

My bf has always been fighting with him untill he lost his breath. I know his brother would look at the bright side one day. Besides, he is only 16 years old. Still very young and immature.

I met his whole entire family. I love his mother and all his sisters especially Baby Maryanne, his youngest sister age 6. OH GOSH!!! I loveeee her to bits. She's the sweetest thing God has ever created. You guys would love to meet her one day and I'm bringing her here that is if they allow me too.

His father is a very serious and quiet man but when he starts talking, you will notice that his preachings are very valubale and usefull and meaningful in life. The only person whom I'm still trying to get along with is his brother. His brother hates me cause am Asian (he told me that only Nigerian people can get married to Nigerian people) but I completely ignored what he had to say. He says he hates Asian people and he hates everything about Asian people but what he did not know was that he has been eating Asian food for a week and yet he did not realize it yet he said it was delicious.

Oh well, like I always say, one toe at a time.

heheh! Well, he had a raging temper before. A serious one and yes, he does get involve in fights alot before. But when we dated, he cool down alot and when he wants to get angry with someone, he will tell me that he is getting angry and I would tell him to take deep breaths and tell him something stupid so that he would laugh and than I would tell that person whom made him angry that we need to get things clear and done with. Now he is doing so much better. His temper seems to be not there anymore. Even his mother was amazed that she thank me a Gazzilion times. Love his mother, she's such a good cook and a very down to earth person. Thats where my bf learn his cooking from. Neat eh?

LordChaser:
Wow! You guys make one perfect example of a good couple. I'm impress

DUH. . . Its at the Boy's hood so of course he did it with guys. . . . . And he even beat Kenny and Jordan, the two most strongest guys in da house and he was smiling while doing it. It was like he got evolve to the Incredible Hulk or something. . . . I bet he must have pretend to be all weak for you babe. . . Try ask him that. Most guys are like that when it comes to their girlfriend's. They would make them win a little just to tease around but at the same time, they don't want to bedefeated fully cause their a man and they have to play their role as a man. Ask him to be honest, he'll tell ya.

Okay, if I remember, I'll ask him. Heheh!

LordChaser:
And also did you know that your boyfriend could do gymnastics I'm like OH SHIT

Yeap! He does know how to do gymnastics. Thats what you call a very very NAUGHTY and MISCHIEVIOUS AND CURIOUS BOY. . . When he was young, whatever stunts he saw on TV, he would try doing it thats why if you notice, he has alot of injuries on his body espeacially his legs. Did you notice it? I hope my son dont become like him or I'll have a hard time. . . .

LordChaser:
You mean you guys had never fight? Never quarell? Damn. . . . I've never seen that before. . . . Why's that?

I ask you because during the competition, you know, he beat all of us at arm wrestling. And he was even smiling when he did it. Its like he does not feel any burden or pain, . . . So I assume he might be a rough guy. If you know what I mean.

We have alot of disagreements but we never raise our voice or argue or fight or quarell. We have a talk and a proper discussion like civilize people. Well, it was his idea cause he says that it will be a good training for us in the future when we have kids, the kids wont have to see a house with yelling and shouting monsters. Its not healthy and it will frighten them away.

What You serious? Cause I always do arm wrestling with him and always shows that tension on his face like he was gonna loose. (But he never lost anyways). Was he doing the arm wrestling with guys or girls

LordChaser:
Has he ever been rough on you Gab?

Rough? No way dude. . . . . I mean if you mean a fight, nope. Not that we never have any disagreement, we do but its more of a discussion. Never argument.

Why do you suddenly ask this question?

Oh yes, he told me and he showed me the trophy. Nice one!

LordChaser:
Gabby. . . . Ok now I'm officially afraid of your boyfriend. . . . . .

Nobody would want to mess with him .

What are you talking about Bro?

I fnd it hard to marry with my own kind actually. . . . . To be honest. . .

dragonslay:
You really know how to play the Hard Game

Yeap. People pay me to come out with stories so why do you think I should let you guys off with it?

oYaTo:
Baby where've u been?

BOBO!!! I thought you are already long gone from Nairaland!!! Really miss you alot ooo. . .

I've been around actually but after that last thread on 'Who's Gabrywyl" had dissapeared out of the sudden for no reason, I lost touch with you guys. Now am active in one of the thread called 'Is Gabrywyl Mushlings?" on the General Discussion which you could see on my profile.

How have you been? Bawo ni? Mo wa pa?

Nope. hand over the money first then I'll give you the story

But I dont agree cause you guys havent hand over the $600.00 bucks

I need the $600 and + $40 bucks then I will agree to tell the fake story

And what do I get for making up a story?