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Wendy, I think ademiller is just teasing you. ![]() |
Poster, you love her yet you are concern about her size ![]() Well, thats not called love actually. My uncle got married to his wife and his wife is 6ft and he is 5ft 2. And on TV, I saw a dwarf guy getting married to a girl with an average height. They dont seem to care because they basically love each other. Wehn you love someone, everything else seems to dissapear but if you dont feel that way, than thats not what you call love. Rethink again. |
Poster, I think everybody in the whole wide world will lie once in awhile. . . . . (we're only human)They are only some made to be excessive and compulsive liars like the American white lady in the Oprah Winfrey show whom lied about her Military husband whom died and that how she suffered and her crappy story goes on and on to the radio station until one day, the radio station sympatized her story that they make alot of effort to raise money for her. Everything went chaotic after that because it was a total lie. And yet she is not a Nigerian man so my point is that its not nice to generalize a certain group of people. (Am just referring to your title) well every time i meet a Nigerian man where i live they lie their name , why is it like that and after i while if they know that you now know their real name they try to cover it up,If you are to say that all Nigerian men will / has the intention of lying about their names, I don't think so cause when I met my boyfriend (he is Nigerian by the way), he hand over his passport, his IC, his driving license, his ATM cards and his credit cards to me and his name appeared exactly the same on the cards/books just like the first time he introduced hisself to me so he did not lie did he? Ok Girl. I'm confuse cause your title says 'Why do Nigerian Man lie' and your post says 'Nigerian man where you live' so are you actually referring to 'Nigerian men in general' or 'Nigerian men in Nigeria' or 'Nigerian men living at your area'? ![]() |
ademiller:Heheh! Who? How come I dont know? ![]() Wendy, who's your Naira bf's? |
WendyRao:Nope Wendy I don't really know yet as am still learning. I only know the basic ones like Bawo ni, Mo wa pa, wetin, una, Halla, Na wa, Na so life be, Pokom, No pro ma bobo/chika, eti won bota, open your sangolo,jawonsi, o jasi ni, well sa free world, nothing do you ma girl/bobo, wetin dey sele, o ga oo and etc etc etc. . . . A little of Pidgin and Yoruba language. You'll be surprise cause I learn it from Nairaland. HEHEH! My teachers are somewhere all around here but lately they seldom come in like Oyato, kingsikaz, dreeldee, dre101and some other guys here. Really appreciate them for teaching the basics. My boyfriend refuses to speak in Yoruba or Pidgin with me because he wants to speak in Malay language. The only thing he taught me is how to cook Nigerian food. How about you? Know any foreign languages? I dey speak small small oooo ademiller:Heheh! Who have alot of Naira boyfriend? ademiller:And sorry for my mistake on calling you a He. Did not did that on purpose. WendyRao:Wendy Yabbin / Yap / Yappin / Yapping means someone talks bad about you or someone teasing you. You cannot find it in the dictionary just because its not a real english word I guess? |
Gamine:Yes it is huh? But am glad he live happily ever after. ![]() |
I know it cause I heard it from my friend. He is a Writer for the Sex section in a Malaysian Magazine so thats how I know. I'm not all that bad you know? ![]() |
Ok here goes. . . . . . It means that when you lick a girl's privates, you do the following instructions:- 1) start by spreading her lips open with your fingers. 2) When you see the clit, make sure you wet your finger with saliva and then you gently rub her clit 3)After that, you lick her clit from downwards to upwards slowly and gently lets say 3-5 times. 4) And then after that you do a fast short left right movement with your tongue and look at her reaction 5) And after that than you start with the School play which is when you lick her clitorous, you do the alphabets starting from A, B, C untill you reach Z. And then when you're done with the alphabets, you go ahead with the numbers (1,2,3 and so on so fourth) 6) And then you do the tongue F****** 7) Than when its moist enough, than you put your finger in! Ok? Now thats what you call MouthAction School Style version. Anthony, you do it to her and tell me if its correct or not. What a bunch of Pervert! ![]() |
AnthonyKil:OH MY GAWD. . . . . . I thought you guys were joking! ![]() HAHAHA! There is $700.00 in the bank and I honestly feel like laughing out loud. . . You guys must be soooo desperate eh?Ok boys, I can't do this. I'll give you back your money when you guys come here. |
HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! You think I'm a retard Pay first than you get your story. Lets see. . . heres the bill:-BILL : Gabry lied to Jake, Omarion and Anthony within 24 hours $200.00 X 3 PERSON = $600.00 BILL : Knowledge on MouthAction (School Style) $25.00 X 4 PERSON = $100.00 b]TOTAL AMOUNT = $700.00[/b] Now you boys have to oay up the full amount to my Maybank Account which is 114356564785 and after I receive the money then I'll tell ya!Thank you and have a nice day. ![]() |
LordChaser:For your information, my boyfriend and I were very poor before. Didn't you read my post in the earlier pages on this thread? Well pal, thats how I get my money (at least thats one way)So? Whats it gonna be? And midn you guys, you four have to agree than I will tell otherwise, no way! |
Ok boys. heres the deal. You pay up the $600 (American dollars) which you have owed me about our bet before (you better remember it or else!)and also to give out this informtaion about MouthAction to you guys, I'll have to charge you $25 (American dollars) each person and I'll tell you (In detail!). How's that sound? |
CH3COO:HAHAH! great idea. ![]() AshtonJake:Nope! Soooo wrong. Thats not call School style. ![]() AnthonyKil:TEACH YOU No way! That will be disgusting don't you think so ![]() And also why bother? There are tons of ladies out there to score and does it have to be this one? ![]() |
CH3COO: Exactly Bro. You just got it right out of my mouth ![]() |
AnthonyKil: ![]() LordChaser: ![]() |
AnthonyKil:I know what does it mean but I'm not telling you. ![]() |
Why do you want to work in Singapore? I know for the Hotel line, it should be easy to work anywhere around the world if you don't think about the money. You try to contact the Hotels through online and see if they can offer you an internship there or not (but for sure the pay is low as it always has been for anyone). I think thats how your friend got a job there? And if I were you, I will never go through any agents. . . . They always will give you crap and some even will cheat you and ripp off your money so its best to do it for yourself. try checking out this website. http://www.aasingapore.com/attachments/wysiwyg/3730/WorkinginSingapore1.pdf have not read all but I guess you might be able to find out something. And yeap so true from the previous posts. Not easy. Even my Nigerian friends could not go visit there just because of his passport what more to work there and get a secure job and they put him in jail for a night. So much crap goin on. . . . HMMM. . . ![]() Guess your friend must be lucky I guess? ![]() |
@Topic Nope. I've seen many people with a broken homes having a good relationship in the end. One example is my cousin brother in law. His parents were seperated when he was a teenager and his mother always threaten to kill him. We all think that she was affected by that due to depression. Her husband always beat her and her children up. Anyways he got married and had 2 sons but his wife was on crack and alcohol which causes a great influence on her sons as both are also the same like her (Long story there). They got a divorce and yet the two sons was being put custody towards the wife and then after a few years he met my cousin and got married to her. Had one son and then they both had opened a Photo studio in England and in Dubai and have been married for 10 years now. So there, thats one happy ending. |
@ Topic * Business Suits (Compulsory) * Dresses * Jeans * Quarter Pants / Jeans * Blouses (Casual and Formal) * Slacks/Pants * High Heel Ladies Sandals / Old Fashion Shoes * Sneakers |
I'm running 5 different companies (all sister chains and its a family business). The first company is specializes at Construction for the Oil and Gas Industry, theres the Hardware Company, Construction at Buildings Company, Fashion Clothing Company and a Restaurant. What I do? I run them all making sure that all have profits and also to ensure that the labours are in good working condition and well. . . . anything concerning to the company is my business. ![]() I have side jobs (part time. . . . . whenever I'm free) as well (meaning I'm working for other people). I write drama scripts for malaysian Drama's, I teach people to play music instruments (Piano, Drums, Electric, bass, Folk and Clasical Guitar, keyboard and recorder), I work in a 4 star independant Hotel as a Sales & Marketing Manager and also I organize people's rooms. |
2nd Story Why Men can Pee Standing Up God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them. He told them that one of the things He had left was the thing that will allow the owner to pee while standing up. “It’s a very handy thing”, God told them. And I was wondering whether either one of you had a preference for it. Well, Adam jump up and down and begged. “Ok, please give that to me! I love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleaseeee! Give it to me”. On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that will allow him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited that he start whizzing all over the place - first at the side on the rock, than he wrote his name on the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a Frog ten feet away – laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve. “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.” “What’s it called?” asked Eve. “Multiple Orgasms”, said God. |
They are two answers to this story. Enjoy! Why Men can Pee Standing Up God was just about done creating humans but he had two parts left over. He couldn’t decide how to split them between Adam and Eve so he thought he might just as well ask them. He told them that one of the things He had left was the thing that will allow the owner to pee while standing up. “It’s a very handy thing”, God told them. And I was wondering whether either one of you had a preference for it. Well, Adam jump up and down and begged. “Ok, please give that to me! I love to be able to do that! It seems like just the sort of thing a man should have. Please! Pleaseeee! Give it to me”. On and on he went like an excited little boy. Eve just smiled and told God that if Adam really wanted it so badly, he could have it. So God gave Adam the thing that will allow him to pee standing up. Adam was so excited that he start whizzing all over the place - first at the side on the rock, than he wrote his name on the sand, and then he tried to see if he could hit a Frog ten feet away – laughing with delight all the while. God and Eve watched him with amusement and then God said to Eve. “Well, I guess you’re kind of stuck with the last thing I have left.” “What’s it called?” asked Eve. “Brains”, said God. |
Me, its ma Bobo's Chicken and Beef Soup with Suji. . . . . . ![]() |
@Topic Uhm. . . I guess if you're good at jokes would be a plus plus? ________________________________________________________________________________ LAKANYE, yOU'RE SO FUNNY BOBO. ![]() |
AshtonJake:JAKE. . . . HOW MEAN AND RUDE. . . . Do you even see yourself? Dude, I completely understand what Wendy has to say so if you dont understand, why dont you go to the next thread? Bro, I'm actually surprise, speechless and dissapointed with you cause I know you too well. You're not this kinda guy. . . Hmm! ![]() |
olrotimi:Nah. . . I love him to bits so he is never a handful. I love it when he talks but I do love it especially when he cooks (that one is A PLUS PLUS!!!) ![]() And besides, I follow my father, we dont talk that much and we dont bother to cause any arguments or disagreements as it is after all a waste of time. ![]() |
Heheh! I'm the last now so I WIN!!!!!! ![]()
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olrotimi:HEHEH! You sure about that? In my case, my bf is very smooth at talking. Sometimes when he talks, it will make the person cry. . . . So for me, I would just keep quiet and wont say anything because eventually, his words does make sense and he will win the battle eventually. |
olrotimi:Why? Do guys lift a finger on their girls? ![]() |
WendyRao:Wendy, no. . . You misunderstood. GabeLogan is talking about Asians especially the Chinese being raise in Britain not Asians in their own country behaving this way. Thats why I am shock to hear this news because I assume that Asian people whom were being exposed to a different culture should be more open about this. Oh yes, Chinese people would not really like to be with the Muslim people. Thats true but 1/4 of my family are Muslims because they got married to the Arabian people. Mind you, when they have babies, they are soooo gorgeous especially their eyes. ![]() WendyRao:Haha! Oh my gosh. . . . Your boyfriend does have a point but why does he have to talk so rudely? He can always say it in a nice way? ![]() Quote from: ademiller on Yesterday at 08:11:59 PMUhm. . . Sista, dont mind him. He is actually teasing you. . . . . . (but not in a bad way )----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ademiller. . . NA WAAA OOOOO! |
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